GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

Pretty crappy pic but I think you get the idea.Which car is Cal's?

Spoiler

Better pic and I think you can tell by the other car you can see. My link

The flames on the hood are going the wrong GD direction.

 

[Kal El]

Just fed my kids cinnamon rolls, snicker doodles, macaroons, Hershey's miniatures, milk and orange juice for breakfast. Clearly when I said you can have anything you want for breakfast, they took me serious. They are out building a shrine to me and planning their lunch menu as we speak.

[billcosby] Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake [/billcosby]

I thought that too

 

[flysack]

I have 3 groups of guys that I play poker with. Pretty much always willing and able.

Maybe it was the holidays, but the games had completely dried up over the last 3-4 months.

As of today, I've gotten offers to play at 4 different games (to be fair, one is Euchre, not poker) tomorrow night.

Euchre?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuchreSeems to be regional. Most people outside of the midwest seem to have the same reaction.

College days. Bong Euchre - 24/7.

### #### why didn't I think of that? Everyone played Zonk in my dorm. I hated that game.

 

[flysack]

So I watched The Evil Dead earlier. Why the eff is this considered good? Can someone explain it to me?

Evil Dead II is the good one. First is more of a straight up low budget horror flick but then they get shtickier.

The first film is a "cult classic." This means it sucks, but enough community college dropouts discuss it at Magic tournaments and cosplay conventions that it's gained it's own freakish allure and status.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

isn't Pinewood Derby Regionals this weekend? After you blew everyones doors off in districts last weekend.

You got the wrong guy. We finished last, last year. Our goal was not to finish last. It's good to have goals. We didn't finish in last. WIN!I've learned a lot from the PW thread though. I'll be helping to make two of these bastards next year. We'll do better.Still need to get the pic of the cars off the camera. The thing that drives me nuts, even more than the length of time it takes, is how obvious it is the Dad's did all the work. Some of these cars were a work of art. I'm not exaggerating.

Pretty crappy pic but I think you get the idea.Which car is Cal's?

Spoiler

Better pic and I think you can tell by the other car you can see. My link

Spoiler

I'm ######ed. This whole time I thought you guys were building these.

Me too. I concur.

 

[Josie Maran]

So I watched The Evil Dead earlier. Why the eff is this considered good? Can someone explain it to me?

Evil Dead II is the good one. First is more of a straight up low budget horror flick but then they get shtickier.

The first film is a "cult classic." This means it sucks, but enough community college dropouts discuss it at Magic tournaments and cosplay conventions that it's gained it's own freakish allure and status.

Remind me to never see a cult classic again unless I'm already a part of the cult.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Went to Hispanic Barber Shop today. A couple of guys from the military academy were there. When they saw my cut, one asked me if I was military. I told him "not really, I'm DOD". Both sets of eyes got big and the same dude asked what I did there. I was paying my way out and said, as I was heading out the door, "janitor"

 

[cosjobs]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

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OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

 

[heckmanm]

Dammit, missed :euchrechat:

 

[cosjobs]

Went to Hispanic Barber Shop today. A couple of guys from the military academy were there. When they saw my cut, one asked me if I was military. I told him "not really, I'm DOD". Both sets of eyes got big and the same dude asked what I did there. I was paying my way out and said, as I was heading out the door, "janitor"

INS IMO

 

[Thorn]

You guys are right, I am a really awesome dad.

Show us your teats.

Schtick stealerOne of my GB's tonight has had a pending multimillion dollar lawsuit ongoing for the last three years. Real estate deal. The bank got rid of everybody he was dealing with and he has been negotiating with the new brass. He wants 27m, and he'll go away. Otherwise they have a jury trial coming up and he'll be asking for 40m. Now THAT'S poker.

 

[Josie Maran]

Might as well admit that I've outgrown the XL...2X for me. Screw it, I;m too fat to come hang out with you guys.

 

[shuke]

isn't Pinewood Derby Regionals this weekend? After you blew everyones doors off in districts last weekend.

You got the wrong guy. We finished last, last year. Our goal was not to finish last. It's good to have goals. We didn't finish in last. WIN!I've learned a lot from the PW thread though. I'll be helping to make two of these bastards next year. We'll do better.Still need to get the pic of the cars off the camera. The thing that drives me nuts, even more than the length of time it takes, is how obvious it is the Dad's did all the work. Some of these cars were a work of art. I'm not exaggerating.

Pretty crappy pic but I think you get the idea.Which car is Cal's?

Spoiler

Better pic and I think you can tell by the other car you can see. My link

It doesn't look that bad. I just think you're not supplying him with the right type of paint. I had my son put a sanding sealer on, followed by primer, two coats of paint, then polyurethane.Here's his if you're not following the other thread. I tried to make him do most of it, other than using the bandsaw and melting the lead, and putting the axles in (they were too tight and I ended up f'ing the alignment up).

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

----------------

OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

I thought we were nixing the t-shirts?

Mrs. SLB: Pinot Grigio, Bud Select

Me: whiskey, vodka, gin, scotch, beer of any kind, pretty much anything but tequila. Unless you're making margaritas or I'm wasted. Then tequila. I'm also going to require some weed a bowl of green M&M's.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

isn't Pinewood Derby Regionals this weekend? After you blew everyones doors off in districts last weekend.

You got the wrong guy. We finished last, last year. Our goal was not to finish last. It's good to have goals. We didn't finish in last. WIN!I've learned a lot from the PW thread though. I'll be helping to make two of these bastards next year. We'll do better.Still need to get the pic of the cars off the camera. The thing that drives me nuts, even more than the length of time it takes, is how obvious it is the Dad's did all the work. Some of these cars were a work of art. I'm not exaggerating.

Pretty crappy pic but I think you get the idea.Which car is Cal's?

Spoiler

Better pic and I think you can tell by the other car you can see. My link

It doesn't look that bad. I just think you're not supplying him with the right type of paint. I had my son put a sanding sealer on, followed by primer, two coats of paint, then polyurethane.Here's his if you're not following the other thread. I tried to make him do most of it, other than using the bandsaw and melting the lead, and putting the axles in (they were too tight and I ended up f'ing the alignment up).I agree on the paint. Mrs. SLB bought "official PWD" paint at the store much to my dismay. He was all gung ho about all of the color choices but it was crappy water color paint. We won't be using it next year.I replied in the other thread too.

 

[Josie Maran]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

----------------

OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

I thought we were nixing the t-shirts?

Mrs. SLB: Pinot Grigio, Bud Select

Me: whiskey, vodka, gin, scotch, beer of any kind, pretty much anything but tequila. Unless you're making margaritas or I'm wasted. Then tequila.

 

[Josie Maran]

And Cos, I'll help out on beer and booze runs since I'll be hanging out early.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And Cos, I'll help out on beer and booze runs since I'll be hanging out early.

x 2

 

[flysack]

Might as well admit that I've outgrown the XL...2X for me. Screw it, I;m too fat to come hang out with you guys.

Damn you people are big.If I went to this thing you monsters would end up tossing me around for party laughs. I go 5.8", a buck fifty. Bob could bring Cal so you all could place bets on how quick he makes me cry with a submission move.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner, your destiny awaits.

No, not that Destiny. Whatever happened to that broad?

 

[Thorn]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

----------------

OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

Size M. Hope no one sits on me.I like all beers and vodka.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Might as well admit that I've outgrown the XL...2X for me. Screw it, I;m too fat to come hang out with you guys.

Damn you people are big.If I went to this thing you monsters would end up tossing me around for party laughs. I go 5.8", a buck fifty. Bob could bring Cal so you all could place bets on how quick he makes me cry with a submission move.

Cal's a lover, not a fighter. You are only a foot taller than him. His little brother is much more like me as a kid though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

----------------

OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

Size M. Hope no one sits on me.I like all beers and vodka.

I thought we were nixing t-shirts?

 

[kevzilla]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes: Kevzilla

XXXL. Also known as "evacuate Tokyo" size. Coke Zero. If I have to drive 20 miles home in the middle of the night, I probably shouldn't drink a ton.We should talk about that Sunday night that GM isn't going to be there.

 

[Josie Maran]

Tanner, your destiny awaits.No, not that Destiny. Whatever happened to that broad?

She put on about 80 pounds and is engaged to Youngstown's version of a backwoods hillbilly. Basically he's a backwoods hillbilly with an Italian last name.

 

[YSR]

Tanner, your destiny awaits.

No, not that Destiny. Whatever happened to that broad?

She put on about 80 pounds and is engaged to Youngstown's version of a backwoods hillbilly. Basically he's a backwoods hillbilly with an Italian last name.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner, your destiny awaits.

No, not that Destiny. Whatever happened to that broad?

She put on about 80 pounds and is engaged to Youngstown's version of a backwoods hillbilly. Basically he's a backwoods hillbilly with an Italian last name.

 

[Thorn]

Tanner, your destiny awaits.

No, not that Destiny. Whatever happened to that broad?

She put on about 80 pounds and is engaged to Youngstown's version of a backwoods hillbilly. Basically he's a backwoods hillbilly with an Italian last name.

 

[Josie Maran]

Tanner, your destiny awaits.

No, not that Destiny. Whatever happened to that broad?

She put on about 80 pounds and is engaged to Youngstown's version of a backwoods hillbilly. Basically he's a backwoods hillbilly with an Italian last name.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Degens, if you can get a Derby Futures line on OMEGA STAR, bet him. My other Derby longshot. Won't be anymore from here on out...not at over 100-1.He races around 3:00 Pacific today. Need to play him before because if he wins, odds will go down as low as 20-1 (depending on how impressively). Last call on this guy...

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Went to Hispanic Barber Shop today. A couple of guys from the military academy were there. When they saw my cut, one asked me if I was military. I told him "not really, I'm DOD". Both sets of eyes got big and the same dude asked what I did there. I was paying my way out and said, as I was heading out the door, "janitor"

INS IMO

I have no ####### idea what this means

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Degens, if you can get a Derby Futures line on OMEGA STAR, bet him. My other Derby longshot. Won't be anymore from here on out...not at over 100-1.He races around 3:00 Pacific today. Need to play him before because if he wins, odds will go down as low as 20-1 (depending on how impressively). Last call on this guy...

85:1 at Sportsbook. IN.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Went to Hispanic Barber Shop today. A couple of guys from the military academy were there. When they saw my cut, one asked me if I was military. I told him "not really, I'm DOD". Both sets of eyes got big and the same dude asked what I did there. I was paying my way out and said, as I was heading out the door, "janitor"

INS IMO

I have no ####### idea what this means

Immigration and Naturalization ServiceIt's not called that anymoreor just say La Migra

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Are one of you guys Aerial Assault? I'm about to go scorched earth on him and I'd rather not do that if I'm being fished by a friend.

 

[Abraham]

Are one of you guys Aerial Assault? I'm about to go scorched earth on him and I'd rather not do that if I'm being fished by a friend.

What thread? Need reinforcements ?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Are one of you guys Aerial Assault? I'm about to go scorched earth on him and I'd rather not do that if I'm being fished by a friend.

What thread? Need reinforcements ?

The ACC thread. He has popped up out of nowhere and is being a #####, admitting to fishing. I don't mind taking one for the team but maybe I'm oversensative after years of Ripleys.

 

[cosjobs]

Are one of you guys Aerial Assault? I'm about to go scorched earth on him and I'd rather not do that if I'm being fished by a friend.

What thread? Need reinforcements ?

I'll play.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Went to Hispanic Barber Shop today. A couple of guys from the military academy were there. When they saw my cut, one asked me if I was military. I told him "not really, I'm DOD". Both sets of eyes got big and the same dude asked what I did there. I was paying my way out and said, as I was heading out the door, "janitor"

INS IMO

I have no ####### idea what this means

Immigration and Naturalization ServiceIt's not called that anymoreor just say La Migra

No wonder they all split

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

----------------

OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

I thought we were nixing the t-shirts?

Mrs. SLB: Pinot Grigio, Bud Select

Me: whiskey, vodka, gin, scotch, beer of any kind, pretty much anything but tequila. Unless you're making margaritas or I'm wasted. Then tequila. I'm also going to require some weed a bowl of green M&M's.

Nice rider. AND ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL THERE BE ANY BROWN M&M's.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

----------------

OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

I thought we were nixing the t-shirts?

Mrs. SLB: Pinot Grigio, Bud Select

Me: whiskey, vodka, gin, scotch, beer of any kind, pretty much anything but tequila. Unless you're making margaritas or I'm wasted. Then tequila. I'm also going to require some weed a bowl of green M&M's.

Nice rider. AND ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL THERE BE ANY BROWN M&M's.

This is bigger than you, Pickles. Step aside, ok?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Degens, if you can get a Derby Futures line on OMEGA STAR, bet him. My other Derby longshot. Won't be anymore from here on out...not at over 100-1.He races around 3:00 Pacific today. Need to play him before because if he wins, odds will go down as low as 20-1 (depending on how impressively). Last call on this guy...

Yeah, but you liked Li Na.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need preferred beverage and shirt sizes:

YSR & Romo - WARM MILK

SLB & Mrs SLB

Gusher

Thorn

Charvik

Homer - MILLER LITE

GM - COORS LITE

Unialias

Bogart

Disco Stu

Uruk Hai SAMBUCCA.CROWN MAPLE - 2XL

Mr. & Mrs cosjobs WINE. MARGARITAS - 2XL/M

Tre?????????????

----------------

OFF CAMPUS unless Bentley bring bus to sleep in or they want to sleep on the patio:

Bentley

AbraColin - KEYSTONE LITE

Kevzilla

I thought we were nixing the t-shirts?

Mrs. SLB: Pinot Grigio, Bud Select

Me: whiskey, vodka, gin, scotch, beer of any kind, pretty much anything but tequila. Unless you're making margaritas or I'm wasted. Then tequila. I'm also going to require some weed a bowl of green M&M's.

Nice rider.

AND ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL THERE BE ANY BROWN M&M's.

 

[Annyong]

Watching that guy play catch with his son in that Voltswagon commercial cracks me up.

 

[belljr]

Watching that guy play catch with his son in that Voltswagon commercial cracks me up.

 

[Britney Spears]

Bread is like a buck fitty at the store.

nothing beats fresh baked bread. I love making fresh pretzel bread

I am fortunate enough to have grown up on a farm and some sort of fresh bread was available at every meal. Looking back, God did those women work. Right after breakfast, they'd start on lunch. After lunch, start on supper. Fresh biscuits, loaves of bread, rolls, etc...

Drool.

 

[bentley]

Med and either cheap red wine by the jug or Austin Beerworks Fire Eagle

 

[cosjobs]

Med and either cheap red wine by the jug or Austin Beerworks Fire Eagle

Picked up eight cases Austin Beerworks today. Two of them are Fire Eagles. Also got Peacemaker, Pearlsnap and Black Thunder. THere are five cases of Lone Star as backups. With two cases of Miller Lite for Homer, a case of Coors Lite for GM, a 12-pack of Select for Mrs. SLb, and a case of Bombshell Blonde for me, we should at least make it to Saturday. I won't even bother to attempt to list all the wine in my cellar.

 

[Bogart]

I'll drink anything, bringing 2 cases of Shiner Cheer. Shirt size stil XXL.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

It's comforting to know that i'm an average sized gmtaner

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Went to Hispanic Barber Shop today. A couple of guys from the military academy were there. When they saw my cut, one asked me if I was military. I told him "not really, I'm DOD". Both sets of eyes got big and the same dude asked what I did there. I was paying my way out and said, as I was heading out the door, "janitor"

CLEANER