GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Abraham]

I'm done with shots. This just happened. Cute girl comes up to me, introduces herself, and then wants to know where my "tall friend" went. F'in Stu.

"Oh, the one with AIDS?"

She did ask if he was straight.

That poor girl stuck around for a really long time. Albert Oaks is quiet at 7. Where's Uruk?

The Ravens won. He won. Pretty sure the dude wants to keep on dreaming this dream for a while longer

On the patio listening to my liver cuss me out.Who set off the car alarm this morning?

That was Michael (that's his name, right?). Smooth

With a gun to my head, the only "real" names of attendees that I can be certain of are Uruk, Bogart, Romo, Bentley and YSR. (I already knew Cos ahead of time). I MIGHT be able to guess Homer and Thorn since I was properly introduced to them at lunch on Friday. The rest of you....I have almost no idea and, frankly,I kind of like it that way.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just a quick note to thank everyone, especially cos who really is the fantastic host everyone says, in addition to being a real sweetheart (hope that doesn't destroy his rep). I honestly was nervous and uncomfortable about showing up, but no one in the group was less than warm and welcoming. And seeing Bill not only have his team win but get $1000 to boot was the highlight of the day.Think I'm going to wear my new Stoner Poodle coshole t-shirt on the plane. Go ahead and judge me, skywaitresses!

So you did make it? I thought you were in Atlanta? Do rich people have teleporters now?

She made it. She texted YSR at some point and told her to expect a delivery from her around 2 p.m. She delivered herself.

 

[proninja]

Just a quick note to thank everyone, especially cos who really is the fantastic host everyone says, in addition to being a real sweetheart (hope that doesn't destroy his rep). I honestly was nervous and uncomfortable about showing up, but no one in the group was less than warm and welcoming. And seeing Bill not only have his team win but get $1000 to boot was the highlight of the day.Think I'm going to wear my new Stoner Poodle coshole t-shirt on the plane. Go ahead and judge me, skywaitresses!

I'm not even there, but I'm glad you made it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

we need a midwest GMTAN cornhole at some point. Should we all meet up in Madison or something?seems like a good spot for Minnesota, Milwaukee, and Chicago people at least.

We are doing one in July in DC. You're welcome to come, as is anyone else that deemed normal (no Mr Pack/Goggins please).

IN

 

[Mr.Pack]

Glad y'all had an awesome time. Was fun following it here and on twitter. Wish I coulda made it FWIW, they key to these cornholes is everyone staying in the same location (i.e. bed/breakfast, huge house) and not a hotel. Most of the fun is the general hanging out and the stupid as hijinx that happens there.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just a quick note to thank everyone, especially cos who really is the fantastic host everyone says, in addition to being a real sweetheart (hope that doesn't destroy his rep). I honestly was nervous and uncomfortable about showing up, but no one in the group was less than warm and welcoming. And seeing Bill not only have his team win but get $1000 to boot was the highlight of the day.Think I'm going to wear my new Stoner Poodle coshole t-shirt on the plane. Go ahead and judge me, skywaitresses!

Wear it proudly, girl!

Congrats on both wins Uruk!!!

 

[BobbyLayne]

Not sure what this is all about, but I can tell you this place is the best Mexican in my old nabe (and really, the best I've had in 14 years of living here).

I'm quite sure we're not doing this

I got your peer pressure right here, guy.

The rest of the story

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

we need a midwest GMTAN cornhole at some point. Should we all meet up in Madison or something?seems like a good spot for Minnesota, Milwaukee, and Chicago people at least.

We are doing one in July in DC. You're welcome to come, as is anyone else that deemed normal (no Mr Pack/Goggins please).

Hmmm.

 

[kevzilla]

A little sad that Cosurukhole-The Gathering 2013 is over, but glad I got to meet so many cool people. My liver has hired an attorney, but it was worth it.

 

[Tiger Fan]

can't wait for the detailed stories to come in

 

[gandalas]

BBQ GM story was

 

[Guster]

Again, I haven't read anything since last night, but if no one mentioned it (and I wouldn't if I wasn't hammered) but SLB bought our dinner last might. For like 47 preople. SLB is friggin awesome. Even though I'm 98% sure his wife kinda hates me.

SLB is super cool. And the Mrs was a champ for putting up with us fools all weekend. I don't think I properly thanked you for dinner, so thank you!! You guys are just awesome people

 

[Britney Spears]

Seattle is the second most represented city in the GMTAN.Anybody up here want to open a B&B?

My wife has mentioned it. unsure

 

[Guster]

Albert Oaks is gonna need a little drying out after this weekend

Absolutely epic trip. Cos was an amazing host and as has been mentioned tons of times, everyone there was awesome.

On the plane now looking forward to catching up on some sleep.

Whats the over/under on number of words in your upcoming novella about your weekend recap?

There will be chapters

 

[Britney Spears]

As I predicted, I was the first tp gp down. Too little sleep and 42,000 beers did me in. I was out before GM, YSR, and zilla got here. I swam up out of my coma twice:

Once when cos was yelling something at me that didn't register and when I thought a ghost was in the room. I knew that couldn't be right as the ghost was TOO white. I think it was GM.

I'm sitting on the patio right now. Cos has his grill going.

Yesterday was a lot of fun. All of the guys/gals I met were great. I remember asking SLB at one point "does this seem weird to you?". He said ?nope? and he's right.

What!??

I think he meant bentley.

kevzilla

Got it. Was even more jealous if Zilla was there.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I'm done with shots. This just happened. Cute girl comes up to me, introduces herself, and then wants to know where my "tall friend" went. F'in Stu.

"Oh, the one with AIDS?"

She did ask if he was straight.

Is he? He gave me a killer beej Sat night but he told me its cool cause he's not gay or anything, but now you have me wondering.

 

[Guster]

I'm done with shots. This just happened. Cute girl comes up to me, introduces herself, and then wants to know where my "tall friend" went. F'in Stu.

"Oh, the one with AIDS?"

She did ask if he was straight.

Is he? He gave me a killer beej Sat night but he told me its cool cause he's not gay or anything, but now you have me wondering.

Good luck with teh AIDS

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm done with shots. This just happened. Cute girl comes up to me, introduces herself, and then wants to know where my "tall friend" went. F'in Stu.

"Oh, the one with AIDS?"

She did ask if he was straight.

Is he? He gave me a killer beej Sat night but he told me its cool cause he's not gay or anything, but now you have me wondering.

Good luck with teh AIDS

Unless has an open wound on his pecker and the dude is bleeding from the mouth, it's highly unlikely he can catch teh AIDS from a beej.

Good luck with teh AIDS

 

[rascal]

this conversation is disturbing

 

[Bogart]

Coffee/juice/water with Uni, Stu, Thorn and Mrs. SLB. It's a nice calm after Hurricane Coshole.

 

[Thorn]

Handshakes or hugs upon greetings?

Full front hug is the only way to go.

Line of hugs for Mrs SLB on our way out. We'll see her tomorrow. #sharkmove

My boy's wicked smaht.

 

[YSR]

Did SLB fall out of bed or something around 12:15 this a.m.? I woke up to a huge crash and could then only hear a woman (I assumed Mrs. SLB) murmuring.

 

[Bogart]

Did SLB fall out of bed or something around 12:15 this a.m.? I woke up to a huge crash and could then only hear a woman (I assumed Mrs. SLB) murmuring.

Confirmed.

 

[Thorn]

Erroneous.

 

[Guster]

Did SLB fall out of bed or something around 12:15 this a.m.? I woke up to a huge crash and could then only hear a woman (I assumed Mrs. SLB) murmuring.

Confirmed.

 

[Guster]

Coffee/juice/water with Uni, Stu, Thorn and Mrs. SLB. It's a nice calm after Hurricane Coshole.

My body is going to get confused tonight when I...1. Go to sleep in a bed2. Am not completely hammered3. Try to turn in before 4amSeems like a bit much to ask of it. Work tomorrow should be fun

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You alive? We were thinking you were gonna miss your flight. Cos and SLB just dropped me off. Sorry I didn't get to say goodbye, Thorn

 

[Disco Stu]

First full night of drinking with Homer... now first hangover of the trip. There may be a connection here.

 

[Bogart]

First full night of drinking with Homer... now first hangover of the trip. There may be a connection here.

There's drinking, then there's drinking with Homer. It's a whole other experience.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

First full night of drinking with Homer... now first hangover of the trip. There may be a connection here.

There's drinking, then there's drinking with Homer. It's a whole other experience.

I was surprised at how sober people seemed during that shot video on saturday night.

 

[Thorn]

No I'm good. Flight's at 2:30. I was just enjoying some beautific cpap sleep. Great to meet you. Next year in Nicaragua!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Just a quick note to thank everyone, especially cos who really is the fantastic host everyone says, in addition to being a real sweetheart (hope that doesn't destroy his rep). I honestly was nervous and uncomfortable about showing up, but no one in the group was less than warm and welcoming. And seeing Bill not only have his team win but get $1000 to boot was the highlight of the day.Think I'm going to wear my new Stoner Poodle coshole t-shirt on the plane. Go ahead and judge me, skywaitresses!

So you did make it? I thought you were in Atlanta? Do rich people have teleporters now?

She made it. She texted YSR at some point and told her to expect a delivery from her around 2 p.m. She delivered herself.

Is it true all deliveries at A.O. are in the rear?

 

[Guster]

The word deportation comes to mind

 

[JaxBill]

Any word from GM after he left for Dallas?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Any word from GM after he left for Dallas?

tweeted this 2 hours ago.

General Malaise ‏@smokingroachesJust fist bumped a member of TSA

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Any word from GM after he left for Dallas?

tweeted this 2 hours ago.

General Malaise ‏@smokingroachesJust fist bumped a member of TSA

 

[Mr.Pack]

Did SLB fall out of bed or something around 12:15 this a.m.? I woke up to a huge crash and could then only hear a woman (I assumed Mrs. SLB) murmuring.

Confirmed.

Hope he didn't fall on the melon again.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Any word from GM after he left for Dallas?

tweeted this 2 hours ago.

General Malaise ‏@smokingroachesJust fist bumped a member of TSA

 

[Guster]

UniAlias > is your head bruised from doing dishes?

 

[The_Man]

Big congrats to Uruk on that safety hit Enjoy the rest of your time down there folks and thanks for having me as part of #cossquares

Congrats to UH and everyone for sharing that Ravens win with him - not to mention the $1k.Congrats also to John Bender for being such a classy guy - I think he's the one that lost on the safety, with the 49ers' score going from 29 to 31. Though you wouldn't know it from the message above.

 

[flysack]

Just a quick note to thank everyone, especially cos who really is the fantastic host everyone says, in addition to being a real sweetheart (hope that doesn't destroy his rep). I honestly was nervous and uncomfortable about showing up, but no one in the group was less than warm and welcoming. And seeing Bill not only have his team win but get $1000 to boot was the highlight of the day.Think I'm going to wear my new Stoner Poodle coshole t-shirt on the plane. Go ahead and judge me, skywaitresses!

So you did make it? I thought you were in Atlanta? Do rich people have teleporters now?

She made it. She texted YSR at some point and told her to expect a delivery from her around 2 p.m. She delivered herself.

 

[flysack]

First thing I thought was, I'm in, if anything just to witness Guster and Thorn's mishaps with the local talent.

 

[flysack]

Question - does cos have a restaurant-style, industrial strength dish washing sink in his laundry room? Or did Guster and his Bearded Friend get stuck working off the bill at the BBQ place?

 

[UniAlias]

UniAlias > is your head bruised from doing dishes?

I attributed that pain to the hangover, totally forgot. May need to rethink my future career as a dishwasher.

 

[Abraham]

Question - does cos have a restaurant-style, industrial strength dish washing sink in his laundry room? Or did Guster and his Bearded Friend get stuck working off the bill at the BBQ place?

Yes, that's the ao kitchen

 

[Thorn]

mishaps?

 

[flysack]

I was thinking of the language barrier, but I forgot you two speak the international language.

 

[gandalas]

Question - does cos have a restaurant-style, industrial strength dish washing sink in his laundry room? Or did Guster and his Bearded Friend get stuck working off the bill at the BBQ place?

Was wondering this myself.

 

[YSR]

Miles driven thus far: YSR: 572Romo: 0Number of Breaking Bad episodes streamed on Netflix thus far:YSR: 0Romo: 4

 

[flysack]

Serious, Non-Coshole Question for Professionals, Especially Krista and Others who Hire People:

I submitted a cover letter and C.V. to a local place on 1/31. Apps were due 2/1. Is it cool and/or beneficial to give them a ring and ask about interviews, or is that being annoying? If it's a good thing, do I just contact their HR department or ring up the department I applied to?

Thanks.