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St. Louis Bob said:
Having sex 1 time in three weeks
Lucky *******.
Does filling a cup count? I've been going gang-busters, if so.
Been there, not even close.FTR it was once on Friday night and I had to get her pretty lubed up on wine for that. But if you go back farther, it has been about 3 weeks or so. I'm not a heartless ******* much but I can only drink so much to relieve the tension.
 
Maybe this should go in the unpopular opinion thread but I hate the freaking Goonies.
I dunno...I watched it with my sons a couple months ago and we enjoyed it. It was kind of cool seeing some Oregon landmarks in there, which I never noticed before on account of not giving a rat's rear-end about Oregon when I was a kid.Up next on the Malaise family movie night...."Black Stallion". :thumbup: Also, "Miracle on Ice" on tap.
 
Maybe this should go in the unpopular opinion thread but I hate the freaking Goonies.
Just recently, or always?I liked the movie a lot when it came out, dunno how it holds up.
Really a lot of the crap we grew up with blows. Gen X needs to get a grip, it's not cool to like stuff that sucks.
As compared to what? Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel? I'll take Ghostbusters, India Jones, Star Wars (the original 3), Goonies and Back to the Future over just about anything being spit out today by Hollywood. Maybe that makes me a crusty old fart who refuses to let go, but some of the kids' movies out today suck out loud. I defy you to try and make it through Space Chimps.
 
Maybe this should go in the unpopular opinion thread but I hate the freaking Goonies.
Just recently, or always?I liked the movie a lot when it came out, dunno how it holds up.
Really a lot of the crap we grew up with blows. Gen X needs to get a grip, it's not cool to like stuff that sucks.
As compared to what? Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel? I'll take Ghostbusters, India Jones, Star Wars (the original 3), Goonies and Back to the Future over just about anything being spit out today by Hollywood. Maybe that makes me a crusty old fart who refuses to let go, but some of the kids' movies out today suck out loud. I defy you to try and make it through Space Chimps.
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
 
Maybe this should go in the unpopular opinion thread but I hate the freaking Goonies.
Just recently, or always?I liked the movie a lot when it came out, dunno how it holds up.
Really a lot of the crap we grew up with blows. Gen X needs to get a grip, it's not cool to like stuff that sucks.
As compared to what? Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel? I'll take Ghostbusters, India Jones, Star Wars (the original 3), Goonies and Back to the Future over just about anything being spit out today by Hollywood. Maybe that makes me a crusty old fart who refuses to let go, but some of the kids' movies out today suck out loud. I defy you to try and make it through Space Chimps.
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
We've gone more into getting my kids (boys 11 & 14) older TV series on DVD. Happy Days, Get Smart, Gilligan's Island, etc.
 
Maybe this should go in the unpopular opinion thread but I hate the freaking Goonies.
Just recently, or always?I liked the movie a lot when it came out, dunno how it holds up.
Really a lot of the crap we grew up with blows. Gen X needs to get a grip, it's not cool to like stuff that sucks.
As compared to what? Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel? I'll take Ghostbusters, India Jones, Star Wars (the original 3), Goonies and Back to the Future over just about anything being spit out today by Hollywood. Maybe that makes me a crusty old fart who refuses to let go, but some of the kids' movies out today suck out loud. I defy you to try and make it through Space Chimps.
Have you shown them Better off Dead yet? That movie killed me when I was a kid.
 
Which one of these do you like best in a survivor pool?Dallas as home against Jacksonville (Kitna for Dallas and Gerard probably for Jacksonville)Indy at home against Houston (Probably no Addai, Clark, and Collie for Indy)Denver against San Fran in London (Troy Smith starting for San Fran)
Indy.1. At home.2. I'll take more Wayne, more Garcon, and having Anthony Gonzalez back over Kitna. 3. Against that run defense sans DeMeco Ryans, Corey Hart could replace Addai. Mike will do just fine. Teh pale Manning comes to revenge for them.
 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.

 
It's over. :thumbup:

Tomorrow evening, I get to spend 3 1/2 hours in a car with my parents and my fiancee. We're spending the weekend at my future in-laws' house (who are really cool, for the record). We have food tasting, engagement pictures, meeting with the priest, rehearsal dinner tours and various other crap necessary wedding stuff planned.

Future FIL, Old-Man Bronkowitz and myself will definitely be spending a lot of time at a bar, so I have that going for me. But I already want to punch myself repeatedly in the groin rather than do this.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Really, though, this is the difficult part of the whole wedding/marriage thing. It only gets better from here. Congratulations you poor, something, something.

 
Maybe this should go in the unpopular opinion thread but I hate the freaking Goonies.
Just recently, or always?I liked the movie a lot when it came out, dunno how it holds up.
Really a lot of the crap we grew up with blows. Gen X needs to get a grip, it's not cool to like stuff that sucks.
As compared to what? Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel? I'll take Ghostbusters, India Jones, Star Wars (the original 3), Goonies and Back to the Future over just about anything being spit out today by Hollywood. Maybe that makes me a crusty old fart who refuses to let go, but some of the kids' movies out today suck out loud. I defy you to try and make it through Space Chimps.
Have you shown them Better off Dead yet? That movie killed me when I was a kid.
Not yet, but I will when they are a little older. I don't think my boys are old enough to find the humor in all of it. My oldest might...but my youngest wouldn't.I remember seeing the "Sure Thing" when I was in 3rd or 4th grade and loving it. Pretty underrated movie, IMO.
 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
Speaking of pale and revenge for him, I'm with this guy.
 
Maybe this should go in the unpopular opinion thread but I hate the freaking Goonies.
Just recently, or always?I liked the movie a lot when it came out, dunno how it holds up.
Always. You have to remember that I was a little older than the target audience when this thing came out. It was a 'kids' movie to me. When I finally got around to seeing this on VHS or HBO or whatever I thought it was stupid. And obviously it holds no nostalgic value for me.
 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
PLEASEI love me some star wars but I am SICK TO DEATH of the pedestal the original trilogy is held to, Jedi in particular. Jedi was great for one reason, it was Star Wars. The entire movie is filled with ridiculous story elements that make the later movies look like masterpieces.

Jedi was crap, utter and complete crap, but we loved it because it was Star Wars.

 
We've gone more into getting my kids (boys 11 & 14) older TV series on DVD. Happy Days, Get Smart, Gilligan's Island, etc.
We have watched the first couple episodes of The A-Team after having a great time at the recent movie version. That movie relied on special effects, but in an over-the-top fun way. It was pretty awesome.The GI Joe movie on the other hand was horrible. Sienna Miller was really hot though.
 
It's over. :wall:

Tomorrow evening, I get to spend 3 1/2 hours in a car with my parents and my fiancee. We're spending the weekend at my future in-laws' house (who are really cool, for the record). We have food tasting, engagement pictures, meeting with the priest, rehearsal dinner tours and various other crap necessary wedding stuff planned.

Future FIL, Old-Man Bronkowitz and myself will definitely be spending a lot of time at a bar, so I have that going for me. But I already want to punch myself repeatedly in the groin rather than do this.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Really, though, this is the difficult part of the whole wedding/marriage thing. It only gets better from here. Congratulations you poor, something, something.
:(
 
Just as kindof a FFA PSA there is some pretty serious business going down in the Clint McCance thread. Not really being shticky here..
That thread bums me out. :(
Indeed. My opinion of icon has changed as well unfortunately.
How so? Link to a particular post?
The whole Clint McCance thread/debacle.
Everything about that thread and the BF follow up sucks
 
Everything about that thread and the BF follow up sucks
Ron Burgundy: (on the fight between local anchormen) Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast! Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: [surprised] It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
 
I can't wait for Daylight Savings Time to end. Driving into work in the dark at 6:50 doesn't bother me, but the problem is nobody else wants to drive.

It's almost like the darkness gives the jackwagons who do 67 in the left lane on I-95 an excuse.

 
Everything about that thread and the BF follow up sucks
Ron Burgundy: (on the fight between local anchormen) Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast! Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: [surprised] It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
:goodposting:actually laughing out loud over here... nice job
 
It's over. :wall:

Tomorrow evening, I get to spend 3 1/2 hours in a car with my parents and my fiancee. We're spending the weekend at my future in-laws' house (who are really cool, for the record). We have food tasting, engagement pictures, meeting with the priest, rehearsal dinner tours and various other crap necessary wedding stuff planned.

Future FIL, Old-Man Bronkowitz and myself will definitely be spending a lot of time at a bar, so I have that going for me. But I already want to punch myself repeatedly in the groin rather than do this.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Really, though, this is the difficult part of the whole wedding/marriage thing. It only gets better from here. Congratulations you poor, something, something.
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:Thanks for the confidence boost :goodposting:

 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
Crimmus Story and Crimmus Vacation are staples for me during the holidays. :goodposting: I don't see how someone could not like Goonies.

 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
PLEASEI love me some star wars but I am SICK TO DEATH of the pedestal the original trilogy is held to, Jedi in particular. Jedi was great for one reason, it was Star Wars. The entire movie is filled with ridiculous story elements that make the later movies look like masterpieces.

Jedi was crap, utter and complete crap, but we loved it because it was Star Wars.
It was my least favorite of the original three, but you are stoned on crank and drunk on malt liquor if you think Jedi was worse than any of the three turds Lucas spit on us this decade. Jedi gave us Ewoks, Leia in a bikini, more Lando, a sinister Emperor, Darth Vader redemption and one of the greatest internet memes of all time.What did the three piles of puke Lucas released post 2000 yield us? Jar Jar Binks, a wussified Samuel L. Jackson, a bore-me-to-tears Obi Wan and a mother forking ANTI SMOKING MESSAGE. Remember that? Remember the ridiculous scene where Ewan McGregor used the Jedi Mind Trick to convince some muppet that he didn't want to puff on a 'death stick'? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? You're going to put that up against Jedi? A public service announcement. In Star Wars. Really?

Unreal. Jedi is far and away better than the steaming piles of horse manure Lucas and Co. shoveled on us.

 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
PLEASEI love me some star wars but I am SICK TO DEATH of the pedestal the original trilogy is held to, Jedi in particular. Jedi was great for one reason, it was Star Wars. The entire movie is filled with ridiculous story elements that make the later movies look like masterpieces.

Jedi was crap, utter and complete crap, but we loved it because it was Star Wars.
It was my least favorite of the original three, but you are stoned on crank and drunk on malt liquor if you think Jedi was worse than any of the three turds Lucas spit on us this decade. Jedi gave us Ewoks, Leia in a bikini, more Lando, a sinister Emperor, Darth Vader redemption and one of the greatest internet memes of all time.What did the three piles of puke Lucas released post 2000 yield us? Jar Jar Binks, a wussified Samuel L. Jackson, a bore-me-to-tears Obi Wan and a mother forking ANTI SMOKING MESSAGE. Remember that? Remember the ridiculous scene where Ewan McGregor used the Jedi Mind Trick to convince some muppet that he didn't want to puff on a 'death stick'? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? You're going to put that up against Jedi? A public service announcement. In Star Wars. Really?

Unreal. Jedi is far and away better than the steaming piles of horse manure Lucas and Co. shoveled on us.
AH YES

Ewoks

those magical creatures who showed us that the elaborate storm trooper armor, which we already know does no good against blasters or light sabers, also cannot withstand a small rock or a pointy stick.

and what a great plan that whole endor thing was, lets sneak down to a forest moon with a bunch of people in camouflage and SHINY GOLD ####### ROBOT along with a robot on wheels, which should do well at navigating a forest floor.

Of course that plan looks like the strategy of the millennium compared to the farcical attempts to rescue Han from Jaba.

 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
Crimmus Story and Crimmus Vacation are staples for me during the holidays. :goodposting: I don't see how someone could not like Goonies.
"Elf" has earned classic Christmas movie status. And the "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" episode of MST3K has become an annual tradition with my kids.
 
My take on the icon/BF/shiny thing:

I think that although it was never mentioned how shiny passed, quite a few of us assumed it was suicide. We have to realize that many people have different views on suicide. As a guy who's had a family member do it, I myself have had a ton of different feelings at different times on the subject. I agree that it is a little tacky for icon to have shiny's teletubbie in his avatar being that icon feels the way he does about suicide. That being said, I believe him when he says he didn't know how shiny passed. Give him the benefit of the doubt and move on. Don't hold a grudge against him.

 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
PLEASEI love me some star wars but I am SICK TO DEATH of the pedestal the original trilogy is held to, Jedi in particular. Jedi was great for one reason, it was Star Wars. The entire movie is filled with ridiculous story elements that make the later movies look like masterpieces.

Jedi was crap, utter and complete crap, but we loved it because it was Star Wars.
It was my least favorite of the original three, but you are stoned on crank and drunk on malt liquor if you think Jedi was worse than any of the three turds Lucas spit on us this decade. Jedi gave us Ewoks, Leia in a bikini, more Lando, a sinister Emperor, Darth Vader redemption and one of the greatest internet memes of all time.What did the three piles of puke Lucas released post 2000 yield us? Jar Jar Binks, a wussified Samuel L. Jackson, a bore-me-to-tears Obi Wan and a mother forking ANTI SMOKING MESSAGE. Remember that? Remember the ridiculous scene where Ewan McGregor used the Jedi Mind Trick to convince some muppet that he didn't want to puff on a 'death stick'? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? You're going to put that up against Jedi? A public service announcement. In Star Wars. Really?

Unreal. Jedi is far and away better than the steaming piles of horse manure Lucas and Co. shoveled on us.
AH YES

Ewoks

those magical creatures who showed us that the elaborate storm trooper armor, which we already know does no good against blasters or light sabers, also cannot withstand a small rock or a pointy stick.

and what a great plan that whole endor thing was, lets sneak down to a forest moon with a bunch of people in camouflage and SHINY GOLD ####### ROBOT along with a robot on wheels, which should do well at navigating a forest floor.

Of course that plan looks like the strategy of the millennium compared to the farcical attempts to rescue Han from Jaba.
:lmao: I like Star Wars and agree with GM, but good lord.
 
I've never watched a single Star Wars movie from start to finish. Too late? Are the special effects really dated? Wait for the 3D ones?

 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
PLEASEI love me some star wars but I am SICK TO DEATH of the pedestal the original trilogy is held to, Jedi in particular. Jedi was great for one reason, it was Star Wars. The entire movie is filled with ridiculous story elements that make the later movies look like masterpieces.

Jedi was crap, utter and complete crap, but we loved it because it was Star Wars.
It was my least favorite of the original three, but you are stoned on crank and drunk on malt liquor if you think Jedi was worse than any of the three turds Lucas spit on us this decade. Jedi gave us Ewoks, Leia in a bikini, more Lando, a sinister Emperor, Darth Vader redemption and one of the greatest internet memes of all time.What did the three piles of puke Lucas released post 2000 yield us? Jar Jar Binks, a wussified Samuel L. Jackson, a bore-me-to-tears Obi Wan and a mother forking ANTI SMOKING MESSAGE. Remember that? Remember the ridiculous scene where Ewan McGregor used the Jedi Mind Trick to convince some muppet that he didn't want to puff on a 'death stick'? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? You're going to put that up against Jedi? A public service announcement. In Star Wars. Really?

Unreal. Jedi is far and away better than the steaming piles of horse manure Lucas and Co. shoveled on us.
He's got a point. I can barely remember anything from the latter three Star Wars, all of which I've seen once.The Ewoks were pretty lame, but the three-way space/Endor/Luke v. Emperor v. Darth Vader fight? That (bad word) was mind-blowing if you were a kid.

 
Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
Crimmus Story and Crimmus Vacation are staples for me during the holidays. :lmao: I don't see how someone could not like Goonies.
"Elf" has earned classic Christmas movie status. And the "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" episode of MST3K has become an annual tradition with my kids.
I have a stepsister who loves Elf. I kind of like it, but I think mainly because of Zooey Deschanel. It's no where near a classic.I have no idea what you're talking about in the second sentence. edit: ah Mystery Science Theater. That always goes :woosh:

 
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:nerd: I like Star Wars and agree with GM, but good lord.
I love star wars, but when you think about Jedi it is ridiculousWhat was the plan for Han?As near as I can figure the plan was - send in the people least likely to succeed first, once they have all gotten captured have luke come in and kick everyone's ###. Of course, don't just kick their butt's and leave, the better idea is to fall into a rancor den(couldn't he have jedi jumped out?), defeat the rancor, let Jaba drive you to the sarlac pit where R2 strolls to the top deck and you signal him, as if this was the plan all along, then depend on blind han to stumble in to Bobba Fett int he lamest death scene ever, and hope chained up leah can dispatch jaba while luke runs through cronies with his saber.WTF, who made this plan, a mentally challenged ewok?How about you keep everyone out of harm's way, send luke in and start kicking ### up front.the entire first 1/3rd of the movie was nothing more then a weak story line pasted on a space version of the muppet show.If it was not for Admiral Ackbar Jedi would be devoid of value.but, i still freaking love it because it is star wars.
 
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Yeah, some of those older movies hold up well. My son really enjoyed watching Ghostbusters, The Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka, and of course the original Star Wars trilogy.

We haven't gotten to Goonies or Back to the Future yet.
The original Star Wars trilogy is far and away better than the crap they made a few years ago. With far less technical innovations, they were able to create a masterpiece. 30 years later, with far more technological advancement, they made a pile of poop. Why? Nobody bothered to write a story that was compelling. It was lazy film making, relying upon special effects to wow the masses. In much the same way, I feel like today's movies bank upon the fact that 3-D and special effects will overshadow the need to invent a fresh and original story. I didn't see "Avatar", (nor do I plan on it) but wasn't it just the story of "Pocahontas" only set in blue? Course I'm sure some old guy was saying the same thing in the early 80's that I'm saying now. But I'll take 'A Christmas Story' over any 'holiday' that's come out in the last 10 years. Nostalgia be damned...it's just better.
PLEASEI love me some star wars but I am SICK TO DEATH of the pedestal the original trilogy is held to, Jedi in particular. Jedi was great for one reason, it was Star Wars. The entire movie is filled with ridiculous story elements that make the later movies look like masterpieces.

Jedi was crap, utter and complete crap, but we loved it because it was Star Wars.
It was my least favorite of the original three, but you are stoned on crank and drunk on malt liquor if you think Jedi was worse than any of the three turds Lucas spit on us this decade. Jedi gave us Ewoks, Leia in a bikini, more Lando, a sinister Emperor, Darth Vader redemption and one of the greatest internet memes of all time.What did the three piles of puke Lucas released post 2000 yield us? Jar Jar Binks, a wussified Samuel L. Jackson, a bore-me-to-tears Obi Wan and a mother forking ANTI SMOKING MESSAGE. Remember that? Remember the ridiculous scene where Ewan McGregor used the Jedi Mind Trick to convince some muppet that he didn't want to puff on a 'death stick'? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? You're going to put that up against Jedi? A public service announcement. In Star Wars. Really?

Unreal. Jedi is far and away better than the steaming piles of horse manure Lucas and Co. shoveled on us.
He's got a point. I can barely remember anything from the latter three Star Wars, all of which I've seen once.The Ewoks were pretty lame, but the three-way space/Endor/Luke v. Emperor v. Darth Vader fight? That (bad word) was mind-blowing if you were a kid.
:nerd: And those speeder bike things flying through the forest was some amazing/thrilling special effects at the time. Plus you see Luke do some serious Jedi-#### (for the first time) during the Han escape.
 

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