Chi-Mo
Footballguy
(rhymes with working) from home.metcafe has a montage of all relevant clips from Paradise and Fast Times.GB working from home.
working from work.
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jplvr
Footballguy
Man, I looked her up on Google images and she held up extremely well too. It wasn't like she looked hot in a gold bikini and looks like a troll these days. I did find one bad pic, however, but these days that's the realm of supermodel... if there's just the one.
Edit: and I think that might have just been a bad angle because she was wearing the same thing in this pic as in the bad one:
http://sonja.1069thefox.com/files/2010/02/..._cates_2009.jpg
Edit: and I think that might have just been a bad angle because she was wearing the same thing in this pic as in the bad one:
http://sonja.1069thefox.com/files/2010/02/..._cates_2009.jpg
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Chi-Mo
Footballguy
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Here's the distinctionhoebe Cates showed us her nips and fanny in all their amazing glory.
Kate Perry just teases you with side shots.
I've fired off multiple rounds to Cates in Fast Times and Paradise. Why? Cuz I get to see the nekid! To date, no shots have been fired at Perry and until or unless she sacks up and disrobes completely, I'm leaving my powder dry.
Bonus - Hi Willie Ames!
Nobody said you have to strangle the midget every time you see a hot chick."And this is Botticelli's 'The Birth of Venus'....Good god, man! Put that thing away!"
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Bingo. We were always like "What's wrong with this part?" Finally, things would come back into focus after about five minutes and Phoebe's all, "And that's why I hate Christmas."
My dad did those on some movies we watched.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My Dad used to randomly insert scenes from Silent Night Deadly Night into our movies.
I still have nightmares about The Muppets Take Manhattan.
I still have nightmares about The Muppets Take Manhattan.
General Malaise
Footballguy
We didn't get a VCR until I was in 7th grade. 
By then, my parents were heavily involved in benign neglect (Scooby > Hi!).
By then, my parents were heavily involved in benign neglect (Scooby > Hi!).
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I wish we didn't have a VCR.We didn't get a VCR until I was in 7th grade.
By then, my parents were heavily involved in benign neglect (Scooby > Hi!).
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
Better movie: Ice Pirates or DC Cab?
scoobygang
Footballguy
And look how well you turned out!We didn't get a VCR until I was in 7th grade.
General Malaise
Footballguy
And look how well you turned out!We didn't get a VCR until I was in 7th grade.
Off to smother my sons...BRB.
General Malaise
Footballguy
DC Cab is the first Rated-R movie my parents let me see in the theater without adult supervision. They asked the movie ticket guy if it would be okay if me and my buddy watched it without them, and then left. Probably to go screw or something.And not having ever seen Ice Pirates, DC Cab wins!"I don't work on January 8th...cuz it's Elvis's birthday".
the rover
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oops, Cain.
YSR
Footballguy
I love that you call it "powder".General Malaise said:Here's the distinctionRudiStein said:
Kate Perry just teases you with side shots.
I've fired off multiple rounds to Cates in Fast Times and Paradise. Why? Cuz I get to see the nekid! To date, no shots have been fired at Perry and until or unless she sacks up and disrobes completely, I'm leaving my powder dry.
Bonus - Hi Willie Ames!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Thank. God.
That thread was all kinds of ugly.
RIP
That thread was all kinds of ugly.
RIP
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm destroying a box of Oyster crackers to go with my wife's homeade spicy yellow pepper couscous (sp?) soup. Oyster crackers are vastly underrated as a food item.
jplvr
Footballguy
Agreed.Thank. God.That thread was all kinds of ugly.RIP
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Kinda a shame it got nuked right after you wrote that novel, jeepFWIW I thought your post was very incisive, and had the thread not devolved into what it did, posts like that could have generated some interesting debateAgreed.Thank. God.That thread was all kinds of ugly.RIP
General Malaise
Footballguy
8 balls in a row. fantastic managing there Ron...stellar.
bostonfred
Footballguy
I'm sorry for my part in it. Several people had already alluded to the truth about shiny's death and basically asked him to stop, and he didn't. There are a couple posters who I no longer respect who knew about it and tried to bring it up in the FFA in a very inappropriate way in the last year and a half. For the most part, those aliai no longer post at FBG. But this wasn't much better. I'm sorry to see it come out this way, but I'm glad it's out there.
Today is the first time I've been as mad over something on the internet as I was when Mark Wimer said that he was glad shiny was dead so he wouldn't see how wrong he was about global warming and refused to apologize. I have about equal respect for him and icon.
I'm sure many of you were hit just as hard by shiny's death as I was, and I'm sorry you had to hear about his suicide this way. That was the last time I cried, and I cried more than once. I still get choked up thinking about it.
To icon's credit, after Joe locked one of the threads, icon apologized in the other one which has since been deleted. I've accepted his apology, and I'll try not to bring it up again. I think it's good that the thread was deleted, and I'm sorry for pushing it over the line. I'm sure I overreacted, but there aren't too many things the last few years that have hit me as hard as shiny's death, and I'm not very good at tolerating people who disrespect it.
Thanks to those of you who PMed me or tried - my mailbox was full when I got back from a meeting and I appreciate the thoughts. I'm going to take a break from FBG for a while now.
Today is the first time I've been as mad over something on the internet as I was when Mark Wimer said that he was glad shiny was dead so he wouldn't see how wrong he was about global warming and refused to apologize. I have about equal respect for him and icon.
I'm sure many of you were hit just as hard by shiny's death as I was, and I'm sorry you had to hear about his suicide this way. That was the last time I cried, and I cried more than once. I still get choked up thinking about it.
To icon's credit, after Joe locked one of the threads, icon apologized in the other one which has since been deleted. I've accepted his apology, and I'll try not to bring it up again. I think it's good that the thread was deleted, and I'm sorry for pushing it over the line. I'm sure I overreacted, but there aren't too many things the last few years that have hit me as hard as shiny's death, and I'm not very good at tolerating people who disrespect it.
Thanks to those of you who PMed me or tried - my mailbox was full when I got back from a meeting and I appreciate the thoughts. I'm going to take a break from FBG for a while now.
General Malaise
Footballguy
OH, god christ, Holland. Really?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Ata boy, Ron. Give up another run first, then pull the spare. Always a winning strategy heading into the bottom of the ninth. Jesus. This must be the equivalent of being a Jaguars fan, eh YSR?
jplvr
Footballguy
Oh well. I'm glad it's gone, along with the rest of the thread. Thanks though.I do think it's sad SP is gone.Kinda a shame it got nuked right after you wrote that novel, jeepFWIW I thought your post was very incisive, and had the thread not devolved into what it did, posts like that could have generated some interesting debateAgreed.Thank. God.That thread was all kinds of ugly.RIP
General Malaise
Footballguy
Mark Lowe > stand closer to your razor. Some men look good with beards. You are not one of them. That's a worse beard than that small British dude's on LOST.
Nice. Great bullpen you got there, Ron. The Mariners let Mark Lowe go. The Mariners didn't want him. The Mariners.
Ugh.
Nice. Great bullpen you got there, Ron. The Mariners let Mark Lowe go. The Mariners didn't want him. The Mariners.
Ugh.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Maybe they can fax Kyle Farnsworth over to the Rangers bullpen....he couldn't fare any worse.
This is torture.
This is torture.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sigh. I'm going to watch Survivor.
Good night.
This is what it was like to root for the Rangers in the 80's and early 90's. man....Jeff Russell thinks this sucks.
Good night.
This is what it was like to root for the Rangers in the 80's and early 90's. man....Jeff Russell thinks this sucks.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Now imagine you're an SF fan... I'm still expecting the bottom to fall out of this thing. 2002 was a ####### dagger in the heart... let alone the 50 years before that.
midwaymonster
Footballguy
well crafted
the rover
Footballguy
So I watched Glee yesterday--it was a tribute to Rocky Horror. I'm now obsessed with Jayma Mays.
She wants to be dirty. The (impliedly) lesbian cheerleaders are hot, too.
She wants to be dirty. The (impliedly) lesbian cheerleaders are hot, too.
Chi-Mo
Footballguy
This is probably the worst attempt at empathizing I've ever seen.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Thank you for using empathy correctlyWas driving me crazy all day in the thread which shall not be spoken about
the rover
Footballguy
seriously, that chick in Glee...I nearly empathized all over my screen
KGB
Footballguy
What the hell is Glee? Thopught it was a chick show? worth watching? Whats it comparable to?
El Floppo
Footballguy
Aw shucks, Rangers fans... I feel your pain. I mean... really, really feel your pain. Poor you guys.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Haven't seen the movie in 20+ years, and I STILL caught the "PG" lyric changes ("heavy sweating"? Really?).That said,
jplvr
Footballguy
I have no empathy for your vocabulary concerns.
Great, thanks for asking.My company is buying the office pizza today for lunch and I'm PUMPED!
wilked
Footballguy
It's the little things...
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
My company is getting us lunch too! We are having our annual halloween costume party. My hot receptionist wore a see through mermaid outfit two years ago, and a mini skirt, and black fishnet stockings as the queen of hearts last year. Kinda looking forward to this year
Tom Cullen
Footballguy
that's what she said
Polecat
Footballguy
So, she came as a whore?hfs, she just walked inblack mini skirt, short pink skin tight top, black stockings that go mid thigh and you can see the rest of the thigh. Yeah, I'm out, not getting any work done today
You HAVE to get a pic. Just say something like, "My wife is wearing almost the exact same costume. Let me get a pic and show her."hfs, she just walked in
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