GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[phishphan]

Star Wars action figures

 

[General Malaise]

The homemade barbecue sauce is pretty good.

SCRATCH BARBECUE SAUCE - Podnah's Pit(Makes 5 ¼ cups)3 tbsp canola oil½ yellow onion, diced10 cloves garlic, chopped4 whole chiles (either dried arbols or diced fresh jalapeños)3 whole cloves6 allspice berries1 tsp ground cinnamon¼ cup chile powder¾ cup brown sugar1 tbsp kosher salt1 cup cider vinegar1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce1 28-oz can whole peeled tomatoes, half of the juice removed(1) HEAT oil in a medium saucepan over medium heat, and sauté onion and garlic (and jalapeños, if using) until soft, about 5 minutes. (2) ADD arbols (if using), cloves, allspice, cinnamon, and chile powder, and sauté for 2 more minutes. (3) ADD brown sugar, salt, cider vinegar, and Worcestershire sauce, and bring to a boil. (4) ADD can of tomatoes and simmer over low heat for about 15 minutes. (5) COOL completely and purée in a blender at high speed for 1 minute. (6) BRUSH sauce onto your meat of choice just before it comes off the grill.

Gonnna try this one this summer. Finally got my smoker back from the townhouse.

 

[General Malaise]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

 

[General Malaise]

Decided to get my wife a "cutesy" card this year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The homemade barbecue sauce is pretty good.

How much better is it than store-bought sauce?

 

[T Bell]

I've got two friends who are into DoTerra and one of them is constantly trying to peddle it on FB. I think it's one of those things that stay-at-home moms can do to make a little money - they can have home shows, etc.

I've got a FB friend, a girl I had a sixth grade crush on and who graduated HS with me, who sells her own homemade line of "sacred" products like wands, stones, etc. She organizes retreats, and has easly 50 sycophantic woman and a couple of obviously gay men worshiping her every FB post. By day she's a (apparently successful) "leadership consultant" for major companies, which I guess makes sense if you can run your own icult. Her feed gives me a daily ration of an amazing mixture of hilarity and revulsion.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh, my wife got me a bottle of Crown Royal Black for V-Day. I know it isn't top of the line but how much of a sin would it be for me to mix it with Diet Coke?

 

[phishphan]

Oh, my wife got me a bottle of Crown Royal Black for V-Day. I know it isn't top of the line but how much of a sin would it be for me to mix it with Diet Coke?

mix it with Diet Dr. Pepper

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The "science" behind DoTerra.*

*

Spoiler

There is none.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh, my wife got me a bottle of Crown Royal Black for V-Day. I know it isn't top of the line but how much of a sin would it be for me to mix it with Diet Coke?

mix it with Diet Dr. Pepper

I would hate to appear provincial.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

wtf is DoTerra?

 

[phishphan]

Oh, my wife got me a bottle of Crown Royal Black for V-Day. I know it isn't top of the line but how much of a sin would it be for me to mix it with Diet Coke?

mix it with Diet Dr. Pepper

I would hate to appear provincial.

IT'S DELICIOUS.

 

[General Malaise]

I like to mix Crown with air. :flex:

 

[Bogart]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done. FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

 

[strykerpks]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

never heard of this crap.

In addition to their intrinsic benefits to plants and being beautifully fragrant to people, essential oils have been used throughout history in many cultures for their medicinal and therapeutic benefits. Modern scientific study and trends towards more holistic approaches to wellness are driving a revival and new discovery of essential oil health applications.

sorry Frosty. this sounds awful.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

never heard of this crap.

In addition to their intrinsic benefits to plants and being beautifully fragrant to people, essential oils have been used throughout history in many cultures for their medicinal and therapeutic benefits. Modern scientific study and trends towards more holistic approaches to wellness are driving a revival and new discovery of essential oil health applications.

sorry Frosty. this sounds awful.

That's a whole lot of bunk in one neat, little package right there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

never heard of this crap.

In addition to their intrinsic benefits to plants and being beautifully fragrant to people, essential oils have been used throughout history in many cultures for their medicinal and therapeutic benefits. Modern scientific study and trends towards more holistic approaches to wellness are driving a revival and new discovery of essential oil health applications.

sorry Frosty. this sounds awful.

Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to get out in front on this one.

 

[General Malaise]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done. FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

Enjoy

 

[T Bell]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

I at first thought that DoTerra was related to cloth diapers.

 

[General Malaise]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

never heard of this crap.

In addition to their intrinsic benefits to plants and being beautifully fragrant to people, essential oils have been used throughout history in many cultures for their medicinal and therapeutic benefits. Modern scientific study and trends towards more holistic approaches to wellness are driving a revival and new discovery of essential oil health applications.

sorry Frosty. this sounds awful.

I love you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, I found something awesome on my walk today for your new hang out in the garage. I'll get it in the mail tomorrow.

 

[T Bell]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

never heard of this crap.

In addition to their intrinsic benefits to plants and being beautifully fragrant to people, essential oils have been used throughout history in many cultures for their medicinal and therapeutic benefits. Modern scientific study and trends towards more holistic approaches to wellness are driving a revival and new discovery of essential oil health applications.

sorry Frosty. this sounds awful.

Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to get out in front on this one.

Strippers have been using this for years.:strippersmell:

 

[General Malaise]

GM, I found something awesome on my walk today for your new hang out in the garage. I'll get it in the mail tomorrow.

Is it a copperhead?

 

[General Malaise]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

never heard of this crap.

In addition to their intrinsic benefits to plants and being beautifully fragrant to people, essential oils have been used throughout history in many cultures for their medicinal and therapeutic benefits. Modern scientific study and trends towards more holistic approaches to wellness are driving a revival and new discovery of essential oil health applications.

sorry Frosty. this sounds awful.

Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to get out in front on this one.

Strippers have been using this for years.:strippersmell:

No, you're confusing that with Valtrex.

 

[strykerpks]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Yeah, I guess so

 

[phishphan]

GM, I found something awesome on my walk today for your new hang out in the garage. I'll get it in the mail tomorrow.

Is it a copperhead?

used condiment

 

[T Bell]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done. FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

Yesterday I bought 5 V-Day cards:1 for my ex, to be given to her by my son (I do this for all occasions when a card's appropriate, for his sake, not hers); 1 for my GF from me; 1 for my son from me;2 for my GF's kids from my son.It cost more than $20 for those five folded hunks of colored cardboard and the corresponding half-size-too-small envelopes. Un-f'ing-believable.

 

[T Bell]

wtf is DoTerra?

Google down?

never heard of this crap.

In addition to their intrinsic benefits to plants and being beautifully fragrant to people, essential oils have been used throughout history in many cultures for their medicinal and therapeutic benefits. Modern scientific study and trends towards more holistic approaches to wellness are driving a revival and new discovery of essential oil health applications.

sorry Frosty. this sounds awful.

Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to get out in front on this one.

Strippers have been using this for years.:strippersmell:

No, you're confusing that with Valtrex.

She told me it was lube!

 

[General Malaise]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Yeah, I guess so

Yes, I'm the only one using disposable diapers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, I found something awesome on my walk today for your new hang out in the garage. I'll get it in the mail tomorrow.

Is it a copperhead?

 

[Frostillicus]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

 

[General Malaise]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done. FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

Yesterday I bought 5 V-Day cards:1 for my ex, to be given to her by my son (I do this for all occasions when a card's appropriate, for his sake, not hers); 1 for my GF from me; 1 for my son from me;2 for my GF's kids from my son.It cost more than $20 for those five folded hunks of colored cardboard and the corresponding half-size-too-small envelopes. Un-f'ing-believable.

I facebooked my valentines day this year. free. WINNIGN!!!!!!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Sprinkle some Quinoa on it?

 

[General Malaise]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Sprinkle some Quinoa on it?

The day I learned that "Quinoa" was pronounced "Ken Wah" changed EVERYTHING for me.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Sprinkle some Quinoa on it?

The day I learned that "Quinoa" was pronounced "Ken Wah" changed EVERYTHING for me.

KEEN wah.No relation to Ben

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some really good Valentines

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Seven

Eight

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Has anyone seen these amber necklaces that people put on their babies? I swear I'm not making this up.http://www.bumritediapers.com/Amber_Teething_Necklace_p/ambernecklace.htm?1=1&CartID=0

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Those are awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Some really good ValentinesTwoSeven

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Has anyone seen these amber necklaces that people put on their babies? I swear I'm not making this up.http://www.bumritediapers.com/Amber_Teething_Necklace_p/ambernecklace.htm?1=1&CartID=0

If the kid bites down hard enough does he/she get a mouthful of prehistoric insect and/or dino DNA?

 

[General Malaise]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Sprinkle some Quinoa on it?

The day I learned that "Quinoa" was pronounced "Ken Wah" changed EVERYTHING for me.

KEEN wah.No relation to Ben

Well, I'm pretty sure you are wrong!

 

[Disco Stu]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done. FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

 

[YSR]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done. FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

FIANCEE

 

[PitbullTD]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

 

[wikkidpissah]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Mods - please move this to GM's Thread About Sum'nsum'n.

 

[T Bell]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Hire your ex as a fluffer.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Bring Quinoa in to pinch hit.