GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Go to your doctor and tell him/her exactly what you just said. You'll get free samples of good drugs and a script for life if you need it. Or just ride it out and hope it gets better. I'm sure it won't eat away at you, nor will it make your GF think you don't find her attractive or anything.

 

[PitbullTD]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Go to your doctor and tell him/her exactly what you just said. You'll get free samples of good drugs and a script for life if you need it. Or just ride it out and hope it gets better. I'm sure it won't eat away at you, nor will it make your GF think you don't find her attractive or anything.

This was my hunch...was hoping there was a way to avoid a doc visit...I'm only 28. It's pretty F'n embarrassing.

 

[T Bell]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Go to your doctor and tell him/her exactly what you just said. You'll get free samples of good drugs and a script for life if you need it. Or just ride it out and hope it gets better. I'm sure it won't eat away at you, nor will it make your GF think you don't find her attractive or anything.

This was my hunch...was hoping there was a way to avoid a doc visit...I'm only 28. It's pretty F'n embarrassing.

Good luck and godspeed, Manti.

 

[Gadzooks]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

I'm putting this to the test tonight hardcore. My penis is on a mission.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Do we have any Ann Arborians here? Sofa? I will be appearing there all weekend.

 

[YSR]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

I'm putting this to the test tonight hardcore. My penis is on a mission.

What ever ended up happening with your boss's daughter? I may have missed an update.

 

[PitbullTD]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Go to your doctor and tell him/her exactly what you just said. You'll get free samples of good drugs and a script for life if you need it. Or just ride it out and hope it gets better. I'm sure it won't eat away at you, nor will it make your GF think you don't find her attractive or anything.

This was my hunch...was hoping there was a way to avoid a doc visit...I'm only 28. It's pretty F'n embarrassing.

Good luck and godspeed, Manti.

:golfclap:

 

[T Bell]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

I'm putting this to the test tonight hardcore. My penis is on a mission.

I've never thought of it like this before but I guess we are always acting wingmen to our penises.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

I'm putting this to the test tonight hardcore. My penis is on a mission.

A mission to emission

 

[Frostillicus]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

 

[T Bell]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Way to help out around the house, Mary Poppins.

 

[Gadzooks]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

I'm putting this to the test tonight hardcore. My penis is on a mission.

What ever ended up happening with your boss's daughter? I may have missed an update.

We went out to dinner, it was nice. We said we'd go out again soon and were texting pretty much every day (it makes me feel young) but it never seemed to work out with our schedules and now we've kinda stopped texting. She still cuts my hair and I have an appointment next week with her. That's probably gonna be awkward, but luckily most of my social interactions are awkward so I'm sure it will be fine.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Way to help out around the house, Mary Poppins.

It was part of the deal if we switched to cloth diapers.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

I'm putting this to the test tonight hardcore. My penis is on a mission.

A mission to emission

nicely done

 

[Disco Stu]

Dear 14th of February maiden,

Love is a four-letter word, but it’s not the four-letter word I am going to do to you tonight.

Wear loose clothing,

Gordon

---------

Hey sugar lips,

I used to think only a lifetime with you could make me happy. Now, I’ll just take a steak and some mouth love.

gordon

---------

Dear kinky lover,

Let’s do something new this Valentines day. Like your college roommate.

Seriously. Text her now.

gordon

---------

Dear Sweet Sweet sweetheart girl,

They say a relationship must always reinvent. That’s why I’m going backdoor tonight.

just relax,

gordon

 

[T Bell]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Way to help out around the house, Mary Poppins.

It was part of the deal if we switched to cloth diapers.

Ah, so it was part of the negotiations. I'd be curious to know whether that concession would be enough for GerMophobe (I'm guessing not).

 

[General Malaise]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Go to your doctor and tell him/her exactly what you just said. You'll get free samples of good drugs and a script for life if you need it. Or just ride it out and hope it gets better. I'm sure it won't eat away at you, nor will it make your GF think you don't find her attractive or anything.

This was my hunch...was hoping there was a way to avoid a doc visit...I'm only 28. It's pretty F'n embarrassing.

I had some, uh....issues...after my divorce. So I sprinted to my doctor. It's not nearly as dreadful as you think it will be. Just tell him what's up and then hold your hand out. Chances are it's all mental and after you try a pill or two, you'll never need* them again.*but you'll use them all. oh yes, you will.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Top link on Reddit right now. Guy's kid gets suspended from HS. I'd say it was well worth it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

FIANCEE

I think he knows who he bought the card for.

Dear 14th of February maiden,

Love is a four-letter word, but it’s not the four-letter word I am going to do to you tonight.

Wear loose clothing,

Gordon

---------

Hey sugar lips,

I used to think only a lifetime with you could make me happy. Now, I’ll just take a steak and some mouth love.

gordon

---------

Dear kinky lover,

Let’s do something new this Valentines day. Like your college roommate.

Seriously. Text her now.

gordon

---------

Dear Sweet Sweet sweetheart girl,

They say a relationship must always reinvent. That’s why I’m going backdoor tonight.

just relax,

gordon

So tempted to post one of these on Mrs. SLB's FB page.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A whole album of hilariously inappropriate valentines

 

[Brony]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Go to your doctor and tell him/her exactly what you just said. You'll get free samples of good drugs and a script for life if you need it. Or just ride it out and hope it gets better. I'm sure it won't eat away at you, nor will it make your GF think you don't find her attractive or anything.

This was my hunch...was hoping there was a way to avoid a doc visit...I'm only 28. It's pretty F'n embarrassing.

I had some, uh....issues...after my divorce. So I sprinted to my doctor. It's not nearly as dreadful as you think it will be. Just tell him what's up and then hold your hand out. Chances are it's all mental and after you try a pill or two, you'll never need* them again.

I can score free ICI's (intracorporeal injections) for anyone who wants to go that route.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GM's thread about **** malfunctions.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Gotta say, it isn't a physical problem if the equipment isn't working with the current GF, but it is with the Ex.Sounds like its own thread that you should start...say...tomorrow...

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"Who's this new girl sitting on my ####?"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The homemade barbecue sauce is pretty good.

How much better is it than store-bought sauce?

Well, it won't poison you for one.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh, my wife got me a bottle of Crown Royal Black for V-Day. I know it isn't top of the line but how much of a sin would it be for me to mix it with Diet Coke?

Acceptable if you like diet coke.

 

[Ignoramus]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done.

FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

I have heard this is a good night to head to the bars, since every girl there is single.I'm not able to confirm this first hand though, as I always seemed to have a girlfriend.

I'm putting this to the test tonight hardcore. My penis is on a mission.

Yeah, good luck. I know you've gone through a bit of a dry spell of late and can really use any advantage you can get at this point.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Grilling Fillet Minon* on the BGE.*Actual spelling courtesy of Von Hansen's.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not having to do anything for V-Day is pretty awesome. A quick text to the girl I'm having dinner with next week and a quick text to the WWB (Wiccan With Benefits) and I'm done. FU Hallmark. Not getting my money......this year.

Yesterday I bought 5 V-Day cards:1 for my ex, to be given to her by my son (I do this for all occasions when a card's appropriate, for his sake, not hers); 1 for my GF from me; 1 for my son from me;2 for my GF's kids from my son.It cost more than $20 for those five folded hunks of colored cardboard and the corresponding half-size-too-small envelopes. Un-f'ing-believable.

I facebooked my valentines day this year. free. WINNIGN!!!!!!

I sent the following some ecard:http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/believe-much-not-valentines-day-ecard-someecards.jpg

 

[Tiger Fan]

I like to mix Crown with air. :flex:

while wearing gloves?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Sprinkle some Quinoa on it?

The day I learned that "Quinoa" was pronounced "Ken Wah" changed EVERYTHING for me.

mind is blown

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Who's this new girl sitting on my ####?"

 

[Ignoramus]

Going with the heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's tonight.

Sprinkle some Quinoa on it?

The day I learned that "Quinoa" was pronounced "Ken Wah" changed EVERYTHING for me.

mind is blown

Except it's "keen wah".Reblown?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Was he in disposables when he crapped at the bar while we were watching hoops? I hope so.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Was he in disposables when he crapped at the bar while we were watching hoops? I hope so.

Of course, I was in charge that day.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Was he in disposables when he crapped at the bar while we were watching hoops? I hope so.

Of course, I was in charge that day.

GB Barkidwatchingwithhoops.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Well not on purpose.

 

[Gadzooks]

My co-workers are amused that I have a crush Kelly Clarkson. This picture has been taped up over all the walls and doors on my office floor.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Was he in disposables when he crapped at the bar while we were watching hoops? I hope so.

Of course, I was in charge that day.

GB Barkidwatchingwithhoops.

We should do it again. Last time I brought Abby there she asked where Declan was.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My co-workers are amused that I have a crush Kelly Clarkson. This picture has been taped up over all the walls and doors on my office floor.

Shopped

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My co-workers are amused that I have a crush Kelly Clarkson. This picture has been taped up over all the walls and doors on my office floor.

Shopped

It's actually a painting.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My co-workers are amused that I have a crush Kelly Clarkson. This picture has been taped up over all the walls and doors on my office floor.

Shopped

It's actually a painting.

What about this one?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also cloth diapers.

Yeah, that was a consideration in our house for a few months. I try and pick my battles very carefully, but this one was a hill I was willing to die upon.

Why? They're not bad at all.

Why? Because I don't want to wash ####ty diapers? I don't want my washing machine becoming a home for baby crap? Would you poop in your white briefs and simply wash them over and over? Of course not. It's vile. I'm a wee bit of a germaphobe. I switched to Coors Light full time so we can keep buying disposables. I like throwing them away forever, not reusing fabric that has feces on it.

Oh yeah, I don't change them if he's crapped. And when I do change the non-crappy ones I just put him in one of the disposables we still have around.

Was he in disposables when he crapped at the bar while we were watching hoops? I hope so.

Of course, I was in charge that day.

GB Barkidwatchingwithhoops.

We should do it again. Last time I brought Abby there she asked where Declan was.

FoshoLast time I brought Declan he was mad we didn't go to the back room.

 

[-fish-]

haven't checked in for a while...impotence and crappy diapers.see you next week.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Last time I brought Declan he was mad we didn't go to the back room.

Champagne room?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I forgot that Urbanhack used to play for our Bills

It's Jim Kelly's birthday today.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Last time I brought Declan he was mad we didn't go to the back room.

Champagne room?

There was some dancing.

 

[PitbullTD]

I'm having trouble getting it up lately with the new girlfriend...no clue why. I think my ex ruined me as she was a freak. And I can still get it up with her. What to do?

Go to your doctor and tell him/her exactly what you just said. You'll get free samples of good drugs and a script for life if you need it. Or just ride it out and hope it gets better. I'm sure it won't eat away at you, nor will it make your GF think you don't find her attractive or anything.

This was my hunch...was hoping there was a way to avoid a doc visit...I'm only 28. It's pretty F'n embarrassing.

I had some, uh....issues...after my divorce. So I sprinted to my doctor. It's not nearly as dreadful as you think it will be. Just tell him what's up and then hold your hand out. Chances are it's all mental and after you try a pill or two, you'll never need* them again.*but you'll use them all. oh yes, you will.

Going to make the call.

Gotta say, it isn't a physical problem if the equipment isn't working with the current GF, but it is with the Ex.Sounds like its own thread that you should start...say...tomorrow...

Last time I brought up my ex and "relations" I was given a two month vacation. Unfortunately the Friday jubilee will have to come from some other sorry sack./EDIT: Yeah it's definitely mental.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Speaking of pills...who was going to get me the hookup with some Provigil?