GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

gold star for you, fonzie

I like the crawler down on the bottom "1 in 3 Americans believe Obama has personally scattered garbage on their lawn".

 

[mr. furley]

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

gold star for you, fonzie

I like the crawler down on the bottom "1 in 3 Americans believe Obama has personally scattered garbage on their lawn".

missed that

 

[strykerpks]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

 

[flysack]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

"Me take all the moneys."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

gold star for you, fonzie

You were the only one that laughed at the meme of the pope talking about GM. That was legendarily good.

 

[Abraham]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

No. Most companies worth a lick can look at your résumé and know where you fit in terms of $. It will come up early in the process. No need to call it out.

 

[strykerpks]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

No. Most companies worth a lick can look at your résumé and know where you fit in terms of $. It will come up early in the process. No need to call it out.

All interested candidates should submit cover letter, resume and wage requirements to HRDept@company.com

 

[Abraham]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

No. Most companies worth a lick can look at your résumé and know where you fit in terms of $. It will come up early in the process. No need to call it out.

All interested candidates should submit cover letter, resume and wage requirements to HRDept@company.com

Ignore it. That's a dumb request and they are using it to weed out people. Get on linked in and find a recruiter for the company and go direct to them.

 

[mr. furley]

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

gold star for you, fonzie

You were the only one that laughed at the meme of the pope talking about GM. That was legendarily good.

i have exquisite taste in humor

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Classic, hoping to expedite my demise and I'm having an epiphany here....

On the back of the bag is the following:

COME UP WITH THE NEXT GREAT LAY'S FLAVOR AND YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION!

WE CAN DO THIS!

Tre, Shuke, Cosjobs....emergency top tier meeting of food likers, STAT!

Finalists:Chicken & Waffles

Cheesy Garlic Bread

Sriracha

2 are from Wisconsin

 

[mr. furley]

Wonder how many Hondas you could buy with all that money.

not so many that they couldn't all fit in your butt

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Classic, hoping to expedite my demise and I'm having an epiphany here....

On the back of the bag is the following:

COME UP WITH THE NEXT GREAT LAY'S FLAVOR AND YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION!

WE CAN DO THIS!

Tre, Shuke, Cosjobs....emergency top tier meeting of food likers, STAT!

Finalists:Chicken & Waffles

Cheesy Garlic Bread

Sriracha

2 are from Wisconsin

We totally dropped the ball here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

No. Most companies worth a lick can look at your résumé and know where you fit in terms of $. It will come up early in the process. No need to call it out.

All interested candidates should submit cover letter, resume and wage requirements to HRDept@company.com

If it's like a field that you have to fill, you can put "negotiable", otherwise ignore.

 

[shuke]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

Don't answer it with a number. Say something along the lines of you feel that your skillset and experience would bring a lot of value blah blah blah. They have a range of what they can pay. It's been budgeted and approved by a number of people. Your answer won't change that range, it will only let them know they can lowball you. I know it's hard, but don't be the first to give a number.

 

[shuke]

I've been with the same company since I was 22 so I've never had to do a formal application process for a job. I have the cover letter and resume but how does one answer salary requirements? Is it just a small paragraph on the cover letter stating something to the effect of "My requirements are in the $X to $X + 10K range"?

No. Most companies worth a lick can look at your résumé and know where you fit in terms of $. It will come up early in the process. No need to call it out.

All interested candidates should submit cover letter, resume and wage requirements to HRDept@company.com

Ignore it.

 

[strykerpks]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format. And looking at my cover letter from a while back, it's no wonder I didn't get any bites. Oof.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format.

It does not. Look at this this way: if you put down a number, they'll know what you'll take. It's like showing your cards.

 

[proninja]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format.

It does not. Look at this this way: if you put down a number, they'll know what you'll take. It's like showing your cards.

No way to win this by showing your hand first

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format.

It does not. Look at this this way: if you put down a number, they'll know what you'll take. It's like showing your cards.

No way to win this by showing your hand first

My hand has 9 aces of the same suit.

 

[proninja]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format.

It does not. Look at this this way: if you put down a number, they'll know what you'll take. It's like showing your cards.

No way to win this by showing your hand first

My hand has 9 aces of the same suit.

In that case I bet nothing

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Guys, @the_ironsheik - seriously. Follow him. Best twitter feed ever.

 

[proninja]

Guys, @the_ironsheik - seriously. Follow him. Best twitter feed ever.

Not as funny as our Iron Sheik

 

[strykerpks]

Cool, thanks. I thought that might be the case but just wanted to double check

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guys, @the_ironsheik - seriously. Follow him. Best twitter feed ever.

Already on board. How many followers does it take before we can start making money off of this thing?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format.

It does not. Look at this this way: if you put down a number, they'll know what you'll take. It's like showing your cards.

"$1,000,000"

 

[Abraham]

Look at me:Had an interview today for a job I found on linked in. Turns out the recruiter went to my school and we have a lot of mutual friends. We talked for an hour and got to the wages part. I told him I made x plus health care and retirement. He replied "we can pay you about 3/4 of x with another 2/4 for on plan commissions. We cover health care but have no retirement. But...we should ipo in the next 24 months with a valuation somewhere in the high 9 figures. And you would be employee 320 or so. Still interested?"

 

[T Bell]

Guys, @the_ironsheik - seriously. Follow him. Best twitter feed ever.

I already do. Strange dude. But yeah, the is worth a follow.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Look at me:Had an interview today for a job I found on linked in. Turns out the recruiter went to my school and we have a lot of mutual friends. We talked for an hour and got to the wages part. I told him I made x plus health care and retirement. He replied "we can pay you about 3/4 of x with another 2/4 for on plan commissions. We cover health care but have no retirement. But...we should ipo in the next 24 months with a valuation somewhere in the high 9 figures. And you would be employee 320 or so. Still interested?"

http://gifguppy.com/css/images/movies/goodburger/knowsomewords.gif

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM: true?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So tonight was going awesome. Mrs. SLB made me a great dinner. Boys were good. Put them to bed, I'm rounding second when Cal comes down and says Dylan is crying. Go check on him and he can barely breath. He had a cough, but no big deal really. Mrs. SLB was going take him to the doctor tomorrow. Now he was coughing his head off. We gave him a breathing treatment a earlier too. Aw ####. I held in my arms in nothing but my underwear until the ambulance came. I didn't care about the chick ER people. Dylan and Mrs. SLB just left for the hospital. Cal says "nothing can happen to him. I would sell my soul to make him better." I can't believe Cal knew this concept but I'm impressed with the love.WIDE AWAKE

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What is really weird is that I was thinking about two of my VGB's last night, that I haven't talked to in WAY too long. Almost made the call. One called me this morning, the other this evening. Not sure what this has to do with anything but it's still weird. Pep and myself were talking about this when it all went down.

 

[strykerpks]

Damn, SLB. Hope the boy is ok

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Damn, SLB. Hope the boy is ok

This.

 

[T Bell]

So tonight was going awesome. Mrs. SLB made me a great dinner. Boys were good. Put them to bed, I'm rounding second when Cal comes down and says Dylan is crying. Go check on him and he can barely breath. He had a cough, but no big deal really. Mrs. SLB was going take him to the doctor tomorrow. Now he was coughing his head off. We gave him a breathing treatment a earlier too. Aw ####. I held in my arms in nothing but my underwear until the ambulance came. I didn't care about the chick ER people. Dylan and Mrs. SLB just left for the hospital. Cal says "nothing can happen to him. I would sell my soul to make him better." I can't believe Cal knew this concept but I'm impressed with the love.WIDE AWAKE

Keeping you and Dylan in my thoughts, GB.

 

[Abraham]

Dang bob. Thoughts and prayers. Keep us posted (well, after taking care of the family obviously )

 

[-fish-]

Got home from the movie (entertaining for a movie with no plot; several scenes in tribute to the original) and found another sixer on my porch from a different woman. Valentine's day is quickly becoming my favorite holiday. Leaving alcohol in exchange for nothing=awesome tradition. This is what a real holiday can build on.

 

[-fish-]

So tonight was going awesome. Mrs. SLB made me a great dinner. Boys were good. Put them to bed, I'm rounding second when Cal comes down and says Dylan is crying. Go check on him and he can barely breath. He had a cough, but no big deal really. Mrs. SLB was going take him to the doctor tomorrow. Now he was coughing his head off. We gave him a breathing treatment a earlier too. Aw ####. I held in my arms in nothing but my underwear until the ambulance came. I didn't care about the chick ER people. Dylan and Mrs. SLB just left for the hospital. Cal says "nothing can happen to him. I would sell my soul to make him better." I can't believe Cal knew this concept but I'm impressed with the love.WIDE AWAKE

sucks, Bob. my daughter has asthma and has had to go to the ER on a few occasions. know how it feels.

 

[-fish-]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format.

It does not. Look at this this way: if you put down a number, they'll know what you'll take. It's like showing your cards.

No way to win this by showing your hand first

My hand has 9 aces of the same suit.

12 of clubs FTW

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks guys. From the funny aspect, after the ENT's take him to the ambulance I throw on sweats and the shirt was the U of Hold-Em sweatshirt. The ENT guy looked at me very weird.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Get well Dylan.

 

[proninja]

Get well Dylan.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Get well Dylan.

####er was born on the Ides of March with the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. Still the most scared I've ever been in my life. He'll be fine. Little #####.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thanks guys. From the funny aspect, after the ENT's take him to the ambulance I throw on sweats and the shirt was the U of Hold-Em sweatshirt. The ENT guy looked at me very weird.

"It's the next big thing."

 

[Josie Maran]

Get well Dylan.

####er was born on the Ides of March with the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. Still the most scared I've ever been in my life. He'll be fine. Little #####.

 

[Frostillicus]

If his dad can survive brain damage, I'm sure the little guy can survive this. GL.

 

[-fish-]

If his dad can survive brain damage, I'm sure the little guy can survive this. GL.

to be fair, it's easier for his dad to breathe with gills in the middle of his head.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks guys. From the funny aspect, after the ENT's take him to the ambulance I throw on sweats and the shirt was the U of Hold-Em sweatshirt. The ENT guy looked at me very weird.

"It's the next big thing."

I really wish it would have been. Cos is a good man. He wouldn't have just banked the dough. He would help a lot of people with it. I'm a better man for knowing him.

If his dad can survive brain damage, I'm sure the little guy can survive this. GL.

to be fair, it's easier for his dad to breathe with gills in the middle of his head.

 

[Britney Spears]

You've known your wives since high school?

I've known mine since she was in high school.

Uh, me too. bag

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You've known your wives since high school?

I've known mine since she was in high school.

Uh, me too. bag

Me too. I didn't mean to fall in love. It just happened. I already had another chick lined up after Mrs. SLB.

 

[T Bell]

You've known your wives since high school?

I've known mine since she was in high school.

Uh, me too. bag

Me too. I didn't mean to fall in love. It just happened. I already had another chick lined up after Mrs. SLB.

Did you release her, or is she like Woz's fiancee and keeps calling to follow up?