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[rabidfireweasel]

Thank you Sofa. how are the Sofa Princesses?

 

[Britney Spears]

Kauai for 4 nights here.

we stayed at this same exact hotel back in late October.

You can see if Aaron left anything under the mattress!

 

[T Bell]

Can I get a synopsis of the last few days?

no

You're mean.

What about his mean?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I Rude, is it as nice as it looks online? Tips? Did you have an ocean view room?

It's a pretty nice hotel. Our room was small, including a tiny bathroom, but we didn't spend much time in there anyway. It's on the water but there's not really any beach access so you won't be going swimming in the ocean or anything right there. Good spot to watch the sunrise.Pool area is nice. Didn't try the restaurant or anything but there's some stuff nearby as well. We were only there 3 nights and tried to see as much of the island as we could so we weren't around the hotel all that much. It's a pretty good location in that you can drive down south to the Waimea Canyon area for one day and then head up north to see Hanalei Bay and the Na Pali Coast on another day. It's not far from the airport either.Brong hooked us up with some good advice while we were there. I can help out with a bit more details if you need any.One negative about that hotel is the checkout process is a pain for some reason. Seems like they are really slow so the lines always back up at the front desk around check out time.

Thanks! I'll take all of the advice I can get on Kauai and Maui. Need to figure out how to get to Oahu one day.

Dude, how are you not hitting me up on his, HELLO?! Remember, I sent out a search party for your sister? Hell, you probly could've stayed at my place. Or wait, not with kids, too small. When is the trip? P-mail me for whatever, like VIP treatment at The Dolphin. I'm assuming you got your lodging with points, yes?Hadn't checked in here since Austinpalooza, glad I did. Speaking of which, COSJOBS, if CSU ends up at Austin in March, save me a room or couch, if possible.

No way I've forgotten. I even posted a couple of weeks ago how I owe you big time. The Maui portion is paid for by a vendor. It's a work trip but according to the itinerary there isn't a whole lot of it which is cool. Used points for the Kauai portion. No kids, just me and Mrs. SLB. Would love to hook up one night and buy you dinner and drinks. It's the least I can do.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Can I get a synopsis of the last few days?

no

You're mean.

What about his mean?

Really?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can I get a synopsis of the last few days?

no

You're mean.

What about his mean?

It's average.

 

[T Bell]

Can I get a synopsis of the last few days?

no

You're mean.

What about his mean?

Really?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Gearing up fot a 10th anniversary get away with Mrs. Rabidfireweasel. We haven't been away for more than a weekend, so this should be swell. The first week of April is my Spring break, and I will be ready to be out of maine.Headed here in a hillside pool suite

Enjoy RFW! Well deserved!

Very cool.

Kauai for 4 nights here.

we stayed at this same exact hotel back in late October.

You can see if Aaron left anything under the mattress!

I just hope the animal didn't skeet on the floor.

 

[krista4]

Krista just left Chicago, and she's bound for New Orleans

Krista just left Chicago, and she's bound for New Orleans

Working from one end to the other, and all points in between

Took a jump through Rye Neck, well, muddy water turned to wine

Took a jump through Rye Neck, well, muddy water turned to wine

Then out to Seattle through the forests and the pines

(Ah, take me with you, Krista)

(guitar solo)

You might not see her in person but she'll see you just the same

You might not see her in person but she'll see you just the same

You don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business(es) is her name

So well done.

 

[Britney Spears]

Made some pretty good salmon today, considering it was frozen first. Stupid Minnesota.

Come with TRE next time he visits.

 

[BRONG]

Just firmed up everything for our Hawaii trip. We spend 5 nights here then fly to Kauai for 4 nights here.On the third day we get a free helicopter tour.

Soar like a bird in a helicopter over the breathtaking West side of Maui. Explore deep, meandering valleys set in the rainforest of the ancient West Maui Mountains. Knife-edged ridges with mist-shrouded peaks separate the spectacular valleys that give Maui its nickname, "The Valley Isle." Waterfalls cascade down from towering cliffs into the streams running along the rainforest floor. Learn about the history and culture of the sights from your pilot, who is also a State of Hawaii Certified Tour Guide. You will take home fond memories of this awe-inspiring experience having witnessed this island fondly referred to as "Maui No Ka Oi", which, translated in Hawaiian means, Maui is the best!

Really psyched about this.

I love Hawaii. Especially Kauai.

Why?

Because it's stunningly beautiful. Na Pali Coast has to be one of the most amazing places on earth.

Pickles is a Kauai expert. BTW, send me your paypal address, I have a little something for you, assmunch.Bob, the heli tour on Kauai is the one. Incredible to see the Na Pali coast like that. You might even catch a glimpse of your sister running around naked in Kalalau.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just firmed up everything for our Hawaii trip. We spend 5 nights here then fly to Kauai for 4 nights here.On the third day we get a free helicopter tour.

Soar like a bird in a helicopter over the breathtaking West side of Maui. Explore deep, meandering valleys set in the rainforest of the ancient West Maui Mountains. Knife-edged ridges with mist-shrouded peaks separate the spectacular valleys that give Maui its nickname, "The Valley Isle." Waterfalls cascade down from towering cliffs into the streams running along the rainforest floor. Learn about the history and culture of the sights from your pilot, who is also a State of Hawaii Certified Tour Guide. You will take home fond memories of this awe-inspiring experience having witnessed this island fondly referred to as "Maui No Ka Oi", which, translated in Hawaiian means, Maui is the best!

Really psyched about this.

I love Hawaii. Especially Kauai.

Why?

Because it's stunningly beautiful. Na Pali Coast has to be one of the most amazing places on earth.

Pickles is a Kauai expert. BTW, send me your paypal address, I have a little something for you, assmunch.Bob, the heli tour on Kauai is the one. Incredible to see the Na Pali coast like that. You might even catch a glimpse of your sister running around naked in Kalalau.

ETAYour inbox is full.

 

[Frostillicus]

Made some pretty good salmon today, considering it was frozen first. Stupid Minnesota.

Come with TRE next time he visits.

He smells like meat and bourbon.

 

[mr. furley]

Can I get a synopsis of the last few days?

no

You're mean.

What about his mean?

Really?

back up off my shtick, fella

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just firmed up everything for our Hawaii trip. We spend 5 nights here then fly to Kauai for 4 nights here.On the third day we get a free helicopter tour.

Soar like a bird in a helicopter over the breathtaking West side of Maui. Explore deep, meandering valleys set in the rainforest of the ancient West Maui Mountains. Knife-edged ridges with mist-shrouded peaks separate the spectacular valleys that give Maui its nickname, "The Valley Isle." Waterfalls cascade down from towering cliffs into the streams running along the rainforest floor. Learn about the history and culture of the sights from your pilot, who is also a State of Hawaii Certified Tour Guide. You will take home fond memories of this awe-inspiring experience having witnessed this island fondly referred to as "Maui No Ka Oi", which, translated in Hawaiian means, Maui is the best!

Really psyched about this.

I love Hawaii. Especially Kauai.

Why?

Because it's stunningly beautiful. Na Pali Coast has to be one of the most amazing places on earth.

Pickles is a Kauai expert. BTW, send me your paypal address, I have a little something for you, assmunch.

 

[Frostillicus]

Every time Furley drops in here he either makes this thread better or worse. I'm not sure which, but he's definitely a pair of dimes changer.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random stuff:Found out a couple of days ago that a guy I know (not really a friend purse-hay) died after getting hit by an Amtrak train. I went to HS with his brother and knew him from when he used to come into the bar at this restaurant I worked at in college. He was in the insurance business with his dad but dabbled in professional drinking. Pretty sure the only times I would see him would be at a bar. I guess about 10 days ago he decided to walk home from this local bar and tried to take a shortcut across the RR tracks. Oof.

 

[mr. furley]

Every time Furley drops in here he either makes this thread better or worse. I'm not sure which, but he's definitely a pair of dimes changer.

no idea what this means but... yes

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just firmed up everything for our Hawaii trip. We spend 5 nights here then fly to Kauai for 4 nights here.On the third day we get a free helicopter tour.

Soar like a bird in a helicopter over the breathtaking West side of Maui. Explore deep, meandering valleys set in the rainforest of the ancient West Maui Mountains. Knife-edged ridges with mist-shrouded peaks separate the spectacular valleys that give Maui its nickname, "The Valley Isle." Waterfalls cascade down from towering cliffs into the streams running along the rainforest floor. Learn about the history and culture of the sights from your pilot, who is also a State of Hawaii Certified Tour Guide. You will take home fond memories of this awe-inspiring experience having witnessed this island fondly referred to as "Maui No Ka Oi", which, translated in Hawaiian means, Maui is the best!

Really psyched about this.

I love Hawaii. Especially Kauai.

Why?

Because it's stunningly beautiful. Na Pali Coast has to be one of the most amazing places on earth.

Agree with this. If you can find somewhere or some way to stash the ratrugs, the cruises along the coast are pretty great. I'd also advice not drinking too much or at all on said cruise, as there's a chance it gets choppy.

 

[mr. furley]

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chin up, dudebuddy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Random stuff:Found out a couple of days ago that a guy I know (not really a friend purse-hay) died after getting hit by an Amtrak train. I went to HS with his brother and knew him from when he used to come into the bar at this restaurant I worked at in college. He was in the insurance business with his dad but dabbled in professional drinking. Pretty sure the only times I would see him would be at a bar. I guess about 10 days ago he decided to walk home from this local bar and tried to take a shortcut across the RR tracks. Oof.

HTF does this happen? This is like Godzilla sneaking up on you.

 

[Frostillicus]

Every time Furley drops in here he either makes this thread better or worse. I'm not sure which, but he's definitely a pair of dimes changer.

no idea what this means but... yes

I think it's usually called a "pair of dimes shift" like when things radically change.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random stuff:Found out a couple of days ago that a guy I know (not really a friend purse-hay) died after getting hit by an Amtrak train. I went to HS with his brother and knew him from when he used to come into the bar at this restaurant I worked at in college. He was in the insurance business with his dad but dabbled in professional drinking. Pretty sure the only times I would see him would be at a bar. I guess about 10 days ago he decided to walk home from this local bar and tried to take a shortcut across the RR tracks. Oof.

HTF does this happen? This is like Godzilla sneaking up on you.

Yeah no kidding. But knowing this guy I'm sure he was beyond shammered.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just firmed up everything for our Hawaii trip. We spend 5 nights here then fly to Kauai for 4 nights here.On the third day we get a free helicopter tour.

Soar like a bird in a helicopter over the breathtaking West side of Maui. Explore deep, meandering valleys set in the rainforest of the ancient West Maui Mountains. Knife-edged ridges with mist-shrouded peaks separate the spectacular valleys that give Maui its nickname, "The Valley Isle." Waterfalls cascade down from towering cliffs into the streams running along the rainforest floor. Learn about the history and culture of the sights from your pilot, who is also a State of Hawaii Certified Tour Guide. You will take home fond memories of this awe-inspiring experience having witnessed this island fondly referred to as "Maui No Ka Oi", which, translated in Hawaiian means, Maui is the best!

Really psyched about this.

I love Hawaii. Especially Kauai.

Why?

Because it's stunningly beautiful. Na Pali Coast has to be one of the most amazing places on earth.

Agree with this. If you can find somewhere or some way to stash the ratrugs, the cruises along the coast are pretty great. I'd also advice not drinking too much or at all on said cruise, as there's a chance it gets choppy.

Went with Captain Andy twice. Impossible to be sober after one of those cruises.

 

[loser]

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chin up, dudebuddy

Your sweet.

 

[T Bell]

back up off my shtick, fella

Sincerest form of flattery and all that.

 

[T Bell]

Random stuff:

Found out a couple of days ago that a guy I know (not really a friend purse-hay) died after getting hit by an Amtrak train. I went to HS with his brother and knew him from when he used to come into the bar at this restaurant I worked at in college. He was in the insurance business with his dad but dabbled in professional drinking. Pretty sure the only times I would see him would be at a bar.

I guess about 10 days ago he decided to walk home from this local bar and tried to take a shortcut across the RR tracks. Oof.

Last word?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

One negative about that hotel is the checkout process is a pain for some reason. Seems like they are really slow so the lines always back up at the front desk around check out time.

Huh.. I can't remember the last time I checked out of a hotel. Usually just leave assuming there are no complex billing arrangements. They just put incidentals/parking on your card.

that's all well and good. sometimes hotels stick you with unwarranted and excessive fees though and it can be a pain to deal with after you've left. easier just to get it settled at the time you're leaving sometimes.

 

[mr. furley]

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chin up, dudebuddy

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let's talk IPO

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

 

[T Bell]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

 

[proninja]

http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/there-exists-a-mineral-named-cummingtoniteI giggled

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just firmed up everything for our Hawaii trip. We spend 5 nights here then fly to Kauai for 4 nights here.On the third day we get a free helicopter tour.

Soar like a bird in a helicopter over the breathtaking West side of Maui. Explore deep, meandering valleys set in the rainforest of the ancient West Maui Mountains. Knife-edged ridges with mist-shrouded peaks separate the spectacular valleys that give Maui its nickname, "The Valley Isle." Waterfalls cascade down from towering cliffs into the streams running along the rainforest floor. Learn about the history and culture of the sights from your pilot, who is also a State of Hawaii Certified Tour Guide. You will take home fond memories of this awe-inspiring experience having witnessed this island fondly referred to as "Maui No Ka Oi", which, translated in Hawaiian means, Maui is the best!

Really psyched about this.

I love Hawaii. Especially Kauai.

Why?

Because it's stunningly beautiful. Na Pali Coast has to be one of the most amazing places on earth.

Agree with this. If you can find somewhere or some way to stash the ratrugs, the cruises along the coast are pretty great. I'd also advice not drinking too much or at all on said cruise, as there's a chance it gets choppy.

Kids aren't going. Not drink.

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

On a first date, when she says in the first 15 mins, "I don't like to read", that should be automatic allowance to end the date right there, right?

Part of me said, "What would flysack do?" The other part of me said, "she's the cutest girl I've been out with yet and has an amazing ###."

The date continued. If it goes anywhere, we can cross that whole "reading bridge" when we get to it.

flysack? You partied in Austin with Stu, Guster and Thorn and you're asking WWFD?

Hey now. I may be a high strung book nerd, but I'm also the guy who married the girl all his friends were in love with, who goes sunbathing & swimming regularly with a 23 year old underwear model (who would love to replace the lovely Mrs. Fly except for the fact that nobody can replace the lovely Mrs. Fly), and flirts and gets flirted with by hot (admittedly artsy & book nerdy & punkish) chicks much younger than myself. Hipster romantics never have problems with the ladies. It's stuff like responsibility and money and shmoozing old boring fat white men in rooms stinking of power that I suck at. I'm betting rapidfireweasel can back me on up on this (not that he's a hipster, but he's certainly a romantic artist).

If you're asking WWFD, and if F asks What Would Henry Rollins Do, then I'm pretty sure the answer to your question is to put out a bunch of crummy self-indulgent albums and pump iron.

Responsibly handling Money, functioning responsibly in society and looking like a serial killer have often been issues for me. However, there are always some pretty good looking ladies that dig the artist/gambler/make your own life path thing.

 

[proninja]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

 

[T Bell]

Money, responsibility and looking like a serial killer have often been issues for me. However, there are always some pretty good looking ladies that dig the artist/gambler/make your own life path thing.

The inverse relationship that often exists between female promiscuity and good judgment is frankly what I'm banking on for the second half of my life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

gotta avoid the trade winds.

 

[T Bell]

I need a price check on Mentos (from the movie-title-pooping thread):

T BellDid you really just #### 10 times in the past 5 minutes?A #### is not each log. A #### is the whole experience of sitting on the toilet, dropping multiple logs, wiping your bum and then leaving the bathroom. What's the matter with you people?

I keep a journal, guy.

 

[proninja]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

gotta avoid the trade winds.

I'll just assume truck had a bad day and forgot who he was talking to

 

[Frostillicus]

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

Do you think she would have sex on the couch?

 

[T Bell]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

I can get to the bottom of this. I'm only a couple of hours away. I'm willing to bet that Mary is (ultimately) into choking and bleeding.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

Do you think she would have sex on the couch?

 

[rabidfireweasel]

I need a price check on Mentos (from the movie-title-pooping thread):

T BellDid you really just #### 10 times in the past 5 minutes?A #### is not each log. A #### is the whole experience of sitting on the toilet, dropping multiple logs, wiping your bum and then leaving the bathroom. What's the matter with you people?

I keep a journal, guy.

I know I probably should have heard a stern lecture that involved the phrases " wiping your bum" and "what's the matter with you people?" But I can't ever recall hearing one. I feel reasonably certain, that despite the years of treating my body like a chemistry kit, I would have remembered that lecture.Here's to you Mentos :gamechanger:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

I can get to the bottom of this. I'm only a couple of hours away. I'm willing to bet that Mary is (ultimately) into choking and bleeding.

You don't want to go there...figuratively and literally. I said she isn't "totally horrific" but she is slightly horrific. Couple that with some obvious hang-ups and one would do well to keep his hang-down well clear of her.

 

[loser]

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chin up, dudebuddy

Your sweet.

let's talk IPO

I'll defer to FavreCo

 

[T Bell]

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

Do you think she would have sex on the couch?

Would you, could you, on a couch?Would you, could you, with a slouch?...

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

gotta avoid the trade winds.

I'll just assume truck had a bad day and forgot who he was talking to

I saw the people throwing up on the boat and having their cruise ruined, guy. I know it'd make for a good story to hear that Ms. SLB barfed on SLB's **** belowdecks, but I felt obligated to give a friendly warning.Or don't. Get hammered and take a molly before you go, what do I care. Fall overboard. Knock yourself out.

 

[T Bell]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

I can get to the bottom of this. I'm only a couple of hours away. I'm willing to bet that Mary is (ultimately) into choking and bleeding.

You don't want to go there...figuratively and literally. I said she isn't "totally horrific" but she is slightly horrific. Couple that with some obvious hang-ups and one would do well to keep his hang-down well clear of her.

First of all, I'm gonna need an offdee rating then.Secondly, "obvious hang-ups" (may) = Besides, I'd give her Homer's phone number as my #. "But 614 is an Ohio area code...""I used to live there. Go Badgers!"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good paypallery by BRONG tonight.