GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[T Bell]

What happened to Mrs. BSR?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What happened to Mrs. BSR?

She's an elected official now. Can't be hobnobbing with the rank-and-file anymore.

 

[proninja]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

gotta avoid the trade winds.

I'll just assume truck had a bad day and forgot who he was talking to

I saw the people throwing up on the boat and having their cruise ruined, guy. I know it'd make for a good story to hear that Ms. SLB barfed on SLB's **** belowdecks, but I felt obligated to give a friendly warning.Or don't. Get hammered and take a molly before you go, what do I care. Fall overboard. Knock yourself out.

Rough day today? Need a hug?

 

[Tecumseh]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

gotta avoid the trade winds.

I'll just assume truck had a bad day and forgot who he was talking to

I saw the people throwing up on the boat and having their cruise ruined, guy. I know it'd make for a good story to hear that Ms. SLB barfed on SLB's **** belowdecks, but I felt obligated to give a friendly warning.Or don't. Get hammered and take a molly before you go, what do I care. Fall overboard. Knock yourself out.

AKA The "Natalie Wood." You have to pay extra for that.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

gotta avoid the trade winds.

I'll just assume truck had a bad day and forgot who he was talking to

I saw the people throwing up on the boat and having their cruise ruined, guy. I know it'd make for a good story to hear that Ms. SLB barfed on SLB's **** belowdecks, but I felt obligated to give a friendly warning.Or don't. Get hammered and take a molly before you go, what do I care. Fall overboard. Knock yourself out.

Rough day today? Need a hug?

It's been a very busy day. I wouldn't say "rough."

 

[Guster]

No late night Homer posts? No shukeling? Not the finest day in the GMTAN

 

[flysack]

Money, responsibility and looking like a serial killer have often been issues for me. However, there are always some pretty good looking ladies that dig the artist/gambler/make your own life path thing.

The inverse relationship that often exists between female promiscuity and good judgment is frankly what I'm banking on for the second half of my life.

Come to the mountain, grasshopper. I will teach you how to make all of your dreams and nightmares come true.

 

[flysack]

I need a price check on Mentos (from the movie-title-pooping thread):

T BellDid you really just #### 10 times in the past 5 minutes?A #### is not each log. A #### is the whole experience of sitting on the toilet, dropping multiple logs, wiping your bum and then leaving the bathroom. What's the matter with you people?

I keep a journal, guy.

I know I probably should have heard a stern lecture that involved the phrases " wiping your bum" and "what's the matter with you people?" But I can't ever recall hearing one. I feel reasonably certain, that despite the years of treating my body like a chemistry kit, I would have remembered that lecture.Here's to you Mentos :gamechanger:

I missed me some RFW.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Did someone really just suggest to not drink on a Hawaiian day cruise in here?

gotta avoid the trade winds.

I'll just assume truck had a bad day and forgot who he was talking to

I saw the people throwing up on the boat and having their cruise ruined, guy. I know it'd make for a good story to hear that Ms. SLB barfed on SLB's **** belowdecks, but I felt obligated to give a friendly warning.Or don't. Get hammered and take a molly before you go, what do I care. Fall overboard. Knock yourself out.

I've got my sea legs a long time ago, I'll be fine.

 

[Abraham]

I heard Hawaii is really expensive. I suggest packing some snacks (cookies, chips, jerky) in your suitcase as well as stuffed in your pants. And get extra bags of pretzels/nuts from the plane. That will help.

 

[PatrickS]

How good are telecom and utilities to invest and get into right now?

 

[SofaKings]

Thank you Sofa. how are the Sofa Princesses?

8th and 5th grade although the fifth grader broke her fibula on saturday night. she has a good attitude about it though.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

I heard Hawaii is really expensive. I suggest packing some snacks (cookies, chips, jerky) in your suitcase as well as stuffed in your pants. And get extra bags of pretzels/nuts from the plane. That will help.

I can see it now:Abe: " Honey, I have already eaten all of the pork rinds I had jammed in cargo pants and the Bob's Jalepeno chips I had stuffed in the front pouch of my University of Tennessee hoodie. WOuld you mind breakin into the fanny pack for some jerky? I'll save the granola in your second layer of underwear (they really do make a great pouch when doubled up, despite the discomfort) for when we are at the gate."

Mrs. Abe: You got it baby. This really is the Hawaii vacation of my dreams.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Thank you Sofa. how are the Sofa Princesses?

8th and 5th grade although the fifth grader broke her fibula on saturday night. she has a good attitude about it though.

Man, time flies. I remember when you were excited about the second princess going to kindergarten. Hope she heals up nicely. When my eldest is sick/injured, she unleashes a reign of terror.

 

[T Bell]

Thank you Sofa. how are the Sofa Princesses?

8th and 5th grade although the fifth grader broke her fibula on saturday night. she has a good attitude about it though.

That's a shame. It's always painful when you have to put them down. :rainbowbridge:

 

[T Bell]

I heard Hawaii is really expensive. I suggest packing some snacks (cookies, chips, jerky) in your suitcase as well as stuffed in your pants. And get extra bags of pretzels/nuts from the plane. That will help.

I can see it now:Abe: " Honey, I have already eaten all of the pork rinds I had jammed in cargo pants and the Bob's Jalepeno chips I had stuffed in the front pouch of my University of Tennessee hoodie. WOuld you mind breakin into the fanny pack for some jerky? I'll save the granola in your second layer of underwear (they really do make a great pouch when doubled up, despite the discomfort) for when we are at the gate."

Mrs. Abe: You got it baby. This really is the Hawaii vacation of my dreams.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Glad to see this place didn't fade away due to a lack of my participation. Sorry to see that bad crap still happens.

To see you back. Still stateside?

For the moment, even get home here and there. Tough schedule just around the corner...it was a run. Here's looking to mid-2013 .

been awhile since we heard from rickyjgo.hope things are going well.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I've been having some weird dreams lately. Last night, I dreamt (sp? was watching Public Enemy cover RATM's "Killing in the Name of" and Flavor Flav wheeled out like 5 guys who had been shot

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How good are telecom and utilities to invest and get into right now?

THERE HE IS!

 

[T Bell]

I've been having some weird dreams lately. Last night, I dreamt (sp? was watching Public Enemy cover RATM's "Killing in the Name of" and Flavor Flav wheeled out like 5 guys who had been shot

The worst part about dreams with Flavor Flav in them is that you see the clock he's wearing and starting thinking about how long until the alarm is going to go off.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've been having some weird dreams lately. Last night, I dreamt (sp? was watching Public Enemy cover RATM's "Killing in the Name of" and Flavor Flav wheeled out like 5 guys who had been shot

Me too. I had a dream last night that the Mrs caught me in a precarious situation..........with a nun.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've been having some weird dreams lately. Last night, I dreamt (sp? was watching Public Enemy cover RATM's "Killing in the Name of" and Flavor Flav wheeled out like 5 guys who had been shot

I had one yesterday while I was taking a nap (fighting a hangover) that featured "Material Girl" era Madonna, a rather large 'marital aid', and Madonna's rather hirsute nether regions. True story.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good Posting Truck still bringing it in the Walking Dead thread

I'm done with this show. After tonight, there's really no point in watching.Shoot me a PM if the zombies ever set up a government. TIA.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Did I almost die last night?I was sleeping and started dreaming that someone was squeezing my heart. It hurt more and more, then I woke myself up gasping for breath and shivering freezing cold.If I wouldn't have woken myself up would I have died?

Glad you are alright? GB?

Thanks GB, I feel ok, but it was kind of scary last night.

I know. I was supposed to seem him last month, guess it's time.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Every time Furley drops in here he either makes this thread better or worse. I'm not sure which, but he's definitely a pair of dimes changer.

no idea what this means but... yes

I like Furley, he's good peeps

 

[Mr.Pack]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

I can get to the bottom of this. I'm only a couple of hours away. I'm willing to bet that Mary is (ultimately) into choking and bleeding.

You don't want to go there...figuratively and literally. I said she isn't "totally horrific" but she is slightly horrific. Couple that with some obvious hang-ups and one would do well to keep his hang-down well clear of her.

Like her?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I need a price check on Mentos (from the movie-title-pooping thread):

T BellDid you really just #### 10 times in the past 5 minutes?A #### is not each log. A #### is the whole experience of sitting on the toilet, dropping multiple logs, wiping your bum and then leaving the bathroom. What's the matter with you people?

I keep a journal, guy.

I know I probably should have heard a stern lecture that involved the phrases " wiping your bum" and "what's the matter with you people?" But I can't ever recall hearing one. I feel reasonably certain, that despite the years of treating my body like a chemistry kit, I would have remembered that lecture.Here's to you Mentos :gamechanger:

I missed me some RFW.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I heard Hawaii is really expensive. I suggest packing some snacks (cookies, chips, jerky) in your suitcase as well as stuffed in your pants. And get extra bags of pretzels/nuts from the plane. That will help.

I can see it now:Abe: " Honey, I have already eaten all of the pork rinds I had jammed in cargo pants and the Bob's Jalepeno chips I had stuffed in the front pouch of my University of Tennessee hoodie. WOuld you mind breakin into the fanny pack for some jerky? I'll save the granola in your second layer of underwear (they really do make a great pouch when doubled up, despite the discomfort) for when we are at the gate."

Mrs. Abe: You got it baby. This really is the Hawaii vacation of my dreams.

The Maui portion of the trip is heavily comped, I think we'll be alright.

 

[Ignoramus]

pair of dimes

purse-hay

I like this.

 

[T Bell]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

I can get to the bottom of this. I'm only a couple of hours away. I'm willing to bet that Mary is (ultimately) into choking and bleeding.

You don't want to go there...figuratively and literally. I said she isn't "totally horrific" but she is slightly horrific. Couple that with some obvious hang-ups and one would do well to keep his hang-down well clear of her.

Like her?

Wow. In my dream she's wearing nothing but the hat, and the fake flowers in it are swaying to and fro to the rhythm of our sado-masochistic sex. ickle I'd try to hook up a threesome with the drummer from the Frontier Psychiatrist video too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Good Posting Truck still bringing it in the Walking Dead thread

I'm done with this show. After tonight, there's really no point in watching.Shoot me a PM if the zombies ever set up a government. TIA.

I'm glad someone else is amused. I'll keep going, if only for the amusement of you and RN.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

Mary is going to have a great 40's unless her first experience(s) was absolutely horrible.

Not sure about this. I asked my friends if Mary has suddenly decided she was now open for business 24/7. Apparently she dated the guy she lost it to for a few months and then they broke up. I guess she's only been with that one guy.

I can get to the bottom of this. I'm only a couple of hours away. I'm willing to bet that Mary is (ultimately) into choking and bleeding.

You don't want to go there...figuratively and literally. I said she isn't "totally horrific" but she is slightly horrific. Couple that with some obvious hang-ups and one would do well to keep his hang-down well clear of her.

Like her?

Actually that is not too far off.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Here is an actual photo of the 40-something virgin.

 

[phishphan]

Good Posting Truck still bringing it in the Walking Dead thread

I'm done with this show. After tonight, there's really no point in watching.Shoot me a PM if the zombies ever set up a government. TIA.

I'm glad someone else is amused. I'll keep going, if only for the amusement of you and RN.

I think it's great. I liked the spoiler you posted also.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good Posting Truck still bringing it in the Walking Dead thread

I'm done with this show. After tonight, there's really no point in watching.Shoot me a PM if the zombies ever set up a government. TIA.

I'm glad someone else is amused. I'll keep going, if only for the amusement of you and RN.

One thing that happens in the comic is that the Governor slips on some zombie diarrhea and busts his head open.Also, the zombies find a cache of Zubaz pants and start wearing those for some reason.

wtfI also love all of the comic nerds in that thread. The way they act I assumed the comic books would be some sort of cross between Frank Frazetta and Stephen King. Instead they look like The Family Circus when Bil lets Billy take over. My link

 

[Limp Ditka]

Zubas

 

[Disco Stu]

I also love all of the comic nerds in that thread. The way they act I assumed the comic books would be some sort of cross between Frank Frazetta and Stephen King. Instead they look like The Family Circus when Bil lets Billy take over. My link

Yeah, I was pretty surprised when I finally saw the "source material".

 

[T Bell]

Here is an actual photo of the 40-something virgin.

Where? Behind the teeth?

 

[-fish-]

Good Posting Truck still bringing it in the Walking Dead thread

I'm done with this show. After tonight, there's really no point in watching.Shoot me a PM if the zombies ever set up a government. TIA.

I'm glad someone else is amused. I'll keep going, if only for the amusement of you and RN.

I think it's great. I liked the spoiler you posted also.

that thread's the only one where mad sweeney seems to have some decent shtick too. he's been posting offhand fake spoilers of stuff supposedly from the comics for a while now. he keeps getting people to bite.

 

[-fish-]

Here is an actual photo of the 40-something virgin.

Where? Behind the teeth?

4. not pretty by any means, but best-looking virgin over 40 at the bar.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Good Posting Truck still bringing it in the Walking Dead thread

I'm done with this show. After tonight, there's really no point in watching.Shoot me a PM if the zombies ever set up a government. TIA.

I'm glad someone else is amused. I'll keep going, if only for the amusement of you and RN.

One thing that happens in the comic is that the Governor slips on some zombie diarrhea and busts his head open.Also, the zombies find a cache of Zubaz pants and start wearing those for some reason.

wtfI also love all of the comic nerds in that thread. The way they act I assumed the comic books would be some sort of cross between Frank Frazetta and Stephen King. Instead they look like The Family Circus when Bil lets Billy take over. My link

Holy ####. I should try to live-post in that thread one of these days. Could be awesome to just make #### up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Here is an actual photo of the 40-something virgin.

Where? Behind the teeth?

4. not pretty by any means, but best-looking virgin over 40 at the bar.

Yeah.

 

[General Malaise]

Did I miss anything good? Rented a beach house two doors down from the Pelican Brew Pup for the long weekend. Being able to stumble to a bar and order up tasty brews by the breaking waves of the Pacific Ocean is above average. Well...back to pretending to work.

 

[General Malaise]

Other random stuff:Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date. Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

My ex-wife has a friend who was (is?) a virgin. She's pushing 40. She's not hideous, though she's certainly no trip to Hollywood. She went to law school in NYC for a few years and I felt for sure somebody would take her virginity there, but alas, she came back to Oregon pure as the driven rain. Very weird.

 

[proninja]

Did I miss anything good? Rented a beach house two doors down from the Pelican Brew Pup for the long weekend. Being able to stumble to a bar and order up tasty brews by the breaking waves of the Pacific Ocean is above average. Well...back to pretending to work.

That place makes some good beer

 

[General Malaise]

Just firmed up everything for our Hawaii trip. We spend 5 nights here then fly to Kauai for 4 nights here.On the third day we get a free helicopter tour.

Soar like a bird in a helicopter over the breathtaking West side of Maui. Explore deep, meandering valleys set in the rainforest of the ancient West Maui Mountains. Knife-edged ridges with mist-shrouded peaks separate the spectacular valleys that give Maui its nickname, "The Valley Isle." Waterfalls cascade down from towering cliffs into the streams running along the rainforest floor. Learn about the history and culture of the sights from your pilot, who is also a State of Hawaii Certified Tour Guide. You will take home fond memories of this awe-inspiring experience having witnessed this island fondly referred to as "Maui No Ka Oi", which, translated in Hawaiian means, Maui is the best!

Really psyched about this.

Great stuff SLB. I love Maui. Ranks up there for places that I need to go to again. Never been to Kauai but I have heard good things. We spent 5 days on Maui and I still feel like there was more to do.

I've been to Kauai and Maui and they are both gorgeous. I went with Wife #1 to Kauai and she wasn't much for exploring the terrain and getting out and about, though we did spend one day touring the whole island. We stayed at the Grand Hyatt, which was spectacular and hard to leave. Wife #2 and I did Maui together with the boys. THAT was spectacular. We really enjoyed hitting the Olavine (sp?) Pools and the blow hole. Did a great hike to a water fall area. Would love to go back again.

 

[General Malaise]

Did I miss anything good? Rented a beach house two doors down from the Pelican Brew Pup for the long weekend. Being able to stumble to a bar and order up tasty brews by the breaking waves of the Pacific Ocean is above average. Well...back to pretending to work.

That place makes some good beer

Agreed. I fell in love with their Keg Monkey Lager. My BIL (who is a very good home brewer) really liked their IPA. We got a growler and kept filling it up while we were there. Being able to walk next door for a fresh fill up was quite nice.

 

[T Bell]

Other random stuff:

Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date.

Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

My ex-wife has a friend who was (is?) a virgin. She's pushing 40. She's not hideous, though she's certainly no trip to Hollywood. She went to law school in NYC for a few years and I felt for sure somebody would take her virginity there, but alas, she came back to Oregon pure as the driven rain. Very weird.

Legally Blonde grossly overstated the liveliness of law school dating.

 

[phishphan]

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Other random stuff:

Wife and I hung out and got day-drunk with a couple that we are friends with. We started talking about a female friend of theirs that the wife and I have met 5 or 6 times. We'll call this person "Mary". Mary is 42, a school teacher, and never been married. She's rather nerdy but we'd always see her at the bar(s) whenever my friend's band would be playing. We'd never seen her with a guy and never heard about her having a boyfriend or even a date.

Anyway turns out that Mary was a virgin up until about 6 months ago. Yes, she lost her virginity at age 42. She's not too terrible looking. I mean she's not hot by any means but she isn't totally horrific. It just blew me away.

My ex-wife has a friend who was (is?) a virgin. She's pushing 40. She's not hideous, though she's certainly no trip to Hollywood. She went to law school in NYC for a few years and I felt for sure somebody would take her virginity there, but alas, she came back to Oregon pure as the driven rain. Very weird.

Legally Blonde grossly overstated the liveliness of law school dating.

That may be true, but she lived in NYC the whole time. I thought people there had sex in the subway and stuff.