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Just found out last night that my wife is descended from English and French Royalty, the House of Normandy and the Capetian Dynasty...this may become insufferable.
Don't get me started. Pretty much everybody is descended from royalty or famous people at some level especially once you get back more than 20 generations or so where you are descended from over a million people. Of course, that's overstated as not every ancestor is of unique lineage themselves, but you get the idea. The gene pool was limited enough in terms of cross geographical mixing that everybody is related to everybody else provided you share a common geographical ancestry.The reason that people always find out they are related to nobility are that the records of nobility were much better kept than you average joe schmo at least up until the Renaissance when the church began to get involved with record keeping. You mix in some of these sots who had a #### ton of kids, like Charlemagne, who had 18, and literally every person of Western European descent can trace some ancestry back to him.
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Question for the single guys, or any guy who is successful with the wimmens..... so basically I'm just reaching out to Stu in this crowd.Ever ask anyone out via Facebook? Last week I "friended" a girl who is originally from my hometown (now lives about 45-50 minutes away) She is 4 years younger than me and was very good friends with one of my buddy's younger sisters. I don't think I've ever spoken to this girl before, but I might have when I was in high school and just don't remember. I sent her a private message thru FB and she kinda gave a lukewarm response. I'm about to send her another message asking her to go out for a drink sometime, but for some reason it feels really creepy doing it thru Facebook. I have no problem with online dating sites, obviously that's what those are for, but I don't think Zuckerberg intended to create FB so that I could get laid. Am I dumb? Is facebook a normal route to pursue the ladies? Any success stories with this? I guess my fear is that this girl is gonna tell my buddy's sister that this Gadzooks creep went thru her FB profile and then asked her out. Oh and if I have success with this, I will be sending a friend request to Mrs SLB within 2 minutes.

 
Question for the single guys, or any guy who is successful with the wimmens..... so basically I'm just reaching out to Stu in this crowd.Ever ask anyone out via Facebook? Last week I "friended" a girl who is originally from my hometown (now lives about 45-50 minutes away) She is 4 years younger than me and was very good friends with one of my buddy's younger sisters. I don't think I've ever spoken to this girl before, but I might have when I was in high school and just don't remember. I sent her a private message thru FB and she kinda gave a lukewarm response. I'm about to send her another message asking her to go out for a drink sometime, but for some reason it feels really creepy doing it thru Facebook. I have no problem with online dating sites, obviously that's what those are for, but I don't think Zuckerberg intended to create FB so that I could get laid. Am I dumb? Is facebook a normal route to pursue the ladies? Any success stories with this? I guess my fear is that this girl is gonna tell my buddy's sister that this Gadzooks creep went thru her FB profile and then asked her out. Oh and if I have success with this, I will be sending a friend request to Mrs SLB within 2 minutes.
Pretty sure the youfs do this all of the time.
 
Question for the single guys, or any guy who is successful with the wimmens..... so basically I'm just reaching out to Stu in this crowd.Ever ask anyone out via Facebook? Last week I "friended" a girl who is originally from my hometown (now lives about 45-50 minutes away) She is 4 years younger than me and was very good friends with one of my buddy's younger sisters. I don't think I've ever spoken to this girl before, but I might have when I was in high school and just don't remember. I sent her a private message thru FB and she kinda gave a lukewarm response. I'm about to send her another message asking her to go out for a drink sometime, but for some reason it feels really creepy doing it thru Facebook. I have no problem with online dating sites, obviously that's what those are for, but I don't think Zuckerberg intended to create FB so that I could get laid. Am I dumb? Is facebook a normal route to pursue the ladies? Any success stories with this? I guess my fear is that this girl is gonna tell my buddy's sister that this Gadzooks creep went thru her FB profile and then asked her out. Oh and if I have success with this, I will be sending a friend request to Mrs SLB within 2 minutes.
I think the shuke rule applies here. You probably shouldn't ask a chick out via FB if you haven't met her IRL. :shrug:
 
may be my last post for awhile. heading abroad. glllll peas.
Sometimes a hole in a bathroom stall is just a hole in a bathroom stall.
There better be an out of order sign on the adjacent stall. <_<
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Question for the single guys, or any guy who is successful with the wimmens..... so basically I'm just reaching out to Stu in this crowd.Ever ask anyone out via Facebook? Last week I "friended" a girl who is originally from my hometown (now lives about 45-50 minutes away) She is 4 years younger than me and was very good friends with one of my buddy's younger sisters. I don't think I've ever spoken to this girl before, but I might have when I was in high school and just don't remember. I sent her a private message thru FB and she kinda gave a lukewarm response. I'm about to send her another message asking her to go out for a drink sometime, but for some reason it feels really creepy doing it thru Facebook. I have no problem with online dating sites, obviously that's what those are for, but I don't think Zuckerberg intended to create FB so that I could get laid. Am I dumb? Is facebook a normal route to pursue the ladies? Any success stories with this? I guess my fear is that this girl is gonna tell my buddy's sister that this Gadzooks creep went thru her FB profile and then asked her out. Oh and if I have success with this, I will be sending a friend request to Mrs SLB within 2 minutes.
Post this on her wall.
 
I went to take one of hoor's former clients out for lunch today. Called her last week, she said how about 2 today. I thought that was really late but I have some clients that don't go until 1:30. Whatever. This is a government agency and you have to go through a metal detector to get in the building. :rolleyes: As I'm waiting my turn, the young black youth in front of me was putting his phone in the little basket to go through the x-ray machine. Right then his phone rings, it's Stairway to Heaven. I found this strange. Is that strange?

Oh and she didn't realize I meant lunch today. I can see how that could happen since the e-mail I sent yesterday confirming our appointment had a subject line of "lunch" and I asked if we were "still on for lunch tomorrow". :mellow: :lmao: Really nice lady though.

I was so hungry, and since it was somewhat close to my location, I was forced to pound a few Gus's pretzels Salsiccia sandwiches.

 
My great great grandfather is in the basketball hall of fame. :bowtie:
I kinda figured that given your complexion.
They didn't have black people back when basketball was invented, skipper.
Come to think of it, the inventor's name was "Adolph"...Has there ever been a black guy named "Adolph"?
You talkin' 'bout Rupp? Sorry, sparky. The inventor's name was "James".
 
I went to take one of hoor's former clients out for lunch today. Called her last week, she said how about 2 today. I thought that was really late but I have some clients that don't go until 1:30. Whatever. This is a government agency and you have to go through a metal detector to get in the building. :rolleyes: As I'm waiting my turn, the young black youth in front of me was putting his phone in the little basket to go through the x-ray machine. Right then his phone rings, it's Stairway to Heaven. I found this strange. Is that strange?
It's strange that his gun didn't set off the metal detector.
 
but I don't think Zuckerberg intended to create FB so that I could get laid.
But I am pretty sure Zuckerberg created FB so that he could get laid. So same difference.I did use the FB to ask the non-reader out. Up until that point, I had only met her once, and she was drunk the entire time (New Year's Eve).My best friend is currently dating a girl that he met through FB, and had never met in person before that. In fact, they exclusively talked only through FB for two months before even meeting (she is extremely vain and was going through surgery and rehab) and never even exchanged phone numbers.FB is a very safe way for the women nowdays to communicate. Guy gets creepy, its an easy "unfriend" and you are done. No numbers to change, no address to move from, no restraining order to get.And good luck with Mrs. SLB. Quite the lovely lady. :thumbup: :excited:
 
I went to take one of hoor's former clients out for lunch today. Called her last week, she said how about 2 today. I thought that was really late but I have some clients that don't go until 1:30. Whatever. This is a government agency and you have to go through a metal detector to get in the building. :rolleyes: As I'm waiting my turn, the young black youth in front of me was putting his phone in the little basket to go through the x-ray machine. Right then his phone rings, it's Stairway to Heaven. I found this strange. Is that strange?

Oh and she didn't realize I meant lunch today. I can see how that could happen since the e-mail I sent yesterday confirming our appointment had a subject line of "lunch" and I asked if we were "still on for lunch tomorrow". :mellow: :lmao: Really nice lady though.

I was so hungry, and since it was somewhat close to my location, I was forced to pound a few Gus's pretzels Salsiccia sandwiches.
Did you try and kick the truth to him?
 
I went to take one of hoor's former clients out for lunch today. Called her last week, she said how about 2 today. I thought that was really late but I have some clients that don't go until 1:30. Whatever. This is a government agency and you have to go through a metal detector to get in the building. :rolleyes: As I'm waiting my turn, the young black youth in front of me was putting his phone in the little basket to go through the x-ray machine. Right then his phone rings, it's Stairway to Heaven. I found this strange. Is that strange?

Oh and she didn't realize I meant lunch today. I can see how that could happen since the e-mail I sent yesterday confirming our appointment had a subject line of "lunch" and I asked if we were "still on for lunch tomorrow". :mellow: :lmao: Really nice lady though.

I was so hungry, and since it was somewhat close to my location, I was forced to pound a few Gus's pretzels Salsiccia sandwiches.
Did you try and kick the truth to him?
That's my job.
 
My great great grandfather is in the basketball hall of fame. :bowtie:
I kinda figured that given your complexion.
They didn't have black people back when basketball was invented, skipper.
Come to think of it, the inventor's name was "Adolph"...Has there ever been a black guy named "Adolph"?
You talkin' 'bout Rupp? Sorry, sparky. The inventor's name was "James".
See, I don't know this stuff. All I know is that they started the game by throwing the ball into a peach tree. Silly game.
 
I'm lukewarm on Truck's new fugitive shtick. There's got to be a payoff soon, right? The FBI catch up to him, loan sharks corner him in a bathroom, he gets mugged by some darkies after trying to parlay with the Harlem Shuffle?

 
I'm lukewarm on Truck's new fugitive shtick. There's got to be a payoff soon, right? The FBI catch up to him, loan sharks corner him in a bathroom, he gets mugged by some darkies after trying to parlay with the Harlem Shuffle?
Didn't finless already do something like this?
 
Had someone refer me a potential client...I couldn't take him, but I talked to him for a while and headed him in the right direction. He offered to pay me for the consultation, but the guy that referred him is a good friend, so I declined.Today there was a bottle of Blanton's in my mailbox. :banned:

 
I've had 3 interviews with a firm that I mentioned earlier...they make an offer after the fourth. Mostly, I've been using this to leverage the firm I'm doing contract work with into formalizing our relationship and bringing me on as a partner. Apparently they're ready to make a move.Next week I have a meeting with the owner of the firm I prefer on the 26th, and then have to go to Portland for interview no. 4 on the 27th. If all goes well, I have two offers to consider by the end of the month.

 
Just found out last night that my wife is descended from English and French Royalty, the House of Normandy and the Capetian Dynasty...this may become insufferable.
Let me guess. She did a tree-thingy on Ancestry.com?
:lmao: My GB has a client that "discovered" she is a descendant of Cleopatra and she makes sure everybody knows it.
The Cleopatra was a skanky, dumpy, hoor. True story.
He would know, he taught her mother.
 
I went to take one of hoor's former clients out for lunch today. Called her last week, she said how about 2 today. I thought that was really late but I have some clients that don't go until 1:30. Whatever. This is a government agency and you have to go through a metal detector to get in the building. :rolleyes: As I'm waiting my turn, the young black youth in front of me was putting his phone in the little basket to go through the x-ray machine. Right then his phone rings, it's Stairway to Heaven. I found this strange. Is that strange?
It's strange that his gun didn't set off the metal detector.
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