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'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"

I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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Were you touching the sides?
 
'Disco Stu said:
GB Zooks. :lmao: The rest of you single/divorced slackers need to be more like him. #poorchoices

Hopefully you wore a condom GB. Let's hear more about this young lady. Ethnicity, body type, kids' names, drug(s) of choice, etc.
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Favorite books novels? You laugh, but I once got a three-song freebie in the back room with a Columbian stripper because I told her I was a writer who adored Gabriel Garcia Marquez. We talked about One Hundred Years of Solitude, then she *very enthusiastically* ground my lap until she felt a wet spot. God that girl was hot. No idea what her name is. Even her stage name.

 
'Josie Maran said:
'Aerial Assault said:
Now that I have actually started posting in here among the Jim Tanner titans, I feel secure enough to say that I hate this time when all you East Coasters go to bed and it gets empty. :kicksrock:
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Some of us stay up very late, but are busy trying to manage a three-front war with France, Portugal, and the Holy Roman Empire.Medieval II: Total War pretty much devoured my entire day. :bag:
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That sounds freaking awesome. I bought that but never played it. I take it you recommend?
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
So my stupid brain decided to wake me up at 5am after going to sleep at 1am. Thanks, stupid brain.Shuke> don't mind my dig about being better looking than you, birthday boy, after all, you still have more hair on your head than on your balls. ETA: speaking of turning the big Four Oh, I've been thinking of running some mid-life crisis shtick on FB soon. Not sure how I'll go about it. Wild cries for sexual attention from 20 year olds? Longingly post links to ads for cheap red sportscars? Talk about buying a wig or getting the rogaine? I'm open to suggestions here.
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Just keep doin' what you're doin'.
 
'Limp Ditka said:
'Aerial Assault said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'Aerial Assault said:
AND NOW, AERIAL ASSAULT HAS A DUMB FFA META-QUESTION

What happened to Capella? Is he Pickles? #uselesslurkeruntilrecently
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That information is only avaiable for Premier Members of the FFA
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That certainly explains why I don't have access to it. In any event, anyone providing a straight answer will be in my eternal thoprawishes.
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Got it, I think; thanks
 
'krista4 said:
'Aerial Assault said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'Aerial Assault said:
AND NOW, AERIAL ASSAULT HAS A DUMB FFA META-QUESTION

What happened to Capella? Is he Pickles? #uselesslurkeruntilrecently
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That information is only avaiable for Premier Members of the FFA
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That certainly explains why I don't have access to it. In any event, anyone providing a straight answer will be in my eternal thoprawishes.
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Someone already did. :shrug:
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I'm too dumb to understand it, of course. There's a poster called Premier? :shuked:
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Oh and to add to the previous secret information, Mrs. SLB gets a call from her brother tonight. Her brother was on an-cestory.com researching stuff. (He just had a double knee replacement, I'm sure he's bored.) He gets an e-mail today from some wackjob that goes around taking pictures of headstones. Well she had a pic of their Dad's headstone and she wanted to sell them a picture. WTMF! So she's a mess right now. Cool.
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Nobody thinks this is weird. Yeah, okay.
'shuke said:
'Gadzooks said:
i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"
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:lmao: :lmao: :cry: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao:
'krista4 said:
'phishphan said:
happy birthday, homer. congrats to norwood.
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:goodposting:
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:goodposting:Hopefully I'll meet Shuke one of these days to make everything official and all.
 
I made an awesome hangover breakfast sandwich this morning. A scrambled egg with leftover taco meat topped with pepper jack cheese on toasted white bread. Really, really good. I wonder if I could sell this idea to the Carls' Jr. / Red Burrito folks.

 
I have a bit of family drama going on and would like to see if any of you lawyer-types and/or divorcees-with-kids-types have any insight.My brother is supposed to get married next Saturday. His fiancee has three children from her previous marriage, which ended roughly 3 years ago. Her relationship with her ex is not great, but my understanding is that - for the most part - things have leveled out somewhat for the sake of the children (ages 5, 9, 12). By way of brief background, her ex is a bit of an egomaniac and was baffled from the start that he didn't get full custody and even when he didn't get full custody, he was angry that the judge didn't set up some kind of one week on, one week off arrangement for the kids. The judge even explained to him that an arrangement like that would be hugely disruptive to the children, but he just still cannot comprehend how he doesn't have more time with the kids.He has the kids next weekend (this was not the original plan, they have changed some weekends around to accommodate his schedule) and as of last Friday and he decided that he is not going to allow the children to come to the wedding. Not only that, he has now decided that he wants to pursue getting full custody of the kids. He happens to be dating his attorney, so this won't cost him a penny, whereas it will cost my brother something like $25k to fight it. My brother is willing to fight it, but it just kind of sucks all around.So, back to the more immediate issue: my brother does not want to budge an inch on this wedding - he's paid thousands of dollars, people are flying in and so on. His fiancee, however, refuses to get married without her children there. The oldest child was supposed to sing two songs, the middle was the ringbearer and the youngest was supposed to be a flower girl. All three children are heartbroken.Is there anything that can be done here? If my brother and his fiancee just decide not to hand the kids over on Friday, can they be arrested or anything? There has been some chatter about just having the kids come to my parents' house instead of going to the ex's, but I don't want the sheriff showing up at the wedding to arrest their mother or anything like that.Sometimes I feel really whiskey tango.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Oh and to add to the previous secret information, Mrs. SLB gets a call from her brother tonight. Her brother was on an-cestory.com researching stuff. (He just had a double knee replacement, I'm sure he's bored.) He gets an e-mail today from some wackjob that goes around taking pictures of headstones. Well she had a pic of their Dad's headstone and she wanted to sell them a picture. WTMF! So she's a mess right now. Cool.
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Nobody thinks this is weird. Yeah, okay.
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It is weird. So is this.
 
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I just found Premier. I had honestly never run into him before despite heavy lurking in dozens of threads. :nerd: Thanks for the assist and TPW to those who did.

 
'YSR said:
I have a bit of family drama going on and would like to see if any of you lawyer-types and/or divorcees-with-kids-types have any insight.My brother is supposed to get married next Saturday. His fiancee has three children from her previous marriage, which ended roughly 3 years ago. Her relationship with her ex is not great, but my understanding is that - for the most part - things have leveled out somewhat for the sake of the children (ages 5, 9, 12). By way of brief background, her ex is a bit of an egomaniac and was baffled from the start that he didn't get full custody and even when he didn't get full custody, he was angry that the judge didn't set up some kind of one week on, one week off arrangement for the kids. The judge even explained to him that an arrangement like that would be hugely disruptive to the children, but he just still cannot comprehend how he doesn't have more time with the kids.He has the kids next weekend (this was not the original plan, they have changed some weekends around to accommodate his schedule) and as of last Friday and he decided that he is not going to allow the children to come to the wedding. Not only that, he has now decided that he wants to pursue getting full custody of the kids. He happens to be dating his attorney, so this won't cost him a penny, whereas it will cost my brother something like $25k to fight it. My brother is willing to fight it, but it just kind of sucks all around.So, back to the more immediate issue: my brother does not want to budge an inch on this wedding - he's paid thousands of dollars, people are flying in and so on. His fiancee, however, refuses to get married without her children there. The oldest child was supposed to sing two songs, the middle was the ringbearer and the youngest was supposed to be a flower girl. All three children are heartbroken.Is there anything that can be done here? If my brother and his fiancee just decide not to hand the kids over on Friday, can they be arrested or anything? There has been some chatter about just having the kids come to my parents' house instead of going to the ex's, but I don't want the sheriff showing up at the wedding to arrest their mother or anything like that.Sometimes I feel really whiskey tango.
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Crappy situation all around. Nothing to be done about the cost, unfortunately, but (and I have no knowledge of TN law), in the states in which I'm admitted, your fiancee would file an eemergency application for relief (styled an injunction, TRO, emergency order, or whatever TN practice calls it) this week, seeking an order from a judge preventing the ex from keeping the children from the wedding. Needs to be filed ASAP to ensure a hearing early next week. My guess is that just filing the application will scare off the ex; his GF may be his lawyer, but she could get sanctioned if she tries to mount of a defense of his conduct, especially on short notice and without particularly strong legal grounds for doing so. And actually, let me amend the part about the cost. I would add in a request for attorney fees because the ex's conduct is so inflammatory and harmful to the best interests of the children. Talk to a family law specialist immediately.
 
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