GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[-fish-]

I still can't believe that people get married for a second time.

fixed

 

[General Malaise]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

 

[-fish-]

Drove 2 1/2 hours from Gig Harbor to Portland, interviewed with 11 people over the course of 5.5 hours if you count the happy hour meeting. Got up and drove from Portland to Seattle and had a 2 hour meeting with the owner of that firm, then drove home in rush hour traffic.Total score: 380 miles, 7.5 hours of interviews, 7 hours driving, 0 offers, mild depression.

Did you at least stop off at Hooters?

Hooters in the Northwest, after living in San Diego, doesn't sound that enticing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drove 2 1/2 hours from Gig Harbor to Portland, interviewed with 11 people over the course of 5.5 hours if you count the happy hour meeting. Got up and drove from Portland to Seattle and had a 2 hour meeting with the owner of that firm, then drove home in rush hour traffic.Total score: 380 miles, 7.5 hours of interviews, 7 hours driving, 0 offers, mild depression.

Did you at least stop off at Hooters?

Whoa...easy there. Not everybody is a Vasco da Gama like you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

But some odd magnetic anomaly has Austin, Tx immune to it.

 

[phishphan]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

damn

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

 

[General Malaise]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

But some odd magnetic anomaly has Austin, Tx immune to it.

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

 

[Bogart]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

But some odd magnetic anomaly has Austin, Tx immune to it.

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

ANOTHER LEASH FOR MILOS!!!

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[General Malaise]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

But some odd magnetic anomaly has Austin, Tx immune to it.

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

ANOTHER LEASH FOR MILOS!!!

I GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THE WANT!!!!**for a few hours, then I hibernate.

 

[-fish-]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

if she's not charging him, it's not really an ethical issue.

 

[-fish-]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

That's no moon...

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

if she's not charging him, it's not really an ethical issue.

I thought we weren't allowed to accept sex in lieu of payment.

 

[-fish-]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

if she's not charging him, it's not really an ethical issue.

I thought we weren't allowed to accept sex in lieu of payment.

but we are allowed to provide free services. It's his girlfriend. If she doesn't bill him, there's no problem. If she bills him and then writes it off based on receiving sexual favors, it's an ethical violation.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

But some odd magnetic anomaly has Austin, Tx immune to it.

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

My link

 

[Limp Ditka]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

But some odd magnetic anomaly has Austin, Tx immune to it.

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

My link

 

[-fish-]

related: two of my friends recently went through divorces. their ex-wives had the same female attorney. she slept with both guys during their divorces.

that's an ethical violation.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

if she's not charging him, it's not really an ethical issue.

I thought we weren't allowed to accept sex in lieu of payment.

but we are allowed to provide free services. It's his girlfriend. If she doesn't bill him, there's no problem. If she bills him and then writes it off based on receiving sexual favors, it's an ethical violation.

This changes everything.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Yep, I'm becoming a fan of AA.

(not that AA; they'll never take me alive!)

Yeah, he's ok.......for a Duke fan

 

[Gadzooks]

GB Zooks. The rest of you single/divorced slackers need to be more like him. #poorchoices

Hopefully you wore a condom GB. Let's hear more about this young lady. Ethnicity, body type, kids' names, drug(s) of choice, etc.

I shared my stripper story before right? Similar... but there's no way she could afford a garage.

Funny part about the condom, we walk out of the bar and her car is parked right at the door and my car is at the other end of the parking lot, so she tells me to get in and she'll drive to my car. We get in her car and she gets all gropey with me which was fine until she tried undoing my tie and I had to tell her to stop because she was wrinkling my tie (not a skinny tie :style and because she couldn't figure out how to do it she was actually choking me and I thought I was gonna faint. Then she says instead of going to my car we could go get a hotel room down the street and do "stuff". I just sat there staring at this freakshow contemplating how bad a decision I was about to make and then she says "c'mon it'll be fun and don't worry I'm fixed so don't be afraid about getting me pregnant" yeah, I'm a little more worried about the 8 different STDs you probably have. Then she said we can just go in my driveway instead of getting a room and then when got to her driveway she decided it would be better to go in the garage. I wore a condom and thought about putting on an extra one just to be safe. I would descrbe her ethnicity as "dirty white". Nice body, I have no idea what her kids names were though they were artistically tattooed all over her arm. Hell I don't even know what her name is. Pretty sure her drug of choice would be "whatever I can get". Sadly there was a cute younger girl at the bar that might have potentially been able to have a few minutes of awkward sex with me but alas, I ended up with Stripper-Freak. The young cutie was sitting across the bar most of the night with about 4 guys that looked they just turned 21. Toward the end of the night me and my buddy see her putting on her coat and we were trying to figure out what her sweatshirt said. I made eye contact and waived her to come over to us. She innocently smiled and pointed to herself and mouthed "me?" I pointed right at her and mouthed "yes" and waived her over again. She came over we started chatting about her sweatshirt and find out she's a gymnastic teacher for young girls Then the 4 dorky guys she was with started yelling to her that they were leaving and she said she had to go. I told her she didn't have to leave and we had this exchange:

Her: "well, I've been looking over at you for the last 2 hours and you waited until I was leaving to call me over"

Me: "why didn't you just come over earlier?"

Her "I was nervous because you seem like an older business guy and I didn't think you'd be ok with my age"

Me: "How old are you?"

Her: "Just turned 23"

Me: "Eh, you're not that old"

Her: "Thanks?"

Then she left with the dorks and that's when Stripper-Freak came into my life and rest is dirty shameful history.

 

[Stoneys]

GB Zooks. The rest of you single/divorced slackers need to be more like him. #poorchoices

Hopefully you wore a condom GB. Let's hear more about this young lady. Ethnicity, body type, kids' names, drug(s) of choice, etc.

I shared my stripper story before right? Similar... but there's no way she could afford a garage.

Funny part about the condom, we walk out of the bar and her car is parked right at the door and my car is at the other end of the parking lot, so she tells me to get in and she'll drive to my car. We get in her car and she gets all gropey with me which was fine until she tried undoing my tie and I had to tell her to stop because she was wrinkling my tie (not a skinny tie :style and because she couldn't figure out how to do it she was actually choking me and I thought I was gonna faint. Then she says instead of going to my car we could go get a hotel room down the street and do "stuff". I just sat there staring at this freakshow contemplating how bad a decision I was about to make and then she says "c'mon it'll be fun and don't worry I'm fixed so don't be afraid about getting me pregnant" yeah, I'm a little more worried about the 8 different STDs you probably have. Then she said we can just go in my driveway instead of getting a room and then when got to her driveway she decided it would be better to go in the garage. I wore a condom and thought about putting on an extra one just to be safe. I would descrbe her ethnicity as "dirty white". Nice body, I have no idea what her kids names were though they were artistically tattooed all over her arm. Hell I don't even know what her name is. Pretty sure her drug of choice would be "whatever I can get". Sadly there was a cute younger girl at the bar that might have potentially been able to have a few minutes of awkward sex with me but alas, I ended up with Stripper-Freak. The young cutie was sitting across the bar most of the night with about 4 guys that looked they just turned 21. Toward the end of the night me and my buddy see her putting on her coat and we were trying to figure out what her sweatshirt said. I made eye contact and waived her to come over to us. She innocently smiled and pointed to herself and mouthed "me?" I pointed right at her and mouthed "yes" and waived her over again. She came over we started chatting about her sweatshirt and find out she's a gymnastic teacher for young girls Then the 4 dorky guys she was with started yelling to her that they were leaving and she said she had to go. I told her she didn't have to leave and we had this exchange:

Her: "well, I've been looking over at you for the last 2 hours and you waited until I was leaving to call me over"

Me: "why didn't you just come over earlier?"

Her "I was nervous because you seem like an older business guy and I didn't think you'd be ok with my age"

Me: "How old are you?"

Her: "Just turned 23"

Me: "Eh, you're not that old"

Her: "Thanks?"

Then she left with the dorks and that's when Stripper-Freak came into my life and rest is dirty shameful history.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I still can't believe that people get married for a second time.

God help me (& her), but I did. I KNEW after my first marriage that I wasn't good at marriage - not because of infidelity, violence, or anything like that; I'm just not good at cohabitation. Yet my dumb ### went right down that road again with someone who was a terrible match for me.I'm one of those "never say never" people, but I'm pretty confident there won't be a 3rd even if I live another 40 years ( )

 

[Josie Maran]

UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.

 

[T Bell]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT AUSTIN ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE USE THEM TOGETHER USE THEM IN PEACE

 

[Uruk-Hai]

4.) We both have our eyes open for our next spouses. We both kind of screwed up this time around and married for love instead of money. Apparently we got that backwards.

Let me know if you're ever in the market to marry for incompetence, poor spelling and early onset demensia.

That's right - I forgot you had my phone numbre

 

[Jaysus]

I like this Gadzooks guy. Have I mentioned that before?

 

[T Bell]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

if she's not charging him, it's not really an ethical issue.

I thought we weren't allowed to accept sex in lieu of payment.

You're adorable.

 

[T Bell]

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

My link

 

[Aerial Assault]

I'm glad you found your way to our little thread, friend.

Aw, shucks. Thanks GM! So am I: you have no idea!

 

[T Bell]

related: two of my friends recently went through divorces. their ex-wives had the same female attorney. she slept with both guys during their divorces.

that's an ethical violation.

You got something against meeting and conferring?Besides, it's only a conflict if they're good in bed.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Yep, I'm becoming a fan of AA.

(not that AA; they'll never take me alive!)

:mutual:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Young girls have nice butts? Who knew?

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.

big fan

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GB Zooks. The rest of you single/divorced slackers need to be more like him. #poorchoices

Hopefully you wore a condom GB. Let's hear more about this young lady. Ethnicity, body type, kids' names, drug(s) of choice, etc.

I shared my stripper story before right? Similar... but there's no way she could afford a garage.

I had to tell her to stop because she was wrinkling my tie (not a skinny tie :style...rest is dirty shameful history.

It started right there.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Yep, I'm becoming a fan of AA.

(not that AA; they'll never take me alive!)

Yeah, he's ok.......for a Duke fan

I don't know what you're going to do in that Big Ten thread. :( Have you scouted it out?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.

tab shtick

 

[Gadzooks]

UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.

tab shtick

Missed that the first time.

 

[Aerial Assault]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

if she's not charging him, it's not really an ethical issue.

Nah, general rule is that you can't have sex with a client unless the relationship predated the representation. Charging or not charging is immaterial. So in YSR's case as I understood it, the ex's GF is probably not doing anything wrong just by representing the guy.

 

[guru_007]

at homer's tabs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

My link

Why have I never seen this before?

 

[Thorn]

YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.

Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.

if she's not charging him, it's not really an ethical issue.

I thought we weren't allowed to accept sex in lieu of payment.

It's almost like you forgot that we're whores.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.

I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.

Your wife must have Jupiter-like gravity.

But some odd magnetic anomaly has Austin, Tx immune to it.

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

Guess who I PMed asking that he & I help police things do cos wouldn't have a heart attack and have his business destroyed. I pass out silly-drunk early one night and sick the next. The person I PMed - GM x a bazillion.

 

[shuke]

UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.

tab shtick

 

[T Bell]

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

My link

It went viral in the UK. Don't think it spread to the US so much.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I like this Gadzooks guy. Have I mentioned that before?

The Eviltron was a big hit too. When I got in this afternoon it was sitting on the IT guys desk. They had 6 people looking for it. He's a smart guy in that he figured out it went off exactly every 5 minutes.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Yep, I'm becoming a fan of AA.

(not that AA; they'll never take me alive!)

Yeah, he's ok.......for a Duke fan

I don't know what you're going to do in that Big Ten thread. :( Have you scouted it out?

Yeah, I popped in there for a quick "hello" after the Maryland announcement. Not gonna be the same, though.

 

[igbomb]

Yeah, it's not recommended to take me off-leash.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

at homer's tabs.

"MOP Award"