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'Josie Maran said:
'Aerial Assault said:
Now that I have actually started posting in here among the Jim Tanner titans, I feel secure enough to say that I hate this time when all you East Coasters go to bed and it gets empty. :kicksrock:
Some of us stay up very late, but are busy trying to manage a three-front war with France, Portugal, and the Holy Roman Empire.Medieval II: Total War pretty much devoured my entire day. :bag:
More addictive than Civ 3?
I wouldn't go that far, but it's spectacular nonetheless.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
Yeah, early on, too. We'll need a driver. YSR will hopefully be pregnant.
 
Zooks> I'll be in Boston tomorrow for the Bruins afternoon game. Train each way = no 2 sambuca shot limit :pickle:
DEVELOPING!!!!!!I will be in the city tomorrow night for my date with that girl from FaceBook. Made a reservation at a nice Italian restaurant in the NorthEnd at 7:15. I'm picking her up (she lives in Brighton) so I'll obviously be bringing her home. If the date doesn't go well (meaining we don't have sex in her garage) then I can easily turn around after bringing her home and find you for some ThornHoling. Keep your phone on at all times!
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
You'd have to rent a bus, or at least an RV. The bus would come with a driver though.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
Yeah, early on, too. We'll need a driver. YSR will hopefully be pregnant.
Huh, I read that wrong. You meant she can be the designated driver? The way I read that would probably make Romo mad.
 
Zooks> I'll be in Boston tomorrow for the Bruins afternoon game. Train each way = no 2 sambuca shot limit :pickle:
DEVELOPING!!!!!!I will be in the city tomorrow night for my date with that girl from FaceBook. Made a reservation at a nice Italian restaurant in the NorthEnd at 7:15. I'm picking her up (she lives in Brighton) so I'll obviously be bringing her home. If the date doesn't go well (meaining we don't have sex in her garage) then I can easily turn around after bringing her home and find you for some ThornHoling. Keep your phone on at all times!
I will be getting into the hub at approximately 10:30 am to prepare for the 1pm game. :mellow: Then there will be post-game drinking in the city until the group I am with feels like getting back on the train. Plan accordingly.PS can I dance wit yo date?
 
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I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
Yeah, shortest road trip ever.
:lmao:
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
As long as no one tries to steal their own jacket, we should be ok.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
Yeah, early on, too. We'll need a driver. YSR will hopefully be pregnant.
There was a thing we did at Ole Miss called Pete's Challenge. Pete's was a store 8 miles from campus. You would go to Pete's and buy an 8-pack of ponies. The driver would leave Pete's and drive at 60mph back towards campus. you had to finish the 8-pack before you got there, so basically a bottle per minute. These are the kinds of things we'd need to find and do on a GMTAN road trip
 
YSR>

1. Family law sucks. It's unpredictable, expensive, and judges tend to just rule by the seat of their pants.

2. Generally a judge will take the best interests of the children into account, so doing something like trying to prevent them from going to their mom's wedding shouldn't be looked on too kindly.

3. The mom was stupid to schedule a wedding for a weekend when she didn't have the kids. She also could probably have called it vacation and given 30 days notice and would have been able to do it. I'm guessing--and only guessing-- based on a strict reading of the custody order she's technically in the wrong here and the ex is going to make this hell because of it.

4. The first judge that says one week on/one week off is disruptive is pretty silly. That's probably the second most typical custody arrangement.

With all that, she needs to get her lawyer to ask for an emergency hearing, or negotiate with the ex to let him see the kids more, which is what he's really leveraging for.
Not to mention some ethical issues possibly if he is banging his attorney. Report her to the disciplinary board.
I could have SWORN I remember from my Professional Responsibility course that it was strictly forbidden from screwing your clients. Regardless of compensation. That's like one of the golden-effing rules. I remember because I was like, damn, WTF? I mean, where else am I going to meet unstable, financially strapped, despirate women with low self esteem? Why doesn't the bar association just kick me in the nuts while they're at it?
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
You'd have to rent a bus, or at least an RV. The bus would come with a driver though.
What is clearly needed is a short bus.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
As long as no one tries to steal their own jacket, we should be ok.
:lmao:Has Hangover 4 been written yet? If not, let's bring a screenwriter along to take notes.
 
related: two of my friends recently went through divorces. their ex-wives had the same female attorney. she slept with both guys during their divorces.

that's an ethical violation.
That's hot, is what it is. Like one-stop shopping. I'm totally using her when I get divorced.
 
related: two of my friends recently went through divorces. their ex-wives had the same female attorney. she slept with both guys during their divorces.

that's an ethical violation.
That's hot, is what it is. Like one-stop shopping. I'm totally using her when I get divorced.
The way I'm reading it your wife would use her from a legal standpoint. And you would "use" her from a brownchickenbrowncow standpoint.

 
related: two of my friends recently went through divorces. their ex-wives had the same female attorney. she slept with both guys during their divorces.

that's an ethical violation.
That's hot, is what it is. Like one-stop shopping. I'm totally using her when I get divorced.
The way I'm reading it your wife would use her from a legal standpoint. And you would "use" her from a brownchickenbrowncow standpoint.
well, if she's going to f you, you might as well f her.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
As long as no one tries to steal their own jacket, we should be ok.
:lmao:
 
Zooks> I'll be in Boston tomorrow for the Bruins afternoon game. Train each way = no 2 sambuca shot limit :pickle:
DEVELOPING!!!!!!I will be in the city tomorrow night for my date with that girl from FaceBook. Made a reservation at a nice Italian restaurant in the NorthEnd at 7:15. I'm picking her up (she lives in Brighton) so I'll obviously be bringing her home. If the date doesn't go well (meaining we don't have sex in her garage) then I can easily turn around after bringing her home and find you for some ThornHoling. Keep your phone on at all times!
I will be getting into the hub at approximately 10:30 am to prepare for the 1pm game. :mellow: Then there will be post-game drinking in the city until the group I am with feels like getting back on the train. Plan accordingly.PS can I dance wit yo date?
Seriously considering wearing my Reeses shirt underneath in case we meet up.
 
related: two of my friends recently went through divorces. their ex-wives had the same female attorney. she slept with both guys during their divorces.

that's an ethical violation.
That's hot, is what it is. Like one-stop shopping. I'm totally using her when I get divorced.
The way I'm reading it your wife would use her from a legal standpoint. And you would "use" her from a brownchickenbrowncow standpoint.
Oh, right. I'd be kind of afraid she'd try to do it with my wife.
 
I had that conversation with my wife once...Her: If something ever happened to me or we split up would you get remarried?Me: No. No way.Her? Why? Because I spoiled it for every other woman?Me: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.
:lmao: :lmao: Tanner: doing marriage right.
I need the gravity that comes with a spouse. Absent that, I might just spiral out of control.
:goodposting: Mrs. Fly is my anchor. I would be an absolute mess without her. And let's be honest here, I'm kinda a mess with her.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
As long as no one tries to steal their own jacket, we should be ok.
"I don't GIVE A ####!! Let me show you how much I don't GIVE A ####!!!!:grabsgiantJanga2X4piece:
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
Though I'm fairly boring, I'm in. Coshole-On-The-Road would beat the hell out of any reality show now airing. Can we pool enough money to keep us going for a couple of years (or, a week - after which we're all dead)?
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
Yeah, early on, too. We'll need a driver. YSR will hopefully be pregnant.
Huh, I read that wrong. You meant she can be the designated driver? The way I read that would probably make Romo mad.
He's already mad. He's pre-mad. He even throws beanbags angry.Screw it, I'll just drive.

 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
As long as no one tries to steal their own jacket, we should be ok.
"I don't GIVE A ####!! Let me show you how much I don't GIVE A ####!!!!:grabsgiantJanga2X4piece:
See, there's already so much I've forgotten. Why has Gusher forsaken us?
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
Though I'm fairly boring, I'm in. Coshole-On-The-Road would beat the hell out of any reality show now airing. Can we pool enough money to keep us going for a couple of years (or, a week - after which we're all dead)?
Allow my financial genius to come up with funding ideas -1. Telethon. We call Krista once a night and make her laugh for $1000 a week. 2. I'll strip for lonely trailerpark moms.
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
I see jail time involved.
Yeah, early on, too. We'll need a driver. YSR will hopefully be pregnant.
Huh, I read that wrong. You meant she can be the designated driver? The way I read that would probably make Romo mad.
He's already mad. He's pre-mad. He even throws beanbags angry.Screw it, I'll just drive.
Yea, I was going to day -- -designated driver? Just score some meth and feed to GM like oats. We'll never know where we'll end up, but that's kind of the point anyway, right?
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
Though I'm fairly boring, I'm in. Coshole-On-The-Road would beat the hell out of any reality show now airing. Can we pool enough money to keep us going for a couple of years (or, a week - after which we're all dead)?
Allow my financial genius to come up with funding ideas -1. Telethon. We call Krista once a night and make her laugh for $1000 a week. 2. I'll strip for lonely trailerpark moms.
hmmmm, this could work. Lonely trailer park moms LOVE the serial killer look. :moneybag:
 
I really am mildly in love with Zooks.
I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears. :thumbup:
Though I'm fairly boring, I'm in. Coshole-On-The-Road would beat the hell out of any reality show now airing. Can we pool enough money to keep us going for a couple of years (or, a week - after which we're all dead)?
Allow my financial genius to come up with funding ideas -1. Telethon. We call Krista once a night and make her laugh for $1000 a week. 2. I'll strip for lonely trailerpark moms.
hmmmm, this could work. Lonely trailer park moms LOVE the serial killer look. :moneybag:
Hello, exactly!
 
Perhaps one of my favorite and overlooked parts of coshole was gm wanting to drive to dinner Saturday. He even wanted to drive my car out there even though I wasn't going. That didn't seem to be a problem in his mind...

 
Perhaps one of my favorite and overlooked parts of coshole was gm wanting to drive to dinner Saturday. He even wanted to drive my car out there even though I wasn't going. That didn't seem to be a problem in his mind...
I'm telling you: some medium grade amphetamines and he's the clydesdale for our beer wagon. :thumbup:
 
Perhaps one of my favorite and overlooked parts of coshole was gm wanting to drive to dinner Saturday. He even wanted to drive my car out there even though I wasn't going. That didn't seem to be a problem in his mind...
Well to be fair, I didn't know the dinner was going to be in Wyoming.
 

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