Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Farting in the woman's tip jar was
I've been a long fan of EG's work. Not sure he'd like it here though. I don't think the serious cuddly side of the GMTAN is his cup of black coffee. I could be wrong.
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I've been a long fan of EG's work. Not sure he'd like it here though. I don't think the serious cuddly side of the GMTAN is his cup of black coffee. I could be wrong.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bought a faucet today for our kitchen. I'm not very good with tools and home improvement-y things. I have a feeling this is going to be an 8 beer project.
mr. furley
Footballguy
yeah, sorry about that. i tried to chase him off but that just seemed to fan the flames.I was never cross with him that I know of. Just thought it odd he disappeared. Then again, I had a job in 06 and 07 that kept me out of here and when I came back we had things like WozDoesn't post much anymore, and yes. He also spawned. We frequently email each other about rap music.Possibly related
mr. furley
Footballguy
if this is how his buddies are, who is going to clean up the porn after he dies?
mr. furley
Footballguy
there's room for more nails in this coffin?
mr. furley
Footballguy
piece of cake, gb. i slapped one together in less than 2 hours. took me that long to figure out which one was the pliers and which was the wrench.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm sure it's going to be better than I through III.But at the same time, I realize these movies aren't being made for me. They're for kids and teenagers.
Thorn
Footballguy
Basin wrench
heckmanm
Footballguy
Also, some support for your lower back as you're wedged in through the cabinet doors.Actually installing the new one is pretty easy. It's getting the old one out that can be a #####.
Are we still mad at Tanner today?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Yes and always.
T Bell
Footballguy
You'd better buy 12 then, so you have 4 for the plumber when he comes later.
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
My nose just got itchy all of a sudden...
That's not good jambalaya6 box of Zatarain's. WA LA.I consider myself a pretty decent cook, but I suck at jambalayaA #### ton of jambalaya'Tiger Fan said:Getting a house with a bunch of friends for a 3 day vacation in April. Will be 10 adults and 15 kidsI've got to cook dinner one of the nights. Got an entire kitchen and a grill at my disposal. We're doing burgers and hotdogs for the 2 lunches, so I can't go that route...looking to take it up a notch or two from there...but at the same time, this doesn't need to be a 5 course meal. Any ideas on what to cook? Initial brainstorms are the following:
1. Marinated chicken skewers with peppers and pineapple
2. Taco/Nacho bar
3. Grilled Pork Tenderloins with various sauces (grilled veggies as side)
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
My lean years in middle school consisted of scrambled porn on the playboy channel (Look! I think that was a boob!). Every once in a while a neighborhood kid would get a hold of a mag - we had a spot in the woods where we buried our stash.
Guster
Footballguy
Euphemism?Just made a batch of cosbrand blackened seasoning.
strykerpks
Footballguy
It was only a 3 beer project. Not that bad actually.
Now I'm making burgers with mushroom and swiss right in them.
Now I'm making burgers with mushroom and swiss right in them.
T Bell
Footballguy
This sounds familiar. A buddy of mine had one channel on his TV that at the same time every night, like 10:00 or so, would have a reduced level of scrambling to the point where you could actually make out body parts. I enjoyed sleepovers there.
Zow
Footballguy
yeah, sorry about that. i tried to chase him off but that just seemed to fan the flames.I was never cross with him that I know of. Just thought it odd he disappeared. Then again, I had a job in 06 and 07 that kept me out of here and when I came back we had things like WozDoesn't post much anymore, and yes. He also spawned. We frequently email each other about rap music.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Not today.Euphemism?Just made a batch of cosbrand blackened seasoning.
Zow
Footballguy
Hey Drifter, unfortunately not yet. Gotta dig his number back up. I actually litigated a huge medical marijuana issue a couple weeks ago. Lost, but the judge noted he'd like to see it appealed.Zow!Ever talk to my buddy Bob?That's not what I'm referring to. Goodbye.I enjoy his wrong-reference shtick.
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Zow
Footballguy
I come in here like once a month. Relax.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Summer of 96 in Cincy, our cable's porn were always available, but if you watched for more than 2 minutes it counted as a purchase. To the genius that thought up that plan, I salute you, sir.This sounds familiar. A buddy of mine had one channel on his TV that at the same time every night, like 10:00 or so, would have a reduced level of scrambling to the point where you could actually make out body parts. I enjoyed sleepovers there.
T Bell
Footballguy
How many times did you just miss and get charged for the $4.99?Summer of 96 in Cincy, our cable's porn were always available, but if you watched for more than 2 minutes it counted as a purchase. To the genius that thought up that plan, I salute you, sir.This sounds familiar. A buddy of mine had one channel on his TV that at the same time every night, like 10:00 or so, would have a reduced level of scrambling to the point where you could actually make out body parts. I enjoyed sleepovers there.
Thorn
Footballguy
To the dismay of Cincinnati women for years to come.Summer of 96 in Cincy, our cable's porn were always available, but if you watched for more than 2 minutes it counted as a purchase. To the genius that thought up that plan, I salute you, sir.This sounds familiar. A buddy of mine had one channel on his TV that at the same time every night, like 10:00 or so, would have a reduced level of scrambling to the point where you could actually make out body parts. I enjoyed sleepovers there.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Someone made a free throw!
bostonfred
Footballguy
This post really stuck in my mind last night for some reason. I can't get past how many comments like this you make. You're really funny at times. And you're not the first person to make a snarky post on the internet saying someone should kill themself. Lots of young or ignorant posters say things like this. But you're old enough and smart enough and far enough in life that you should know better than to say things like this. You just choose to, like you have for as long as I can remember. I don't have much hope anymore that this is something you'll outgrow. Every time i give it the benefit of the doubt I see something like this. After reading the last couple pages, it looks like I'm in the minority here, so I think I'm going to take a break for a while. You win, I guess.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
We'll see you tomorrow, bf.
Guster
Footballguy
Ok, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment
Guster
Footballguy
Just remember, the best thing about kids is making themOk, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment
Getting drunk. Should I start misspelling things soon?
T Bell
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Ok, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment
May need to join you on this...
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm watching Baby Mama with my wife and her pregnant mormon sister in town from Utah for the weekend and staying with us.Ok, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment
mr. furley
Footballguy
what have they done with the QuiBids chick????
Guster
Footballguy
I would totally switch spots with you in an instant'Frostillicus said:I'm watching Baby Mama with my wife and her pregnant mormon sister in town from Utah for the weekend and staying with us.'Notorious T.R.E. said:'Guster said:Ok, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment'Guster said:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Good movie.I would totally switch spots with you in an instant'Frostillicus said:I'm watching Baby Mama with my wife and her pregnant mormon sister in town from Utah for the weekend and staying with us.'Notorious T.R.E. said:'Guster said:Ok, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment'Guster said:
strykerpks
Footballguy
The campus shots from Back to School were filmed at the University of Wisconsin
T Bell
Footballguy
Redundant much a lot?'Frostillicus said:I'm watching Baby Mama with my wife and her pregnant mormon sister in town from Utah for the weekend and staying with us.'Notorious T.R.E. said:'Guster said:Ok, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment'Guster said:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
YeahRedundant much a lot?'Frostillicus said:I'm watching Baby Mama with my wife and her pregnant mormon sister in town from Utah for the weekend and staying with us.'Notorious T.R.E. said:'Guster said:Ok, not so much a tip as Tre saying that he pictures me as reliving my college years like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School. I'm not sure how he meant it, but I took it as a compliment'Guster said:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Isn't he dead now? I'm just sayinThe audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop
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It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
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