GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[MacArtist]

Sorry to hear, SLB. I hope you have a good weekend.

Thanks GB.

the word "nincompoop" is just not used enough these days

Just got back from the funeral for my GB's brother. Well THAT was a new experience. I don't know how many of you other white devils have attended a Baptist style service for a black man but it was pretty moving. The chapel was completely full and I'm estimating there was about 150 people there. The only other white faces belonged to Mother Mary and two angels on the mural behind the alter. You know what, I didn't feel weird, awkward or out of place at all. Maybe (alright no "maybe" about it) there is something wrong with me and I should have. It sure beats a Catholic funeral which of course is nothing but mass with a casket. *sigh* I need to find somebody to go drink with.

You need more Irish in your Catholic funerals IMO

I see all of my comments have been covered.

It isn't that I don't like it exactly, it's just what I'm used to. I'm just as much, if not more, Scottish/Irish than my surname lets on. Our wakes are generally spent in the parking lot pounding beer and laughing loudly. Same thing after the body is in the ground. This was just something so different though, it was really moving. I cried like a baby most of the time although I'm fairly certain I was one of the only men to do sne part of the ceremony was called "the condolences". Anybody that wanted to get up in front of the mic and say something to the family could do so. There were a dozen or so people that did. I seriously considered it but since I more casually new him, thought it wouldn't be proper. One of the first people to participate was Aunt Jeanie. Short, outspoken gal, reminded me a lot of my Godmother. She gets on the mic and starts with "HI I'M AUNT JEANIE! WHAT'S MY NAME?!!" and everybody yells back "AUNT JEANIE!!" She then went on about how Marlon, the deceased, was as a boy and how she was always on his ### and how he has to be driving God crazy right now. How we shouldn't be sad. She closes with "WHAT'S MY NAME!" and of course everybody yells "AUNT JEANIE" with much laughter. I need to see Aunt Jeanie again. She's good people.Everybody was dressed as you would expect for a funeral except for a couple of young men that were more gangsta. Pants hanging etc., you know what I mean. Well one of these guys is engaged to the Marlon's daughter. His daughter gets up to speak and he is standing right besides her. I'm thinking good for him. The poor thing could barely get a couple of words out though before breaking into tears and walking away. He just stood there for a long 20 seconds or so looking at the ground. He finally walks up to the mic and says "I'm not sure what to say so I'm just going to sing it". Then breaks out in some gospel song and was just unfreaking believable. What a voice. I was in awe to say the least.It was a tremendous religious experience for me. I don't go to church but I could see how people are satisfied by this because it did make me feel full although exhausted. I ended up going to my GB's (BFF) house and we split a case of beer. I probably shouldn't have driven home but I felt stone cold sober. To Marlon.

First of all, my TPBW to you. Second of all, my wife and I went to an all-black church for a gospel Sing-Off at the invitation of her co-worker (black). We were the only whites there. The lady next to my wife starting speaking in tongues and flopping her head around as if she being possessed. My wife fans her with her hands while trying not to laugh. Then in the choir, we see a woman singing a song while air-humping an invisible Jesus behind her. At one point, she disappears beyond the front row balcony divider. We almost lost it at that point. It was like the Holy Ghost was ###### her in the ### from the way she was carrying on. I would totally go back to a black church anytime vs. a white one. Bonus: the pastor came over and hugged us and thanked us for coming. I felt more welcome in that church than any other I have been to.And the entertainment value, coupled with an uplifting message is so worth it.

 

[Oliver Humanzee]

Fetch

Good kitty.

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine."

Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

What am I missing here? Have a few drinks with her.

####He's trying to NOT cheat on his wife, but is afraid that he may trip and his penis may fall into her

Oops, ####?OH, oops. Krista here signed is as OH.

 

[MacArtist]

But, hang in there, CSB. I'd give you a hug if I could.

 

[MacArtist]

K4, any job update?

 

[T Bell]

mini-update. After a meeting this morning with the boss, she said something along the lines of, "oh, I knew it was going to be a sh^t of a day when I got up. I almost texted you this morning and asked whether happy hour would be in your office or mine." Again, this could be nothing. I'm one of two deputies that she has in the DC office. And one of the few subordinants she has that isn't a nincompoop. So she could just be venting. But for some reason, my spidey sense is on alert. But I'm sure it's nothing.

What am I missing here? Have a few drinks with her.

He's trying to NOT cheat on his wife, but is afraid that he may trip and his penis may fall into her

What is he, a homo? Go in there, have a scotch or three and then go tell his wife "See, this is what happens when you whine about me playing poker". Extra points if he hits her car in the driveway.It's time to man up in here.

Yeah, we've actually had a few beers after work in her office before, but that's happened organically. Where we had meetings end, and she's like "i need a drink" or whatever, and we shoot the breeze. Anyway, I'm not really not worried about screwing around. At best, I like the thought of it more than actually doing it. Anyway, I just sent her a note that said "you still interested in happy hour? I may take a run to the store to get beer/wine." She wrote back: "Absolutely! I think drinking may be all I'm good for at this point."Again, this is fairly run-of-the-mill stuff, the only thing that makes this interesting (to me) is the fact that she sort-of terrifies me.

Uptaint?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

First of all, my TPBW to you. Second of all, my wife and I went to an all-black church for a gospel Sing-Off at the invitation of her co-worker (black). We were the only whites there. The lady next to my wife starting speaking in tongues and flopping her head around as if she being possessed. My wife fans her with her hands while trying not to laugh. Then in the choir, we see a woman singing a song while air-humping an invisible Jesus behind her. At one point, she disappears beyond the front row balcony divider. We almost lost it at that point. It was like the Holy Ghost was ###### her in the ### from the way she was carrying on. I would totally go back to a black church anytime vs. a white one. Bonus: the pastor came over and hugged us and thanked us for coming. I felt more welcome in that church than any other I have been to.And the entertainment value, coupled with an uplifting message is so worth it.

There was nothing like that but a lot of Amens and "oh he's preaching now! Preach my brother!"

But, hang in there, CSB. I'd give you a hug if I could.

:hug: I'll be fine. Thanks GB.

 

[T Bell]

Every so often I try to post inside of the mandatory 15-second wait period and I give myself a mini-heart attack when I see the red BOARD MESSAGE screen that I've seen so many times before.

I believe that this means that:

1) I know in my heart of hearts that I'm living on borrowed time; and

2) I'm taking this way too seriously.

:blowsout:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Because of Tanner's stupid BB thread, I wanted to hear the song, you know, without that autotune. As I was typing it into Youtube, Kokomo shows up. A pretty horrible tune no doubt but it brought me back to HS and when the cheerleaders "kidnapped" me. Imagine waking up with a room full of hot cheerleaders around you. It was pretty awesome. My mother was not happy. We then went to one of their houses and got day drunk and, um stuff. That was a pretty good day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Every so often I try to post inside of the mandatory 15-second wait period and I give myself a mini-heart attack when I see the red BOARD MESSAGE screen that I've seen so many times before. I believe that this means that:1) I know in my heart of hearts that I'm living on borrowed time; and2) I'm taking this way too seriously. :blowsout:

Glad I'm not alone.

 

[MacArtist]

First of all, my TPBW to you. Second of all, my wife and I went to an all-black church for a gospel Sing-Off at the invitation of her co-worker (black). We were the only whites there. The lady next to my wife starting speaking in tongues and flopping her head around as if she being possessed. My wife fans her with her hands while trying not to laugh. Then in the choir, we see a woman singing a song while air-humping an invisible Jesus behind her. At one point, she disappears beyond the front row balcony divider. We almost lost it at that point. It was like the Holy Ghost was ###### her in the ### from the way she was carrying on. I would totally go back to a black church anytime vs. a white one. Bonus: the pastor came over and hugged us and thanked us for coming. I felt more welcome in that church than any other I have been to.And the entertainment value, coupled with an uplifting message is so worth it.

There was nothing like that but a lot of Amens and "oh he's preaching now! Preach my brother!"

But, hang in there, CSB. I'd give you a hug if I could.

:hug: I'll be fine. Thanks GB.

From the of sound of things at CosHole, I think I lot of people would want to give your wife a hug as well. Not me. I'm not gonna dirty-up a beautiful thing.

 

[Abraham]

I always thought Kokomo was a good song.

 

[UOFI_316]

Did someone ask you if you minded if they danced with your date?

No, but when I was leaving, one guy gave me a really hard stare. I look pretty pimp in my long coat and tie. Everybody else was very nice though.

I would also like to thank you all for letting me post this #### here. It's just easier for me to open up and I don't at all IRL. One of the gals/GB's at the office asked me what was wrong with me afterwards. She's black as well, we've been friend for 25 years now. She said "I know what you are going through. Our peoples way of putting somebody to rest is very emotionally draining." Man I love her too. Side story. Back when I was a teenager, she was complaining about how she wanted some new landscaping in front of her apartment but the landlord wouldn't do **** and she couldn't afford it. So naturally I went to a nursery and stole a bunch of shrubs for her. She repaid me with buying me a bong. Good times.

Do you still have a vag on your head?? To Marlin

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Jim Tanners Eyess. I don't know you if you have to say. To make your phone put a period at the end but I just I did that so so there I love college basketball I love America I love beer I love souks

 

[T Bell]

Misunderstood Spider is killing me right now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also I had a tooth situation today where crown broke off and I went to the dentist and they basically remove the whole thing and smooth it out not to get some stupid dental surgery or whatever but tonight I was brushing my teeth and it I spent and it came out Alrad and I thought all God the crown is caused massive blood loss from my had and then I realized I had to have a couple of pieces of licorice before bed

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Misunderstood Spider is killing me right now.

That #### is fantastic

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I always thought Kokomo was a good song.

Yacht rock fan?

 

[T Bell]

Misunderstood Spider is killing me right now.

That #### is fantastic

Yes

 

[mr roboto]

Misunderstood Spider is killing me right now.

That's awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do you still have a vag on your head??

To Marlin

I notice it but it's barely noticeable..from what I'm told.

Misunderstood Spider is killing me right now.

That #### is fantastic

Yes

Oh yeah, and how could I forget this, when I was at my GB's, this is the guy whose wife just miscarriaged. He was talking about how depressed she was and he says, and I quote, "I want to tell her, hey let's just take our clothes off and have a naked jump party." I spewed my beer I was laughing so hard. GM<

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Then in the choir, we see a woman singing a song while air-humping an invisible Jesus behind her.

Amen

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Air humping Jesus is up again and I think. I said pretty good band name. ####### Siri

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTFW: We had a rally (an excuse to let the kids out early and let them do stuff like 'chubby bunny' and 'student vs teacher dance-off) at school today.

Unbeknownst to us they had the kids vote on a poll about the teachers. Like those things they do for the yearbook about the seniors..."best smile...best personality...most likely to succeed...etc."

I won Best Eyes.

Lick me...all of you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTFW: We had a rally (an excuse to let the kids out early and let them do stuff like 'chubby bunny' and 'student vs teacher dance-off) at school today.

Unbeknownst to us they had the kids vote on a poll about the teachers. Like those things they do for the yearbook about the seniors..."best smile...best personality...most likely to succeed...etc."

I won Best Eyes.



Lick me...all of you.

LMFAO

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BTFW: We had a rally (an excuse to let the kids out early and let them do stuff like 'chubby bunny' and 'student vs teacher dance-off) at school today.Unbeknownst to us they had the kids vote on a poll about the teachers. Like those things they do for the yearbook about the seniors..."best smile...best personality...most likely to succeed...etc."I won Best Eyes.Lick me...all of you.

Um, we've seen the tree with the pics there, Adonis.

 

[kevzilla]

Voice-Activated Tre is

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When I was at my GB's out of nowhere I get this text from my GB's daughter with "I love you Uncle Bob." She's a senior in HS now. Time goes so fast.

 

[proninja]

I wish I went to a black church now

 

[Guster]

Jim Tanners Eyess. I don't know you if you have to say. To make your phone put a period at the end but I just I did that so so there I love college basketball I love America I love beer I love souks

 

[phishphan]

Voice-Activated Tre is

and yes Tre, you have to say period, question mark, etc. if you want them to be in the text

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish I went to a black church now

lolAnd that pic above, she had no idea what was going on. I guess sometimes the bond with people you love just gets through even though you are miles away. (They live in KC) :tannergayseal:I know you are a man of faith GB. I highly recommend attending a service. It was refreshing. Of course I'm the type of person that just likes "different". Anything different, mix it up, I like it.

 

[proninja]

I wish I went to a black church now

lolAnd that pic above, she had no idea what was going on. I guess sometimes the bond with people you love just gets through even though you are miles away. (They live in KC) :tannergayseal:I know you are a man of faith GB. I highly recommend attending a service. It was refreshing. Of course I'm the type of person that just likes "different". Anything different, mix it up, I like it.

I went to a hispanic church for a year or so when I was a teenager, in spanish and everything. It was awesome. White people are really dreadfully boring when it comes to religion.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Also I had a tooth situation today where crown broke off and I went to the dentist and they basically remove the whole thing and smooth it out not to get some stupid dental surgery or whatever but tonight I was brushing my teeth and it I spent and it came out Alrad and I thought all God the crown is caused massive blood loss from my had and then I realized I had to have a couple of pieces of licorice before bed

I'm digging this schtick.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Then in the choir, we see a woman singing a song while air-humping an invisible Jesus behind her.

Amen

AMEN MAH BRUTHA!!!!!!!!!!FYP

 

[Drifter]

I wish I went to a black church now

lolAnd that pic above, she had no idea what was going on. I guess sometimes the bond with people you love just gets through even though you are miles away. (They live in KC) :tannergayseal:I know you are a man of faith GB. I highly recommend attending a service. It was refreshing. Of course I'm the type of person that just likes "different". Anything different, mix it up, I like it.

I went to a hispanic church for a year or so when I was a teenager, in spanish and everything. It was awesome. White people are really dreadfully boring when it comes to religion.

YOu can thank Martin Luther for that ####.

 

[T Bell]

I wish I went to a black church now

lolAnd that pic above, she had no idea what was going on. I guess sometimes the bond with people you love just gets through even though you are miles away. (They live in KC) :tannergayseal:I know you are a man of faith GB. I highly recommend attending a service. It was refreshing. Of course I'm the type of person that just likes "different". Anything different, mix it up, I like it.

I went to a hispanic church for a year or so when I was a teenager, in spanish and everything. It was awesome. White people are really dreadfully boring when it comes to religion.

YOu can thank Martin Luther for that ####.

Always blaming the black guy!

 

[shuke]

have we made fun of shuke for his Akron pick yet?

Way to pick one game in the tourney right.

you're really gonna talk ish after your big upset pick lost by 46?

How'd Davidson do?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

have we made fun of shuke for his Akron pick yet?

Way to pick one game in the tourney right.

you're really gonna talk ish after your big upset pick lost by 46?

How'd Davidson do?

covered the spread

 

[shuke]

Best reddit link of the day.

 

[Drifter]

3 years late but I just discovered J Roddy Walston and the Business this week. I think I've listened to the album 15 times in the last 4 days.

Hallelujah, Rock & Roll is still alive in 2013 (2010).

 

[Raider Nation]

I use this link from a Chattanooga, TN radio station when I want to listen to FOX Sports Radio online.

The little girl who speaks fluent redneck in that 15 second advertisement (before the FOX stream begins) is kinda tripping me out.

 

[shuke]

Your sins

 

[Britney Spears]

3 years late but I just discovered J Roddy Walston and the Business this week. I think I've listened to the album 15 times in the last 4 days.Hallelujah, Rock & Roll is still alive in 2013 (2010).

Absolutely love both albums I own. Are there more?

 

[shuke]

have we made fun of shuke for his Akron pick yet?

Way to pick one game in the tourney right.

you're really gonna talk ish after your big upset pick lost by 46?

How'd Davidson do?

covered the spread

And that has to do with what?

 

[Britney Spears]

Man I just ####ing hate traveling sometimes. Delay. Delay. Switch gates to other other terminal. Delay because they have to change the tire. Finally board, and some ###hole tries to stuff his bag in one of the small bins and breaks the overhead door, so we have to wait for a "mechanic". This guy finally comes on, doesn't bring any tools. Finally pulls out a bottle/can opener from his pocket to fix it.

Good shtick.

 

[Drifter]

3 years late but I just discovered J Roddy Walston and the Business this week. I think I've listened to the album 15 times in the last 4 days.Hallelujah, Rock & Roll is still alive in 2013 (2010).

Absolutely love both albums I own. Are there more?

Don't know if Hail Mega Boys is considered *official* or not. However, their next tour starts in Lexington on April 24th. Although Shuke is giving me the cold shoulder for his son on the 20th, I think I'm going to try and spend my Cinc weekend then and try and catch this show.

 

[Britney Spears]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

NINKASI!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

have we made fun of shuke for his Akron pick yet?

Way to pick one game in the tourney right.

you're really gonna talk ish after your big upset pick lost by 46?

How'd Davidson do?

covered the spread

And that has to do with what?

The spread is everything

 

[Drifter]

have we made fun of shuke for his Akron pick yet?

Way to pick one game in the tourney right.

you're really gonna talk ish after your big upset pick lost by 46?

How'd Davidson do?

covered the spread

And that has to do with what?

The spread is everything

I would have won a coke zero only if they had won outright.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This has to have been posted before, right?

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