GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I share a birthday with frost? I knew I liked him for some reason

Happy birthday. And happy Veteran's Day, too. Thank you for your service to our country.

Thanks Mex! And happy birthday!

 

[urbanhack]

I find it disturbing that everytime I change my wife's our cat's litter box, he watches me intently. What do you think he's thinking?

Are you on exclusive cat-box duty lately?

It's one of the chores I enjoy.

 

[jplvr]

I took the day off today. Half the day was spent making it easier to kill Bambi this fall/winter. I shouldn't run out of venison this year.

The second half of the day was spent fishing. Fishing for crappie involves light tackle, small reels, and flimsy rods. I can't promise I've never caught a bigger spotted bass, but they are fierce fighters and the 3lb spotted bass I caught today was amazing considering the equipment. I've caught exponentially larger fish in salt water which I wouldn't even compare. It might be one of my coolest fishing experiences ever and it was over in what seemed like a blink of an eye.

Speaking of offshore fishing, apparently I have the green light to move to the coast while maintaining my current job status, gaining more freedom with my current occupational structure. I'd still be required to do things from time to time, but considering normal turn around times, I would be free to be where I wanted to be and work when I wanted to work, when I wanted to work. It seems I'll be moving to the coast as soon as I get my house on the market and sold. Not kidding here. Pretty excited. w00t

 

[Tat]

I took the day off today. Half the day was spent making it easier to kill Bambi this fall/winter. I shouldn't run out of venison this year.The second half of the day was spent fishing. Fishing for crappie involves light tackle, small reels, and flimsy rods. I can't promise I've never caught a bigger spotted bass, but they are fierce fighters and the 3lb spotted bass I caught today was amazing considering the equipment. I've caught exponentially larger fish in salt water which I wouldn't even compare. It might be one of my coolest fishing experiences ever and it was over in what seemed like a blink of an eye.Speaking of offshore fishing, apparently I have the green light to move to the coast while maintaining my current job status, gaining more freedom with my current occupational structure. I'd still be required to do things from time to time, but considering normal turn around times, I would be free to be where I wanted to be and work when I wanted to work, when I wanted to work. It seems I'll be moving to the coast as soon as I get my house on the market and sold. Not kidding here. Pretty excited. w00t

We're going to the game this weekend, literally found out an hour ago. Me and the little man will be in the skybox.

 

[RudiStein]

I find it disturbing that everytime I change my wife's our cat's litter box, he watches me intently. What do you think he's thinking?

"Could you add this to your outgoing mail?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I share a birthday with frost? I knew I liked him for some reason

Happy birthday. And happy Veteran's Day, too. Thank you for your service to our country.

Thanks Mex! And happy birthday!

Thanks guysTiger> thanks but I can't

 

[jplvr]

We're going to the game this weekend, literally found out an hour ago. Me and the little man will be in the skybox.

Nice. Way to ditch your friends for your family. SCREW YOU ADOBE!!!!!!! F'n updates.HB :mex:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Have you lost weight?

 

[jplvr]

Have you lost weight?

Who, me? I lose it all the time, but it always finds its way back home.

 

[Nigel]

hey GM - has anyone pointed out that you kind of look like this guy?

 

[bostonfred]

hey GM - has anyone pointed out that you kind of look like this guy?

 

[the rover]

I never get tired of the "Deal With It" meme.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

A kid got stabbed on the bus going to Future Mrs. Bronkowitz's school this morning. She's a social worker and will be counseling kids all day.

Text received from her

"ugh I will be ready for a drink..might have to happy hour with work people after a day like today and then meet you when you get out"

I get stressed out at my job but cannot imagine the kind of stress she goes through on a daily basis. GB her.

 

[the rover]

A kid got stabbed on the bus going to Future Mrs. Bronkowitz's school this morning. She's a social worker and will be counseling kids all day.Text received from her"ugh I will be ready for a drink..might have to happy hour with work people after a day like today and then meet you when you get out"I get stressed out at my job but cannot imagine the kind of stress she goes through on a daily basis. GB her.

How many times? What was the stabbing implement? Motive? Let's not jump to the conclusion that this is the worst thing ever.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A kid got stabbed on the bus going to Future Mrs. Bronkowitz's school this morning. She's a social worker and will be counseling kids all day.Text received from her"ugh I will be ready for a drink..might have to happy hour with work people after a day like today and then meet you when you get out"I get stressed out at my job but cannot imagine the kind of stress she goes through on a daily basis. GB her.

Dang, that sucks GB.Better break off the engagement.

 

[RudiStein]

A kid got stabbed on the bus going to Future Mrs. Bronkowitz's school this morning. She's a social worker and will be counseling kids all day.

Text received from her

"ugh I will be ready for a drink..might have to happy hour with work people after a day like today and then meet you when you get out"

I get stressed out at my job but cannot imagine the kind of stress she goes through on a daily basis. GB her.

Now THAT is a rough gig. Takes a special kind of person to go into social work/counseling.

 

[Podcast]

I never get tired of the "Deal With It" meme.

Antoine Dodson is a constant source of laughter for me.

 

[kevzilla]

A kid got stabbed on the bus going to Future Mrs. Bronkowitz's school this morning. She's a social worker and will be counseling kids all day.

Text received from her

"ugh I will be ready for a drink..might have to happy hour with work people after a day like today and then meet you when you get out"

I get stressed out at my job but cannot imagine the kind of stress she goes through on a daily basis. GB her.

Now THAT is a rough gig. Takes a special kind of person to go into social work/counseling.

She's marrying our GB Samuel, we already know she is made of sterner stuff.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

How many times? What was the stabbing implement? Motive? Let's not jump to the conclusion that this is the worst thing ever.

Stabbed 3 times, twice in the leg and once in the torso. Sounds like he'll be ok. He was jumped by 3 other kids, 2 of which they think don't even go to that school

Better break off the engagement.

This is my out? Hmmm

Now THAT is a rough gig. Takes a special kind of person to go into social work/counseling.

She has the uncanny knack of being able to "turn it off" when she gets home. I dont know how she does it

 

[Disco Stu]

Speaking of offshore fishing, apparently I have the green light to move to the coast while maintaining my current job status, gaining more freedom with my current occupational structure. I'd still be required to do things from time to time, but considering normal turn around times, I would be free to be where I wanted to be and work when I wanted to work, when I wanted to work. It seems I'll be moving to the coast as soon as I get my house on the market and sold. Not kidding here. Pretty excited. w00t

Sounds great. Congrats!

 

[eoMMan]

I never get tired of the "Deal With It" meme.

Antoine Dodson is a constant source of laughter for me.

He deserves to be a multi-millionaire, imo.

 

[eoMMan]

Probably going to see Due Date tonight.....anyone see it yet? Good? Bad?

 

[E-Z Glider]

The second half of the day was spent fishing. Fishing for crappie involves light tackle, small reels, and flimsy rods. I can't promise I've never caught a bigger spotted bass, but they are fierce fighters and the 3lb spotted bass I caught today was amazing considering the equipment. I've caught exponentially larger fish in salt water which I wouldn't even compare. It might be one of my coolest fishing experiences ever and it was over in what seemed like a blink of an eye.

I love catching a big fish on a small rod (figuratively and metaphorically). Nothing fights like a bass.

Speaking of offshore fishing, apparently I have the green light to move to the coast while maintaining my current job status, gaining more freedom with my current occupational structure. I'd still be required to do things from time to time, but considering normal turn around times, I would be free to be where I wanted to be and work when I wanted to work, when I wanted to work. It seems I'll be moving to the coast as soon as I get my house on the market and sold. Not kidding here. Pretty excited. w00t

:jealous:

 

[wadegarrett]

Praying no one walks in my office. The gas coming out of my body is so bad right now.

 

[Flash]

It's my birthday today.

Happy birthday Wait...

Enemies List:

Boom King

Oh Yes

Carl's Jr.

That waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings that one time

The Yankees

Wisconsin

Dogfish

:finger:

I just noticed this myself.

 

[eoMMan]

The second half of the day was spent fishing. Fishing for crappie involves light tackle, small reels, and flimsy rods. I can't promise I've never caught a bigger spotted bass, but they are fierce fighters and the 3lb spotted bass I caught today was amazing considering the equipment. I've caught exponentially larger fish in salt water which I wouldn't even compare. It might be one of my coolest fishing experiences ever and it was over in what seemed like a blink of an eye.

I love catching a big fish on a small rod (figuratively and metaphorically). Nothing fights like a bass.

Speaking of offshore fishing, apparently I have the green light to move to the coast while maintaining my current job status, gaining more freedom with my current occupational structure. I'd still be required to do things from time to time, but considering normal turn around times, I would be free to be where I wanted to be and work when I wanted to work, when I wanted to work. It seems I'll be moving to the coast as soon as I get my house on the market and sold. Not kidding here. Pretty excited. w00t

:jealous:

I remember days of my youth using super tiny hooks and almost any kind of bait from little bread balls to worms to catch sunnies under a bobber. Good times.

 

[Flash]

A kid got stabbed on the bus going to Future Mrs. Bronkowitz's school this morning. She's a social worker and will be counseling kids all day.Text received from her"ugh I will be ready for a drink..might have to happy hour with work people after a day like today and then meet you when you get out"I get stressed out at my job but cannot imagine the kind of stress she goes through on a daily basis. GB her.

How many times? What was the stabbing implement? Motive? Let's not jump to the conclusion that this is the worst thing ever.

3 times, two in the leg and one in his side.no motive know yet, but he was jumped on the school bus this morning by 3 kids, who are reportedly not even students.Rough neighborhood there.....

 

[Flash]

How many times? What was the stabbing implement? Motive? Let's not jump to the conclusion that this is the worst thing ever.

Stabbed 3 times, twice in the leg and once in the torso. Sounds like he'll be ok. He was jumped by 3 other kids, 2 of which they think don't even go to that school

Better break off the engagement.

This is my out? Hmmm

Now THAT is a rough gig. Takes a special kind of person to go into social work/counseling.

She has the uncanny knack of being able to "turn it off" when she gets home. I dont know how she does it

oooooops, jumped the gun there SLB.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Speaking of offshore fishing, apparently I have the green light to move to the coast while maintaining my current job status, gaining more freedom with my current occupational structure. I'd still be required to do things from time to time, but considering normal turn around times, I would be free to be where I wanted to be and work when I wanted to work, when I wanted to work. It seems I'll be moving to the coast as soon as I get my house on the market and sold. Not kidding here. Pretty excited. w00t

When's the first cornhole?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Speaking of offshore fishing, apparently I have the green light to move to the coast while maintaining my current job status, gaining more freedom with my current occupational structure. I'd still be required to do things from time to time, but considering normal turn around times, I would be free to be where I wanted to be and work when I wanted to work, when I wanted to work. It seems I'll be moving to the coast as soon as I get my house on the market and sold. Not kidding here. Pretty excited. w00t

Sounds great. Congrats!

Congrats Jeep.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My hornets are 4-0

5-0

6-0all 6 wins vs. playoff teams last year

8-0 & last undefeated team

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last night at the bar the owner, who has been hanging around our group for the last 5-6 years, asks me how old I am. I reply what a strange question, how old do you think I am? He answers 48, I and he says 51?

 

[Nigel]

Last night at the bar the owner, who has been hanging around our group for the last 5-6 years, asks me how old I am. I reply what a strange question, how old do you think I am? He answers 48, I and he says 51?

How old are you Bobby?

 

[RudiStein]

Last night at the bar the owner, who has been hanging around our group for the last 5-6 years, asks me how old I am. I reply what a strange question, how old do you think I am? He answers 48, I and he says 51?

Oof. How old is the owner of the bar?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last night at the bar the owner, who has been hanging around our group for the last 5-6 years, asks me how old I am. I reply what a strange question, how old do you think I am? He answers 48, I and he says 51?

How old are you Bobby?

I'll be 40 in March.

Last night at the bar the owner, who has been hanging around our group for the last 5-6 years, asks me how old I am. I reply what a strange question, how old do you think I am? He answers 48, I and he says 51?

Oof. How old is the owner of the bar?

56

 

[RudiStein]

Last night at the bar the owner, who has been hanging around our group for the last 5-6 years, asks me how old I am. I reply what a strange question, how old do you think I am? He answers 48, I and he says 51?

How old are you Bobby?

I'll be 40 in March.

Last night at the bar the owner, who has been hanging around our group for the last 5-6 years, asks me how old I am. I reply what a strange question, how old do you think I am? He answers 48, I and he says 51?

Oof. How old is the owner of the bar?

56

Should have punched him in the colostomy bag. THAT is old.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Love, exciting and new...

He was pretty drunk on rum. His wife is in a bad way fighting cancer. Don't you feel bad now?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Should have punched him in the colostomy bag. THAT is old.

A lot of my friends are in their early 50's, I hope that is what influenced his guess. I've abused my body, sure, but 51?!

 

[RudiStein]

Should have punched him in the colostomy bag. THAT is old.

A lot of my friends are in their early 50's, I hope that is what influenced his guess. I've abused my body, sure, but 51?!

Maybe you just come off as mature for your age.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Should have punched him in the colostomy bag. THAT is old.

A lot of my friends are in their early 50's, I hope that is what influenced his guess. I've abused my body, sure, but 51?!

Maybe you just come off as mature for your age.

:finger:

 

[General Malaise]

My hornets are 4-0

5-0

6-0all 6 wins vs. playoff teams last year

8-0 & last undefeated team

Monty Williams' part-time nanny just left our office. I told her if she could convince Monty to invest with us, I'd share my commission with her 50/50.Not shtick.Go Hornets!

 

[Tiger Fan]

My hornets are 4-0

5-0

6-0all 6 wins vs. playoff teams last year

8-0 & last undefeated team

Monty Williams' part-time nanny just left our office. I told her if she could convince Monty to invest with us, I'd share my commission with her 50/50.Not shtick.Go Hornets!

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

I have a strained left groin muscle. It started hurting this morning when I got out of the shower. I played golf a week ago but haven't done anything that didn't require a couch since then. Any ideas?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got home from work and there's a letter from the IRS waiting for me.

oursareallystiffdrink:

 

[RudiStein]

I just got home from work and there's a letter from the IRS waiting for me.oursareallystiffdrink:

Depression thread down, Capone?

 

[the rover]

I just found a leftover colored golf ball from a recent mini-golf outing. Walking on the course with real putter + leftover ball w/o paying and playing a round...poor form?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks like it might be time to delete all posts where I quote SLoB.

I just got home from work and there's a letter from the IRS waiting for me.oursareallystiffdrink:

Depression thread down, Capone?

Thank you for providing us with the additional information about the issue we recently wrote to you about. We are please to tell you that, with your help, we were able to clear up the differences between your records and you payers records

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just found a leftover colored golf ball from a recent mini-golf outing. Walking on the course with real putter + leftover ball w/o paying and playing a round...poor form?

Pretty sure that isn't politically correct.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh cool, I also got my real estate tax bill.

 

[FatMax]

I got a jury summons yesterday. Yay me!