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Mrs. SLB is going out with her boy friend Gadzooks the Ram's defensive line girlfriends tonight. My phone will be fully charged. You have all been warned.

 
'MacArtist said:
And my wife LITERALLY threw up thrice from the smell. All in the parking lot of the clinic.
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my wife does this, toodid not know that until the firstborn projectile vomited on her one late night. not good times.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'mr. furley said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'mr. furley said:
'Josie Maran said:
What's a Nueske?
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familiarize yourself with the bacon. then we can talk ham and landjaeger.
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Big fan. Get mine here.
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might i suggest Held's?best jerky i have ever had
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G&W has some awesome stuff but I'm willing to try this. German style?
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given that it's in Wisconsin, i'll say probably. not sure, though. i do know it has been open more than 100 years. that says a lot.
 
Neighbor is serenading his wife. He's playing guitar (amped; he and his son do this a lot when it's nice outside) and not singing, but he's looking at her while he plays and it's obvious she's getting lubed up by the smile on her face. So much so that I felt like a perv and came back inside. I guess some would think it's sappy, but I think it's really sweet.

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
Neighbor is serenading his wife. He's playing guitar (amped; he and his son do this a lot when it's nice outside) and not singing, but he's looking at her while he plays and it's obvious she's getting lubed up by the smile on her face. So much so that I felt like a perv and came back inside. I guess some would think it's sappy, but I think it's really sweet.
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Hold up a lighter and shoutout for Freebird
 
'Tremendous Upside said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Neighbor is serenading his wife. He's playing guitar (amped; he and his son do this a lot when it's nice outside) and not singing, but he's looking at her while he plays and it's obvious she's getting lubed up by the smile on her face. So much so that I felt like a perv and came back inside. I guess some would think it's sappy, but I think it's really sweet.
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Hold up a lighter and shoutout for Freebird
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:D I actually thought about shouting "play 'Smoke On The Water'" til I saw what was happening.
 
'urbanhack said:
'Good said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Frostillicus said:
'proninja said:
I thought mike carp was black until he made the show.
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Lew Ford for me. Lew.
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Shane RobinsonFreddie Freeman

Slade Heathcott

Will Rhymes

Mitchell Boggs

All white
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Khalil Greene always blew my mind.
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Drew Stubbs
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A bit obscure, but when I first found out that Bobby Caldwell is white, I was floored.Coolidge, Thorpe and the rest of the Carver High basketball team partied to this jam one night! I'll bet they didn't know either.

 
Ok, booked for Nicaragua May 15-22. Staying in the other krista/Oliver estate this time, which I think is more "Western" but not in as interesting a location. Correct me if I'm wrong, krista - Paloma is on a corner and fronts a busy street; During my quick visit, I couldn't get a vibe for Camila's location in relation to other places.

One thing I AM doing is having Julio's family over for dinner and also Carmen's folks. I know Carmen & Julio's mom are ace cooks, so I'm gonna turn 'em loose in that wonderful kitchen K4/Oliver built.

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
Neighbor is serenading his wife. He's playing guitar (amped; he and his son do this a lot when it's nice outside) and not singing, but he's looking at her while he plays and it's obvious she's getting lubed up by the smile on her face. So much so that I felt like a perv and came back inside. I guess some would think it's sappy, but I think it's really sweet.
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Stu would have banged her before the song was over.
 
'Uruk-Hai said:
Neighbor is serenading his wife. He's playing guitar (amped; he and his son do this a lot when it's nice outside) and not singing, but he's looking at her while he plays and it's obvious she's getting lubed up by the smile on her face. So much so that I felt like a perv and came back inside. I guess some would think it's sappy, but I think it's really sweet.
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And you're not adding the words?
 
'Uruk-Hai said:
Ok, booked for Nicaragua May 15-22. Staying in the other krista/Oliver estate this time, which I think is more "Western" but not in as interesting a location. Correct me if I'm wrong, krista - Paloma is on a corner and fronts a busy street; During my quick visit, I couldn't get a vibe for Camila's location in relation to other places.One thing I AM doing is having Julio's family over for dinner and also Carmen's folks. I know Carmen & Julio's mom are ace cooks, so I'm gonna turn 'em loose in that wonderful kitchen K4/Oliver built.
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Neither more Western nor in a less interesting location IMO. Location is probably more interesting (i.e., crazy and loud) with La Frontera across the street, the best fritanga around the corner, etc. More authentic Nica neighborhood; Paloma is considered in the "best" neighborhood instead. Can't imagine an open-air house with a pool in the middle would seem more Western either.Sooooo cool that you're having those guys over for dinner. Very fun! Julio's dad made the stove in Camila so make sure to mention how awesome it is.
 
'kevzilla said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Mrs. SLB is going out with her boy friend Gadzooks the Ram's defensive line girlfriends tonight. My phone will be fully charged. You have all been warned.
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Just PM'ed you my cell #
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:lmao: :thumbup:
'General Malaise said:
'Raider Nation said:
Bills ink Kevin Kolb. Get 'em next year, Rud.
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Jesus... :lmao: Would rather have him than Tony Romo.

Also, did we discuss the Buddy Nix/Mark Dominick phone call? How is this guy a GM of an NFL team? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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That's so awesome. LMFAO
 
'T Bell said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Neighbor is serenading his wife. He's playing guitar (amped; he and his son do this a lot when it's nice outside) and not singing, but he's looking at her while he plays and it's obvious she's getting lubed up by the smile on her face. So much so that I felt like a perv and came back inside. I guess some would think it's sappy, but I think it's really sweet.
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And you're not adding the words?
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Is you isOr is you ain't My baby?
 
'Captain Quinoa said:
'T Bell said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Neighbor is serenading his wife. He's playing guitar (amped; he and his son do this a lot when it's nice outside) and not singing, but he's looking at her while he plays and it's obvious she's getting lubed up by the smile on her face. So much so that I felt like a perv and came back inside. I guess some would think it's sappy, but I think it's really sweet.
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And you're not adding the words?
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Is you isOr is you ain't

My baby?
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I was thinking more along these lines.
 
'Uruk-Hai said:
Ok, booked for Nicaragua May 15-22. Staying in the other krista/Oliver estate this time, which I think is more "Western" but not in as interesting a location. Correct me if I'm wrong, krista - Paloma is on a corner and fronts a busy street; During my quick visit, I couldn't get a vibe for Camila's location in relation to other places.One thing I AM doing is having Julio's family over for dinner and also Carmen's folks. I know Carmen & Julio's mom are ace cooks, so I'm gonna turn 'em loose in that wonderful kitchen K4/Oliver built.
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"I'd like to invite you and your family over for dinner......but tell your wife/mom they have to cook" :thumbup:
 
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'Tiger Fan said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Ok, booked for Nicaragua May 15-22. Staying in the other krista/Oliver estate this time, which I think is more "Western" but not in as interesting a location. Correct me if I'm wrong, krista - Paloma is on a corner and fronts a busy street; During my quick visit, I couldn't get a vibe for Camila's location in relation to other places.One thing I AM doing is having Julio's family over for dinner and also Carmen's folks. I know Carmen & Julio's mom are ace cooks, so I'm gonna turn 'em loose in that wonderful kitchen K4/Oliver built.
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"I'd like to invite you and your family over for dinner......but tell your wife/mom they have to cook" :thumbup:
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:lmao:
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Tiger Fan said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Ok, booked for Nicaragua May 15-22. Staying in the other krista/Oliver estate this time, which I think is more "Western" but not in as interesting a location. Correct me if I'm wrong, krista - Paloma is on a corner and fronts a busy street; During my quick visit, I couldn't get a vibe for Camila's location in relation to other places.One thing I AM doing is having Julio's family over for dinner and also Carmen's folks. I know Carmen & Julio's mom are ace cooks, so I'm gonna turn 'em loose in that wonderful kitchen K4/Oliver built.
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"I'd like to invite you and your family over for dinner......but tell your wife/mom they have to cook" :thumbup:
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:lmao:
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I kind of wondered about that, but I figured since they'd be eating better than they would otherwise, it was OK... Still thought it was a little weird, though. Hopefully won't be having Carmen clean up afterwards, too.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Tiger Fan said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Ok, booked for Nicaragua May 15-22. Staying in the other krista/Oliver estate this time, which I think is more "Western" but not in as interesting a location. Correct me if I'm wrong, krista - Paloma is on a corner and fronts a busy street; During my quick visit, I couldn't get a vibe for Camila's location in relation to other places.One thing I AM doing is having Julio's family over for dinner and also Carmen's folks. I know Carmen & Julio's mom are ace cooks, so I'm gonna turn 'em loose in that wonderful kitchen K4/Oliver built.
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"I'd like to invite you and your family over for dinner......but tell your wife/mom they have to cook" :thumbup:
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:lmao:
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But don't worry about the dishes, you can get them when you clean the house tomorrow.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
I need to start inviting people over for dinner and then turning them loose on my kitchen. :moneybag:
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Not exactly the same thing, but Frank Orrall of Poi Dog Pondering fame actually hires himself out to come to your house, cook you dinner and play songs My link

A high school friend had someone in their neighborhood hire him and said it was great.

 
My friend from Dallas got engaged last night prompting someone to post on his Facebook:

"Congrats. You and Jerry both spent a ton of money tonight, but at least you got a ring".

 
'Limp Ditka said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
I need to start inviting people over for dinner and then turning them loose on my kitchen. :moneybag:
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Not exactly the same thing, but Frank Orrall of Poi Dog Pondering fame actually hires himself out to come to your house, cook you dinner and play songs My link

A high school friend had someone in their neighborhood hire him and said it was great.
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:thumbup: About a year or so ago, a good buddy of mine in Cincinnati wrote to these guys and asked if they would be willing to play in his basement one night. They were all about it. Really cool pictures and stories from the event.

 
'YSR said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
I need to start inviting people over for dinner and then turning them loose on my kitchen. :moneybag:
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Not exactly the same thing, but Frank Orrall of Poi Dog Pondering fame actually hires himself out to come to your house, cook you dinner and play songs My link

A high school friend had someone in their neighborhood hire him and said it was great.
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:thumbup: About a year or so ago, a good buddy of mine in Cincinnati wrote to these guys and asked if they would be willing to play in his basement one night. They were all about it. Really cool pictures and stories from the event.
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Two friends of mine are in this band. :unsure:
 
'krista4 said:
'YSR said:
'Limp Ditka said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
I need to start inviting people over for dinner and then turning them loose on my kitchen. :moneybag:
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Not exactly the same thing, but Frank Orrall of Poi Dog Pondering fame actually hires himself out to come to your house, cook you dinner and play songs My link

A high school friend had someone in their neighborhood hire him and said it was great.
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:thumbup: About a year or so ago, a good buddy of mine in Cincinnati wrote to these guys and asked if they would be willing to play in his basement one night. They were all about it. Really cool pictures and stories from the event.
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Two friends of mine are in this band. :unsure:
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:unsure:
 
At the beer bust for my bro's softball team today I won a pair of filet mignons, three pounds of bacon, a hat, and a 1.75 of Windsor. It was a good night.

 
No. I'm so mad I could spit balls. It has to do with my wife's non-biological daughter that she helped raise. Not hers biologically but she raised her until the age of 18. This kid was was born with a lack of empathy. She scares me. Even my wife will not keep a gun loaded around her. Wife raised the hypothetical should her biological mother pass. Kid is. 20. I said no way.

 
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