GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[mr. furley]

Also, Mrs. SLB thinks I'm cheating on her. So I got that going for me.

Well, are you?

Wasn't sure myself.

i tried to "like" this but have met my quota of 0 for the day

 

[Crazy Canuck]

The family's on spring break and will be gone until Tuesday. While I'm loving the quiet reading, video game, and masturbation time, I'm going to be lost come dinner.

I am in my 40s now. It's not as easy as it used to be...

 

[mr. furley]

my reaction when i realized we could embed gifs now

http://i.imgur.com/hXWpHof.gif

eta: annnnnnnnnnnnd i can't figure out how to do it

 

[Tiger Fan]

I've got a bunch of mini sweet peppers and am looking for low cal but tasty recipes. There are literally thousands online. Anyone got any favorites?

 

[Tiger Fan]

my reaction when i realized we could embed gifs now

http://i.imgur.com/hXWpHof.gif

eta: annnnnnnnnnnnd i can't figure out how to do it

they turned it off

 

[Tecumseh]

No. I'm so mad I could spit balls. It has to do with my wife's non-biological daughter that she helped raise. Not hers biologically but she raised her until the age of 18. This kid was was born with a lack of empathy. She scares me. Even my wife will not keep a gun loaded around her. Wife raised the hypothetical should her biological mother pass. Kid is. 20. I said no way. She is 20!!!!

Hook up 20yr old and your brother. Either she calms him down, or he straightens her out. Win-win.

 

[Tecumseh]

These huge avatars are disturbing, especially CQ's.

Yours is pretty great.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, Mrs. SLB thinks I'm cheating on her. So I got that going for me.

Well, are you?

Wasn't sure myself.

Not that I'm aware of....

Like I posted last night, she was out with her girlfriends and came home in the mood for raunchy love. Problem is I pitched a 2-0 shut out for the secong time this week....she then claimed to have been able to smell "a woman" on me. I of course told her she was crazy and if I was banging some hot broad I would tell her since she's my best friend and all. She wasn't amused by that. So she then asked me how much whisky I drank last night and I was very truthful and told her not a drop. I left out that I was drinking vodka.....

So I have a new term, Vodka ****. You can still get hard as a rock for a good length of time but can't finish.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Spell check isn't picking up huh? Groovy. GM

 

[Osaurus]

Has anyone here ever seen Solarbabies?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Has anyone here ever seen Solarbabies?

I made fart babies this morning.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm converting Albert Oaks into a 30 day health/lifestyle retreat. I've partnered with Paul Jaminet and the program will be based on his book The Perfect Health Diet. He will oversee the program and do monthly visits and weekly Skype conferences with the guests.

I made this post in the Paleo thread here, but wanted to point it out to the gmtanners. If any of you have the wherewithall to take 30 days off in the coming weeks, I a looking for a couple of guinea pigs, lab rats, people to come stay for 30 days and follow the program as my guest, as I develop the in-house program. Bringing a spouse would be okay. PM me if you are interested.

How long is this offer going to be open? I know someone who is quitting her job and could stand some health.

Send me an email. This is something I would very much like to have you a part of.

We are also going to have an "Executive Plan" where its a 7 Day in-house stay with 3 follow-up weekend stays. That might work very well with your Houston contract and makes the program much more accessible to potential guests within a couple hundred miles (Dallas/Houston).

And its not a "weight loss" thing. Its an ancestral health program that will happen to take off pounds if that's what your body needs. Diabetes, hypertension, immune or systemic problems, and many other ailments have dramatically improved with this plan. The plan helps you reset to a healthier state.

 

[Britney Spears]

Why are Canadians so sensitive?

They're like the little brother that does everything right but isn't as loved as the older son that's been in and out of rehab.

This really makes a ton of sense.

 

[Raider Nation]

GB DVRs... what a night of TV.

-Game of Thrones

-The Walking Dead

-First MLB game of the year

-Bar Rescue

-Shameless

-Californication

-House of Lies

It's gonna be even worse when Mad Men ruturns next Sunday with a 2-hour premiere.

 

[General Malaise]

Whoa, what the hell happened in here. Things look....different.

Cos, where does beer and weed fit into all of this?

 

[General Malaise]

Spell check isn't picking up huh? Groovy. GM

Yikes. Ever since I switched to Chrome, 80% of my spelling errors have been shtick 100% of the time. I'm in a lot of trouble now.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Can we get the default back to leaving a space between quoted text and the new text? I hate having to do it myself.

 

[krista4]

Can we get the default back to leaving a space between quoted text and the new text? I hate having to do it myself.

 

[Abraham]

Tiger - WWf is only a game if both people are participating.

 

[glumpy]

Also, Mrs. SLB thinks I'm cheating on her. So I got that going for me.

Well, are you?

Wasn't sure myself.

Not that I'm aware of....

Like I posted last night, she was out with her girlfriends and came home in the mood for raunchy love. Problem is I pitched a 2-0 shut out for the secong time this week....she then claimed to have been able to smell "a woman" on me. I of course told her she was crazy and if I was banging some hot broad I would tell her since she's my best friend and all. She wasn't amused by that. So she then asked me how much whisky I drank last night and I was very truthful and told her not a drop. I left out that I was drinking vodka.....

So I have a new term, Vodka ****. You can still get hard as a rock for a good length of time but can't finish.

Once you get some experience on you (read: "age") finishing isn't always an issue...Long as she does!

 

[glumpy]

I'm converting Albert Oaks into a 30 day health/lifestyle retreat. I've partnered with Paul Jaminet and the program will be based on his book The Perfect Health Diet. He will oversee the program and do monthly visits and weekly Skype conferences with the guests.

I made this post in the Paleo thread here, but wanted to point it out to the gmtanners. If any of you have the wherewithall to take 30 days off in the coming weeks, I a looking for a couple of guinea pigs, lab rats, people to come stay for 30 days and follow the program as my guest, as I develop the in-house program. Bringing a spouse would be okay. PM me if you are interested.

How long is this offer going to be open? I know someone who is quitting her job and could stand some health.

>

So why do I not go to the last read post now when I did before? WTH?

Works for me

Me too. Also, I figured out the multi-quote, so all is well.

I've never known how--maybe never paid attention to it. How's that work?

 

[T Bell]

Also, Mrs. SLB thinks I'm cheating on her. So I got that going for me.

Well, are you?

Wasn't sure myself.

Not that I'm aware of....

Like I posted last night, she was out with her girlfriends and came home in the mood for raunchy love. Problem is I pitched a 2-0 shut out for the secong time this week....she then claimed to have been able to smell "a woman" on me. I of course told her she was crazy and if I was banging some hot broad I would tell her since she's my best friend and all. She wasn't amused by that. So she then asked me how much whisky I drank last night and I was very truthful and told her not a drop. I left out that I was drinking vodka.....

So I have a new term, Vodka ****. You can still get hard as a rock for a good length of time but can't finish.

You don't get credit for a shutout unless you go all nine, GB. Who do you have in the bullpen to handle your saves?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, Mrs. SLB thinks I'm cheating on her. So I got that going for me.

Well, are you?

Wasn't sure myself.

Not that I'm aware of....

Like I posted last night, she was out with her girlfriends and came home in the mood for raunchy love. Problem is I pitched a 2-0 shut out for the secong time this week....she then claimed to have been able to smell "a woman" on me. I of course told her she was crazy and if I was banging some hot broad I would tell her since she's my best friend and all. She wasn't amused by that. So she then asked me how much whisky I drank last night and I was very truthful and told her not a drop. I left out that I was drinking vodka.....

So I have a new term, Vodka ****. You can still get hard as a rock for a good length of time but can't finish.

You don't get credit for a shutout unless you go all nine, GB. Who do you have in the bullpen to handle your saves?

Also, Mrs. SLB thinks I'm cheating on her. So I got that going for me.

Well, are you?

Wasn't sure myself.

Not that I'm aware of....

Like I posted last night, she was out with her girlfriends and came home in the mood for raunchy love. Problem is I pitched a 2-0 shut out for the secong time this week....she then claimed to have been able to smell "a woman" on me. I of course told her she was crazy and if I was banging some hot broad I would tell her since she's my best friend and all. She wasn't amused by that. So she then asked me how much whisky I drank last night and I was very truthful and told her not a drop. I left out that I was drinking vodka.....

So I have a new term, Vodka ****. You can still get hard as a rock for a good length of time but can't finish.

Once you get some experience on you (read: "age") finishing isn't always an issue...Long as she does!

That's what I'm saying, she finished twice thus her suspicion I was banging earlier. She was really trying too. Girls are neat.

 

[EYLive]

I don't like the new forums.

2/10 Would not bang.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

my reaction when i realized we could embed gifs now

http://i.imgur.com/hXWpHof.gif

eta: annnnnnnnnnnnd i can't figure out how to do it

they turned it off

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Why are Canadians so sensitive?

They're like the little brother that does everything right but isn't as loved as the older son that's been in and out of rehab.

This really makes a ton of sense.

Alright, look: I'm sick of the belittling psych evals.

Judging from the responses to Tre's little analogy, and other fleeting comments, I get that some of you think I'm trying to slobber your collective wangs in the pathetic hope that I might make your varsity squad, mason's club -oh pick the metaphor. You're wrong. I just try to be nice because I like to be a nice guy (they do call me "sunshine"), and I'm overly/oddly nice sometimes because I can be socially awkward. Cocktail parties have always made me nervous. Dinner parties are even worse. I hate large meetings. I'm the type of functioning introvert who's always been more comfortable sitting at the end of the bar with one or two pals, telling stories until we can't see straight. ,

So do me a favor, Tre, Mr. Spears, and unnamed others: save the armchair psychology for chat.

Right. Now to wrap this up on a funny note. I had something for this, I swear. Hey Tinker Bell, you got a Rodney King gif for me? You know, something with him blubbering "can't we all get along!?"

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Why are Canadians so sensitive?

They're like the little brother that does everything right but isn't as loved as the older son that's been in and out of rehab.

This really makes a ton of sense.

Alright, look: I'm sick of the belittling psych evals.

Judging from the responses to Tre's little analogy, and other fleeting comments, I get that some of you think I'm trying to slobber your collective wangs in the pathetic hope that I might make your varsity squad, mason's club -oh pick the metaphor. You're wrong. I just try to be nice because I like to be a nice guy (they do call me "sunshine"), and I'm overly/oddly nice sometimes because I can be socially awkward. Cocktail parties have always made me nervous. Dinner parties are even worse. I hate large meetings. I'm the type of functioning introvert who's always been more comfortable sitting at the end of the bar with one or two pals, telling stories until we can't see straight. ,

So do me a favor, Tre, Mr. Spears, and unnamed others: save the armchair psychology for chat.

Right. Now to wrap this up on a funny note. I had something for this, I swear. Hey Tinker Bell, you got a Rodney King gif for me? You know, something with him blubbering "can't we all get along!?"

Classic Canuck response

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hey baseball s : please help me!!!!

5x5 h2h, start 5 SP 4RPMy opponent is starting Phelps and Iwakuma in the RP slots, giving him 3 extra starts for the week. His other 2 RPs are Reed and Rivera.I've got 4 closers (Frieri, Putz, Perez, Boggs) and 2 SP who I can plug into RP slots (Maurer & Medlen). Right now, Im thinking I do the following:SP - Hudson, Cain, burnett, Grienke, MedlenRP - Frieri, Putz, Boggs, MaurerThis puts me at 9 starts and 3 closers vs my opponent:SP - Peavy, Vogelson, CJWilson, Felix H, HamelsRP - Reed, Rivera, Phelps, Iwakumathoughts? No innings limits

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I don't like the new forums.

2/10 Would not bang.

It's taking some getting used to. Did people hate the switch over from Ole' Yeller too?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Why are Canadians so sensitive?

They're like the little brother that does everything right but isn't as loved as the older son that's been in and out of rehab.

This really makes a ton of sense.

Alright, look: I'm sick of the belittling psych evals.

Judging from the responses to Tre's little analogy, and other fleeting comments, I get that some of you think I'm trying to slobber your collective wangs in the pathetic hope that I might make your varsity squad, mason's club -oh pick the metaphor. You're wrong. I just try to be nice because I like to be a nice guy (they do call me "sunshine"), and I'm overly/oddly nice sometimes because I can be socially awkward. Cocktail parties have always made me nervous. Dinner parties are even worse. I hate large meetings. I'm the type of functioning introvert who's always been more comfortable sitting at the end of the bar with one or two pals, telling stories until we can't see straight. ,

So do me a favor, Tre, Mr. Spears, and unnamed others: save the armchair psychology for chat.

Right. Now to wrap this up on a funny note. I had something for this, I swear. Hey Tinker Bell, you got a Rodney King gif for me? You know, something with him blubbering "can't we all get along!?"

Classic Canuck response

That's it, pal. You just made the list.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I don't like the new forums.

2/10 Would not bang.

It's taking some getting used to. Did people hate the switch over from Ole' Yeller too?

The colors are just killing my eyes, S

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Last night I stayed up with the wife and her teenage cousins watching most of seasons 1 and 2 of The Walking Dead.

Truck, you ain't missing much. The acting is awful, the writing isn't much better, and they use the zombies as an metaphorical agent of despair/foil of hope & God, which gets discussed over and over in really god awful dialogue between actors with the stage presence of a grapefruit. It's got some griping action moments, but that's it.

HOWEVER!@# that Netflix-only series "House of Cards" is phenomenal. If any of you haven't checked it out yet, do it. Kevin Spacey is putting on a performance on par with his work in American Beauty. And they show boobies.

 

[proninja]

Last night I stayed up with the wife and her teenage cousins watching most of seasons 1 and 2 of The Walking Dead.

Truck, you ain't missing much. The acting is awful, the writing isn't much better, and they use the zombies as an metaphorical agent of despair/foil of hope & God, which gets discussed over and over in really god awful dialogue between actors with the stage presence of a grapefruit. It's got some griping action moments, but that's it.

HOWEVER!@# that Netflix-only series "House of Cards" is phenomenal. If any of you haven't checked it out yet, do it. Kevin Spacey is putting on a performance on par with his work in American Beauty. And they show boobies.

band name

 

[Limp Ditka]

HOWEVER!@# that Netflix-only series "House of Cards" is phenomenal. If any of you haven't checked it out yet, do it. Kevin Spacey is putting on a performance on par with his work in American Beauty. And they show boobies.

Stupid good television. I'm only 3 episodes in, but just floored that I'm floored at how good Spacey is in this.

Translation: We all know how good Spacey can be....he seems to be even better than that in this.

 

[Frostillicus]

What happened to the board? It's crazy.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have 7 warning points. What means this?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I have 7 warning points. What means this?

Troublemaker

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So now I can't se who is quoted and nested quotes are super narrow?

 

[YSR]

Annyong/BoomKing/SAD, etc.: sorry about the Facetime misdial.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

HOWEVER!@# that Netflix-only series "House of Cards" is phenomenal. If any of you haven't checked it out yet, do it. Kevin Spacey is putting on a performance on par with his work in American Beauty. And they show boobies.

Stupid good television. I'm only 3 episodes in, but just floored that I'm floored at how good Spacey is in this.

Translation: We all know how good Spacey can be....he seems to be even better than that in this.

Also, is it just me or is Robin Wright (Mrs. Underwood) 100X sexier than Kate Mara (Zoe) in that show?

In other interesting news, IMDB says that Kate Mara is the great granddaughter of Tom Mara, founder of the NYG and Art Rooney, owner of the Steelers.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

HOWEVER!@# that Netflix-only series "House of Cards" is phenomenal. If any of you haven't checked it out yet, do it. Kevin Spacey is putting on a performance on par with his work in American Beauty. And they show boobies.

Stupid good television. I'm only 3 episodes in, but just floored that I'm floored at how good Spacey is in this.

Translation: We all know how good Spacey can be....he seems to be even better than that in this.

Also, is it just me or is Robin Wright (Mrs. Underwood) 100X sexier than Kate Mara (Zoe) in that show?

In other interesting news, IMDB says that Kate Mara is the great granddaughter of Tom Mara, founder of the NYG and Art Rooney, owner of the Steelers.

And sister of Rooney Mara, the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, American film version

 

[shuke]

Watching The Warriors....forgot how funny bad this movie is.

If by funny bad you mean totally awesome then I agree.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can we get the default back to leaving a space between quoted text and the new text? I hate having to do it myself.

Shouldn't you be doing all of the regression testing?

 

[shuke]

Man I hate this new format. Has anyone figured out how to reduce the font size rather than doing it for all my internet windows?

9 warning points???

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have 7 warning points. What means this?

You're 3 behind me and probably 43 behind Tanner.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I only have 2 warning points, how do I get more?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Why are Canadians so sensitive?

They're like the little brother that does everything right but isn't as loved as the older son that's been in and out of rehab.

This really makes a ton of sense.

Alright, look: I'm sick of the belittling psych evals.

Judging from the responses to Tre's little analogy, and other fleeting comments, I get that some of you think I'm trying to slobber your collective wangs in the pathetic hope that I might make your varsity squad, mason's club -oh pick the metaphor. You're wrong. I just try to be nice because I like to be a nice guy (they do call me "sunshine"), and I'm overly/oddly nice sometimes because I can be socially awkward. Cocktail parties have always made me nervous. Dinner parties are even worse. I hate large meetings. I'm the type of functioning introvert who's always been more comfortable sitting at the end of the bar with one or two pals, telling stories until we can't see straight. ,

So do me a favor, Tre, Mr. Spears, and unnamed others: save the armchair psychology for chat.

Right. Now to wrap this up on a funny note. I had something for this, I swear. Hey Tinker Bell, you got a Rodney King gif for me? You know, something with him blubbering "can't we all get along!?"

:JACKPOT!:

 

[heckmanm]

What's a Nueske?

familiarize yourself with the bacon. then we can talk ham and landjaeger.

Big fan. Get mine here.

might i suggest Held's?best jerky i have ever had

Their braunschweiger is out of this world.

Hoesly's in New Glarus makes a fine landjaeger. Always grab a few to take along to the Great Taste.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Braunshweiger is the suck. One of the few German foods I don't like.

Since it's public record now, my older nephew , of the one that was killed, beat the ever living #### out of the father of one of the kids that was present at the time of the deed. He didn't show up today but shockingly his parent did. Hope he doesn't end up doing any time.

Just blooded my own knuckles on the punching bag. Good times.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hey shuke,

My wife was talking to a friend of hers yesterday and she has migraines that are out of control. Her doctor had her try a Tens unit,

I guess it's been working pretty good.

She attaches the electrodes on her neck I think, when she starts to feel a migraine coming on, and it has really helped control them.

Might be worth taking a shot.