GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Why do I have a feeling this woman is going to end up posting here within the month?

Hopefully not because you emailed her an invite.

Let's have Doug reach out to her.

 

[Joe T]

I AM ON A ROLL TODAY, BABY! BOOOOOOOOOOO YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Where's JoeT....I'm on fire!

You are on a roll.What was the joint you recommended dining at at dfw airport? Hopefully in terminal d?

Reata Grill, which is terminal B in the upper concourse area next to III Forks. Tamales were great. I think D is a hellhole which operates a lot of AA Eagle flights. Those all suck balls. Enjoy Chilis Too?

D is the new terminal.I'm settled into the bar at cantina Laredo. Only two chicks at the bar worth noting.Bored and waiting for the masters to come on.

 

[General Malaise]

I AM ON A ROLL TODAY, BABY! BOOOOOOOOOOO YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Where's JoeT....I'm on fire!

You are on a roll.What was the joint you recommended dining at at dfw airport? Hopefully in terminal d?

Reata Grill, which is terminal B in the upper concourse area next to III Forks. Tamales were great. I think D is a hellhole which operates a lot of AA Eagle flights. Those all suck balls. Enjoy Chilis Too?

D is the new terminal.I'm settled into the bar at cantina Laredo. Only two chicks at the bar worth noting.Bored and waiting for the masters to come on.

I think I have my D's and B's mixed up. Wherever I was on Monday night was where all the new stuff was (III Forks, Reata, Blue Mesa) and it was pretty damn cool. I also walked past an area reserved for Yoga.

 

[Joe T]

I saw blue Mesa, never saw reatta unfortunately.

 

[Disco Stu]

Yep, D is great now.

 

[charvik]

Yep, D is great now.

Agreed, prefer Ds over Bs any day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So stupid

 

[Captain Quinoa]

what is a good place to get salary information - like if I want to know what the range is for a sales manager in Indianapolis for example?

pity bump

 

[T Bell]

what is a good place to get salary information - like if I want to know what the range is for a sales manager in Indianapolis for example?

pity bump

salary.com

:noshtick:

I'm sure there are others but that's the one I'm familiar with.

 

[General Malaise]

I saw blue Mesa, never saw reatta unfortunately.

It would be near D-34 and it would be in the upper area near III Forks. Tell the hostess GM said "Hey".

 

[Abraham]

I saw blue Mesa, never saw reatta unfortunately.

It would be near D-34 and it would be in the upper area near III Forks. Tell the hostess GM said "Hey".

"The dreamy white guy? Love him....tell him we say 'hello.'"

 

[YSR]

I saw blue Mesa, never saw reatta unfortunately.

It would be near D-34 and it would be in the upper area near III Forks. Tell the hostess GM said "Hey".

"The dreamy white guy? Love him....tell him we say 'hello.'"

ANOTHER ONE FOR MILOS!!

 

[Joe T]

I didn't go upstairs. I think that's where I f-Ed up. Cantina Laredo was pretty meh. At least golf is on now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Airport chat?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is anyone answering questions?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sometimes you have to just cut right to the chase.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is anyone answering questions?

Shoot.

 

[General Malaise]

Sometimes you have to just cut right to the chase.

You know, i still don't quite understand the desire to lick a chocolate starfruit. I've never been 'down there' and even remotely considered a venture further south (or north, depending on the angle). Does it also taste like chicken?

 

[Guster]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

 

[Joe T]

I found the reatta. The hostess said she did remember a good looking guy in there from Portland last Monday that she talked to.

 

[T Bell]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

Oh cool, so I could tell her that I'm only nailing her to get Amy's taint in order to set her off.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sometimes you have to just cut right to the chase.

You know, i still don't quite understand the desire to lick a chocolate starfruit. I've never been 'down there' and even remotely considered a venture further south (or north, depending on the angle). Does it also taste like chicken?

Related

 

[T Bell]

I found the reatta. The hostess said she did remember a good looking guy in there from Portland last Monday that she talked to.

Knowing Portland, it was probably a lesbian.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Why do I have a feeling this woman is going to end up posting here within the month?

Hopefully not because you emailed her an invite.

Let's have Doug reach out to her.

 

[T Bell]

Related

You know, this do-it-yourself rent collection stuff is getting outta hand!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

Just HPV though

 

[YSR]

I just re-read all 14 pages of the baby names thread for inspiration (to no avail) and I'm not sure how I missed this the first time around.

 

[Disco Stu]

Sometimes you have to just cut right to the chase.

I like that he's fairly normal at 3:56 AM and 3:48 AM and then has zero inhibitions at 10:30 AM.

 

[General Malaise]

I found the reatta. The hostess said she did remember a good looking guy in there from Portland last Monday that she talked to.

 

[Disco Stu]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

Just HPV though

Seriously. Everyone already has that one, right?

RIGHT??

 

[General Malaise]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

Spoiler

Just HPV though

Seriously. Everyone already has that one, right?

RIGHT??

Well, not yet.

Can you get it from trying to wipe off a freckle?

 

[shuke]

Pretty sure this unsure emoticon is really a :####mypantsemoticon:

To the HGH adrenal freak at the gym who just walked into the bathroom after I laid a nasty smelling liquid upperdecker - HAHA!

<- me laying the upperdecker.

Wait, you really did an upper decker? With diarhea?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

Spoiler

Just HPV though

Seriously. Everyone already has that one, right?

RIGHT??

I hope so.

 

[shuke]

If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.

Totally in.

Ummm, we have a FBG and very occasional GMTANer who very well might know her...

Biblically?

Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:

Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.

Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in Dallas

Me - What. The. $#@!.

Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?

more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?

Him - All the above.

Him- She is the craziest person I have ever met

Him- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.

edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is worthy.

You both actually said "y'all"?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I just re-read all 14 pages of the baby names thread for inspiration (to no avail) and I'm not sure how I missed this the first time around.

Solid data-mining, babe.

 

[Disco Stu]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

Spoiler

Just HPV though

Spoiler

Seriously. Everyone already has that one, right?

RIGHT??

Well, not yet.

Can you get it from trying to wipe off a freckle?

Is the freckle on my penis?

 

[T Bell]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

She's admitted that she got diseases from that Amy chick, so might want to double bag it

Just HPV though

I thought that was the Polish secret police. I was getting all paranoid and ####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is anyone answering questions?

Shoot.

First time, long time. I'm considering getting wasted tonight. Lately I've been drinking the way I work, alone. Sometimes with a monkey watching in case I pass out then he can flip me over on my side so I don't choke on my own vomit. Anyhow, is anybody else imbiding tonight?

 

[Disco Stu]

If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.

Totally in.

Ummm, we have a FBG and very occasional GMTANer who very well might know her...

Biblically?

Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:

Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.

Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in Dallas

Me - What. The. $#@!.

Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?

more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?

Him - All the above.

Him- She is the craziest person I have ever met

Him- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.

edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is w

orthy.

You both actually said "y'all"?

That quoted portion is from the shaggy bevo thread linked earlier.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.

Totally in.

Ummm, we have a FBG and very occasional GMTANer who very well might know her...

Biblically?

Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:

Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.

Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in Dallas

Me - What. The. $#@!.

Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?

more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?

Him - All the above.

Him- She is the craziest person I have ever met

Him- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.

edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is w

orthy.

You both actually said "y'all"?

 

[T Bell]

I just re-read all 14 pages of the baby names thread for inspiration (to no avail) and I'm not sure how I missed this the first time around.

Have you sent my package yet, and by "package" I mean Wires?

 

[T Bell]

I sent an email to my former fantasy football mates, who include two Baker Botts alums. No responses as of yet.

 

[phishphan]

If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.

Totally in.

Ummm, we have a FBG and very occasional GMTANer who very well might know her...

Biblically?

<blockquote>

Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:

Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.

Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in Dallas

Me - What. The. $#@!.

Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?

more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?

Him - All the above.

Him- She is the craziest person I have ever met

Him- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.

edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is w

orthy.

You both actually said "y'all"?

y'all = plural of you. I use it all the time. and yes i know you can be singular or plural. screw that noise.

 

[T Bell]

You both actually said "y'all"?

y'all = plural of you. I use it all the time. and yes i know you can be singular or plural. screw that noise.

I'll bet you host your kid's birthday parties at the gun range.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If anybody is interested in following the tale of a youngish female Dallas lawyer going completely insane all over Facebook regarding an affair with an older guy and the resultant fallout from his wife, click http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/128918-Stop-cheating-on-me...-with-your-wife! this thread. At least read the Facebook status updates on the first two pages.

Totally in.

Ummm, we have a FBG and very occasional GMTANer who very well might know her...

Biblically?

<blockquote>

Alright, so as alluded to earlier, I have some close friends who have worked or still work at Baker Botts. One of them an IP lawyer told me this when asked:

Him- Need to explain in person. Long story short, she had an affair. Les wanted to break it off and she refused. Les had to file a restraining order on Chelsea. In return, Chelsea filed a counter suit saying she was sex chattel and a sex slave being passed around by les and other John Does. None of those other guys wanted to be named and I hear she got a hefty settlement from them.

Him - She has probably $#@!ed half the ip married partners in Dallas

Me - What. The. $#@!.

Me - Do you know her personally and professionally, as yall are peers? Do you have any personal dealings with her?

more importantly, she looks hot enough to me and I would -- have you done her?

Him - All the above.

Him- She is the craziest person I have ever met

Him- Y'all find out of this through shaggybevo or what? Didn't realize her status of psych ##### had extended this far.

edit to say: confirmed that he, too, $#@!ed this chelsea. I'm inviting him to the shag now. he is w

orthy.

You both actually said "y'all"?

y'all = plural of you. I use it all the time. and yes i know you can be singular or plural. screw that noise.

My link

 

[phishphan]

You both actually said "y'all"?

y'all = plural of you. I use it all the time. and yes i know you can be singular or plural. screw that noise.

I'll bet you host your kid's birthday parties at the gun range.

DOESN'T EVERYONE?!??! err, I mean "DON'T ALL Y'ALL?!??!"

 

[General Malaise]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.

After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg

why can't I change the text of the links I add?

 

[T Bell]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.

After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...

Her eyes are a tad too far apart and slightly asymmetrical. I give her an offdee 7, with a crazy downgrade of -1 to 6 for dating purposes (which is undoubtedly kind), and a crazy upgrade to 10 for one-time, anonymous, NSA sexing purposes.

 

[T Bell]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.

After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...

Spoiler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg

why can't I change the text of the links I add?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brA

 

[General Malaise]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.

After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...

Spoiler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg

why can't I change the text of the links I add?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brA

Tanner can do it. Others can do it. But I have only the option to paste the link. No option for "Text to Display"

I really gotta say, this new board sucks. Why did they change? You can't see who starts threads anymore...how am I supposed to know what to click on? I'm moving on to Shaggy Bevo. They're much funnier there.