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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...
A 5 at best.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
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Wait, you really did an upper decker? With diarhea?Crazy Canuck said:To the HGH adrenal freak at the gym who just walked into the bathroom after I laid a nasty smelling liquid upperdecker - HAHA!Tremendous Upside said:
<- me laying the upperdecker.
I love you shuke.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...
Her eyes are a tad too far apart and slightly asymmetrical. I give her an offdee 7, with a crazy downgrade of -1 to 6 for dating purposes (which is undoubtedly kind), and a crazy upgrade to 10 for one-time, anonymous, NSA sexing purposes.
She has the skin of a 10, the hair of an 8, the smile of a 6 and the eyes of an inbred psycho who would let you and 9 of your friends rail her on the pin-ball machine before calling each of your wives and telling them she just infected their husbands with chlamidya (sp?) but was carrying his baby to full term.
General Malaise
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Since nobody bothered to reply, I think I'm just going to go for it. Just mixed made a whiskey.
Had some crazy weather here last night. A wind sheer actually snapped my flag pole off with crazy precision. My link
A tornado touched down right on the steet where my cousin's Mom and a GB live. Another GB lives in the subdivision right behind the pics of the damaged apartments.My Link
They're fine.
Had some crazy weather here last night. A wind sheer actually snapped my flag pole off with crazy precision. My link
A tornado touched down right on the steet where my cousin's Mom and a GB live. Another GB lives in the subdivision right behind the pics of the damaged apartments.My Link
They're fine.
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Glad to hear it, GB.
Been wondering where you were lately. Battling the elements and kicking @$$, I see.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...Her eyes are a tad too far apart and slightly asymmetrical. I give her an offdee 7, with a crazy downgrade of -1 to 6 for dating purposes (which is undoubtedly kind), and a crazy upgrade to 10 for one-time, anonymous, NSA sexing purposes.
A 5 at best.
lol
You should definitely go for the drink. I would think of pouring one as well but i have to go coach the bad news bears of U7 Soccer this evening. No idea how they are even going to play with the craziness that passed through here last night but somehow the game is still on which means no booze for me.
Glad you GB and cousin's mom are all right. My kids were a little freaked out last night.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thanks. There were some crazy freaking sounds being made outside. I've never heard anything like it. We didn't get it nearly as bad as up north. Worst I saw was a neighbor up the street had their garage door crashed in. The wind just blew it in. Crazy.
General Malaise
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St. Louis Bob
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phishphan
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...
reminds me of Marlo Stanfield
Notorious T.R.E.
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strykerpks
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Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brA
I really gotta say, this new board sucks. Why did they change? You can't see who starts threads anymore...how am I supposed to know what to click on? I'm moving on to Shaggy Bevo. They're much funnier there.
The board is fine. They had to upgrade or they wouldn't get any security updates. Parmajohns would run rampant.
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WALA
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St. Louis Bob
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krista4
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I have four more days in my office (then leaving for Singapore for a business trip that will be my actual last act in this job). Open to all shtick suggestions. So far have only determined that I'm going to try to work "that's what she said" into every meeting at least once.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Altitude is a #####
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brA
Tanner can do it. Others can do it. But I have only the option to paste the link. No option for "Text to Display"
I really gotta say, this new board sucks. Why did they change? You can't see who starts threads anymore...how am I supposed to know what to click on? I'm moving on to Shaggy Bevo. They're much funnier there.
I really gotta say, this new board sucks. Why did they change? You can't see who starts threads anymore...how am I supposed to know what to click on? I'm moving on to Shaggy Bevo. They're much funnier there.
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WALA
Yeah, much more sensible than the old way.
Why isn't there like a 'how to' for idiots like me?Anyhow, thank you Stryker. For your kindness and being the only one willing to help me, I will send you something in the mail. PM me your address. You and you alone will receive a copy of my Guster Style Chronicles of Mississippi this past weekend. Rest of ya'll had ya'll's chance.
phishphan
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brATanner can do it. Others can do it. But I have only the option to paste the link. No option for "Text to Display"
I really gotta say, this new board sucks. Why did they change? You can't see who starts threads anymore...how am I supposed to know what to click on? I'm moving on to Shaggy Bevo. They're much funnier there.
The board is fine. They had to upgrade or they wouldn't get any security updates. Parmajohns would run rampant.
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WALA
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Why isn't there like a 'how to' for idiots like me?Anyhow, thank you Stryker. For your kindness and being the only one willing to help me, I will send you something in the mail. PM me your address. You and you alone will receive a copy of my Guster Style Chronicles of Mississippi this past weekend. Rest of ya'll had ya'll's chance.
a guy who went to college in Mississippi ought to know how to spell y'all.
Disco Stu
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brATanner can do it. Others can do it. But I have only the option to paste the link. No option for "Text to Display"
I really gotta say, this new board sucks. Why did they change? You can't see who starts threads anymore...how am I supposed to know what to click on? I'm moving on to Shaggy Bevo. They're much funnier there.The board is fine. They had to upgrade or they wouldn't get any security updates. Parmajohns would run rampant.
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WALA
Yeah, much more sensible than the old way. Why isn't there like a 'how to' for idiots like me?
Anyhow, thank you Stryker. For your kindness and being the only one willing to help me, I will send you something in the mail. PM me your address. You and you alone will receive a copy of my Guster Style Chronicles of Mississippi this past weekend. Rest of ya'll had ya'll's chance.
Why isn't there like a 'how to' for idiots like me?Anyhow, thank you Stryker. For your kindness and being the only one willing to help me, I will send you something in the mail. PM me your address. You and you alone will receive a copy of my Guster Style Chronicles of Mississippi this past weekend. Rest of ya'll had ya'll's chance.
Texans spell it different than the rest of ya'll.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
General Malaise
Footballguy
You need to install some apps.Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
How the hell am I supposed to install food?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.
After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg
why can't I change the text of the links I add?
You need to install some apps.
Even acknowledging that use of the word is bannable.
General Malaise
Footballguy
"Let's get some apps for the table? Shuke, what kind of appies would you care for? What's that? No Shuke, they don't have fried kurds here."
T Bell
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
That's what she said.
krista4
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
krista4
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Did you ask him "What is your favorite Steely Dan song?"
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Just HPV though
Notorious T.R.E.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
We're sending the wrong guy to meet this woman. I know Stu's our clean-up hitter, but you're our DH for crazy.
Get your @$$ to Texas.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
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