GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[Crazy Canuck]

Best Canadian bacon I ever had was on a Cuban sandwich from Prussia.

How old are you?

Wrong question. The right question is: How old was that sandwich?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, you are always juicing with your Ninja correct?

 

[Tecumseh]

I'm pretty horny most of the time but this guy wins.

Oh, where did the summer road, buddy? All our tours and adventures. Floating in sweat, grains, blood and tears. Do not leave me, baby. A little black, a little yellow, all innocent. Buzz, buzz, buzz, knocking on heaven's durr. "

Sig-worthy.

 

[-fish-]

awww man, Chuck Muncie died. :(

that guy did a ton of blow. not surprising.

 

[SofaKings]

GM, you are always juicing with your Ninja correct?

Juicing AND riding. He can't be stopped.

 

[mr. furley]

BTW: "Sideways" was on this weekend. Still awesome.

dreck

this is correct

I'm sure there's and episode of "CSI: Fond du Lac" on out there for you.

CSI: Kewaunee, bub. get it right.

 

[Raider Nation]

I have a $50 Amazon gifty from Christmas that I forgot about. What should I buy?

 

[mr. furley]

You're only 15 minutes from Hudson?!? I grew up in New Richmond. We should cornhole sometime.

And by "we" I mean your wife and I.

wait.. what?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A gifty?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Doing some interviewing with candidates this week. We got a guy who is an obnoxious self-promoter asking for a $250k base. I told him that there might be some work for him in Memphis.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a $50 Amazon gifty from Christmas that I forgot about. What should I buy?

Duh

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: "Sideways" was on this weekend. Still awesome.

dreck

this is correct

I'm sure there's and episode of "CSI: Fond du Lac" on out there for you.

CSI: Kewaunee, bub. get it right.

LMBF’s all new musical CSI Kewaunee opens Friday Feb 1st with a fundraiser for United Methodist in Mission. The fundraiser will help sponsor mission trips to Honduras. Our show takes place at the Kewaunee Nuke plant were someone has stolen the Kishka! Plant Manager Jeff Blake calls in the crack team of investigators from CSI to investigate. Great songs from the late 60′s and early 70′s. Get your laugh on with Franks!

What did I just read?

 

[Raider Nation]

That was one dreadful film.

 

[Raider Nation]

Follow-up question. Every now and again, my ears start to get red and burn up for no apparent reason.

Anyone else had this happen?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Follow-up question. Every now and again, my ears start to get red and burn up for no apparent reason.Anyone else had this happen?

Next time just tell the guy "stop pulling my ears...I know what I'm doing!"

 

[Raider Nation]

Follow-up question. Every now and again, my ears start to get red and burn up for no apparent reason.Anyone else had this happen?

Next time just tell the guy "stop pulling my ears...I know what I'm doing!"

But what if I don't?

 

[General Malaise]

GM, you are always juicing with your Ninja correct?

What?

 

[Thorn]

If anybody ever needed proof that our friend Officer Pete just trolls people when it comes to movies, just look at his opinion on "Sideways."

I firmly believe he's way too good to enjoy that wretched pile of dreck movie

Go back to your VHS copy of "American Flyers", Cutter.

http://i.imgur.com/0Kzd6hb.png

http://i.imgur.com/Sd5m7.gif

The guy on the right laughing is one of my advisees. No shtick.

WAT

SHE SAID THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WHO IS LAUGHING IS ONE OF HER ADVISEES. THAT MEANS SHE ADVISES HIM AT THE COLLEGE.

 

[General Malaise]

If anybody ever needed proof that our friend Officer Pete just trolls people when it comes to movies, just look at his opinion on "Sideways."

I firmly believe he's way too good to enjoy that wretched pile of dreck movie

Go back to your VHS copy of "American Flyers", Cutter.

http://i.imgur.com/0Kzd6hb.png

http://i.imgur.com/Sd5m7.gif

The guy on the right laughing is one of my advisees. No shtick.

WAT

SHE SAID THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WHO IS LAUGHING IS ONE OF HER ADVISEES. THAT MEANS SHE ADVISES HIM AT THE COLLEGE.

What is the girl to his left mouthing?

on TV right now: Pelvic Mesh Screening. #NBA

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Disco Stu now posting pics of "dates" with his wife on FB.

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If anybody ever needed proof that our friend Officer Pete just trolls people when it comes to movies, just look at his opinion on "Sideways."

I firmly believe he's way too good to enjoy that wretched pile of dreck movie

Go back to your VHS copy of "American Flyers", Cutter.

http://i.imgur.com/0Kzd6hb.png

http://i.imgur.com/Sd5m7.gif

The guy on the right laughing is one of my advisees. No shtick.

WAT

SHE SAID THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WHO IS LAUGHING IS ONE OF HER ADVISEES. THAT MEANS SHE ADVISES HIM AT THE COLLEGE.

WAT

 

[General Malaise]

Disco Stu now posting pics of "dates" with his wife on FB.

My link

Mein Link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Disco Stu now posting pics of "dates" with his wife on FB.

My link

Mein Link

Another

 

[Frostillicus]

GM, you are always juicing with your Ninja correct?

What?

GM, you are always juicing with your NInja, correct?

 

[shuke]

gifty

Jesus Christ.

 

[shuke]

If anybody ever needed proof that our friend Officer Pete just trolls people when it comes to movies, just look at his opinion on "Sideways."

I firmly believe he's way too good to enjoy that wretched pile of dreck movie

Go back to your VHS copy of "American Flyers", Cutter.

http://i.imgur.com/0Kzd6hb.png

http://i.imgur.com/Sd5m7.gif

The guy on the right laughing is one of my advisees. No shtick.

WAT

SHE SAID THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WHO IS LAUGHING IS ONE OF HER ADVISEES. THAT MEANS SHE ADVISES HIM AT THE COLLEGE.

What is the girl to his left mouthing?

"pizza pie"

 

[Raider Nation]

gifty

Jesus Christ.

Better or worse than "sammy"?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If anybody ever needed proof that our friend Officer Pete just trolls people when it comes to movies, just look at his opinion on "Sideways."

I firmly believe he's way too good to enjoy that wretched pile of dreck movie

Go back to your VHS copy of "American Flyers", Cutter.

http://i.imgur.com/0Kzd6hb.png

http://i.imgur.com/Sd5m7.gif

The guy on the right laughing is one of my advisees. No shtick.

WAT

SHE SAID THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WHO IS LAUGHING IS ONE OF HER ADVISEES. THAT MEANS SHE ADVISES HIM AT THE COLLEGE.

What is the girl to his left mouthing?

"pizza pie"

"Not in the mouth"

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

 

[Raider Nation]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

For realsies?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

 

[Raider Nation]

While we're on this nonsense, did you guys notice on Mad Men, Peggy walked in the office and said something about Dawn? Ted said "black or white?" IOW, she pronounces Dawn/Don identically. Which means she is nuts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

While we're on this nonsense, did you guys notice on Mad Men, Peggy walked in the office and said something about Dawn? Ted said "black or white?" IOW, she pronounces Dawn/Don identically. Which means she is nuts speaks proper English.

 

[shuke]

If anybody ever needed proof that our friend Officer Pete just trolls people when it comes to movies, just look at his opinion on "Sideways."

I firmly believe he's way too good to enjoy that wretched pile of dreck movie

Go back to your VHS copy of "American Flyers", Cutter.

http://i.imgur.com/0Kzd6hb.png

http://i.imgur.com/Sd5m7.gif

The guy on the right laughing is one of my advisees. No shtick.

WAT

SHE SAID THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WHO IS LAUGHING IS ONE OF HER ADVISEES. THAT MEANS SHE ADVISES HIM AT THE COLLEGE.

What is the girl to his left mouthing?

"pizza pie"

"Not in the mouth"

LMAO

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you haven't watched this thing yet you're missing out. Bat-crap crazy couple blow up on "Kitchen Nightmares" and on Facebook.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/amys-baking-company-kitchen-nightmares_n_3274345.html

At the beginning of the show the husband says "Chef Ramsey is coming here to tell the people how good the food is." That's like saying "Hey look...Chris Hansen is here to help me nail this 15 year old!"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have a $50 Amazon gifty from Christmas that I forgot about. What should I buy?

You could get two horse masks and have some left over for jerky or pedialyte.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a $50 Amazon gifty from Christmas that I forgot about. What should I buy?

You could get two horse masks and have some left over for jerky or pedialyte.

This guy knows how to party.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If you haven't watched this thing yet you're missing out. Bat-crap crazy couple blow up on "Kitchen Nightmares" and on Facebook.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/amys-baking-company-kitchen-nightmares_n_3274345.html

At the beginning of the show the husband says "Chef Ramsey is coming here to tell the people how good the food is." That's like saying "Hey look...Chris Hansen is here to help me nail this 15 year old!"

Okay, I'm pretty much obsessed with this place now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you haven't watched this thing yet you're missing out. Bat-crap crazy couple blow up on "Kitchen Nightmares" and on Facebook.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/amys-baking-company-kitchen-nightmares_n_3274345.html

At the beginning of the show the husband says "Chef Ramsey is coming here to tell the people how good the food is." That's like saying "Hey look...Chris Hansen is here to help me nail this 15 year old!"

Okay, I'm pretty much obsessed with this place now.

It just gets better and better.

I wouldn't be surprised if those two end up with their own reality show.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, you are always juicing with your Ninja correct?

What?

GM, you are always juicing with your NInja, correct?

GM, you are always juicing with your Ninja correct?

What?

GM, you are always juicing with your NInja, correct?

I don't even know what it means. Juicing with steroids? I don't really use any kitchen devices except some pans and a grill. My kids use the Ninja for smoothies, my wife has used it for all our baby food (never bought a jar of baby food), it's used all the time....just not by me. Still not clear. I like eating fruit, but don't make juices. Well, I do make juices, but not with a ninja.

 

[General Malaise]

If you haven't watched this thing yet you're missing out. Bat-crap crazy couple blow up on "Kitchen Nightmares" and on Facebook.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/amys-baking-company-kitchen-nightmares_n_3274345.html

At the beginning of the show the husband says "Chef Ramsey is coming here to tell the people how good the food is." That's like saying "Hey look...Chris Hansen is here to help me nail this 15 year old!"

I read that on yahoo today, but didn't click the video. Those facebook posts are innnnnnnnnnnnnnsane. Is this a TV show I can watch on DVR or On Demand? This can't be real, can it? These people were buying cakes and selling them as their own.....at a bakery saying they baked their on stuff...and then getting angry at people questioning this practice.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If you haven't watched this thing yet you're missing out. Bat-crap crazy couple blow up on "Kitchen Nightmares" and on Facebook.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/amys-baking-company-kitchen-nightmares_n_3274345.html

Just watched that whole thing. Jebus H Christmas, that woman is clinically insane.

At the beginning of the show the husband says "Chef Ramsey is coming here to tell the people how good the food is." That's like saying "Hey look...Chris Hansen is here to help me nail this 15 year old!"

 

[General Malaise]

Hey, quoting posts twice in a row now when I just want to quote them once....awesome.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If you haven't watched this thing yet you're missing out. Bat-crap crazy couple blow up on "Kitchen Nightmares" and on Facebook.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/amys-baking-company-kitchen-nightmares_n_3274345.html

Just watched that whole thing. Jebus H Christmas, that woman is clinically insane.

At the beginning of the show the husband says "Chef Ramsey is coming here to tell the people how good the food is." That's like saying "Hey look...Chris Hansen is here to help me nail this 15 year old!"

God, this new board sucks donkeyballs. Anyway, I really want to go to this restaurant before the inevitable murder-suicide.

 

[cosjobs]

Bea Arthur nude

nsfhb

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I assume that's for 'zooks?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Well done.

 

[Gadzooks]

Bea Arthur nude

nsfhb

Tease.

 

[Osaurus]

Bea Arthur nude

nsfhb

Tease.

WTF is with that Skywhale hot air balloon near the bottom?