GM's thread about nothing (50 Viewers)

[Thorn]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

Here in California you can buy your booze at a liquor store or grocery store or even a place like CVS/Rite Aid (maybe just beer an wine there).

Our only flaw is no alcohol sales after 2AM. None of this package store or no sales on Sunday crap.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

Here in California you can buy your booze at a liquor store or grocery store or even a place like CVS/Rite Aid (maybe just beer an wine there).

Our only flaw is no alcohol sales after 2AM. None of this package store or no sales on Sunday crap.

Isn't California broke?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

Here in California you can buy your booze at a liquor store or grocery store or even a place like CVS/Rite Aid (maybe just beer an wine there).

Our only flaw is no alcohol sales after 2AM. None of this package store or no sales on Sunday crap.

Isn't California broke?

Oh...I didn't realize we were talking about each state as a whole. I thought we were talking about alcohol sales.

How are things in Racist Traitor Land?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

Here in California you can buy your booze at a liquor store or grocery store or even a place like CVS/Rite Aid (maybe just beer an wine there).

Our only flaw is no alcohol sales after 2AM. None of this package store or no sales on Sunday crap.

Isn't California broke?

Oh...I didn't realize we were talking about each state as a whole. I thought we were talking about alcohol sales.

How are things in Racist Traitor Land?

Ouch, LHUCKS. I was just suggesting maybe state controlled liquor stores might garner a little extra cheese for your broke ### gubmint.

 

[UniAlias]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

Yeah I don't really get this "shtick". This kind of fishing is just incredibly douchy in my opinion.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

A friend of mine from high school has had brain cancer since 2006. She's been fighting it with aplomb. She's even organized a charity golf outing. The only problem is that the logo for the golf outing is this big mass of gray matter sitting on top of a golf tee and all I can think of is someone driving the cranial goo all over the first fairway.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

Here in California you can buy your booze at a liquor store or grocery store or even a place like CVS/Rite Aid (maybe just beer an wine there).

Our only flaw is no alcohol sales after 2AM. None of this package store or no sales on Sunday crap.

Isn't California broke?

Oh...I didn't realize we were talking about each state as a whole. I thought we were talking about alcohol sales.

How are things in Racist Traitor Land?

Ouch, LHUCKS. I was just suggesting maybe state controlled liquor stores might garner a little extra cheese for your broke ### gubmint.

So you're saying that California should become more like the old Soviet Union?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

Here in California you can buy your booze at a liquor store or grocery store or even a place like CVS/Rite Aid (maybe just beer an wine there).

Our only flaw is no alcohol sales after 2AM. None of this package store or no sales on Sunday crap.

Isn't California broke?

Oh...I didn't realize we were talking about each state as a whole. I thought we were talking about alcohol sales.

How are things in Racist Traitor Land?

Ouch, LHUCKS. I was just suggesting maybe state controlled liquor stores might garner a little extra cheese for your broke ### gubmint.

So you're saying that California should become more like the old Soviet Union?

If it can. Pelosi has you on the doorstep, doesn't she?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

Yeah I don't really get this "shtick". This kind of fishing is just incredibly douchy in my opinion.

Not posting spoiliers is "douchy"?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do people in Rhode Island say packy?

Yes. No joke.

I assume Thorn does this too, being from Maine and all

"Packy" seems to be a Mass and RI thing. Also, we don't have "package stores" (i.e. liqour stores). You can buy vodka right with your groceries, as God intended.

Here in California you can buy your booze at a liquor store or grocery store or even a place like CVS/Rite Aid (maybe just beer an wine there).

Our only flaw is no alcohol sales after 2AM. None of this package store or no sales on Sunday crap.

Isn't California broke?

Oh...I didn't realize we were talking about each state as a whole. I thought we were talking about alcohol sales.

How are things in Racist Traitor Land?

Ouch, LHUCKS. I was just suggesting maybe state controlled liquor stores might garner a little extra cheese for your broke ### gubmint.

So you're saying that California should become more like the old Soviet Union?

If it can. Pelosi has you on the doorstep, doesn't she?

No. Don't believe everything you see on Fox News, Gomer.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Dammit. I lost embedded quote maximum roulette.

Well played Tanner.

 

[UniAlias]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

Yeah I don't really get this "shtick". This kind of fishing is just incredibly douchy in my opinion.

Not posting spoiliers is "douchy"?

Posting "faux spoilers". Just seems like there are a lot of douchbags posting in that thread solely trying to rile up the TV watching crowd.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm immature enough that clicking on the facebook of a Dorothy, and then checking her friends led to giggles.

Spoiler

Heading is "Friends of Dorothy"

 

[General Malaise]

Rough situation at work. Oil and gas is a traditionally white, male, conservative dominant industry and my company just got named as one of the least "diverse" companies on the S&P 100. I'm a white male, so hooray for me, but a black guy in my group (we'll call him Lamont)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dammit. I lost embedded quote maximum roulette.

Well played Tanner.

MAYBE YOU CAN GET SARAH TO CALL UP MT. PILOT FOR YOU INSTEAD

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

Yeah I don't really get this "shtick". This kind of fishing is just incredibly douchy in my opinion.

Not posting spoiliers is "douchy"?

Posting "faux spoilers". Just seems like there are a lot of douchbags posting in that thread solely trying to rile up the TV watching crowd.

Exactly.

 

[Abraham]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."

She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.

I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Dammit. I lost embedded quote maximum roulette.

Well played Tanner.

MAYBE YOU CAN GET SARAH TO CALL UP MT. PILOT FOR YOU INSTEAD

Why are you yelling?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

Jesus

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dammit. I lost embedded quote maximum roulette.

Well played Tanner.

MAYBE YOU CAN GET SARAH TO CALL UP MT. PILOT FOR YOU INSTEAD

Why are you yelling?

So you can hear me over the sound of segregation and annoying NCAA hoops rivalries.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Dammit. I lost embedded quote maximum roulette.

Well played Tanner.

MAYBE YOU CAN GET SARAH TO CALL UP MT. PILOT FOR YOU INSTEAD

Why are you yelling?

So you can hear me over the sound of segregation and annoying NCAA hoops rivalries.

You're still upset because you're wrong about Sideways, aren't you?

I'll let you have this one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dammit. I lost embedded quote maximum roulette.

Well played Tanner.

MAYBE YOU CAN GET SARAH TO CALL UP MT. PILOT FOR YOU INSTEAD

Why are you yelling?

So you can hear me over the sound of segregation and annoying NCAA hoops rivalries.

You're still upset because you're wrong about Sideways, aren't you?

I'll let you have this one.

 

[phishphan]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

Jesus

put that #### in spoiler tags!

 

[General Malaise]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

Well....remember our discussion about 'worse'. This is worse. I'm really sorry, Abe. Is she going to stay with the kid at her parents or is she coming home? Maybe you guys need a little space right now. You've hit her over the head with some very difficult information to swallow and she is probably terrified right now. She needs some comfort that you can't give her, so let her go for now.

And man, don't do what you feel in your bones you should do....start drinking heavily. Get a DUI or hit somebody while drunk and we'll see other shades of 'worse'. Be real careful.

 

[Disco Stu]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

Well....remember our discussion about 'worse'. This is worse. I'm really sorry, Abe. Is she going to stay with the kid at her parents or is she coming home? Maybe you guys need a little space right now. You've hit her over the head with some very difficult information to swallow and she is probably terrified right now. She needs some comfort that you can't give her, so let her go for now.

And man, don't do what you feel in your bones you should do....start drinking heavily. Get a DUI or hit somebody while drunk and we'll see other shades of 'worse'. Be real careful.

Also avoid giving money to a stripper.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I thought he'd hit a low with the sweater vests.

Sorry to hear the news Abe, but I do think you're taking all of the right, necessary steps to get to where you need to be.

Thoprawishes GB.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

Yeah I don't really get this "shtick". This kind of fishing is just incredibly douchy in my opinion.

Yea, well, that's like just your opinion, man.

Seriously, have you read that thread?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Soooo....ummmm...what's going on, guys?

 

[General Malaise]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

Well....remember our discussion about 'worse'. This is worse. I'm really sorry, Abe. Is she going to stay with the kid at her parents or is she coming home? Maybe you guys need a little space right now. You've hit her over the head with some very difficult information to swallow and she is probably terrified right now. She needs some comfort that you can't give her, so let her go for now.

And man, don't do what you feel in your bones you should do....start drinking heavily. Get a DUI or hit somebody while drunk and we'll see other shades of 'worse'. Be real careful.

Also avoid giving money to a stripper.

Unless she's a clairvoyant who can pick 12-1 Superbowl winners or horses.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What came of that? Did you get your cut?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Soooo....ummmm...what's going on, guys?

I got a pimple started on my forehead. I'm terrified it's going to go Full Unicorn on me. /no shtick.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Soooo....ummmm...what's going on, guys?

I got a pimple started on my forehead. I'm terrified it's going to go Full Unicorn on me. /no shtick.

X-acto knife. HTH.

 

[Crazy Amy]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT

SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

 

[YSR]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT

SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

Meow.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Popcorn

 

[Crazy Amy]

Dammit. I lost embedded quote maximum roulette.

Well played Tanner.

MAYBE YOU CAN GET SARAH TO CALL UP MT. PILOT FOR YOU INSTEAD

Why are you yelling?

ITS HOW IMPORTANT PEOPLE COMMUNICATE

 

[UniAlias]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

Yeah I don't really get this "shtick". This kind of fishing is just incredibly douchy in my opinion.

Yea, well, that's like just your opinion, man.

Seriously, have you read that thread?

Yeah. My panties are probably in a bunch cause I enjoy the show but haven't finished all the books yet. It's just kind of annoying that the book readers who have an entirely separate thread can't help but chime in and hint at #### from the book. Hopefully my period ends soon. I blame lack of alcohol for the grouchiness.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT

SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

 

[Crazy Amy]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT

SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

YOU LIKE CATS, TOO, RIGHT?

WE SHOULD HANG

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT

SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

How the hell do you people slip these names past the border guards?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I'm so tempted to drop the mega-spoiler for this season in the Game of Thrones non-book thread. Buncha dorks over there.

Apparently you've missed my work over there. I'm dropping faux spoilers that are sorta true, but not really. It's kinda like the Tanner shtick of spoilers - it's not true, but it's close enough to make people wonder.

ETA: The Red Wedding is coming

Not great work, but promising.

ETA II: EG is doing the same thing.

Yeah I don't really get this "shtick". This kind of fishing is just incredibly douchy in my opinion.

Yea, well, that's like just your opinion, man.

Seriously, have you read that thread?

Yeah. My panties are probably in a bunch cause I enjoy the show but haven't finished all the books yet. It's just kind of annoying that the book readers who have an entirely separate thread can't help but chime in and hint at #### from the book.Hopefully my period ends soon. I blame lack of alcohol for the grouchiness.

Ok.

ETA: wait, you do realize I haven't actually given anything away, right? Ah nevermind. Cheers, Uni.

 

[cosjobs]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

wtf? Seems delayed. "Packed some things" is better than "loaded up the moving van." Here's hoping she just needs a little space and time to process.

 

[Crazy Amy]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT

SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

How the hell do you people slip these names past the border guards?

EASY

1. DON'T BE A STUPID CANADIAN

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Some guy came in to interview today for a job as a printer. He had an allergic reaction to our ink.

Yeah...We'll be in touch.

 

[mr roboto]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

How the hell do you people slip these names past the border guards?

Seriously. I've had 'CNN Breaking News!!!' pending for like a month now.

 

[Abraham]

Talked to her mother. I thought it important to get out in front of that since her mother knows she can be very fragile. Asked mil to call and invite her down for a few days. I actually think having some room for a few days or a week or so wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. She is very angry with me and that isn't going away until I start getting some of her money returned.

 

[Abraham]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

wtf? Seems delayed. "Packed some things" is better than "loaded up the moving van." Here's hoping she just needs a little space and time to process.

Yeah, sort of wierd. Like we talked about I thought she was gone Monday. Then she cooled off and made some jokes and told m me if I was serious about fixing things then we could work it out. Yesterday was actually pretty normal. So was this morning. Then BOOM - complete melt down.

 

[Hawks64]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

Was there something else that she uncovered? And really sorry to hear man, hope things work out the best for both of you going forward.