GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BKOnce you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

Mind blown. What does this mean?

Companies are people, too.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BKOnce you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

Mind blown. What does this mean?

Probably that the co was LLC

 

[Gadzooks]

Went golfing in some charity event thing today. My co-workers mocked me all day for how "white" my legs are. It went on all day. I was called "Whitey" "casper" "milky" "stinky" (pretty sure that was due to my gas and not my skin)

I feel Lamont's pain.

 

[Abraham]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BKOnce you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

So what's tied to the family?

The 26 in cc debt in her name. Mortgage payment One car payment ($320)

 

[Limp Ditka]

Went golfing in some charity event thing today. My co-workers mocked me all day for how "white" my legs are. It went on all day. I was called "Whitey" "casper" "milky" "stinky" (pretty sure that was due to my gas and not my skin)I feel Lamont's pain.

OK, Bill Maher

 

[Abraham]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BKOnce you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

Mind blown. What does this mean?

Probably that the co was LLC

It is an llc and my two partners are on the bank stuff, but I am not.

 

[Gadzooks]

Getting day drunk is better than getting day sober.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well, she's packing some things and taking the kid to her parents. I have been very open discussing things the last few days and this morning was nice with her as I left for work. But something happened and she asked me to come home. She had the wedding album out on the table and was sobbing and proceeded to tear me a new one before calmly saying over and over, "well of just didn't work out....a few customers didn't pay on time so this just didn't work out."She is a woman so she is prone to wild mood swings but I really didn't expect this when I left this morning.I'm trying to get a gold of her mother at the moment but haven't had any luck.

That really sucks man. If you want to save your marriage, and be a life long hero to your kid, stop drinking. Now. Consider this permanent. Join AA if you have to. You need to show her you're serious.

####, this sounds so unlike me.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BKOnce you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

Mind blown. What does this mean?

Probably that the co was LLC

It is an llc and my two partners are on the bank stuff, but I am not.

Then you're 26K in debt. Get that 1/4M number out of your wife's head. It's not helping.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BK

Once you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

Mind blown. What does this mean?

Probably that the co was LLC

Doh. "buisness debt"

Ignore me. I'll just go back to doing what I do best.

 

[mr roboto]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BKOnce you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

Mind blown. What does this mean?

Probably that the co was LLC

It is an llc and my two partners are on the bank stuff, but I am not.

Then you're 26K in debt. Get that 1/4M number out of your wife's head. It's not helping.

:goodfukingposting:

 

[Abraham]

Now she's just trying to twist the knife. Sending me pictures of me dad and saying how she sure is going to miss him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hypothetically, how well do you think Lamont would read a contract?

 

[mr roboto]

Now she's just trying to twist the knife. Sending me pictures of me dad and saying how she sure is going to miss him.

I don't know what this means.

 

[Abraham]

Abe - if its an option, it's time to file BKOnce you can come to grips with the fact that better men than you have done it, and lesser men than you have come back from it, it should be an easy pill to swallow.

Curveball for the bk suggesters: none of the business debt is tied to us.

Mind blown. What does this mean?

Probably that the co was LLC

It is an llc and my two partners are on the bank stuff, but I am not.

Then you're 26K in debt. Get that 1/4M number out of your wife's head. It's not helping.

Oh, she isn't seeing the 1/4m. All she sees is the 26k and how everything is maxed and our checking account is empty even though I just got paid this morning. She says she can't leave for her parents because she doesn't have gas money.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Getting day drunk is better than getting day sober.

 

[Abraham]

Now she's just trying to twist the knife. Sending me pictures of me dad and saying how she sure is going to miss him.

I don't know what this means.

Acting like she's done with me for good. She's "moving home" to south texas. I should sell the house and let her know what her cut is. Our daughters birthday will be at her parents house instead of where we live. On and on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

1. Start hiding ISN'T shtick.

2. LLC is for suckers, Incorporate people.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

you really have $100 to last for 2 weeks? no additional credit cards or savings available?

 

[Abraham]

you really have $100 to last for 2 weeks? no additional credit cards or savings available?

Correct. If I can sell my golf cart and a couple of computers we will have some cash.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This thread is giving me anxiety.

It sounds like Abe could use a good tickling.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

you really have $100 to last for 2 weeks? no additional credit cards or savings available?

Correct. If I can sell my golf cart and a couple of computers we will have some cash.

honestly, seems like your wife's response is pretty reasonable given these circumstances.

good luck. can you borrow some money from your parents or something? we need to take up a collection in here?

 

[Abraham]

This thread is giving me anxiety.

It sounds like Abe could use a good tickling.

Laid everything out for mother in law, who is very much the matriarch of her family. Mil doesn't duck around. I asked for her help and told her what id done. She said she agreed that I was stupid and selfish but that yes she would help me get through it. If anyone can help, Linda can.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Pics of Linda?

 

[Abraham]

you really have $100 to last for 2 weeks? no additional credit cards or savings available?

Correct. If I can sell my golf cart and a couple of computers we will have some cash.

honestly, seems like your wife's response is pretty reasonable given these circumstances. good luck. can you borrow some money from your parents or something? we need to take up a collection in here?

Her response is very reasonable. But I'm not letting her give up on her marriage this easilyAnd no, no collection. Access to other people's money got me in to this mess.

 

[Abraham]

Pics of Linda?

she is an attractive 63 year old that drives a black dodge duelly truck.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I HEAR THIS IS WHERE THE "COOL KIDS' HANG OUT SEEMS LIKE A BUNCH OF CODDLED ######## TO ME.

How the hell do you people slip these names past the border guards?

Seriously. I've had 'CNN Breaking News!!!' pending for like a month now.

So you're a stupid Canadian too, huh? Small world.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Am I FB friends with Tiger Fan? I can never keep your slave names and board names straight, except for that Cat Shirt guy.

 

[Abraham]

Am I FB friends with Tiger Fan? I can never keep your slave names and board names straight, except for that Cat Shirt guy.

The p is silent.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

you really have $100 to last for 2 weeks? no additional credit cards or savings available?

Correct. If I can sell my golf cart and a couple of computers we will have some cash.

honestly, seems like your wife's response is pretty reasonable given these circumstances. good luck. can you borrow some money from your parents or something? we need to take up a collection in here?

Her response is very reasonable. But I'm not letting her give up on her marriage this easilyAnd no, no collection. Access to other people's money got me in to this mess.

OK, well, what else do you have to sell? You're clearly thinking big ticket items here with golf cart and computer(s), but it sounds like a few $25-$100 items would do you some good right now, too. Everybody in this country has too much ####. Don't tell me you don't have an old ipod somebody's kid might want or a naked picture of Dodds from Christmas '01.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.

Have you tried sperm donation? At a clinic I mean.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Am I FB friends with Tiger Fan? I can never keep your slave names and board names straight, except for that Cat Shirt guy.

The p is silent.

Wat?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

Sperm=speed

 

[Crazy Canuck]

There's worse ways to make a buck then making some crock pot chicken to porn in a sterile room.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Am I FB friends with Tiger Fan? I can never keep your slave names and board names straight, except for that Cat Shirt guy.

The p is silent.

Wat?

His last name starts with ps..

 

[Crazy Canuck]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

Sperm=speed

I was wondering if that was an autocorrect goof or if you were suggesting he break bad.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Am I FB friends with Tiger Fan? I can never keep your slave names and board names straight, except for that Cat Shirt guy.

The p is silent.

Wat?

His last name starts with ps..

Ok, found him through Tre.

Add me, big guy.

 

[Disco Stu]

Now she's just trying to twist the knife. Sending me pictures of me dad and saying how she sure is going to miss him.

I don't know what this means.

Sounds like she's going to murder his dad. With a knife.

 

[Abraham]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

Id sell the guitar in a minute if it meant she would stay. But I don't think we are there yet. She isn't saying "I need the money and ill stay anymore". She's saying "I don't care about any of it...I'm put of here."

 

[cstu]

My upstairs neighbor is a famous retired porn star. Worth it's own thread?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

My upstairs neighbor is a famous retired porn star. Worth it's own thread?

Depends how public you want this info - and how much you're willing to share.

Care to tell us who? Male or female?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

Sperm=speed

Just imagine if he were Oronde Gadsden

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My upstairs neighbor is a famous retired porn star. Worth it's own thread?

Male or female?

 

[WetDream]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

Sperm=speed

How can I help? Why were we so quick to dismiss Aaron's idea to take up a collection in here?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Major foul on cstu for dropping that bomb, then leaving.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

Sperm=speed

How can I help? Why were we so quick to dismiss Aaron's idea to take up a collection in here?

I don't think it works if diluted with saliva.

 

[cosjobs]

you really have $100 to last for 2 weeks? no additional credit cards or savings available?

Correct. If I can sell my golf cart and a couple of computers we will have some cash.

What's the cart priced at now?

 

[Abraham]

you really have $100 to last for 2 weeks? no additional credit cards or savings available?

Correct. If I can sell my golf cart and a couple of computers we will have some cash.

What's the cart priced at now?

1300. It's a good cart but will need batteries in the next year. Has headlights and tail lights and a rain cover.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Some guy came in to interview today for a job as a printer. He had an allergic reaction to our ink. Yeah...We'll be in touch.

"I'm Jeff Xerox and I'm applying for the printer position."