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[Aaron Rudnicki]

Stinky Genital Warts OTC?

 

[krista4]

I'm en route to Atlanta. Flight delays last night getting to Nicaragua mean I got zero hours of sleep before turning around to do this again. Two kitties and one Mr. Krista made it safely, though, without any peeing, pooping, or vomiting incidents.

Way to go, OH!!

He's getting better at this traveling thing.

I did line his cage with a pee pad just in case, though.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

CockNecrosis Up

 

[Tiger Fan]

trip to Chicago cancelled

 

[Gadzooks]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Ask your buddy what the doctor said. I imagine that getting a second opinion from DR. Jim Tan will be...interesting.

So my buddy, lets call him, Dagzooks, had a regular check up last week with his doctor. After checkup was done, the doc asked me, I mean, Dagzooks, if there was any other issues or questions. Dagzooks mentioned this "thing" he had in private area and the Doc took a look. Dagzooks said he thought it was from a knick from the razor when he was shaving down there. The Doc looked at it and then used one of those eye tools to zoom in with light and then the Doc smiled and said, "nope, that's a wart, and it looks like there might be another really small one next to it" The doctor advised seeing a uralogist to look at it. So I, er, I mean Dagzooks went to the Uralogist yesterday.

Before the Uralogist came in, a nurse was came in to check blood pressure, pulse etc. The nurse looked familiar to Dagzooks (small town, and Dagzooks is very involved in a lot of civic groups, so he has probably bumped into about 70% of the townspeople over the years) Dagzooks wondered if the nurse knew who he was AND if the nurse knew why he was there. Nurse leaves and Uralogist comes in. He looks at the "area" and says it some very fancy word that Dagzooks didn't understand. Uralogist said its "basically a wart passed on from sexual activity and that's its very common" (I wonder if it is very common or if he just said that to make Dagzooks feel better?)

Uralogist then said there were a couple options to take care of it. One option would be to take care of it at home by applying some ointment to it every day for a couple weeks and covering it with a bandage and then coming back to see him again to check on it. Or he said they could remove right there with a little novocaine to ease the pain. Dagzooks wanted option number 2 so it would be done quicker. Uralogist said he could it right then and Dagzooks agreed. He left the room and then the nurse came back in. Dagzooks then got nervous because now this nurse who probably knows him, now definitely knows why he is here and what's going on. The nurse nervously asked questions about alergies to medications and then told him he could sit down if he wanted (apparently Dagzooks was pacing across the room with his arms folded and sweating profusely) Then she said the Uralogist would be back in to talk to him because the procedure probably won't happen today. Uralogist came back and said that he couldn't do it in his office due to new regulations and that it would have to be scheduled for the OR in the main hospital. Dagzooks agreed to do it with just novocaine because if he was completely knocked out for the "surgery" that would mean he need someone to pick him up and drive him home. Dagzooks would prefer no one knows about this.

So the nurse just called him an hour ago to tell him when the "surgery" is scheduled for and gave him directions about not eating the night before and if he showers that morning, only to use basic soap and no lotions at all. He asked where does he go exactly, and the nurse said to just go to the main receptionist and tell her his name and that he has an appointment for surgery. As luck would have it, the receptionist is the neighbor to Dagzook's mother. Also, Dagzooks has participated in several fund raising events for the hospital and knows a lot of the doctors and staff there. The awkwardness of this whole thing just keeps getting better and better.

Question: in the event that someone not involved in the surgery asks Dagzooks about why they saw him at the hospital, what is a nice basic non-embarrasing surgery he could tell people he was there for?

My friend Dagzooks appreciates your input and your tpw's. Dagzooks and I love you.

 

[-fish-]

look on the bright side, 'zooks. women with STDs are probably pretty easy.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This should remind many of you of some FB friends.

The 35 Best Times Someone on Facebook Thought The Onion Was Real

Holy #### people are dumb.

Stealing this shtick. Can't wait for Truck's next Onion post now.

I actually un-liked The Onion, Deadspin, etc. etc. on my normal page, and created a second fb page for following non-humans.

I'm going to start talking about Breaking Bad in here, because the official thread is full of dopes.

 

[-fish-]

This should remind many of you of some FB friends.

The 35 Best Times Someone on Facebook Thought The Onion Was Real

Holy #### people are dumb.

Stealing this shtick. Can't wait for Truck's next Onion post now.

I actually un-liked The Onion, Deadspin, etc. etc. on my normal page, and created a second fb page for following non-humans.

I'm going to start talking about Breaking Bad in here, because the official thread is full of dopes.

You going to watch the show first?

 

[Disco Stu]

look on the bright side, 'zooks. women with STDs are probably pretty easy.

The real bright side is those things are nature's french ticklers.

Serious answer to the "non-embarrassing fake surgery" question... mole removal.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm going to start talking about Breaking Bad in here, because the official thread is full of dopes.

Sounds like Landry is in for some big things this season.

 

[T Bell]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Ask your buddy what the doctor said. I imagine that getting a second opinion from DR. Jim Tan will be...interesting.

So my buddy, lets call him, Dagzooks, had a regular check up last week with his doctor. After checkup was done, the doc asked me, I mean, Dagzooks, if there was any other issues or questions. Dagzooks mentioned this "thing" he had in private area and the Doc took a look. Dagzooks said he thought it was from a knick from the razor when he was shaving down there. The Doc looked at it and then used one of those eye tools to zoom in with light and then the Doc smiled and said, "nope, that's a wart, and it looks like there might be another really small one next to it" The doctor advised seeing a uralogist to look at it. So I, er, I mean Dagzooks went to the Uralogist yesterday.

Before the Uralogist came in, a nurse was came in to check blood pressure, pulse etc. The nurse looked familiar to Dagzooks (small town, and Dagzooks is very involved in a lot of civic groups, so he has probably bumped into about 70% of the townspeople over the years) Dagzooks wondered if the nurse knew who he was AND if the nurse knew why he was there. Nurse leaves and Uralogist comes in. He looks at the "area" and says it some very fancy word that Dagzooks didn't understand. Uralogist said its "basically a wart passed on from sexual activity and that's its very common" (I wonder if it is very common or if he just said that to make Dagzooks feel better?)

Uralogist then said there were a couple options to take care of it. One option would be to take care of it at home by applying some ointment to it every day for a couple weeks and covering it with a bandage and then coming back to see him again to check on it. Or he said they could remove right there with a little novocaine to ease the pain. Dagzooks wanted option number 2 so it would be done quicker. Uralogist said he could it right then and Dagzooks agreed. He left the room and then the nurse came back in. Dagzooks then got nervous because now this nurse who probably knows him, now definitely knows why he is here and what's going on. The nurse nervously asked questions about alergies to medications and then told him he could sit down if he wanted (apparently Dagzooks was pacing across the room with his arms folded and sweating profusely) Then she said the Uralogist would be back in to talk to him because the procedure probably won't happen today. Uralogist came back and said that he couldn't do it in his office due to new regulations and that it would have to be scheduled for the OR in the main hospital. Dagzooks agreed to do it with just novocaine because if he was completely knocked out for the "surgery" that would mean he need someone to pick him up and drive him home. Dagzooks would prefer no one knows about this.

So the nurse just called him an hour ago to tell him when the "surgery" is scheduled for and gave him directions about not eating the night before and if he showers that morning, only to use basic soap and no lotions at all. He asked where does he go exactly, and the nurse said to just go to the main receptionist and tell her his name and that he has an appointment for surgery. As luck would have it, the receptionist is the neighbor to Dagzook's mother. Also, Dagzooks has participated in several fund raising events for the hospital and knows a lot of the doctors and staff there. The awkwardness of this whole thing just keeps getting better and better.

Question: in the event that someone not involved in the surgery asks Dagzooks about why they saw him at the hospital, what is a nice basic non-embarrasing surgery he could tell people he was there for?

My friend Dagzooks appreciates your input and your tpw's. Dagzooks and I love you.

So they're going to strap you(r friend) down on the table, legs spread. At that point, your (friend's) job is to ask, "Do you expect me to talk?"

To which the doctor will cheerily respond, "No, Mr. Zooks, I expect you to die!"

 

[Gadzooks]

Stinky Warts Select: Adam Venerial-ateri Kicker Colts

 

[General Malaise]

PWC select Daniel Thomas, RB, Miami.

Are we to the third string RBs already? Awesome. I assume Seth Doege is already off the board?

I had Thomas at #164 overall. Plenty of values left.

I thought he was long ago drafted. I would have taken him over some of my other winners....Mark Sanchez, for instance.

Also thought Percy Harvin was drafted like weeks ago. Good thing I'm in charge here.

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE:

I AM TRIMMING THE DRAT TO 24 ROUNDS. AN ODD NUMBER IS UNFAIR. SURPRISE A SHAWK LIKE TIGERFAN WOULD HAVE FORCED US TO DRAFT 25 ROUNDS WHEN ALL HIS DRAFT EXPERIENCE WOULD HAVE TOLD SERPENTINE DRAFTS NEED TO BE EVEN NUMBERED.

ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE GOING 24 ROUNDS. NOT 25.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to start talking about Breaking Bad in here, because the official thread is full of dopes.

Sounds like Landry is in for some big things this season.

Seems like these kickers/coverage out-kickers are up to something.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh this is bull####. MASTER PLAN IN JEOPARDY

 

[Frostillicus]

How about 26?

 

[General Malaise]

How about 26?

The non drafting GMTANNERS are getting restless. Let's just finish this thing off like Tre and a bottle of Pappy.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

picking early in that 25th round was really going to offset the loss in value we had to take by picking late in the 1st round. not sure we can match up with the mega-talented rosters the people picking early have put together.

 

[General Malaise]

picking early in that 25th round was really going to offset the loss in value we had to take by picking late in the 1st round. not sure we can match up with the mega-talented rosters the people picking early have put together.

Just call me the neutralizer.

Chase - what's your story today?

 

[Tiger Fan]

ANNOUNCE:

I AM TRIMMING THE DRAT TO 24 ROUNDS. AN ODD NUMBER IS UNFAIR. SURPRISE A SHAWK LIKE TIGERFAN WOULD HAVE FORCED US TO DRAFT 25 ROUNDS WHEN ALL HIS DRAFT EXPERIENCE WOULD HAVE TOLD SERPENTINE DRAFTS NEED TO BE EVEN NUMBERED.

ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE GOING 24 ROUNDS. NOT 25.

Que Frosty: _____________________________

 

[General Malaise]

20.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Ryan Succop – K - KC
20.02 Ice Bags & Nachos – Kenbrell Thompkons – WR - NEP
20.03 Sweatier Vests – Latavious Murray – RB - OAK
20.04 Let it Sweat – Percy Harvin – WR - SEA
20.05 Reese's Power – Kenny Stills – WR - NO
20.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders – Rod Streater – WR - OAK
20.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms – Daniel Thomas – RB - MIA
20.08 PowerAids – Eddie Royal – WR - SD
20.09 Stinky Fingers - OTC
20.10 Elderly Anoos Aids
20.11 Es Pipi
20.12 Drugstore Cowboys
20.13 Vag Head Hummus Men
20.14 Oildale Meat Raffle

 

[UniAlias]

picking early in that 25th round was really going to offset the loss in value we had to take by picking late in the 1st round. not sure we can match up with the mega-talented rosters the people picking early have put together.

Just call me the neutralizer.

Chase - what's your story today?

Schedule is pretty open. My brother was planning to go climbing this evening which I'm not really in to. Figured that'd be a good time to sneak off and hang out with internet friend. What part of town are you in?

 

[General Malaise]

picking early in that 25th round was really going to offset the loss in value we had to take by picking late in the 1st round. not sure we can match up with the mega-talented rosters the people picking early have put together.

Just call me the neutralizer.

Chase - what's your story today?

Schedule is pretty open. My brother was planning to go climbing this evening which I'm not really in to. Figured that'd be a good time to sneak off and hang out with internet friend. What part of town are you in?

You can climb on top of me if you want. Early afternoon is ideal for me. Where are you staying?

 

[Drifter]

Sounds like hsv GB. 25% of women and 20% of men have it. Can be dangerous for the women as their are strong links to cervical cancer.

Think that's hpv

Whoops. That's what I meant.

 

[UniAlias]

picking early in that 25th round was really going to offset the loss in value we had to take by picking late in the 1st round. not sure we can match up with the mega-talented rosters the people picking early have put together.

Just call me the neutralizer.

Chase - what's your story today?

Schedule is pretty open. My brother was planning to go climbing this evening which I'm not really in to. Figured that'd be a good time to sneak off and hang out with internet friend. What part of town are you in?

You can climb on top of me if you want. Early afternoon is ideal for me. Where are you staying?

SW area, but can get a ride wherever or possibly borrow a bike to get somewhere.

 

[proninja]

19.14 - Alex Henery, ####ty kicker, eagles

and

20.01 - Ryan Succop, ####ty kicker, chiefs

This is happening with 5 rounds to go? Oof.

 

[kevzilla]

PWC select Daniel Thomas, RB, Miami.

Are we to the third string RBs already? Awesome. I assume Seth Doege is already off the board?

I had Thomas at #164 overall. Plenty of values left.

I thought he was long ago drafted. I would have taken him over some of my other winners....Mark Sanchez, for instance.

Also thought Percy Harvin was drafted like weeks ago. Good thing I'm in charge here.

That's what partners are for, GB

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

19.14 - Alex Henery, ####ty kicker, eagles

and

20.01 - Ryan Succop, ####ty kicker, chiefs

This is happening with 5 rounds to go? Oof.

The other kickers remaining seem like they're in job battles or whatever. Pretty sure dudes were taking kickers in round 15 or something.

 

[strykerpks]

I say we just keep drafting until the season starts.

 

[Gadzooks]

20.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Ryan Succop – K - KC
20.02 Ice Bags & Nachos – Kenbrell Thompkons – WR - NEP
20.03 Sweatier Vests – Latavious Murray – RB - OAK
20.04 Let it Sweat – Percy Harvin – WR - SEA
20.05 Reese's Power – Kenny Stills – WR - NO
20.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders – Rod Streater – WR - OAK
20.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms – Daniel Thomas – RB - MIA
20.08 PowerAids – Eddie Royal – WR - SD
20.09 Stinky Fingers - OTC
20.10 Elderly Anoos Aids
20.11 Es Pipi
20.12 Drugstore Cowboys
20.13 Vag Head Hummus Men
20.14 Oildale Meat Raffle

Did I imagine that we drafted Vinateri about an hour ago?

 

[Disco Stu]

We don't have quite enough Eagle RBs yet, so...

20.10 Chris Polka

 

[General Malaise]

picking early in that 25th round was really going to offset the loss in value we had to take by picking late in the 1st round. not sure we can match up with the mega-talented rosters the people picking early have put together.

Just call me the neutralizer.

Chase - what's your story today?

Schedule is pretty open. My brother was planning to go climbing this evening which I'm not really in to. Figured that'd be a good time to sneak off and hang out with internet friend. What part of town are you in?

You can climb on top of me if you want. Early afternoon is ideal for me. Where are you staying?

SW area, but can get a ride wherever or possibly borrow a bike to get somewhere.

Can't think of anything more I'd like to do today than go on a bike ride with you, my friend. Do you have access to a tandem?

 

[General Malaise]

20.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Ryan Succop – K - KC
20.02 Ice Bags & Nachos – Kenbrell Thompkons – WR - NEP
20.03 Sweatier Vests – Latavious Murray – RB - OAK
20.04 Let it Sweat – Percy Harvin – WR - SEA
20.05 Reese's Power – Kenny Stills – WR - NO
20.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders – Rod Streater – WR - OAK
20.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms – Daniel Thomas – RB - MIA
20.08 PowerAids – Eddie Royal – WR - SD
20.09 Stinky Fingers - OTC
20.10 Elderly Anoos Aids
20.11 Es Pipi
20.12 Drugstore Cowboys
20.13 Vag Head Hummus Men
20.14 Oildale Meat Raffle

Did I imagine that we drafted Vinateri about an hour ago?

Sorry, must of got lost in that sprawling epic about your wampus warts.

 

[General Malaise]

20.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Ryan Succop – K - KC
20.02 Ice Bags & Nachos – Kenbrell Thompkons – WR - NEP
20.03 Sweatier Vests – Latavious Murray – RB - OAK
20.04 Let it Sweat – Percy Harvin – WR - SEA
20.05 Reese's Power – Kenny Stills – WR - NO
20.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders – Rod Streater – WR - OAK
20.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms – Daniel Thomas – RB - MIA
20.08 PowerAids – Eddie Royal – WR - SD
20.09 Stinky Fingers - Adam Vinateri - K - IND
20.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Chris Polk - RB - PHI
20.11 Es Pipi - OTC
20.12 Drugstore Cowboys
20.13 Vag Head Hummus Men
20.14 Oildale Meat Raffle

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Waiting on input from partners, though I think one is eating poutine and the other is smuggling cats across borders.

Will pick within the hour regardless.

 

[guru_007]

urologist

All I kept thinking about was Risk reading Dagzooks story.

 

[General Malaise]

Chase, let's take our talents to facebook chat.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I keep thinking Chase Stuart is in here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Ask your buddy what the doctor said. I imagine that getting a second opinion from DR. Jim Tan will be...interesting.

So my buddy, lets call him, Dagzooks, had a regular check up last week with his doctor. After checkup was done, the doc asked me, I mean, Dagzooks, if there was any other issues or questions. Dagzooks mentioned this "thing" he had in private area and the Doc took a look. Dagzooks said he thought it was from a knick from the razor when he was shaving down there. The Doc looked at it and then used one of those eye tools to zoom in with light and then the Doc smiled and said, "nope, that's a wart, and it looks like there might be another really small one next to it" The doctor advised seeing a uralogist to look at it. So I, er, I mean Dagzooks went to the Uralogist yesterday.

Before the Uralogist came in, a nurse was came in to check blood pressure, pulse etc. The nurse looked familiar to Dagzooks (small town, and Dagzooks is very involved in a lot of civic groups, so he has probably bumped into about 70% of the townspeople over the years) Dagzooks wondered if the nurse knew who he was AND if the nurse knew why he was there. Nurse leaves and Uralogist comes in. He looks at the "area" and says it some very fancy word that Dagzooks didn't understand. Uralogist said its "basically a wart passed on from sexual activity and that's its very common" (I wonder if it is very common or if he just said that to make Dagzooks feel better?)

Uralogist then said there were a couple options to take care of it. One option would be to take care of it at home by applying some ointment to it every day for a couple weeks and covering it with a bandage and then coming back to see him again to check on it. Or he said they could remove right there with a little novocaine to ease the pain. Dagzooks wanted option number 2 so it would be done quicker. Uralogist said he could it right then and Dagzooks agreed. He left the room and then the nurse came back in. Dagzooks then got nervous because now this nurse who probably knows him, now definitely knows why he is here and what's going on. The nurse nervously asked questions about alergies to medications and then told him he could sit down if he wanted (apparently Dagzooks was pacing across the room with his arms folded and sweating profusely) Then she said the Uralogist would be back in to talk to him because the procedure probably won't happen today. Uralogist came back and said that he couldn't do it in his office due to new regulations and that it would have to be scheduled for the OR in the main hospital. Dagzooks agreed to do it with just novocaine because if he was completely knocked out for the "surgery" that would mean he need someone to pick him up and drive him home. Dagzooks would prefer no one knows about this.

So the nurse just called him an hour ago to tell him when the "surgery" is scheduled for and gave him directions about not eating the night before and if he showers that morning, only to use basic soap and no lotions at all. He asked where does he go exactly, and the nurse said to just go to the main receptionist and tell her his name and that he has an appointment for surgery. As luck would have it, the receptionist is the neighbor to Dagzook's mother. Also, Dagzooks has participated in several fund raising events for the hospital and knows a lot of the doctors and staff there. The awkwardness of this whole thing just keeps getting better and better.

Question: in the event that someone not involved in the surgery asks Dagzooks about why they saw him at the hospital, what is a nice basic non-embarrasing surgery he could tell people he was there for?

My friend Dagzooks appreciates your input and your tpw's. Dagzooks and I love you.

They're putting you under general anesthesia for a friggin genital wart?!?!?

You need to write "BULL#### MONEYGRAB" on your wang so the doc knows you're onto his little game.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

They're putting you under general anesthesia for a friggin genital wart?!?!?

You need to write "BULL#### MONEYGRAB" on your wang so the doc knows you're onto his little game.

Maybe I don't read so well, but I thought he said he was getting local anesthetic and didn't want to get knocked out so somebody else would have to come pick him up and learn about the procedure.

 

[General Malaise]

I keep thinking Chase Stuart is in here.

Well, he IS important.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Ask your buddy what the doctor said. I imagine that getting a second opinion from DR. Jim Tan will be...interesting.

So my buddy, lets call him, Dagzooks, had a regular check up last week with his doctor. After checkup was done, the doc asked me, I mean, Dagzooks, if there was any other issues or questions. Dagzooks mentioned this "thing" he had in private area and the Doc took a look. Dagzooks said he thought it was from a knick from the razor when he was shaving down there. The Doc looked at it and then used one of those eye tools to zoom in with light and then the Doc smiled and said, "nope, that's a wart, and it looks like there might be another really small one next to it" The doctor advised seeing a uralogist to look at it. So I, er, I mean Dagzooks went to the Uralogist yesterday.

Before the Uralogist came in, a nurse was came in to check blood pressure, pulse etc. The nurse looked familiar to Dagzooks (small town, and Dagzooks is very involved in a lot of civic groups, so he has probably bumped into about 70% of the townspeople over the years) Dagzooks wondered if the nurse knew who he was AND if the nurse knew why he was there. Nurse leaves and Uralogist comes in. He looks at the "area" and says it some very fancy word that Dagzooks didn't understand. Uralogist said its "basically a wart passed on from sexual activity and that's its very common" (I wonder if it is very common or if he just said that to make Dagzooks feel better?)

Uralogist then said there were a couple options to take care of it. One option would be to take care of it at home by applying some ointment to it every day for a couple weeks and covering it with a bandage and then coming back to see him again to check on it. Or he said they could remove right there with a little novocaine to ease the pain. Dagzooks wanted option number 2 so it would be done quicker. Uralogist said he could it right then and Dagzooks agreed. He left the room and then the nurse came back in. Dagzooks then got nervous because now this nurse who probably knows him, now definitely knows why he is here and what's going on. The nurse nervously asked questions about alergies to medications and then told him he could sit down if he wanted (apparently Dagzooks was pacing across the room with his arms folded and sweating profusely) Then she said the Uralogist would be back in to talk to him because the procedure probably won't happen today. Uralogist came back and said that he couldn't do it in his office due to new regulations and that it would have to be scheduled for the OR in the main hospital. Dagzooks agreed to do it with just novocaine because if he was completely knocked out for the "surgery" that would mean he need someone to pick him up and drive him home. Dagzooks would prefer no one knows about this.

So the nurse just called him an hour ago to tell him when the "surgery" is scheduled for and gave him directions about not eating the night before and if he showers that morning, only to use basic soap and no lotions at all. He asked where does he go exactly, and the nurse said to just go to the main receptionist and tell her his name and that he has an appointment for surgery. As luck would have it, the receptionist is the neighbor to Dagzook's mother. Also, Dagzooks has participated in several fund raising events for the hospital and knows a lot of the doctors and staff there. The awkwardness of this whole thing just keeps getting better and better.

Question: in the event that someone not involved in the surgery asks Dagzooks about why they saw him at the hospital, what is a nice basic non-embarrasing surgery he could tell people he was there for?

My friend Dagzooks appreciates your input and your tpw's. Dagzooks and I love you.

They're putting you under general anesthesia for a friggin genital wart?!?!?

You need to write "BULL#### MONEYGRAB" on your wang so the doc knows you're onto his little game.

Or just abbreviated it "B.S." so it fits.

 

[Drifter]

Waiting on input from partners, though I think one is eating poutine and the other is smuggling cats across borders.

Will pick within the hour regardless.

My partner stopped asking me for input because I went camping for a couple of days.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

ES PIPI? takes Evan rOysters Rockefeller.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

They're putting you under general anesthesia for a friggin genital wart?!?!?

You need to write "BULL#### MONEYGRAB" on your wang so the doc knows you're onto his little game.

Maybe I don't read so well, but I thought he said he was getting local anesthetic and didn't want to get knocked out so somebody else would have to come pick him up and learn about the procedure.

But still, the fact that it was even suggested is insane. They can just freeze them off right there in the office. Back in college, my good friend Gomer had this happen to him and it took all of five very uncomfortable minutes to take care of. From what I hear.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB,

You ever been to Quincy Street Bistro? If so, any good?

No, sorry.

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Put some Blue Star ointment on it. It likely won't cure anything but the pain of a thousand suns on your genitals will make you forget all about the wart.

 

[Gadzooks]

They're putting you under general anesthesia for a friggin genital wart?!?!?

You need to write "BULL#### MONEYGRAB" on your wang so the doc knows you're onto his little game.

Maybe I don't read so well, but I thought he said he was getting local anesthetic and didn't want to get knocked out so somebody else would have to come pick him up and learn about the procedure.

But still, the fact that it was even suggested is insane. They can just freeze them off right there in the office. Back in college, my good friend Gomer had this happen to him and it took all of five very uncomfortable minutes to take care of. From what I hear.

Once removed, I'm sending it out as part of my secret santa gift this year. I mean, if my buddy lets me take it after HE's done with the surgery.

 

[Abraham]

I say we just keep drafting until the season starts.

Seconded.

Also, question for our wart-junked-friend-of-Gadzooks: Do you get a "This Surgery Proves I'm having sex!" T-shirt on the way out?

 

[General Malaise]

Gosh damn fellas, don't you ever LOOK at the tunnel before you enter it?