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instead of grocery shopping, just go out and buy whatever food you need each day. think of all the money you'll save!

 
When leaving for class, don't carry the whole notebook around with you. Simply rip out one page for that day's classes. No reason to waste all that energy.

 
when traveling, should probably only buy a 1-way ticket because you can never be sure that you'll even need that return flight.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
when traveling, should probably only buy a 1-way ticket because you can never be sure that you'll even need that return flight.
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when staying in a hotel, only book for one night and if you need to stay the next night, just don't bother to check out or pack up your stuff

 
Some convenient stores will allow you to buy one Keystone Light at a time. I'd try to target those on Google maps, maybe sync them up with gas stations that sell gas by the droplet.

 
why buy a case of keystone at a time? just buy it by the can.

EDIT: damn slow wi-fi.

btw, GM> I'm on a bus to Portland. Let me know if you have any free time in the next few days.

 
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Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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OUTTA ####### SIGHT!!!

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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When beating cancer, do it 10% at a time so that you can really savor the victory over time. No reason to give it one knockout punch.

 
Thorn said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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When beating cancer, do it 10% at a time so that you can really savor the victory over time. No reason to give it one knockout punch.
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:lmao:

 
Abraham said:
I'm going to win both clients #####ES~!

:hifive: Getting drunk tonight.
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Congrats, Abe. Buy a ####### gas can, ok?

I last ran out in 1983. I was actually going OUT and got 1/4 mile down the road. I got turned around and burnt my starter up turning the key to lurch a few feet at a time. Made it back, though!

:bag:

 
Thorn said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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When beating cancer, do it 10% at a time so that you can really savor the victory over time. No reason to give it one knockout punch.
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That's right. Everyone's in so much of a hurry to get to the finale of anything - TV series, me having sex - and don't enjoy the ride.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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OUTTA ####### SIGHT!!!
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:goodposting: Think I'm about to cry I'm so happy.

Thorn said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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When beating cancer, do it 10% at a time so that you can really savor the victory over time. No reason to give it one knockout punch.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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BOOM

That's what's up.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
Click to expand...
:hifive:

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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ive had a really crappy week. This is fan-#######-tastic. Thanks for brightening my day (it is all about me)

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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ive had a really crappy week.This is fan-#######-tastic. Thanks for brightening my day (it is all about me)
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Typical Stillers' fan.

(thanks, GB)

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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:towelwave: :towelwave: :towelwave:

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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#### yes!!!
 
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