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strykerpks
Footballguy
She's Pete's wife IRL, actually true. No, really she is.Homer J Simpson said:
I have an hour to drink myself into a coma. I've been running since 8am this morning. I'm probably 15 beers deep (only since about 11am) and feel nothing
The party was a success but Charles didn't eat his cake. It's probably my fault because the dinner took longer than expected so he was pretty much done with everything and went to bed a bit later. We're going to jam cake into his face tomorrow and see how he does.
I've got a sinus infection but I might do an unfunny shot video in a little bit.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Virginia lost to Oregon by 50.
BYU lost to Virginia by 3.
Texas lost to BYU by 19.
Does that mean Texas would lost to Oregon by 69?
BYU lost to Virginia by 3.
Texas lost to BYU by 19.
Does that mean Texas would lost to Oregon by 69?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
hehehehe 69.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Loading up on WSU +8 H2. I hate USC almost as much as I hate Texas.
bentley
Footballguy
This is pretty much completely inaudible, but I think you get the point. Here's my taunting video for the bentley/Abe magic football showdown this week.
http://www.youtube.com/audio?v=AphWQHOlwAk&o=U
http://www.youtube.com/audio?v=AphWQHOlwAk&o=U
T Bell
Footballguy
Ok, so I'm rambling around the internet tonight and I found a story about a local, tenured community college professor who's "seeking (inpatient psych) treatment" because he sexted with a porn star about having live sex in front of his "Navigating Pornography" class. Turns out this guy's confessed to having sex with his students in the past, and he previously wrote about killing his girlfriend years ago in a murder-suicide (which he blamed on drugs). The school not only didn't terminate him for that, it included him on the team that wrote the manual on sexual harrassment on campus. 
, who not only manages to make sex boring in his attack on this professor (while holding a cigarillo
), but who has also apparently put out over 1000 videos (presumably Maoist), including some where he's dressed as Fidel Castro. I love the internet.
, who not only manages to make sex boring in his attack on this professor (while holding a cigarillo
), but who has also apparently put out over 1000 videos (presumably Maoist), including some where he's dressed as Fidel Castro. I love the internet.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Now THAT'S a Saturday night!Ok, so I'm rambling around the internet tonight and I found a story about a local, tenured community college professor who's "seeking (inpatient psych) treatment" because he sexted with a porn star about having live sex in front of his "Navigating Pornography" class. Turns out this guy's confessed to having sex with his students in the past, and he previously wrote about killing his girlfriend years ago in a murder-suicide (which he blamed on drugs). The school not only didn't terminate him for that, it included him on the team that wrote the manual on sexual harrassment on campus.
Then I find this appearance he made on Ricki Lake.
Then I find a video about the dude by "Maoist Rebel", who not only manages to make sex boring in his attack on this professor (while holding a cigarillo
I love the internet.
T Bell
Footballguy
Par. Tay.Now THAT'S a Saturday night!Ok, so I'm rambling around the internet tonight and I found a story about a local, tenured community college professor who's "seeking (inpatient psych) treatment" because he sexted with a porn star about having live sex in front of his "Navigating Pornography" class. Turns out this guy's confessed to having sex with his students in the past, and he previously wrote about killing his girlfriend years ago in a murder-suicide (which he blamed on drugs). The school not only didn't terminate him for that, it included him on the team that wrote the manual on sexual harrassment on campus.
Then I find this appearance he made on Ricki Lake.
Then I find a video about the dude by "Maoist Rebel", who not only manages to make sex boring in his attack on this professor (while holding a cigarillo
I love the internet.
krista4
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
bentley
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
T Bell
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
krista4
Footballguy
He's coming back with us, now or later. I have to figure this out. He's not even a really "cute" dog, compared to most, but he chose us so I can't turn him away.
Tonight was a night that made me think I could live here... We have a friend named Andy who is a Canadian ex-pat, one of the only really awesome people we know here. Tonight we had to tell him we were leaving, second only to telling Julio in terms of how bad it would be. He really doesn't like anyone here or hang with anyone except us, and he spends a lot of time cultivating our friendship. We went to his house and hung out in front, where people are coming by all the time and his wife is cooking them food, just a really nice night. But the best part was he was playing music and somehow we got into a "one from you, one from me" competition to introduce something we thought the other would like. So we introduced him, and Nicaragua, to Nick Drake, Townes Van Zandt, Buena Vista Social Club, Big Star and the verrrrry best of Stax including my favorite, Otis Redding doing "Down in the Valley" and original version of "Respect".
I think 95% of my best nights involve sharing music with someone. Haven't had the chance in a while and this was fantastic.
Still moving.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
krista4
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Are you going to give the dog language lessons to help with the transition?He's coming back with us, now or later. I have to figure this out. He's not even a really "cute" dog, compared to most, but he chose us so I can't turn him away.
Tonight was a night that made me think I could live here... We have a friend named Andy who is a Canadian ex-pat, one of the only really awesome people we know here. Tonight we had to tell him we were leaving, second only to telling Julio in terms of how bad it would be. He really doesn't like anyone here or hang with anyone except us, and he spends a lot of time cultivating our friendship. We went to his house and hung out in front, where people are coming by all the time and his wife is cooking them food, just a really nice night. But the best part was he was playing music and somehow we got into a "one from you, one from me" competition to introduce something we thought the other would like. So we introduced him, and Nicaragua, to Nick Drake, Townes Van Zandt, Buena Vista Social Club, Big Star and the verrrrry best of Stax including my favorite, Otis Redding doing "Down in the Valley" and original version of "Respect".
I think 95% of my best nights involve sharing music with someone. Haven't had the chance in a while and this was fantastic.
Still moving.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Where's cosjobs been? What about that rickyjgo guy?
bentley
Footballguy
I think the AO biz is pretty time consuming. He appeared relatively coherent at our FF auction Sunday.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
General Malaise
Footballguy
Texas and USC losing the same day to inferior talent would make my ####### year. I hate both teams almost as much as I hate UV rays and sobriety.
cosjobs
Footballguy
You're coming back alone?"Do you have anything to declare?"Flights booked, vet paperwork underway (again), coming back to US Sept. 20 and 22.
"Yeah, don't move to Nicaragua."
It's been an experience. Part of the reason I wish to move back is that, many of things I love here are things I would learn to hate (or on the verge of hating already). I want those things to continue to be delightful and charming to me.
-fish-
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
I like this Lane Kiffin guy. If he can drive USC into the ground, I"m all for it. Hell I'll become a booster
krista4
Footballguy
You're coming back alone?"Do you have anything to declare?"Flights booked, vet paperwork underway (again), coming back to US Sept. 20 and 22.
"Yeah, don't move to Nicaragua."
It's been an experience. Part of the reason I wish to move back is that, many of things I love here are things I would learn to hate (or on the verge of hating already). I want those things to continue to be delightful and charming to me.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Hey fish, lineup cool?
We need a new name and team logo. Lets work on that
We need a new name and team logo. Lets work on that
kevzilla
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Lineup seems fine. Demarociosuly Thomas helps.
In for new name/logo. Gonna go get drunk real quick. Seahawks at 10 tomorrow. I should be sober by Tuesday .
General Malaise
Footballguy
Bye bye Lane Kiffin. Ply your trade near Bobby Petrino and learn some humility, butt hole breath. Looks like Abe?
strykerpks
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Ease up. I thought he was better than fine. You'd like him. Dude likes beers, hot chicks and fart jokes. Maybe I'll get him into the GMTAN. Pisses me off that he gets the big giant bust label when the guy drafted in front of him gets a complete pass. Total bs.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Totally inaudible, but the title is brilliant.
silent Bently bringing next level shot vid shtick
krista4
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Love it!You'll find it not surprising that there are fireworks being set off here right now.
You wrote yesterday about your ex-pat friend. Have you met one named Bill? I was sitting on the stoop one day when he walked by. He was going to the grocery store, so I tagged along to get some beer (because the 50 beers in the fridge, bottle of Jack, and 1/5 of Tequila weren't enough). He seemed nice enough. He might be late 50s/early 60s.
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