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[T Bell]

This is pretty much completely inaudible, but I think you get the point. Here's my taunting video for the bentley/Abe magic football showdown this week.

http://www.youtube.com/audio?v=AphWQHOlwAk&o=U

OOPS, something went wrong! Sorry, this video cannot be edited.

:(

Dammit. Try this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AphWQHOlwAk

Totally inaudible, but the title is brilliant.

silent Bently bringing next level shot vid shtick

You need to set it to music or something.

 

[T Bell]

Mornin' folks

You'll find it not surprising that there are fireworks being set off here right now.

Mr. Krista is that good, huh?

 

[T Bell]

Trying to think of a more perfect combination than bacon/cast iron skillet. All I can come up with is me/Halle Berry

Yup, they go together like Farrah Abraham and semen in an anal cavity.

 

[Abraham]

Ignoramus - please confirm or deny our lineup. I believe we are playing Thorn and he deserves a good old fashioned ### whipping.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB awesome to hang out with. Thanks for the good time!

Brother, it was a blast. Thanks for the ticket.

GMTANer's G-marco has to be one of most underrated people on this board. He's a doctor, was born in Italy and his hot wife? Yeah, she's a surgeon. Funny as hell too. Great time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YOU SAID 69!!!!!111LOLOLOL

I'm spending time with Martes the dog and trying to figure out what to do with him.

I'd say to bring him back with you, but with the language barrier and everything...

He's coming back with us, now or later. I have to figure this out. He's not even a really "cute" dog, compared to most, but he chose us so I can't turn him away.

You gave him food. Not much of a choice, really.

This is how I ended up married twice.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

SLB awesome to hang out with. Thanks for the good time!

Brother, it was a blast. Thanks for the ticket.GMTANer's G-marco has to be one of most underrated people on this board. He's a doctor, was born in Italy and his hot wife? Yeah, she's a surgeon. Funny as hell too. Great time.

Good to know. Always been a fan.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lets get Shark Pooly in here for a moment.

In both my leagues I have Jason Witten and Zach Sudfeld. One is PPR, one is not. Almost definitely going with the rookie in the non PPR league...I'm torn on what to do in the other one.

Please advice.

Also starting Vick over Cam Newton.

I've changed my lineup like 9 times...I feel like Ruxin.

 

[T Bell]

SLB awesome to hang out with. Thanks for the good time!

Brother, it was a blast. Thanks for the ticket.GMTANer's G-marco has to be one of most underrated people on this board. He's a doctor, was born in Italy and his hot wife? Yeah, she's a surgeon. Funny as hell too. Great time.

Good to know. Always been a fan.

Any friend of SLB's is a friend of mine.

Except Homer.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

YOU SAID 69!!!!!111LOLOLOL

I'm spending time with Martes the dog and trying to figure out what to do with him.

I'd say to bring him back with you, but with the language barrier and everything...

He's coming back with us, now or later. I have to figure this out. He's not even a really "cute" dog, compared to most, but he chose us so I can't turn him away.

You gave him food. Not much of a choice, really.

This is how I ended up married twice.

x 3

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I made it through the drunk fest last night without getting into any serious trouble.

Although I just remembered something that happened that I hope doesn't come back to haunt me. About 5 or 6 teachers from my district/school were working the souvenir booth (no idea why). I came by a couple of times to talk to them. The second time I was a little more than buzzed. After a few minutes of joking around one of the female teachers introduces me to some woman working in the booth.

She tells me "This is (no idea what her name was). Her son goes to (our school)." I asked who her son was and she told me some name I've never heard before. Then I ask the mom "Is he in 7th or 8th grade?" (I only teach 8th graders).

The mom says "7th grade"

I replied "Ah, F___ that S____".

I really hope I don't get her kid next year.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB awesome to hang out with. Thanks for the good time!

Brother, it was a blast. Thanks for the ticket.GMTANer's G-marco has to be one of most underrated people on this board. He's a doctor, was born in Italy and his hot wife? Yeah, she's a surgeon. Funny as hell too. Great time.

Good to know. Always been a fan.

Any friend of SLB's is a friend of mine.

Except Homer.

Got a couple Cat Shirt pics too.

However I had my first ever shut down. Two cute chicks, they were really nice, certainly weren't "get the #### away from me weirdo", but didn't want to take a pic.

I think I made it through the drunk fest last night without getting into any serious trouble.

Although I just remembered something that happened that I hope doesn't come back to haunt me. About 5 or 6 teachers from my district/school were working the souvenir booth (no idea why). I came by a couple of times to talk to them. The second time I was a little more than buzzed. After a few minutes of joking around one of the female teachers introduces me to some woman working in the booth.

She tells me "This is (no idea what her name was). Her son goes to (our school)." I asked who her son was and she told me some name I've never heard before. Then I ask the mom "Is he in 7th or 8th grade?" (I only teach 8th graders).

The mom says "7th grade"

I replied "Ah, F___ that S____".

I really hope I don't get her kid next year.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well I'm off to the Ram's game. I think I might die.

 

[Ignoramus]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

How many thousands in debt and you have a driver?

 

[gianmarco]

I'd like to take credit, but it truly was the shirt.

Quote of the evening: "I don't really wear this shirt that much"

ETA--3,1,4,2,5

 

[kevzilla]

Gotta get me one of those shirts.

 

[Guster]

I'd like to take credit, but it truly was the shirt.

Quote of the evening: "I don't really wear this shirt that much"

ETA--3,1,4,2,5

Look at the wingspan on that mf'er

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I may or may not be 8 beers deep at the browns game tailgate right now.

HERE WE GO BROWNIES, here we go!!!

 

[Ignoramus]

Ignoramus - please confirm or deny our lineup. I believe we are playing Thorn and he deserves a good old fashioned ### whipping.

:confirmed:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd like to take credit, but it truly was the shirt.

Quote of the evening: "I don't really wear this shirt that much"

ETA--3,1,4,2,5

Look at the wingspan on that mf'er

If the girl on the right would lose about 10lbs we could see Bob's left hand too.

 

[T Bell]

I consider you more of a lover than a friend, HJS.

 

[SofaKings]

The Kristanista experiment is over?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'd like to take credit, but it truly was the shirt.

Quote of the evening: "I don't really wear this shirt that much"

ETA--3,1,4,2,5

I think I'm in love with Girl #3. SLB, hook me up yo.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I consider you more of a lover than a friend, HJS.

Just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'd like to take credit, but it truly was the shirt.

Quote of the evening: "I don't really wear this shirt that much"

ETA--3,1,4,2,5

Look at the wingspan on that mf'er

If the girl on the right would lose about 10lbs we could see Bob's left hand too.

She doesn't have to lose 10 lbs but, even if she did, you wouldn't see my left hand either

 

[shuke]

I think I made it through the drunk fest last night without getting into any serious trouble.

Although I just remembered something that happened that I hope doesn't come back to haunt me. About 5 or 6 teachers from my district/school were working the souvenir booth (no idea why). I came by a couple of times to talk to them. The second time I was a little more than buzzed. After a few minutes of joking around one of the female teachers introduces me to some woman working in the booth.

She tells me "This is (no idea what her name was). Her son goes to (our school)." I asked who her son was and she told me some name I've never heard before. Then I ask the mom "Is he in 7th or 8th grade?" (I only teach 8th graders).

The mom says "7th grade"

I replied "Ah, F___ that S____".

I really hope I don't get her kid next year.

 

[shuke]

Quote of the evening: "I don't really wear this shirt that much"

Bob is seriously my idol.

 

[T Bell]

Hilarious. There's a charity soccer match going on right now in Glasgow, involving a mix of pro soccer players and celebs. One of the celebs, Louis Tomlinson of boy band One Direction, gets taken out by professional Gabby Agbonlahor. Honestly, it's not all that big of a deal under normal circumstances. Anyway, later he's seen vomiting on the sidelines.

@FootyHumour has been giving him a ration of ####, and in return a bunch of One Direction fans are making death threats.

 

[cosjobs]

SLB awesome to hang out with. Thanks for the good time!

Brother, it was a blast. Thanks for the ticket.GMTANer's G-marco has to be one of most underrated people on this board. He's a doctor, was born in Italy and his hot wife? Yeah, she's a surgeon. Funny as hell too. Great time.

Good to know. Always been a fan.

is this where all the uninsureds suck up to the Dr.?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Hilarious. There's a charity soccer match going on right now in Glasgow, involving a mix of pro soccer players and celebs. One of the celebs, Louis Tomlinson of boy band One Direction, gets taken out by professional Gabby Agbonlahor. Honestly, it's not all that big of a deal under normal circumstances. Anyway, later he's seen vomiting on the sidelines.

@FootyHumour has been giving him a ration of ####, and in return a bunch of One Direction fans are making death threats.

ool

 

[cosjobs]

Well I'm off to the Ram's game. I think I might die.

That's what Sam Bradford said

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Blazing 5 2013 ftw?

 

[Guster]

Blazing 5 2013 ftw?

If I recall, last year the first and last weeks were the only ones where he wasn't a winner. Plus the TB line moved so much from when he made the pick that it almost became unplayable. As long as I don't get bludgeoned this week I'll be on it every possible way next week

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Well I'm off to the Ram's game. I think I might die.

That's what Sam Bradford said

loloo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not as good as the twerking flammable girl but...

 

[Osaurus]

Not as good as the twerking flammable girl but...

One of my favorites

 

[-fish-]

well, at least I don't have to remember to put in survivor picks every week.

f'n jets.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

well, at least I don't have to remember to put in survivor picks every week.

f'n jets.

I took the friggin Steelers. What a goat-####.

 

[FDAS]

Blazing 5 2013 ftw?

If I remember his picks correctly, he went 1-3-1 this week.

Tennessee W

Cincinnati Push

Tampa L

Carolina L

Cleveland L

 

[FDAS]

well, at least I don't have to remember to put in survivor picks every week.

f'n jets.

I forgot I had taken the Bucs in Frosty's pool. Thanks for the ####### reminder.

f'n jets

 

[krista4]

Mornin' folks

You'll find it not surprising that there are fireworks being set off here right now.

Love it!

You wrote yesterday about your ex-pat friend. Have you met one named Bill? I was sitting on the stoop one day when he walked by. He was going to the grocery store, so I tagged along to get some beer (because the 50 beers in the fridge, bottle of Jack, and 1/5 of Tequila weren't enough). He seemed nice enough. He might be late 50s/early 60s.

I don't think I know an ex-pat named Bill.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Not as good as the twerking flammable girl but...

One of my favorites

lololololoolol

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not as good as the twerking flammable girl but...

One of my favorites

lololololoolol

Revenge

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is still one of the best prank gifs ever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jesus I wonder how many people end up in the emergency room thanks to this prank.

Shower

Big guy

Well planned.

Vikes fan..

 

[YSR]

well, at least I don't have to remember to put in survivor picks every week.

f'n jets.

I forgot I had taken the Bucs in Frosty's pool. Thanks for the ####### reminder.

f'n jets

Chiefs FTW

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Twerk fire girl vid w/ sound!

 

[Abraham]

Announce: I lead Bentley by 10.25. I am done. He has the corpse if miles Austin remaining.

 

[krista4]

Announce: I lead Bentley by 10.25. I am done. He has the corpse if miles Austin remaining.

PPR?