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Dickhole bored ruined my joke.

To recount, GPJ said krista's friend from Indiana was sexay and krista asked what the initials were. GPJ relied "MN".

And now my punch line: "pretty sure that's Minnesota. Indiana is IN."

Hahahahabahahahahaaa!

 
I'm so very short of patience at the moment that I very nearly had a dust up at a traffic light. There is a light by my house that has a lane for turning right. The turn goes in to its own lane so there is really no reason to do anything more than slow down a bit while turning. Just now a ####### was stopped in the lane watching oncoming traffic speed by. So I honked. Driver rolled down his window and stated at me like mop in his side mirror. So I honked again which led to a deeper stare from him. I finally started smiling and rolled my eyes which led him to roll up his window and proceed through the intersection.

 
krista4 said:
Uruk-Bill, sorry about your bad Saturday. I feel bad complaining about mine, except I really hate shopping.
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It's all good, lady. I hate shopping, too.

I'm going to apologize in advance in case I say something even dumber than I usually do.

I'm about half-loopy and just bought "blue candy" from some little girl & her mom. I think mom is doing most of the work, since little girl was more worried about my bird bath.

(none of this is a euphemism, though band names are for sale)

 
People suck.

On a related note, David Wilson's status for this week will have to be your call, Abe, as I am moving and not sure how much Internet I'll have between now and the time he puts up (hopefully) positive points for us.

 
Ignoramus said:
People suck.

On a related note, David Wilson's status for this week will have to be your call, Abe, as I am moving and not sure how much Internet I'll have between now and the time he puts up (hopefully) positive points for us.
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I already benched him Thirsday morning. Benched Steve sniff (bye) for Holmes as well.

 
YSR said:
I'm making grilled stuffed jalapeños for Mr. YSR and the recipe calls for two pieces of bacon, crumbled. For various reasons (USC losing, my child, etc.), I've gotten distracted and either undercooked the bacon - to where it's not really crumbleable, or slightly over cooked it. So I have to keep starting over and just eating the discards.

Best. Day. Ever.
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I'm sorry.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Wow, Tennessee is horrible.
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Shut your whore mouth. (Had a dream last night where you came to Austin for a job interview and stayed with us and ended up telling jokes and playing with my daughter one night when cos and his wife came over for dinner. Was a good dream gbhjs except for me waking up feeling a little gay. Hope you are feeling better.)

 
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kevzilla said:
bentley said:
kevzilla said:
bentley said:
Also, beans in chili forget it for beer money.
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I keep reading and re-reading this, and it's all pops and whistles in here. I got nothing.
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The original express was "suck Vermeil for beer money" but apparently there's an autocorrect in place. I'm not sure the original makes much sense, but it's a term that I learned a long time ago.
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I would like to say that helped, but... :oldunsure:

:lmao:
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:lmao: wtf

 
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Wow, Tennessee is horrible.
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Shut your whore mouth. (Had a dream last night where you came to Austin for a job interview and stayed with us and ended up telling jokes and playing with my daughter one night when cos and his wife came over for dinner. Was a good dream gbhjs except for me waking up feeling a little gay. Hope you are feeling better.)
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[insert daughter joke here]

And yeah, it's a little gay. Tennessee still sucks though.

 
Dammit, I need a new avatar now. Can't go into hockey season with this one again.

ETA!!!! I am editing this rather than posting again because when I went to change my avatar I saw that my post count was...19,999. My next post needs to have gravitas.

 
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Homer J Simpson said:
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Wow, Tennessee is horrible.
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Shut your whore mouth. (Had a dream last night where you came to Austin for a job interview and stayed with us and ended up telling jokes and playing with my daughter one night when cos and his wife came over for dinner. Was a good dream gbhjs except for me waking up feeling a little gay. Hope you are feeling better.)
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[insert daughter joke here]And yeah, it's a little gay. Tennessee still sucks though.
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So my best friend is "in the room" with Tennessee football. He called me about 6pm and here was our conversation.

Me: "hey, stick. What's up?"

Him : "this is the worst goaddam football team I've ever seen. Do you believe me now about how bad we are? We've got ####### division 3 players wearing out uniforms getting ### ####ed every week by the rest of the country. I almost went in to their locker room at half time to ask their quarterback to come play for us."

:hang up on me:

 
Thoughts and prayers to you and your family Drifter.

You're a great friend GM.

Stl. Bob, good luck with Cal, praying for you guys too,

I'm about 6 or so pages behind, so if I missed anyone else, thopras to you as well.

 
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Wow, Tennessee is horrible.
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Shut your whore mouth. (Had a dream last night where you came to Austin for a job interview and stayed with us and ended up telling jokes and playing with my daughter one night when cos and his wife came over for dinner. Was a good dream gbhjs except for me waking up feeling a little gay. Hope you are feeling better.)
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[insert daughter joke here]And yeah, it's a little gay. Tennessee still sucks though.
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So my best friend is "in the room" with Tennessee football. He called me about 6pm and here was our conversation. Me: "hey, stick. What's up?"

Him : "this is the worst goaddam football team I've ever seen. Do you believe me now about how bad we are? We've got ####### division 3 players wearing out uniforms getting ### ####ed every week by the rest of the country. I almost went in to their locker room at half time to ask their quarterback to come play for us."

:hang up on me:
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That's unfortunate.

 
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Wow, Tennessee is horrible.
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Shut your whore mouth. (Had a dream last night where you came to Austin for a job interview and stayed with us and ended up telling jokes and playing with my daughter one night when cos and his wife came over for dinner. Was a good dream gbhjs except for me waking up feeling a little gay. Hope you are feeling better.)
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[insert daughter joke here]And yeah, it's a little gay. Tennessee still sucks though.
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So my best friend is "in the room" with Tennessee football. He called me about 6pm and here was our conversation. Me: "hey, stick. What's up?"

Him : "this is the worst goaddam football team I've ever seen. Do you believe me now about how bad we are? We've got ####### division 3 players wearing out uniforms getting ### ####ed every week by the rest of the country. I almost went in to their locker room at half time to ask their quarterback to come play for us."

:hang up on me:
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Yep. Sounds about right.

 
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