GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

JAY!!!!!!!!!

Screw you Sacamano. You get a baseball championship every other year. How about giving us one every 20.

You take that approach with the Steelers, do ya'?

Sure. Giving everyone else a chance this year

We gave the Giants a rub and tug last season.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

JAY!!!!!!!!!

Screw you Sacamano. You get a baseball championship every other year. How about giving us one every 20.

You take that approach with the Steelers, do ya'?

Sure. Giving everyone else a chance this year

We gave the Giants a rub and tug last season.

no mas

 

[General Malaise]

Tanner and I never have fights over our Draw Free games. Just sayin.

The 3-ways between myself, YSR and GM are basically electronic love-fests.

The only thing that sucks is after you climax, you hibernate for weeks.

#GO

Sorry Mr. Perfect!

(awe... our first iFight)

I fight with all my besties...it's part of my affliction.

 

[T Bell]

Slothing Private Ryan

 

[General Malaise]

I also haven't gotten kicked in the balls by life in a while

I am also recently engaged

If Disco Stu can get hitched, what is the hope for the rest of us?

Also, I am sorry to hear about your cat. The last kick in the balls in my life was the death of my now fiance's family dog. It was horrible. We have since got a new one and he is the best. Here is to hoping Chance has the same healing effect for you.

Thanks very much. Good to see you back. Sacamano did a good job on updates in your absence. And congrats on the engagement.

My spirit for that endeavor was forever broken once I read GM's update in the form of a FBG Daily e-mail. Sometimes you just need to tip your hat to the master.

Sacamano mastered the craft.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

JAY!!!!!!!!!

:grouphugwithgmarconutz:

 

[Frostillicus]

Eagan! Welcome back. Don't sell yourself short on the daily/weekly recaps, you were a pioneer.

 

[mr roboto]

Will be in Twin Cities either Friday or Saturday night. Meat raffles?

 

[shuke]

What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Missed most of the game to attend a meeting at City Hall about this rezoning thing. JFC, if I wasn't there to witness this muctercluck, I wouldn't have believed it. I'm show more courtesy and consideration after 30 beers. That's saying something.

When it was over she so eloquently asked me "who are you?!!".

I'll continue if you care

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

Play them against each other.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

You're getting banged in the liquor room.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The ice cream man just came by and I heard the boys go all crazy digging through their banks. I was going to get something but thought better of it. Then Cal comes back inside and handed me an ice cream sandwich. I was seriously touched and thanked him for being so kind and generous. He replied "anything for my daddy". Really needed that after the last couple of days.

How long until you realize he and his brother had no money and distracted you long enough to get in your wallet and buy the three of you ice cream with your money?

They have been taught that we all trust each other in this house and stealing from me is bad for one's health.

Fair enough. I just hope my kids know that if they steal from me, they can earn forgiveness by bringing me ice cream.

They earn money doing chores, no need to steal.

I was joking. For a guy who had beers and the sex this weekend you sure are uptight.

I know you were. Plus I go from uptight to zero to uptight rather quickly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I should have a whiskey. Should I have a whiskey?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think SLB should have a whiskey. Should SLB have a whiskey?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think SLB should have a whiskey. Should SLB have a whiskey?

DONE!

 

[shuke]

So has anyone talked to cos? I texted him the other day letting him know I was in costown but haven't heard from him. Hope he's doing okay.

Also, this.

 

[shuke]

What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

You're getting banged in the liquor room.

Yea, that didn't happen.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love Cos. He's cool, nice, angry and bitter. He'll be fine I'm thinking.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm 0-0 in WWF

Unless you count my wife's dopey friends when they thought myself or Cal were playing. I'm somewhat illiterate but 3-0 against them.

 

[shuke]

Also, this.

Is this thing on?

 

[kevzilla]

I don't do teh Facebooks, WWF is out of the question.

Shuke>how long you in town?

 

[shuke]

I don't do teh Facebooks, WWF is out of the question.

Shuke>how long you in town?

Flying out in the morning. Will be back soon.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

You're getting banged in the liquor room.

Yea, that didn't happen.

What did happen?

 

[kevzilla]

I don't do teh Facebooks, WWF is out of the question.

Shuke>how long you in town?

Flying out in the morning. Will be back soon.

Always down for happy hour, if I have any heads-up at all.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, this.

Is this thing on?

I had a seizure.

 

[UniAlias]

So has anyone talked to cos? I texted him the other day letting him know I was in costown but haven't heard from him. Hope he's doing okay.

Also, this.

 

[kevzilla]

GM>I whipped our lineup into shape. Haven't made a final decision on defense yet.

 

[General Malaise]

Looks good Kev. Might consider Bilal POWell over Trent or CJ but I don't have a strong opinion on it. Just love his name.

 

[heckmanm]

Also, this.

Is this thing on?

my link

 

[YSR]

I had a, uh, dream about Jay Cutler last night.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I had a, uh, dream about Jay Cutler last night.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Abraham]

I had a, uh, dream about Jay Cutler last night.

Did he start by getting you really revved up before rolling over to read a copy of Readers Digest and eat a sandwich?

 

[Hawks64]

I think I should have a whiskey. Should I have a whiskey?

Yes, you should and I hope you did.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I had a, uh, dream about Jay Cutler last night.

Go on.

 

[YSR]

I had a, uh, dream about Jay Cutler last night.

Go on.

I can't.

 

[Abraham]

Couple things for the morning:

- The Lorde record and the HAIM record are both fantastic. Yes, I still call them records.

- I filled up the tank this morning when I found gas for 2.96/gallon. I did almost run out getting to the station.

 

[Limp Ditka]

- The Lorde record and the HAIM record are both fantastic. Yes, I still call them records.

Cover of Swinging Party (if it's even on the 'record'. since I only stumbled upon it on YouTube) is pretty awful though.

 

[Abraham]

- The Lorde record and the HAIM record are both fantastic. Yes, I still call them records.

Cover of Swinging Party (if it's even on the 'record'. since I only stumbled upon it on YouTube) is pretty awful though.

Haven't heard that one and it isn't on the album. I really liked the Lana Del Rey album and this feels like that record made over but with better hooks. If Lorde becomes a superstar and we never hear from Del Rey again then I will chalk it up to the Grantland thing/theory about there only being room for one person/artist of each type in pop culture to be a big star.

 

[Limp Ditka]

- The Lorde record and the HAIM record are both fantastic. Yes, I still call them records.

Cover of Swinging Party (if it's even on the 'record'. since I only stumbled upon it on YouTube) is pretty awful though.

Haven't heard that one and it isn't on the album. I really liked the Lana Del Rey album and this feels like that record made over but with better hooks. If Lorde becomes a superstar and we never hear from Del Rey again then I will chalk it up to the Grantland thing/theory about there only being room for one person/artist of each type in pop culture to be a big star.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wavwT7paPs

 

[Thorn]

So has anyone talked to cos? I texted him the other day letting him know I was in costown but haven't heard from him. Hope he's doing okay.

Also, this.

Exchanged texts with him yesterday.

 

[Thorn]

What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

You're getting banged in the liquor room.

Yea, that didn't happen.

Did you tell them it was your 21st birthday? I heard that leads to threesomes.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

"First one's free. Just a little taste. Next time bring a friend."

"And, most importantly, don't forget to tip us well."

 

[Frostillicus]

Tanner, quick update on our team:

1. We have Julio Jones.

2. Our QBs are still Matt Flynn, Jake Locker, and Josh Freeman.

3. I forgot to set a lineup last week

4. We do have one win.

5. We have more points than four teams including the 4-1 Ice bags & Nachos

6. We have the third most points scored against us.

 

[Fuller]

Tanner, quick update on our team:

1. We have Julio Jones.

2. Our QBs are still Matt Flynn, Jake Locker, and Josh Freeman.

3. I forgot to set a lineup last week

4. We do have one win.

5. We have more points than four teams including the 4-1 Ice bags & Nachos

6. We have the third most points scored against us.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner, quick update on our team:

2. Our QBs are still Matt Flynn, Jake Locker, and Josh Freeman.

strong group here

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, quick update on our team:

1. We have Julio Jones.

2. Our QBs are still Matt Flynn, Jake Locker, and Josh Freeman.

3. I forgot to set a lineup last week

4. We do have one win.

5. We have more points than four teams including the 4-1 Ice bags & Nachos

6. We have the third most points scored against us.

Outstanding

 

[Frostillicus]

I DID set a lineup this week.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still have Geno Smith wasting away on my bench. Let's deal!

 

[FDAS]

I DID set a lineup this week.

How DID you do in softball last week?