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I also haven't gotten kicked in the balls by life in a while

I am also recently engaged
:confused:
If Disco Stu can get hitched, what is the hope for the rest of us?

Also, I am sorry to hear about your cat. The last kick in the balls in my life was the death of my now fiance's family dog. It was horrible. We have since got a new one and he is the best. Here is to hoping Chance has the same healing effect for you.
Thanks very much. Good to see you back. Sacamano did a good job on updates in your absence. ;) And congrats on the engagement.
My spirit for that endeavor was forever broken once I read GM's update in the form of a FBG Daily e-mail. Sometimes you just need to tip your hat to the master.
Sacamano mastered the craft.

 
What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?

 
Missed most of the game to attend a meeting at City Hall about this rezoning thing. JFC, if I wasn't there to witness this muctercluck, I wouldn't have believed it. I'm show more courtesy and consideration after 30 beers. That's saying something.

When it was over she so eloquently asked me "who are you?!!".

I'll continue if you care

 
The ice cream man just came by and I heard the boys go all crazy digging through their banks. I was going to get something but thought better of it. Then Cal comes back inside and handed me an ice cream sandwich. I was seriously touched and thanked him for being so kind and generous. He replied "anything for my daddy". Really needed that after the last couple of days.
How long until you realize he and his brother had no money and distracted you long enough to get in your wallet and buy the three of you ice cream with your money?
They have been taught that we all trust each other in this house and stealing from me is bad for one's health.
Fair enough. I just hope my kids know that if they steal from me, they can earn forgiveness by bringing me ice cream.
They earn money doing chores, no need to steal. :shrug:
I was joking. For a guy who had beers and the sex this weekend you sure are uptight. ;)
I know you were. Plus I go from uptight to zero to uptight rather quickly. :coffee:

 
So has anyone talked to cos? I texted him the other day letting him know I was in costown but haven't heard from him. Hope he's doing okay.

Also, this.

 
I'm 0-0 in WWF

Unless you count my wife's dopey friends when they thought myself or Cal were playing. I'm somewhat illiterate but 3-0 against them. :coffee:

 
Couple things for the morning:

- The Lorde record and the HAIM record are both fantastic. Yes, I still call them records.

- I filled up the tank this morning when I found gas for 2.96/gallon. I did almost run out getting to the station.

 
- The Lorde record and the HAIM record are both fantastic. Yes, I still call them records.
Cover of Swinging Party (if it's even on the 'record'. since I only stumbled upon it on YouTube) is pretty awful though.
Haven't heard that one and it isn't on the album. I really liked the Lana Del Rey album and this feels like that record made over but with better hooks. If Lorde becomes a superstar and we never hear from Del Rey again then I will chalk it up to the Grantland thing/theory about there only being room for one person/artist of each type in pop culture to be a big star.

 
- The Lorde record and the HAIM record are both fantastic. Yes, I still call them records.
Cover of Swinging Party (if it's even on the 'record'. since I only stumbled upon it on YouTube) is pretty awful though.
Haven't heard that one and it isn't on the album. I really liked the Lana Del Rey album and this feels like that record made over but with better hooks. If Lorde becomes a superstar and we never hear from Del Rey again then I will chalk it up to the Grantland thing/theory about there only being room for one person/artist of each type in pop culture to be a big star.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wavwT7paPs

 
shuke said:
What's it mean when one smoking hot bartender tells you that the other smoking hot bartender bought your first beer?
"First one's free. Just a little taste. Next time bring a friend."

"And, most importantly, don't forget to tip us well."

 
Tanner, quick update on our team:

1. We have Julio Jones.

2. Our QBs are still Matt Flynn, Jake Locker, and Josh Freeman.

3. I forgot to set a lineup last week

4. We do have one win.

5. We have more points than four teams including the 4-1 Ice bags & Nachos

6. We have the third most points scored against us.

 
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Tanner, quick update on our team:

1. We have Julio Jones.

2. Our QBs are still Matt Flynn, Jake Locker, and Josh Freeman.

3. I forgot to set a lineup last week

4. We do have one win.

5. We have more points than four teams including the 4-1 Ice bags & Nachos

6. We have the third most points scored against us.
:ptts:

 
Tanner, quick update on our team:

1. We have Julio Jones.

2. Our QBs are still Matt Flynn, Jake Locker, and Josh Freeman.

3. I forgot to set a lineup last week

4. We do have one win.

5. We have more points than four teams including the 4-1 Ice bags & Nachos

6. We have the third most points scored against us.
Outstanding

 

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