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[Homer J Simpson]

I saw a band called The Pictures tonight. They covered Pearl Jam. They also played the Cupid Shuffle.

Did you do it?

Of course I did. This one was a family effort. I Cupid Shuffled with Yuke in arm and Angrywife did it while trying to teach JR the dance.It's actually the second time in last coupled weeks I've Cupid Shuffled. I let some chick from the Belton Convention & Visitors Bureau talk me into it at a conference a couple weeks ago.

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. I'm leaning ashamed.

The English language needs a word for some sort of combination of the two.

"I ate an entire 16" pizza in one sitting! I feel so _________."

 

[krista4]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

 

[Drifter]

prashoud

 

[bentley]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFSNtnXu48

White people "hip hop" line dancing. Most often done at a wedding reception or party with a cover band.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

no clue here

 

[Frostillicus]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

I assumed it meant making crock pot chicken.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFSNtnXu48

White people "hip hop" line dancing. Most often done at a wedding reception or party with a cover band.

 

[krista4]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFSNtnXu48

White people "hip hop" line dancing. Most often done at a wedding reception or party with a cover band.

This makes me very, very sad.

 

[YSR]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

I assumed it meant making crock pot chicken.

I was waiting for the Cha-Cha-Charlie Brown.

 

[bentley]

K4> I'm going to mark you down for the "ashamed" vote. I also spent an hour in a game of tag where I was the only person playing over the age of six. Property damage was relatively minimal. Nate and Jake's mom made us stop.

 

[Abraham]

I am currently out of booze except for an unopened bottle of Hot 100 cinnamon liquor that cos brought to my Christmas party three years ago. And I am googling recipes for how to make a respectable drink from it.

I also for hired today to ghost write a blog for a German paint supply company. Pay is really good ($50 per post, five posts of 500-600 words each week) so I'm pretty happy about that.

 

[krista4]

K4> I'm going to mark you down for the "ashamed" vote. I also spent an hour in a game of tag where I was the only person playing over the age of six. Property damage was relatively minimal. Nate and Jake's mom made us stop.

I think the game of tag might have balanced it out.

 

[YSR]

I am currently out of booze except for an unopened bottle of Hot 100 cinnamon liquor that cos brought to my Christmas party three years ago. And I am googling recipes for how to make a respectable drink from it.

CD> you were one of my favorites from coshole 2013, but even I (as a flysack-deemed problem drinker) have to tell you that a lot of your posts deal with booze and how you're scrimping on gas, etc. in order to pay for it.

Don't get me wrong, I had a fun run when I started pumping breast milk and drank a bunch of wine. But in having a 3.5 month old and working full-time, I'm not really sure where the alcohol could/should fit.

More importantly, if you're facing money issues, alcohol should be the first thing that goes, IMO. It's not a necessity.

 

[bentley]

I am currently out of booze except for an unopened bottle of Hot 100 cinnamon liquor that cos brought to my Christmas party three years ago. And I am googling recipes for how to make a respectable drink from it.

I also for hired today to ghost write a blog for a German paint supply company. Pay is really good ($50 per post, five posts of 500-600 words each week) so I'm pretty happy about that.

Thanks to the Valero that opened up across the street last month, I'm in possession of two 24 oz cans of "special edition" Busch beer.

 

[Frostillicus]

It's not a necessity.

lol

 

[Abraham]

I am currently out of booze except for an unopened bottle of Hot 100 cinnamon liquor that cos brought to my Christmas party three years ago. And I am googling recipes for how to make a respectable drink from it.

CD> you were one of my favorites from coshole 2013, but even I (as a flysack-deemed problem drinker) have to tell you that a lot of your posts deal with booze and how you're scrimping on gas, etc. in order to pay for it.

Don't get me wrong, I had a fun run when I started pumping breast milk and drank a bunch of wine. But in having a 3.5 month old and working full-time, I'm not really sure where the alcohol could/should fit.

More importantly, if you're facing money issues, alcohol should be the first thing that goes, IMO. It's not a necessity.

Yeah yeah. I'm not drinking anymore tonight. Just longingly wishing the fridge was full.

I've cleaned up my act a lot and part of that has been admitting that, given the chance, id drink to excess whenever the opportunity presented itself. It's a bad way to be. And I post a lot about it but part of that is me reminding myself how much I used to drink; I used to be comfortable being "the friend with a beer in his hand." Now I realize that that guy is fun in his 20's and pathetic in his 30's.

But in the last month it seems that my 3 year old has gotten 100x smarter and hanging out with her is a lot Better than drinking. I come home and get right after it playing with her instead of drinking and it's a lot more fun.

Thanks for the concern. Really. But I'm on the mend.

 

[proninja]

I saw a band called The Pictures tonight. They covered Pearl Jam. They also played the Cupid Shuffle.

Did you do it?

Of course I did. This one was a family effort. I Cupid Shuffled with Yuke in arm and Angrywife did it while trying to teach JR the dance.

It's actually the second time in last coupled weeks I've Cupid Shuffled. I let some chick from the Belton Convention & Visitors Bureau talk me into it at a conference a couple weeks ago.

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. I'm leaning ashamed.

There are some statements that can only come from one person in the thread. This is one of them.

 

[eaganwildcats]

I am currently out of booze except for an unopened bottle of Hot 100 cinnamon liquor that cos brought to my Christmas party three years ago. And I am googling recipes for how to make a respectable drink from it.

CD> you were one of my favorites from coshole 2013, but even I (as a flysack-deemed problem drinker) have to tell you that a lot of your posts deal with booze and how you're scrimping on gas, etc. in order to pay for it.

Don't get me wrong, I had a fun run when I started pumping breast milk and drank a bunch of wine. But in having a 3.5 month old and working full-time, I'm not really sure where the alcohol could/should fit.

More importantly, if you're facing money issues, alcohol should be the first thing that goes, IMO. It's not a necessity.

Yeah yeah. I'm not drinking anymore tonight. Just longingly wishing the fridge was full.

I've cleaned up my act a lot and part of that has been admitting that, given the chance, id drink to excess whenever the opportunity presented itself. It's a bad way to be. And I post a lot about it but part of that is me reminding myself how much I used to drink; I used to be comfortable being "the friend with a beer in his hand." Now I realize that that guy is fun in his 20's and pathetic in his 30's.

But in the last month it seems that my 3 year old has gotten 100x smarter and hanging out with her is a lot Better than drinking. I come home and get right after it playing with her instead of drinking and it's a lot more fun.

Thanks for the concern. Really. But I'm on the mend.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still fun in the 30s here.

 

[bentley]

I saw a band called The Pictures tonight. They covered Pearl Jam. They also played the Cupid Shuffle.

Did you do it?

Of course I did. This one was a family effort. I Cupid Shuffled with Yuke in arm and Angrywife did it while trying to teach JR the dance.It's actually the second time in last coupled weeks I've Cupid Shuffled. I let some chick from the Belton Convention & Visitors Bureau talk me into it at a conference a couple weeks ago.

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. I'm leaning ashamed.

There are some statements that can only come from one person in the thread. This is one of them.

I don't get it.

 

[-fish-]

It's not a necessity.

Shut your whore mouth

 

[shuke]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

 

[bentley]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

IT WAS BRILLIANT!

Jesus, you're getting a little GMish with this.

 

[proninja]

I saw a band called The Pictures tonight. They covered Pearl Jam. They also played the Cupid Shuffle.

Did you do it?

Of course I did. This one was a family effort. I Cupid Shuffled with Yuke in arm and Angrywife did it while trying to teach JR the dance.It's actually the second time in last coupled weeks I've Cupid Shuffled. I let some chick from the Belton Convention & Visitors Bureau talk me into it at a conference a couple weeks ago.

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. I'm leaning ashamed.

There are some statements that can only come from one person in the thread. This is one of them.

I don't get it.

Who else in here would be involved with the "belton convention and visitor's bureau?"

As far as I can tell, you schmooze for a living. I'm totally jealous.

 

[kevzilla]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

Gave me f'n nightmares. So...thanks?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Lots of needy in here.

 

[krista4]

shuke, it was awesome. I tend to read 2-3 pages at a time and sometimes don't hit everything I wish to comment on.

 

[proninja]

shuke, we love you and validate you

 

[bentley]

Ninja>

 

[-fish-]

Sucked.

j/k. I peed a little.

 

[Aerial Assault]

shuke, it was awesome. I tend to read 2-3 pages at a time and sometimes don't hit everything I wish to comment on.

[sputters] That's . . . that's outrageous

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

Saw it. It was just ok. The picture of the cat already looks like cos. This was just cos cat plus blur.

 

[strykerpks]

That's what that was? You should probably get in touch with dkeato to put it on a shirt

 

[kevzilla]

bentley>my GB wants me to go to Temple Friday night for Rev. Horton Heat, Flametrick Subs and Satan's Cheerleaders. You have any connections to law enforcement in Bell County? Pretty sure we're going to jail.

 

[shuke]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

IT WAS BRILLIANT!

Jesus, you're getting a little GMish with this.

I'm just worried people missed it!

 

[T Bell]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFSNtnXu48

White people "hip hop" line dancing. Most often done at a wedding reception or party with a cover band.

This makes me very, very sad.

Thank God for guns, germs and steel, because otherwise white people had no chance in the world.

 

[-fish-]

bentley>my GB wants me to go to Temple Friday night for Rev. Horton Heat, Flametrick Subs and Satan's Cheerleaders. You have any connections to law enforcement in Bell County? Pretty sure we're going to jail.

Can't believe rev horton heat is still around. so much fun 20 years ago.

 

[bentley]

bentley>my GB wants me to go to Temple Friday night for Rev. Horton Heat, Flametrick Subs and Satan's Cheerleaders. You have any connections to law enforcement in Bell County? Pretty sure we're going to jail.

I'm jealous. Love the Rev but I haven't seen him in at least five years. Damn kids.

Upon further review, the girl that talked me into doing the Cupid Shuffle is the sales manager for the Bell County Expo Center. So, I can probably help you out if you get thrown in jail at the facility. Otherwise you're on your own.

 

[shuke]

shuke, we love you and validate you

WHEW

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

That's what that was? You should probably get in touch with dkeato to put it on a shirt

 

[T Bell]

That's what that was? You should probably get in touch with dkeato to put it on a shirt

 

[General Malaise]

Changed my survivor pick from Seattle to Chicago 5 minutes before kickoff. I knew the Giants were going "Defense Optional" tonight, but I didn't know the Bears were following suit. FML.

I think you're good.

Impossible to believe that I had to sweat that one out. Jesus, Jay Cutler. Can you stop "NOT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRING" 3/4 of the way through an NFL game? Pretty please?

Gonna go ahead and say this and I don't say it lightly: I'd rather have Tony Romo as my QB than Jay Cutler. Going to go barf now.

 

[General Malaise]

I saw a band called The Pictures tonight. They covered Pearl Jam. They also played the Cupid Shuffle.

Did you do it?

Of course I did. This one was a family effort. I Cupid Shuffled with Yuke in arm and Angrywife did it while trying to teach JR the dance.

It's actually the second time in last coupled weeks I've Cupid Shuffled. I let some chick from the Belton Convention & Visitors Bureau talk me into it at a conference a couple weeks ago.

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. I'm leaning ashamed.

The what?

 

[krista4]

Changed my survivor pick from Seattle to Chicago 5 minutes before kickoff. I knew the Giants were going "Defense Optional" tonight, but I didn't know the Bears were following suit. FML.

I think you're good.

Impossible to believe that I had to sweat that one out. Jesus, Jay Cutler. Can you stop "NOT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRING" 3/4 of the way through an NFL game? Pretty please?

Gonna go ahead and say this and I don't say it lightly: I'd rather have Tony Romo as my QB than Jay Cutler. Going to go barf now.

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just cupid shuffled in my underpants

 

[General Malaise]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

IT WAS BRILLIANT!

Jesus, you're getting a little GMish with this.

I was too busy trying to MSFT Paint a morphing of Shuke & Hazel eating a cracker with a furious scowl to compete with Shuke's rendering of K4CosCatt to respond....what's all this now? I'm now a punchline from a guy that voluntarily drinks Busch? What a ####.

 

[General Malaise]

Changed my survivor pick from Seattle to Chicago 5 minutes before kickoff. I knew the Giants were going "Defense Optional" tonight, but I didn't know the Bears were following suit. FML.

I think you're good.

Impossible to believe that I had to sweat that one out. Jesus, Jay Cutler. Can you stop "NOT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRING" 3/4 of the way through an NFL game? Pretty please?

Gonna go ahead and say this and I don't say it lightly: I'd rather have Tony Romo as my QB than Jay Cutler. Going to go barf now.

You shut your whore mouth.

Pretty sweet on 3rd & 4th circa crunch time, eh? Got that out of bounds throw down almost as good as his French surrender ground toss.

 

[General Malaise]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

IT WAS BRILLIANT!

Jesus, you're getting a little GMish with this.

I was too busy trying to MSFT Paint a morphing of Shuke & Hazel eating a cracker with a furious scowl to compete with Shuke's rendering of K4CosCatt to respond....what's all this now? I'm now a punchline from a guy that voluntarily drinks Busch? What a ####.

Should be "who" and not "that". Also **** and not #####

 

[bentley]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

IT WAS BRILLIANT!Jesus, you're getting a little GMish with this.

I was too busy trying to MSFT Paint a morphing of Shuke & Hazel eating a cracker with a furious scowl to compete with Shuke's rendering of K4CosCatt to respond....what's all this now? I'm now a punchline from a guy that voluntarily drinks Busch? What a ####.

Should be "who" and not "that". Also **** and not #####

I was trying to say that Shuke was being sensitive by using the phrase "GMish". I think that's all that needs to be said.

 

[strykerpks]

Changed my survivor pick from Seattle to Chicago 5 minutes before kickoff. I knew the Giants were going "Defense Optional" tonight, but I didn't know the Bears were following suit. FML.

I think you're good.

Impossible to believe that I had to sweat that one out. Jesus, Jay Cutler. Can you stop "NOT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRING" 3/4 of the way through an NFL game? Pretty please?

Gonna go ahead and say this and I don't say it lightly: I'd rather have Tony Romo as my QB than Jay Cutler. Going to go barf now.

You shut your whore mouth.

Pretty sweet on 3rd & 4th circa crunch time, eh? Got that out of bounds throw down almost as good as his French surrender ground toss.

To be fair, he threw to Earl Bennett. I'll defer to smarter football people than I, but I'm not calling a play for a guy named Earl on 3rd and 4.

It was doomed from the start