GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Bob, I love you but I hope the cardinals eat a ####

Also in on our Doyers

<_<

No Pack

Sorry GB, it's the only new song I know

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Listening to music with Dylan. Will be back in a few

Ironically, I'm listening to Dylan, bob. Bob Dylan.

Jacob, here

I have a friend that used to enjoy driving home from the bar listening to One Headlight

Guster BOC inventory:

Bako Middle school newsletter

T-shirt from Dewey's Pizza (actually in my size)

Dora the Explorer Christmas DVD

ATM DVD (disappointingly not porn)

United Way hand fan

Covert Affairs Season 2 DVD

Duets DVD

Weber Grill instruction manual

Mattel Classic Football (battery intact)

Polar bear Pez w/ lemon candy

Phase 10 card game

Koozie

50% off coupon to Arnold's Car and Grill in Cincinnati

Two random coins

WNKU.org magnet

VIP party pass for music festival last month

F&HC MPO retractable network cable

2/3 of a sleeve of Titleist DTs

Box of 1995 Topps Football Cards

Staple remover

Thong (seemingly used)

Mad Tree Psychopathy Pale Ale

Mt. Carmel Amber Ale

OG RASPBERRY 4LOKO!!!!!!!!1111!!

Nice! So, uh, what are you going to do with that staple remover?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm in the basement now and Dylan was with me. He heard the water from the bathtub running down...

D: Daddy, what's that sound?

M. Come here son. (Ready to drop some knowledge, I pick a pen up and drop it on the desk). Why did that pen fall like that?

D: Because of gravity.

M. That's right. <_< So what you heard was when Calvin was emptying the bathtub a....

D: Oh. It was the water draining. Water always runs downhill right? Well unless it is outside then it could evaporate and go up into the sky.

M: Nice talk son. Go get your snack, it's almost time for bed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll be here all night. Try the veal.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Must be nice for the kid to have Bill Nye the Science Guy as a dad.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Must be nice for the kid to have Bill Nye the Science Guy as a dad.

No ####. What kind of men is Mrs. SLB having around here?! Radioactive men....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR, little parenting tip, give your kid something they love. Maybe even spend a little more than you want. Then take it away every time they get out of line.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Does that make me bad?

 

[Hawks64]

Does that make me bad?

Makes you smart!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

#### the west coast Yankees right intheir overpaid little dickholes

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Does that make me bad?

Makes you smart!

It's so close...

#### the west coast Yankees right intheir overpaid little dickholes

Interesting perspective, counselor.

 

[bentley]

YSR, little parenting tip, give your kid something they love. Maybe even spend a little more than you want. Then take it away every time they get out of line.

We're doing this with Lego Star Wars for the XBOX with JR. Little ####er usually straightens right up when threatened with not getting to play it after dinner.

 

[krista4]

Listening to music with Dylan. Will be back in a few

Ironically, I'm listening to Dylan, bob. Bob Dylan.

It's like rain on your wedding day.

Isn't it ironic? (No.)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I do that with my kid's matchbox/hot wheels cars. He has a billion of them, but if I just a portion of them in a tub and take them away he acts like I just punched him in the face.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Excited for X number of additional games where we talk about "the Cardinal Way".

 

[krista4]

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR, little parenting tip, give your kid something they love. Maybe even spend a little more than you want. Then take it away every time they get out of line.

We're doing this with Lego Star Wars for the XBOX with JR. Little ####er usually straightens right up when threatened with not getting to play it after dinner.

My Dad thought it would be neat to buy them Nintendo 3DS's. I had no idea how much they cost or I would have made the boys return them. Threaten taking them away and they STF up though. Of course I take them away randomly when I think they are playing too much so it may lose its effectiveness.

I do that with my kid's matchbox/hot wheels cars. He has a billion of them, but if I just a portion of them in a tub and take them away he acts like I just punched him in the face.

How often do you punch him in the face? Not judging here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

Take a pic of yourself in front of the Giza with a sign I CSB.

 

[krista4]

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

Take a pic of yourself in front of the Giza with a sign I CSB.

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

Take a pic of yourself in front of the Giza with a sign I CSB.

I don't understand any of this.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Excited for X number of additional games where we talk about "the Cardinal Way".

Yeah enough Cardinals already.

Still rather see them than the Kitties or Sawwwwwwwwwwwwwwx though.

Go Doyers.

 

[Gadzooks]

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

 

[shuke]

I can't believe only like two people bothered to notice that I spent time morphing a picture of cos with a cat.

Saw it. It was just ok. The picture of the cat already looks like cos. This was just cos cat plus blur.

This.Plus bumping it like 20 minutes later when only one other person had posted was pretty pathetic.

IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK

 

[Frostillicus]

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

80% of sexually active men get dickwarts so it's not weird.

 

[Abraham]

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

Really ? That's intereting. I love Memphis. It's one of those rare American "biggish" cities that most people would never have any reason to visit. It's not on the way to anywhere unless you've been cursed to have to get to Nashville or Dallas by way of Arkansas. It's 700k people, the Mississippi River, and Graceland. I think it's a neat place.

 

[bentley]

YSR, little parenting tip, give your kid something they love. Maybe even spend a little more than you want. Then take it away every time they get out of line.

We're doing this with Lego Star Wars for the XBOX with JR. Little ####er usually straightens right up when threatened with not getting to play it after dinner.

My Dad thought it would be neat to buy them Nintendo 3DS's. I had no idea how much they cost or I would have made the boys return them. Threaten taking them away and they STF up though. Of course I take them away randomly when I think they are playing too much so it may lose its effectiveness.

I do that with my kid's matchbox/hot wheels cars. He has a billion of them, but if I just a portion of them in a tub and take them away he acts like I just punched him in the face.

How often do you punch him in the face? Not judging here.

JR's deal is that we play one level of Lego Star Wars every night after dinner. It usually takes about 30 minutes. I also give Yuke a controller that's not even connected and we all three sit on the couch together and play. I'm pretty sure that I'm as disappointed as he is the nights that he loses out on getting to play.

 

[Frostillicus]

Super glad I read today's update on Chance. ####### christ cancer can choke on a warty ****.

 

[shuke]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFSNtnXu48

White people "hip hop" line dancing. Most often done at a wedding reception or party with a cover band.

My wife was doing this crap in college 10+ years ago.

Interestingly enough it only came out 6 years ago.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

Nice shirt. Wanna Fkkk?

 

[Frostillicus]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFSNtnXu48

White people "hip hop" line dancing. Most often done at a wedding reception or party with a cover band.

My wife was doing this crap in college 10+ years ago.

Interestingly enough it only came out 6 years ago.

Busted.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

Take a pic of yourself in front of the Giza with a sign I CSB.

I don't understand any of this.

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

"Do you know what my breakfast, a microwave and you have in common"?

:spoiler: You both are going to make my sausage brown.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR, little parenting tip, give your kid something they love. Maybe even spend a little more than you want. Then take it away every time they get out of line.

We're doing this with Lego Star Wars for the XBOX with JR. Little ####er usually straightens right up when threatened with not getting to play it after dinner.

My Dad thought it would be neat to buy them Nintendo 3DS's. I had no idea how much they cost or I would have made the boys return them. Threaten taking them away and they STF up though. Of course I take them away randomly when I think they are playing too much so it may lose its effectiveness.

I do that with my kid's matchbox/hot wheels cars. He has a billion of them, but if I just a portion of them in a tub and take them away he acts like I just punched him in the face.

How often do you punch him in the face? Not judging here.

JR's deal is that we play one level of Lego Star Wars every night after dinner. It usually takes about 30 minutes. I also give Yuke a controller that's not even connected and we all three sit on the couch together and play. I'm pretty sure that I'm as disappointed as he is the nights that he loses out on getting to play.

You're a good Dad.

 

[shuke]

Good news alert

Spoiler

So I hit my bonus for Q3, the first time it was available. Hitting a casino and a bachelor party for the weekend so that's pretty much a wash.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

YSR, little parenting tip, give your kid something they love. Maybe even spend a little more than you want. Then take it away every time they get out of line.

We're doing this with Lego Star Wars for the XBOX with JR. Little ####er usually straightens right up when threatened with not getting to play it after dinner.

My Dad thought it would be neat to buy them Nintendo 3DS's. I had no idea how much they cost or I would have made the boys return them. Threaten taking them away and they STF up though. Of course I take them away randomly when I think they are playing too much so it may lose its effectiveness.

I do that with my kid's matchbox/hot wheels cars. He has a billion of them, but if I just a portion of them in a tub and take them away he acts like I just punched him in the face.

How often do you punch him in the face? Not judging here.

Only when he deserves it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

You can share coke over the internet now?

 

[shuke]

That "what does the fox say" thing is the single dumbest most annoying thing in the world right now, right?

It's intentionally dumb.

My kids love it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Good news alert

Spoiler

So I hit my bonus for Q3, the first time it was available. Hitting a casino and a bachelor party for the weekend so that's pretty much a wash.

Spoiler

Yes! Missed this earlier.

YSR, little parenting tip, give your kid something they love. Maybe even spend a little more than you want. Then take it away every time they get out of line.

We're doing this with Lego Star Wars for the XBOX with JR. Little ####er usually straightens right up when threatened with not getting to play it after dinner.

My Dad thought it would be neat to buy them Nintendo 3DS's. I had no idea how much they cost or I would have made the boys return them. Threaten taking them away and they STF up though. Of course I take them away randomly when I think they are playing too much so it may lose its effectiveness.

I do that with my kid's matchbox/hot wheels cars. He has a billion of them, but if I just a portion of them in a tub and take them away he acts like I just punched him in the face.

How often do you punch him in the face? Not judging here.

Only when he deserves it.

That sucks. Your knuckles must be sore.

 

[bentley]

Click on this repost. Really.

Yikes, I had to watch that a couple times, I thought that was my niece

Yeah, I had to watch it a few times, too.

One minute version is worth reposting, too:

http://www.viduu.com/video/i-whip-my-hair-back-forth-min-37854/

 

[shuke]

Shuke?

 

[shuke]

Gotta agree with canceling these.

Oh give me a ####ing break.

 

[shuke]

GF just texted me "handcuffs and heels."

is this a band I'm not familiar with or should I be leaving work?

Can you please leave your phone on in a Target basket?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Click on this repost. Really.

Yikes, I had to watch that a couple times, I thought that was my niece

Yeah, I had to watch it a few times, too.

One minute version is worth reposting, too:

http://www.viduu.com/video/i-whip-my-hair-back-forth-min-37854/

That one just made me angry.

 

[krista4]

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

Really ? That's intereting. I love Memphis. It's one of those rare American "biggish" cities that most people would never have any reason to visit. It's not on the way to anywhere unless you've been cursed to have to get to Nashville or Dallas by way of Arkansas. It's 700k people, the Mississippi River, and Graceland. I think it's a neat place.

That's neat. Try living there.

Hmph. We're in Memphis and I DON'T MISS A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS PLACE. Sorry Fuller et al.

Take a pic of yourself in front of the Giza with a sign I CSB.

I don't understand any of this.

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

"Do you know what my breakfast, a microwave and you have in common"?

:spoiler: You both are going to make my sausage brown.

It's the Giza part.

 

[Abraham]

I don't want to live there. I pass through often. But I also find the Mississippi River enchanting and love most everything about Tennessee.

 

[bentley]

I'm pretty sure that Bob is talking about Memphis, Egypt.

 

[krista4]

I don't want to live there. I pass through often. But I also find the Mississippi River enchanting and love most everything about Tennessee.

Yikes.

I'm pretty sure that Bob is talking about Memphis, Egypt.

Yeah, I guess that pyramid thing that I forgot about. Sucks.

 

[shuke]

Must be nice for the kid to have Bill Nye the Science Guy as a dad.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:duelingbanjos:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GF just texted me "handcuffs and heels."

is this a band I'm not familiar with or should I be leaving work?

Can you please leave your phone on in a Target basket?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

Can I buy you another vodka-cranberry?

 

[Tiger Fan]

TIger Fan - off to see a Pearl Jam cover band at the Hard Rock Pittsburgh, then the real thing tomorrow at the Consol across town....first time seeing PJ...Anything to expect? Anything that they may not play?(if they play Black and Yellow Ledbetter my wife will go nuts)

She will be a happy girl if u know what I mean

First show on a new tour, could be all over the place. They really mix up their sets alot, so don't expect all the hits. About the only thing you're guaranteed to hear is Even Flow. More likley to hear Ledbetter than Black. But you could hear both.

YOU NEVER KNOW

Glad you got both