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GM's thread about nothing (57 Viewers)

Uruk-Hai said:
Confession: I wore a Grand Funk Railroad T-shirt under my Senior picture tux*

* = glorified dickie
Most underrated post in the past week.

My 4 year old got me a beer out of the fridge AND opened it with a bottle opener for me tonight.

:prouddad:
I got in trouble with my wife when I made my 3 year old start doing this.(hi honey! love you)
My wife accepts that our son will be able to tell colors by what papa, grandpa, Uncle Steve et al drink

Her teeth are all messed up. Yikes, I'm still game. Btw... On impractical jokers, Sal reminds me of Shuke. Meant to say that earlier.
"I have a tool that can straighten those out. "
"You ever throw some meat on your grill?" /EG
"Let's go back to your place for a view of Lambeau."
I actually used a very similar line once. Back in aught 7 I visited a few friends in the greater Green Bay area.

Anti guster version:

She lived 3 blocks from Lambeau. We had sex on her back porch. I could see the stadium. I :hifive:'d zombie Ray Nitchske. It was awesome.

 
So yeah. If you're a hippie, #### off.

My FIL, BIL and another guy went on a moose hunt last month. They drove 50 hours from La Crosse, WI to the ####### Yukon. Then they took a plane to their campsite. Then they each took a separate plane to their hunting site. They didn't see each other for 12 days.

Anti Guster

My FIL shot a moose that is the largest ever taken from the Yukon. It is also the 6th biggest in the world.

We have a lot of meat and it's delicious.

 
So yeah. If you're a hippie, #### off.

My FIL, BIL and another guy went on a moose hunt last month. They drove 50 hours from La Crosse, WI to the ####### Yukon. Then they took a plane to their campsite. Then they each took a separate plane to their hunting site. They didn't see each other for 12 days.

Anti Guster

My FIL shot a moose that is the largest ever taken from the Yukon. It is also the 6th biggest in the world.

We have a lot of meat and it's delicious.
Why didn't they see each other? Was it hippies?

 
So yeah. If you're a hippie, #### off.

My FIL, BIL and another guy went on a moose hunt last month. They drove 50 hours from La Crosse, WI to the ####### Yukon. Then they took a plane to their campsite. Then they each took a separate plane to their hunting site. They didn't see each other for 12 days.

Anti Guster

My FIL shot a moose that is the largest ever taken from the Yukon. It is also the 6th biggest in the world.

We have a lot of meat and it's delicious.
Honey, we're gonna need more ziplock bags...

 
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me

 
bentley said:
Guster BOC inventory:

Bako Middle school newsletter
Guster regifted the copy of Medieval Times I gave him?
:thumbup:

I was going to rank the new teachers by how much I wanted to nail them but the photo quality left something to be desired. Dude was definitely last.

I feel like the thong was also regifted.
I wish I had a better story on the thong. I think it was left behind by a visitor one time, but I'm not sure which visitor :oldunsure: :thumbup:

 
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me
In line for a Pappy's shipment?

 
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me
In line for a Pappy's shipment?
Yeah, the store starts selling at 8... I'm 87th in line. Word is that the first 85 should be ok. Damn...
 
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me
In line for a Pappy's shipment?
Yeah, the store starts selling at 8... I'm 87th in line. Word is that the first 85 should be ok. Damn...
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me
In line for a Pappy's shipment?
Yeah, the store starts selling at 8... I'm 87th in line. Word is that the first 85 should be ok. Damn...
Thoughts and prayers, my friend.

Wouldn't it be easier to just have krista fly in with a bottle?

You know, next time........you could enlist the power that is GMTAN. By that I mean, several alcoholics holding places in line and handing them off when the DTs get too bad. Or - Oh Lordy, let it be true - can you drink on the streets there??

 
I'm currently doing a mental inventory of what I've eaten recently. My organs are doing their best to turn themselves inside out. I was hot boxing myself so bad in the car that it was like my own mini-Auschwitz. Good god. Warm bubble farts are the worst

 
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me
In line for a Pappy's shipment?
Yeah, the store starts selling at 8... I'm 87th in line. Word is that the first 85 should be ok. Damn...
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me
In line for a Pappy's shipment?
Yeah, the store starts selling at 8... I'm 87th in line. Word is that the first 85 should be ok. Damn...
Thoughts and prayers, my friend.Wouldn't it be easier to just have krista fly in with a bottle?

You know, next time........you could enlist the power that is GMTAN. By that I mean, several alcoholics holding places in line and handing them off when the DTs get too bad. Or - Oh Lordy, let it be true - can you drink on the streets there??
People started lining up around 3pm yesterday
 
I've only had Pappy's once. I thought it was good, especially mixed with Homer's recommendation of clamato juice. I added the soy sauce later on my own :wub:

 
I've only had Pappy's once. I thought it was good, especially mixed with Homer's recommendation of clamato juice. I added the soy sauce later on my own :wub:
I definitely enjoyed it, but it's not THIS good
I hear ya.Do you guys have ABC stores there or privately-owned liquor stores?
Privately owned and its only distributed to select spots, so it's not like you can walk into any old place to find it
 
There are currently 50+ people in line behind me.

I fully expect the person right in front of me to be the last ones to get a bottle, but I gotta wait this out

Its one bottle per person max, so i had FWB join me in line to buy an extra bottle if I happen to be lucky enough to give them my money.

 

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