Notorious T.R.E.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
cosjobs
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Text Homer for advice. Either on the threesome or the storytelling or both. The GMTAN will be happy either way.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Cosback!
Notorious T.R.E.
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Beltran is so hot right now.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Saved by the Beltran and stuff.
kevzilla
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Cos<hey
cosjobs
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Spilled beer in my playoff beard.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I love our Cards.
Homer J Simpson
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Baseball!!!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I love Dodge Durangos
Homer J Simpson
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Most underrated post in the past week.Uruk-Hai said:
My wife accepts that our son will be able to tell colors by what papa, grandpa, Uncle Steve et al drinkI got in trouble with my wife when I made my 3 year old start doing this.(hi honey! love you)My 4 year old got me a beer out of the fridge AND opened it with a bottle opener for me tonight.
rouddad:
I actually used a very similar line once. Back in aught 7 I visited a few friends in the greater Green Bay area.
Anti guster version:
She lived 3 blocks from Lambeau. We had sex on her back porch. I could see the stadium. I
'd zombie Ray Nitchske. It was awesome.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Gb Zombie Ray
strykerpks
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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I love you
strykerpks
Footballguy
So yeah. If you're a hippie, #### off.
My FIL, BIL and another guy went on a moose hunt last month. They drove 50 hours from La Crosse, WI to the ####### Yukon. Then they took a plane to their campsite. Then they each took a separate plane to their hunting site. They didn't see each other for 12 days.
Anti Guster
My FIL shot a moose that is the largest ever taken from the Yukon. It is also the 6th biggest in the world.
We have a lot of meat and it's delicious.
My FIL, BIL and another guy went on a moose hunt last month. They drove 50 hours from La Crosse, WI to the ####### Yukon. Then they took a plane to their campsite. Then they each took a separate plane to their hunting site. They didn't see each other for 12 days.
Anti Guster
My FIL shot a moose that is the largest ever taken from the Yukon. It is also the 6th biggest in the world.
We have a lot of meat and it's delicious.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
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Homer J Simpson
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Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
I got home from my monthly poker game at 2a. I'm currently up, waiting for my ex to show up and watch the kid so I can leave to wait in line at the local liquor store with the hopes of being able to sacrifice large sums of my hard-earned money in return for some glass bottles with fancy brown liquid inside. There were people in line already yesterday afternoon...May the ghost of Pappy Van Winkle be with me
Guster
Footballguy
I wish I had a better story on the thong. I think it was left behind by a visitor one time, but I'm not sure which visitor
I was going to rank the new teachers by how much I wanted to nail them but the photo quality left something to be desired. Dude was definitely last.
I feel like the thong was also regifted.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Yeah, the store starts selling at 8... I'm 87th in line. Word is that the first 85 should be ok. Damn...
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Thoughts and prayers, my friend.
Wouldn't it be easier to just have krista fly in with a bottle?
You know, next time........you could enlist the power that is GMTAN. By that I mean, several alcoholics holding places in line and handing them off when the DTs get too bad. Or - Oh Lordy, let it be true - can you drink on the streets there??
Guster
Footballguy
People started lining up around 3pm yesterday
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Nope. First come, first served. And this is just at one local liquor store.
Each place gets their stuff at different times, so I may end up doing this all over again another day soon-ish.
Guster
Footballguy
I definitely enjoyed it, but it's not THIS goodI've only had Pappy's once. I thought it was good, especially mixed with Homer's recommendation of clamato juice. I added the soy sauce later on my own
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I hear ya.I definitely enjoyed it, but it's not THIS goodI've only had Pappy's once. I thought it was good, especially mixed with Homer's recommendation of clamato juice. I added the soy sauce later on my own
Do you guys have ABC stores there or privately-owned liquor stores?
Guster
Footballguy
Privately owned and its only distributed to select spots, so it's not like you can walk into any old place to find itI hear ya.Do you guys have ABC stores there or privately-owned liquor stores?I definitely enjoyed it, but it's not THIS goodI've only had Pappy's once. I thought it was good, especially mixed with Homer's recommendation of clamato juice. I added the soy sauce later on my own
Guster
Footballguy
There are currently 50+ people in line behind me.
I fully expect the person right in front of me to be the last ones to get a bottle, but I gotta wait this out
Its one bottle per person max, so i had FWB join me in line to buy an extra bottle if I happen to be lucky enough to give them my money.
I fully expect the person right in front of me to be the last ones to get a bottle, but I gotta wait this out
Its one bottle per person max, so i had FWB join me in line to buy an extra bottle if I happen to be lucky enough to give them my money.
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