GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[belljr]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ra-cEPTUQNs

 

[belljr]

watch for the jumbo

 

[Mr.Pack]

Some of these are stealing Tanner's schtick. Others are just amazing.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-have-ever-happened?

"There's no I in happyness."

There is if you spell it right ####nut

 

[Mr.Pack]

House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.

Sorry Krista.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This reminds me of the Scrabble games between me, Rude, Nips, and Imp. Imp would obviously cheat by using some sort of anagram generator on the net. Scandalous. *HONKS*

Ouch.

 

[shuke]

Survived another day without smoking.

I have heard that the chemicals are out of your body by day 3 and after that it's all some sort of physical addiction or some such. We shall see.

It happens. Not trying to be a deterrent, but 9 years, 5 days and about 12 hours later, I still get a craving here and there. At this point I doubt it will ever go away completely, but I can assure that those cravings become less frequent.

Almost 4 years for me, and I almost never get a craving.

 

[shuke]

Some of these are stealing Tanner's schtick. Others are just amazing.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-have-ever-happened?

"There's no I in happyness."

LMAO at 4 and 25

 

[shuke]

House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.

Sorry. I hate the entire house buying/selling procedure.

 

[shuke]

My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.

So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.

Shut it down during the school year??

 

[shuke]

Get local media to do a story on the program and what it has done for the kids, too.

Awesome idea.

 

[shuke]

Krista's going to sell the school she owns in order to get some Pappy?

I don't know why but lmao: lmao:

 

[shuke]

For YSR and Krista only

Awesome.

Can you describe it to me?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My one and only post for the night. You better click it. Not a gif.

 

[krista4]

Krista's going to sell the school she owns in order to get some Pappy?

I don't know why but lmao: lmao:

I did too.

This reminds me of the Scrabble games between me, Rude, Nips, and Imp. Imp would obviously cheat by using some sort of anagram generator on the net. Scandalous. *HONKS*

Ouch.

Use of "between" when it should be "among" pains me, too.

For YSR and Krista only

Awesome.

Can you describe it to me?

You and Ignoramus.

Thanks to those with condolences on the house closing. I'd detail the BS here but (1) I will scream, and more importantly (2) no one wants to read that ####.

I can't tell you how badly I need to get out from under this house. It's not even so much the cost--I could rent it for much more than my mortgage if need be--but I just want to SIMPLIFY and also be DONE with Memphis. (no offense fuller)

 

[eaganwildcats]

Thanks to those with condolences on the house closing. I'd detail the BS here but (1) I will scream, and more importantly (2) no one wants to read that ####.

I can't tell you how badly I need to get out from under this house. It's not even so much the cost--I could rent it for much more than my mortgage if need be--but I just want to SIMPLIFY and also be DONE with Memphis. (no offense fuller)

If only you had a virtual assistant to help reduce the stress.

 

[kevzilla]

My one and only post for the night. You better click it. Not a gif.

What's a tounge?

 

[17seconds]

My one and only post for the night. You better click it. Not a gif.

funny but it's shopped

 

[krista4]

Thanks to those with condolences on the house closing. I'd detail the BS here but (1) I will scream, and more importantly (2) no one wants to read that ####.

I can't tell you how badly I need to get out from under this house. It's not even so much the cost--I could rent it for much more than my mortgage if need be--but I just want to SIMPLIFY and also be DONE with Memphis. (no offense fuller)

If only you had a virtual assistant to help reduce the stress.

I actually could really use an assistant. :(

 

[kevzilla]

My cell phone bricked tonight, while I was on a treadmill trying to explain to my GB that I would not make it for dinner.

Turns out I became eligible for an upgrade on the first of the month.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

#kevlife

 

[Abraham]

Four days - no smokes.

 

[kevzilla]

GM>Trent Richardson sleeps with the fishes rides the pine until further notice.

 

[Abraham]

GM>Trent Richardson sleeps with the fishes rides the pine until further notice.

I had that guy ranked top 5 six months ago. Nice job by the browns getting the number 30 pick for him.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

"Cross Training"

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/animating-famous-paintings-are-freaking-hilarious-1459175346

 

[igbomb]

My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.

So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.

Shut it down during the school year??

After this year. But my son is in year one of a six-year program.

 

[Thorn]

Thanks to those with condolences on the house closing. I'd detail the BS here but (1) I will scream, and more importantly (2) no one wants to read that ####.

I can't tell you how badly I need to get out from under this house. It's not even so much the cost--I could rent it for much more than my mortgage if need be--but I just want to SIMPLIFY and also be DONE with Memphis. (no offense fuller)

Perhaps you need an experienced real estate lawyer. PM if you like.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GM>Trent Richardson sleeps with the fishes rides the pine until further notice.

I had that guy ranked top 5 six months ago. Nice job by the browns getting the number 30 pick for him.

Ool.

 

[Fuller]

Krista's going to sell the school she owns in order to get some Pappy?

I don't know why but lmao: lmao:

I did too.

This reminds me of the Scrabble games between me, Rude, Nips, and Imp. Imp would obviously cheat by using some sort of anagram generator on the net. Scandalous. *HONKS*

Ouch.

Use of "between" when it should be "among" pains me, too.

For YSR and Krista only

Awesome.

Can you describe it to me?

You and Ignoramus.

Thanks to those with condolences on the house closing. I'd detail the BS here but (1) I will scream, and more importantly (2) no one wants to read that ####.

I can't tell you how badly I need to get out from under this house. It's not even so much the cost--I could rent it for much more than my mortgage if need be--but I just want to SIMPLIFY and also be DONE with Memphis. (no offense fuller)

none taken. there's a reason I live so far from work.

 

[Abraham]

GM>Trent Richardson sleeps with the fishes rides the pine until further notice.

I had that guy ranked top 5 six months ago. Nice job by the browns getting the number 30 pick for him.

Ool.

I don't work here anymore for a reason, friend.

 

[krista4]

Thanks to those with condolences on the house closing. I'd detail the BS here but (1) I will scream, and more importantly (2) no one wants to read that ####.

I can't tell you how badly I need to get out from under this house. It's not even so much the cost--I could rent it for much more than my mortgage if need be--but I just want to SIMPLIFY and also be DONE with Memphis. (no offense fuller)

Perhaps you need an experienced real estate lawyer. PM if you like.

I very well might. PM coming.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My one and only post for the night. You better click it. Not a gif.

funny but it's shopped

orly?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My one and only post for the night. You better click it. Not a gif.

funny but it's shopped

orly?

That's actually a sticker that comes with your registration in AZ. True story.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My one and only post for the night. You better click it. Not a gif.

What's a tounge?

Something you punch a fart box with, stupid.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner's facebook tribute to Pat Tillman contains a picture of the actual Pat Tillman.

 

[krista4]

Tanner's facebook tribute to Pat Tillman contains a picture of the actual Pat Tillman.

Tanner's now into third-level shtick where his shtick is actually to post things accurately.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner's facebook tribute to Pat Tillman contains a picture of the actual Pat Tillman.

Tanner's now into third-level shtick where his shtick is actually to post things accurately.

Tannerception

 

[Frostillicus]

By the way Tanner I forgot to tell you we have Justin Blackmon.

 

[Annyong]

Justin Blackmore

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Justine Blackman

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

By the way Tanner I forgot to tell you we have Justin Blackmon.

Loved her in Family Ties.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Haven't had a cat gif in at least 19 hours

Slide, slide, slippity slide

Thursday night is "Free Helmet Night" at the War Memorial Arena

ATTN GPJ: Who is this idiot?

Well that deescalated quickly

One-outer on the river?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

What was the Eminence thread? How did I miss it?

 

[Abraham]

Justin Blackmore

Deep Purple guitarist?

 

[Bogart]

Justin Blackmore

Deep Purple guitarist?

No, that's Gary Moore.

 

[Abraham]

Justin Blackmore

Deep Purple guitarist?

No, that's Gary Moore.

Hey dude. Where you been? All is well? I was just thinking the other day that if you hadn't taken down your Christmas tree in March you would already be set for the season.

 

[Thorn]

What was the Eminence thread? How did I miss it?

Dating website advice/Mods HARD delete please

Eminence asking advice, getting mostly shtick but some referrals to the dating thread, rejecting all advice, posting his downright atrocious POF profile (username: The Jackhammer*), much ridicule (deservedly), though some of it was pretty over the top, Eminence reacts very angrily**, FFA treats him like whiny pipsqueak. Pretty standard stuff, really.

*I am not making that up

**and asked for the "hard" delete

 

[Idiot Boxer]

What was the Eminence thread? How did I miss it?

Dating website advice/Mods HARD delete please

Eminence asking advice, getting mostly shtick but some referrals to the dating thread, rejecting all advice, posting his downright atrocious POF profile (username: The Jackhammer*), much ridicule (deservedly), though some of it was pretty over the top, Eminence reacts very angrily**, FFA treats him like whiny pipsqueak. Pretty standard stuff, really.

*I am not making that up

**and asked for the "hard" delete

So the FFA went Ingcognito on the guy?

 

[General Malaise]

GM>Trent Richardson sleeps with the fishes rides the pine until further notice.

Oh. Whoops. Might want to revisit our team roster.

 

[strykerpks]

What was the Eminence thread? How did I miss it?

Dating website advice/Mods HARD delete please

Eminence asking advice, getting mostly shtick but some referrals to the dating thread, rejecting all advice, posting his downright atrocious POF profile (username: The Jackhammer*), much ridicule (deservedly), though some of it was pretty over the top, Eminence reacts very angrily**, FFA treats him like whiny pipsqueak. Pretty standard stuff, really.

*I am not making that up

**and asked for the "hard" delete

So the FFA went Ingcognito on the guy?

I think the threatened someone with a cyberbullying lawsuit

 

[General Malaise]

GM>Trent Richardson sleeps with the fishes rides the pine until further notice.

Oh. Whoops. Might want to revisit our team roster.

Hey, J-Stew is back!!!!