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[General Malaise]

Big sporty sport night for me tonight and I'm starting it at 4:20, baby. Going to watch Sooners/Bears with friends, then transition into 6pm Ducks/Cardinal with same friends, perhaps new friends met at the bar and then...THEN I'm going to walk over to JeldWen Field to watch OUR Portland Timbers put the final steak in the heart of the sad sack Seattle Sounders. Never been to a MLS playoff game before. Should be fun. I don't plan on driving anywhere tonight. I do plan on drinking heavily. Tomorrow will be a total ship-show at work.

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

 

[General Malaise]

I see the site masters have really worked hard to fix the stupid paragraph bug.

ENTER

Fix this please.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

pretty big week in GMTAN Phantacy Futbol league.

We have 4 teams tied for 1st place at 6-3 and they are all facing a fellow 1st place team this week:

Power Aids (6-3) vs Pale Whiffle Condoms (6-3)

Elderly ###### Aids (6-3) vs Drugstore Cowboys (6-3)

Then we have 5 teams tied for 5th but just 1 game behind in the standings. Two of them face off this week as well.

Let It Sweat (5-4) vs Stinky Fingers (5-4)

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

THEN I'm going to walk over to JeldWen Field to watch OUR Portland Timbers put the final steak in the heart of the sad sack Seattle Sounders.

what kind of steak?

 

[-fish-]

Big sporty sport night for me tonight and I'm starting it at 4:20, baby. Going to watch Sooners/Bears with friends, then transition into 6pm Ducks/Cardinal with same friends, perhaps new friends met at the bar and then...THEN I'm going to walk over to JeldWen Field to watch OUR Portland Timbers put the final steak in the heart of the sad sack Seattle Sounders. Never been to a MLS playoff game before. Should be fun. I don't plan on driving anywhere tonight. I do plan on drinking heavily. Tomorrow will be a total ship-show at work.

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

couple b12s; melt them under your tongue before you start the night.

Stay hydrated. Mix a water in once in a while.

 

[-fish-]

pretty big week in GMTAN Phantacy Futbol league.

We have 4 teams tied for 1st place at 6-3 and they are all facing a fellow 1st place team this week:

Power Aids (6-3) vs Pale Whiffle Condoms (6-3)

Elderly ###### Aids (6-3) vs Drugstore Cowboys (6-3)

Then we have 5 teams tied for 5th but just 1 game behind in the standings. Two of them face off this week as well.

Let It Sweat (5-4) vs Stinky Fingers (5-4)

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

 

[cosjobs]

If anyone has a chance, I'd appreciate a quick review the first draft of the first Albert Oaks newsletter

Its not formatted.

Only three months late



I've been busy

 

[-fish-]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

 

[strykerpks]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

The love of Jesus.

 

[-fish-]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

You were drunk on a boat and I was, well, just drunk. But I guess reading the rules was a huge advantage.

 

[Thorn]

Big sporty sport night for me tonight and I'm starting it at 4:20, baby. Going to watch Sooners/Bears with friends, then transition into 6pm Ducks/Cardinal with same friends, perhaps new friends met at the bar and then...THEN I'm going to walk over to JeldWen Field to watch OUR Portland Timbers put the final steak in the heart of the sad sack Seattle Sounders. Never been to a MLS playoff game before. Should be fun. I don't plan on driving anywhere tonight. I do plan on drinking heavily. Tomorrow will be a total ship-show at work.

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

I predict a #frecklewipe

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm still astonished that with our superior drafting strategy, background research and decided schematic advantage that we haven't won more games.

 

[strykerpks]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

You were drunk on a boat and I was, well, just drunk. But I guess reading the rules was a huge advantage.

The principles of Value Based Drinking are alive and well with this team

 

[Ignoramus]

Big sporty sport night for me tonight and I'm starting it at 4:20, baby. Going to watch Sooners/Bears with friends, then transition into 6pm Ducks/Cardinal with same friends, perhaps new friends met at the bar and then...THEN I'm going to walk over to JeldWen Field to watch OUR Portland Timbers put the final steak in the heart of the sad sack Seattle Sounders. Never been to a MLS playoff game before. Should be fun. I don't plan on driving anywhere tonight. I do plan on drinking heavily. Tomorrow will be a total ship-show at work.

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

B-Complex Vitamin. Take one before you start (so you don't forget) and wash another one down with a bottle of BBQ sauce right before bed and you'll be right as rain in the morning. Seriously, the #### works.

 

[krista4]

I'm still astonished that with our superior drafting strategy, background research and decided schematic advantage that we haven't won more games.

Oh ####, is this thing still going on? Should we set a lineup?

 

[Ignoramus]

Big sporty sport night for me tonight and I'm starting it at 4:20, baby. Going to watch Sooners/Bears with friends, then transition into 6pm Ducks/Cardinal with same friends, perhaps new friends met at the bar and then...THEN I'm going to walk over to JeldWen Field to watch OUR Portland Timbers put the final steak in the heart of the sad sack Seattle Sounders. Never been to a MLS playoff game before. Should be fun. I don't plan on driving anywhere tonight. I do plan on drinking heavily. Tomorrow will be a total ship-show at work.

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

couple b12s

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Are there MLS soccer hooligans yet?

 

[cosjobs]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

You were drunk on a boat and I was, well, just drunk. But I guess reading the rules was a huge advantage.

check your chargerssuck email

 

[Annyong]

reading this thread is getting tedious

 

[Disco Stu]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

* Power Rankings based on projected points for the remainder of the season.

Dumb.

 

[Sammy3469]

Are there MLS soccer hooligans yet?

Yes, his name is GM

 

[-fish-]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

You were drunk on a boat and I was, well, just drunk. But I guess reading the rules was a huge advantage.

check your chargerssuck email

done. I'll get back to you tomorrow, I think. I know some people that know some people.

 

[General Malaise]

Are there MLS soccer hooligans yet?

Yup. Right. Here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

You were drunk on a boat and I was, well, just drunk. But I guess reading the rules was a huge advantage.

The principles of Value Based Drinking are alive and well with this team

I love your app.

 

[bentley]

TRE - don't ruin my moment. Unless you're talking about the "metric crapton" tweet. I'm surprised they didn't use a different one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are there MLS soccer hooligans yet?

Yup. Right. Here.

Reaction

 

[Abraham]

I just went to the Yahoo! site to set our lineup and saw that dickgrabber David Wilson on our bench. Stupid David Wilson.

 

[cosjobs]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

You were drunk on a boat and I was, well, just drunk. But I guess reading the rules was a huge advantage.

check your chargerssuck email

done. I'll get back to you tomorrow, I think. I know some people that know some people.

a friend of a friend told me you might

 

[commisholio]

Woohoo, it's our week with no quarterback! Good thing we can't tediously pick one up for the week.

 

[krista4]

TRE - don't ruin my moment. Unless you're talking about the "metric crapton" tweet. I'm surprised they didn't use a different one.

I was wondering when this was going to spill over here. I couldn't believe they used that tweet. Great picture, though.

 

[krista4]

In terms of Power Rankings, Power Aids fittingly ranks 1st while somehow a 6-3 1st place team in Drugstore Cowboys ranks 2nd last (behind Sweatier Vests).

wait, wat?

Power Aids is ranked #1 in the league Power rankings.

Yeah. That's me and Stryker. Thus the surprise.

<_< We did have the best draft

You were drunk on a boat and I was, well, just drunk. But I guess reading the rules was a huge advantage.

check your chargerssuck email

done. I'll get back to you tomorrow, I think. I know some people that know some people.

a friend of a friend told me you might

Are you ordering a hit?

 

[bentley]

TRE - don't ruin my moment. Unless you're talking about the "metric crapton" tweet. I'm surprised they didn't use a different one.

I was wondering when this was going to spill over here. I couldn't believe they used that tweet. Great picture, though.

Happy to share with you.

 

[charvik]

Big sporty sport night for me tonight and I'm starting it at 4:20, baby. Going to watch Sooners/Bears with friends, then transition into 6pm Ducks/Cardinal with same friends, perhaps new friends met at the bar and then...THEN I'm going to walk over to JeldWen Field to watch OUR Portland Timbers put the final steak in the heart of the sad sack Seattle Sounders. Never been to a MLS playoff game before. Should be fun. I don't plan on driving anywhere tonight. I do plan on drinking heavily. Tomorrow will be a total ship-show at work.

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

Steak!And pedialyte, lots of it

 

[BigJohn]

Is there anything I can take in advance of all this drinking to combat the effects in the morning? Pepto? Olive Oil? More booze?

The love of Jesus.

The poor guy is just looking for advice. No reason to torture him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You can see me in the back right at the 34 second mark and my reaction to the many knuckle dragging red necks there. It isn't because of the gal to my right, the neighbor that likes to ply me with whiskey, even though it appears so. It's possibly a "why does everybody look to me for answers" look though.

My link

ETA

NB knows me a little too well. I think she is infatuated.

The gal that is spearheading this whole thing against this came up to me shook my hand and very enthusiastically said "I"M GALD YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT!". I smiled, shook her hand, that was it. She turns to me and says "from your body language, I can tell you hate her". Which is true. Then she says something about how I have big hands (I don't) and Mrs. SLB is so lucky. Sad thing is I've been in such a bad mood I let it go.

So tomorrow morning I'm heading down to the cabin with my BFF's and we're going to tie one on. #### it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You can see me in the back right at the 34 second mark and my reaction to the many knuckle dragging red necks there. It isn't because of the gal to my right, the neighbor that likes to ply me with whiskey, even though it appears so. It's possibly a "why does everybody look to me for answers" look though.

My link

Was this NSA satellite footage?

Anyway, I kind of got distracted by Anne Allred.

 

[walnutz]

You can see me in the back right at the 34 second mark and my reaction to the many knuckle dragging red necks there. It isn't because of the gal to my right, the neighbor that likes to ply me with whiskey, even though it appears so. It's possibly a "why does everybody look to me for answers" look though.

My link

I REALLY like Anne Allred almost as much as I like Virginia Kerr. Wait though, what is this you were protesting about? I need to check the paper and see if I should care about this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You can see me in the back right at the 34 second mark and my reaction to the many knuckle dragging red necks there. It isn't because of the gal to my right, the neighbor that likes to ply me with whiskey, even though it appears so. It's possibly a "why does everybody look to me for answers" look though.

My link

Was this NSA satellite footage?

Anyway, I kind of got distracted by Anne Allred.

Oh buddy. She looks a lot better in person. I was distracted myself. Kept telling NB I wanted to interview her.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You can see me in the back right at the 34 second mark and my reaction to the many knuckle dragging red necks there. It isn't because of the gal to my right, the neighbor that likes to ply me with whiskey, even though it appears so. It's possibly a "why does everybody look to me for answers" look though.

My link

I REALLY like Anne Allred almost as much as I like Virginia Kerr. Wait though, what is this you were protesting about? I need to check the paper and see if I should care about this.

They want to put 40 ACRES of HUD apartments in by my house. Plus they want to make our main drag into a thoroughfare. Their study showed about 30,000 cars a day extra in and around the neighborhood. #### that noise. I moved out of north STL for a reason.

My subdivision is very diverse in that there are single family attached condos, and s/m/l houses. Build something like that, fine. Good news is that I'll keep about 60% of the woods behind my house either way. I gambled as much but I knew the slope of the land and the creek would be some major obstacles and there are hundreds of easily developed flat land around here.

I'm really not all that worried because there is a lot of land already designated for this type of thing that has been sitting for years. My personal opinion is that the City is delusional and doesn't read any studies. People are moving closer to the city, not farther away. Plus we have so much commercial, everything you could want, 4 miles away, on both sides of us, I can't imagine what company would even want to build there. I don't know. I guess I'll find out soon enough.

Fun note:

 

[shuke]

You can see me in the back right at the 34 second mark and my reaction to the many knuckle dragging red necks there. It isn't because of the gal to my right, the neighbor that likes to ply me with whiskey, even though it appears so. It's possibly a "why does everybody look to me for answers" look though.

My link

ETA

NB knows me a little too well. I think she is infatuated.

The gal that is spearheading this whole thing against this came up to me shook my hand and very enthusiastically said "I"M GALD YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT!". I smiled, shook her hand, that was it. She turns to me and says "from your body language, I can tell you hate her". Which is true. Then she says something about how I have big hands (I don't) and Mrs. SLB is so lucky. Sad thing is I've been in such a bad mood I let it go.

So tomorrow morning I'm heading down to the cabin with my BFF's and we're going to tie one on. #### it.

Look at you, shirt and tie at the city council meeting.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You can see me in the back right at the 34 second mark and my reaction to the many knuckle dragging red necks there. It isn't because of the gal to my right, the neighbor that likes to ply me with whiskey, even though it appears so. It's possibly a "why does everybody look to me for answers" look though.

My link

ETA

NB knows me a little too well. I think she is infatuated.

The gal that is spearheading this whole thing against this came up to me shook my hand and very enthusiastically said "I"M GALD YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT!". I smiled, shook her hand, that was it. She turns to me and says "from your body language, I can tell you hate her". Which is true. Then she says something about how I have big hands (I don't) and Mrs. SLB is so lucky. Sad thing is I've been in such a bad mood I let it go.

So tomorrow morning I'm heading down to the cabin with my BFF's and we're going to tie one on. #### it.

Look at you, shirt and tie at the city council meeting.

I got there "late" at 5:45 from work. I was told it started at 5:30 when in reality is was 7. The gal on our side I hate, there's one more reason why.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This has been me during my (infrequent) losses to Zooks: link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This has been me during my (infrequent) losses to Zooks: link

Needs a Reese's shirt.

 

[mr roboto]

Drunk sex is not easy.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Anyone got eyes on Forrest?

 

[Abraham]

Oregon is going to lose, aren't they?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This reminds me of the Scrabble games between me, Rude, Nips, and Imp. Imp would obviously cheat by using some sort of anagram generator on the net. Scandalous. *HONKS*

Ouch.

Interesting how you left out your own comments later on in that thread that most likely pertain to you. The fact you felt the need to take from one thread to this one shows you are exactly what I think of you...which is exactly what you think of chess players.

Hey Pickles, I'd offer you what a normal person would consider a peace offering but it would be wasted on you...you are the spaz/dork/loser we all new in high school who hasn't grown out of it.

You can't relate to anything that goes on in life and your sole internet life is to ridicule the lives that you wish you had.

This reminds me of Zapata-Anand, Biel 1988.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bad part about getting Mrs. SLB a job, she's tired. She's usually insistent on having the love with me before I leave town. Working after a ten year vacation seems to be difficult. Charv<hey