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kevzilla said:
Austin is an amazing place, and if you never stay in one place too long, it should definitely be on your list. krista>hai

But if you plan to live here for several years, you should know that this place is the mf'n Allergy Capitol of the World.

I've been a wreck for two days. Not bad enough to skip work, because I can't make anybody else sick. But enough to pray for the release that death would bring. My immune system is in open revolt. I swear I can hear tiny voices in my sinuses, chanting "Viva la Reconquista!"
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Ugh. I suffered mightily in Atlanta when we got back, to the point where twice Mr. krista threatened to take me to the ER until I reminded him we didn't at the time have health insurance. It's been much better the last 10 days. If it's worse in Austin I don't think I'd survive. This is the first time I've had bad allergies that weren't in springtime.

 
I liked it better when we were talking about what a pillar of the community I am.

Homer - I don't know if you're into country singers but I :heart: this Kacey Musgraves chick.

 
Minor thopras requested for Mama D. She had hip replacement surgery this morning. All went well, but she's got a lot of recovery and rehab to deal with. Her asskicking will be somewhat limited for a while.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
There are many reasons to not like living in my hometown. I either deal with them or ignore them for the most part.

But the one thing I will never get used to is how just about everybody loses their #### when we they open up a new chain store/restaurant location here. People waited in line for like 6 hours when Red Lobster came to town after a 10 year absence. And it's not like we're lacking in this stuff. There's chain crap on everywhere.

The most recent thing is a g-damn Hobby Lobby opened about a mile from my house.

OH

MY

GOD

Every other broad I know is talking about it. You would think Channing Tatum was opening up a bikini wax salon the way this chicks are creaming their pants over this. :puke:
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Wait, chicks are going wild over a Hobby Lobby? Chicks?

 
I want to save this because somehow this thread (MOP) is going to end up off the rails and gone.

I'm at the bar tonight and it's my local hangout. You all have a local spot(at least I hope so) sort of like Cheers where the bartender and perhaps half the people at the bar know who you are. That bar is a place you feel very comfortable in.

Now my place has several bartenders and there is one in particular that I don't care for as much s the others, in fact I secretly pray she either quits or gets fired. She just has a bad attitude and she has said some rather rude things to me, and I even tip well so most of the other bartenders whether they truly like me or not at least give me great service because I usually leave a fairly nice tip especially if I have been drinking had liquor and they are pouring 2 instead of 1.

So we got this guy, a new bartender but I knew him from several other locations. And he comes across as the real deal the "305" or Miami born, there aren't that many of us down here. So i have had this guy wait on me at other places, he usually ends up getting himself fired for odd reasons and I was happy when he landed in my favorite bar, figured it would be a good spot for him.

So tonight I crawl in around 10 PM, I sit at the bar and it is pretty crowded and the female bartender that rubs me the wrong way walks past me several times and never asks if she can get me a drink or something to eat. The guy who I typically prefer to pour my drinks was on the other side of the bar but sees me and comes right up and starts pouring me a drink, he knows what I like and he just sys "the usual" (Bushmills and a draft) and I nodded yes. he knows I don't care for the female and he asks how long I was sitting there…I said she passed me 3x and never acknowledged me. He shake his head and says that's terrible, I'm not surprised.

Time passes and about an hour later the female walks up to me and says let me get you a shot because I know you're mad at me…I said what are you talking about? She says yeah you told the bartender I never wait on you properly and blah blah blah... :rant: :rant: :rant:

Seriously when did dudes trade in their boots for skirts? I just wanna know when the memo was passed around because obviously I wasn't there. I realized in an instant how foolish I am to assume that when you confide in someone, even a bartender that you tip out the ### that you still are gonna find yourself in this situation. I'm not that mad but I just realize that no one can keep a secret anymore. I thought folks had seen the Sopranos enough times to know that you keep your mouth shut when people confide things in you.

I hear people preface things like "Don't tell anyone" and I think who am I gonna tell besides the entire internet but hey that's me. When did guys become girls? And I apologize because a few females in here probably are offended but I'm just floored by this revelation that guys are little tattletales. I had no idea.
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Day 6 of no smoking in the books. Cravings are always at the same point of the day (right after work). I used to go outside and have 2 right after work with a beer and then one more around 10:30 before I went to bed. One side thing is that not smoking has me drinking a lot less. Last night I had one beer at dinner and a Kaluha and coffee while watching the spurs game. Hm. :coffee:

 
Abraham said:
Day 6 of no smoking in the books. Cravings are always at the same point of the day (right after work). I used to go outside and have 2 right after work with a beer and then one more around 10:30 before I went to bed. One side thing is that not smoking has me drinking a lot less. Last night I had one beer at dinner and a Kaluha and coffee while watching the spurs game. Hm. :coffee:
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You'd smoke two cigs and down a beer in your work parking lot, before heading home, every day?

 
Disco Stu said:
Ignoramus said:
Idiot Boxer said:
krista4 said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Which one of these should I get for the Christmas party with my inlaws?

http://www.tipsyelves.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=Medium
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Really no choice but the candy cane sweatervest with nothing underneath. Rather than buying, you might be able to borrow Abe's, though.
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As to the first part, this was my thought as well.As to the second, I'd need it by Dec. 18th and I don't think he has enough time to buy proper postage.
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What size are you? I have an AMAZINGLY ugly Christmas sweater that I wore a couple of years ago that I can send you.
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Going by the hint in his link... medium.Going by his avatar... XXXL.
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Medium.

 
When I owned my own business yes, pretty much. But back then I would smoke half a pack during the day as well. In recent months I would wait to get home and not smoke at work at all.

 
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