GM's thread about nothing (63 Viewers)

[Annyong]

Oh the tornado didnt hit me cuz I threw a beer bottle at it. Don't worry Homer, it was empty.

 

[Annyong]

Why do they call it chicken pot pie? It's baked in the oven.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Does it keep tigers away? If so, I'd like to buy your rock.

 

[Annyong]

I ran a 5k yesterday and had to run into the clubhouse to pooh after the first mile and still beat my brother by 4 minutes

 

[Mr.Pack]

SLB, I am in for Beerhole

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB, I am in for Beerhole

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan, "This is such a cool rock what are you going to do with it put it in the landscaping maybe something else really cool rock".

It's like Mrs. SLB with the pretzel money. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

Dylan with "the rock".

 

[UniAlias]

Dylan, "This is such a cool rock what are you going to do with it put it in the landscaping maybe something else really cool rock".

It's like Mrs. SLB with the pretzel money. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

Dylan with "the rock".

 

[Ignoramus]

Dylan, "This is such a cool rock what are you going to do with it put it in the landscaping maybe something else really cool rock".

It's like Mrs. SLB with the pretzel money. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

Dylan with "the rock".

Looks 'shopped.

 

[Annyong]

Drinking a Yuengling again. Not as bad as I remember last time. Actually kind of like it. Not enough to ask you fine folks send me more though.

 

[Annyong]

Dylan, "This is such a cool rock what are you going to do with it put it in the landscaping maybe something else really cool rock".

It's like Mrs. SLB with the pretzel money. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

Dylan with "the rock".

Looks 'shopped.

Now that I take a second look, the tiger has no body. Bob is a liar and I feel misled.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I ran a 5k yesterday and had to run into the clubhouse to pooh after the first mile and still beat my brother by 4 minutes

If he ever hears the end of this, you will have failed as a brother.

 

[Annyong]

I ran a 5k yesterday and had to run into the clubhouse to pooh after the first mile and still beat my brother by 4 minutes

If he ever hears the end of this, you will have failed as a brother.

let me remind him. hes pretty wasted at the bears game

 

[Ignoramus]

Drinking a Yuengling again. Not as bad as I remember last time. Actually kind of like it. Not enough to ask you fine folks send me more though.

I tried to warn you.The only reason it doesn't taste as bad as you remember is because you're shammered.

 

[Annyong]

I ran a 5k yesterday and had to run into the clubhouse to pooh after the first mile and still beat my brother by 4 minutes

If he ever hears the end of this, you will have failed as a brother.

let me remind him. hes pretty wasted at the bears game

via 10 person family group text.

 

[Guster]

Dylan, "This is such a cool rock what are you going to do with it put it in the landscaping maybe something else really cool rock".

It's like Mrs. SLB with the pretzel money. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

Dylan with "the rock".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan, "This is such a cool rock what are you going to do with it put it in the landscaping maybe something else really cool rock".

It's like Mrs. SLB with the pretzel money. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

Dylan with "the rock".

Looks 'shopped.

Now that I take a second look, the tiger has no body. Bob is a liar and I feel misled.

How dare you sir?!!

My GB Ben would vouch for me.

 

[Disco Stu]

I shouldn't be this drunk at 3 on a Sunday

Really the only way to watch our Packers until #12 comes back. At least Det lost. #goravens

 

[T Bell]

I ran a 5k yesterday and had to run into the clubhouse to pooh after the first mile and still beat my brother by 4 minutes

You were obviously properly hydrated. Congrats.

 

[T Bell]

I ran a 5k yesterday and had to run into the clubhouse to pooh after the first mile and still beat my brother by 4 minutes

If he ever hears the end of this, you will have failed as a brother.

let me remind him. hes pretty wasted at the bears game

via 10 person family group text.

I hope it reads something along the lines of, "I don't need the trots to run faster than you!"

 

[SofaKings]

I often wonder why I root for the Lions.

 

[krista4]

Bears.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bears.

Yes.

 

[Disco Stu]

Hey guys.

Got a cute girls number at a big dumb hipster show tonight. Livin' the Stu life.

Former Stu life, I guess.

Was she black? Did you have a comb?

Skinny, white, tall, brunette, 24. I'll probably screw it up.

I finally got a haircut so I think I look a bit less homeless now. Plus people think I'm fighting cancer with my beard this month or something.

Good job little buddy. With the haircut I mean.

 

[Guster]

Possible tornado 15 miles away, fortunately it came through to the south of me and the rotation formed to the east.

Sirens stopped going off a couple minutes ago, so should be a-ok... Just dealing with ~60 mph straight line winds here now, but DirecTV has only gone out for like a minute

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bears.

Yes.

Possible tornado 15 miles away, fortunately it came through to the south of me and the rotation formed to the east.

Sirens stopped going off a couple minutes ago, so should be a-ok... Just dealing with ~60 mph straight line winds here now, but DirecTV has only gone out for like a minute

God I hate tornadoes. Glad you are well, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

39th isn't bad

G-marco, they have great buttered garlic bread. It used to be two bucks a loaf.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mr. Pack, so just hold off and wait for our room at the Ritz?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guys & gals? Like Bob, I will book this fukker now. It would be nice if we had a gathering place to eat drink and be Mary, though.

They're called bars. Milwaukee has a few.

 

[Annyong]

Dylan, "This is such a cool rock what are you going to do with it put it in the landscaping maybe something else really cool rock".

It's like Mrs. SLB with the pretzel money. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

Dylan with "the rock".

Looks 'shopped.

Now that I take a second look, the tiger has no body. Bob is a liar and I feel misled.

How dare you sir?!!

My GB Ben would vouch for me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guy needs a Ted

 

[bentley]

One thing that we picked up that was cool for the tailgate is this bluetooth capable PA. So, when the shotgunning started we were able to call up Don't Stop Believin on the speaker from an iphone that was 30 feet away.

It also has a microphone so some girl from our group belted out a very poor rendition of What Does the Fox Say to the amusement of the surrounding tailgates at some point.

 

[krista4]

Guy needs a Ted

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Summerfest!

Summerfest!

Summerfest!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got a text a few minutes ago that my GB's wife died of cancer earlier today. This is after my GB's Dad died last week. I don't bore you guys with this #### anymore. GB's wife destroys me though. I'm crying my eyes out. I hate you cancer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Good thing I'm drunk already.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

sorry, Bob. TPW buddy.

 

[krista4]

sorry, Bob. TPW buddy.

Yes. Poor buddy. :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Damn, Bob.

 

[SofaKings]

Sorry Bob.

 

[T Bell]

Got a text a few minutes ago that my GB's wife died of cancer earlier today. This is after my GB's Dad died last week. I don't bore you guys with this #### anymore. GB's wife destroys me though. I'm crying my eyes out. I hate you cancer.

The same GB?

 

[Ignoramus]

So sorry to hear, Bob.

 

[kevzilla]

Bob, you don't bore us and we want to be there for you. There's a pile of dickmittens here for you to lean on whenever you want.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Damn Bob, that sucks. If you need anyone to not answer the phone, feel free to call.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who is Andrew G on the facebooks?

 

[YSR]

Who is Andrew G on the facebooks?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who is Andrew G on the facebooks?

Pretty sure that isn't you.

 

[strykerpks]

Sorry to hear, Bob.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Damn Bob, so very sorry to hear this.

:manhug:

 

[YSR]

I have SLB on ignore but it seems like he needs some TPWs Sent.