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[Homer J Simpson]

:UrukHandoff:

Sup, drunky?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm here, my brother.

 

[UniAlias]

Hey guys.

Got a cute girls number at a big dumb hipster show tonight. Livin' the Stu life.

Former Stu life, I guess.

 

[UniAlias]

I slept in until 4PM and drank a bunch of caffeine before going out today so I think I may have to pull a homer and keep drinking until sunrise. ####.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey guys.

Got a cute girls number at a big dumb hipster show tonight. Livin' the Stu life.

Former Stu life, I guess.

Only counts as Stu life if you nailed her in the bathroom and/or parking lot.

 

[UniAlias]

Hey guys.

Got a cute girls number at a big dumb hipster show tonight. Livin' the Stu life.

Former Stu life, I guess.

Only counts as Stu life if you nailed her in the bathroom and/or parking lot.

damnit that's true.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hey guys.

Got a cute girls number at a big dumb hipster show tonight. Livin' the Stu life.

Former Stu life, I guess.

Was she black? Did you have a comb?

 

[UniAlias]

Hey guys.

Got a cute girls number at a big dumb hipster show tonight. Livin' the Stu life.

Former Stu life, I guess.

Was she black? Did you have a comb?

Skinny, white, tall, brunette, 24. I'll probably screw it up.

I finally got a haircut so I think I look a bit less homeless now. Plus people think I'm fighting cancer with my beard this month or something.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hey guys.

Got a cute girls number at a big dumb hipster show tonight. Livin' the Stu life.

Former Stu life, I guess.

Was she black? Did you have a comb?

Skinny, white, tall, brunette, 24. I'll probably screw it up.

I finally got a haircut so I think I look a bit less homeless now. Plus people think I'm fighting cancer with my beard this month or something.

/Thorn/ did she have pull tabs? /thorn/

 

[UniAlias]

I miss pull tabs.

drunk note for later: must have pull tabs at the mega top golf place we're opening in portland.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bill Burr is ####ing hilarious.

 

[SofaKings]

I also think YSR has me on ignore.

Troubles in Paradise?

 

[Annyong]

Bill Burr is ####ing hilarious.

Much better then College Football.

 

[FDAS]

Bill Burr is ####ing hilarious.

Much better then College Football.

Shut your whore mouth

 

[Annyong]

Maybe I don't like college football because my art school did't have a team. One time I hit a goth kid with a snowball from like 40 yards away. It was amazing. I dominated that art school snowball fight.

 

[Ignoramus]

Bill Burr is ####ing hilarious.

 

[Annyong]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Tanner, I'd like to apologize in advance for the awful Baltimore offense that you'll see today.

 

[Guster]

Wanna hear something funny? When that Manziel #### went down in the off-season, I snap-bet on A&M's win total, under. Only I didn't bet A&M, I bet the under on University of Texas.

Anyway, that clinched tonight. Thanks you Longhorn ########s.

Sometimes, on occasion, fatfingering is

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

 

[T Bell]

LAWL

 

[T Bell]

I really hate how emotional I get over college football. I really need to learn to rein this in before my daughter gets old enough to know what is going on.

Fortunately, women are usually really good at reining in their emotions.

Hard to argue with this. Not worth arguing this.

 

[Annyong]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I really hate how emotional I get over college football. I really need to learn to rein this in before my daughter gets old enough to know what is going on.

Fortunately, women are usually really good at reining in their emotions.

Hard to argue with this. Not worth arguing this.

Mrs. SLB made me breakfast this morning. She asked if I wanted bacon, sausage or both. I naturally said both. Yet when she delivered my plate there was only sausage. I figured I should just let it slide. This time.

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

A-doy

 

[strykerpks]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

 

[Ilov80s]

LAWL

A few interesting notes, Bloomfield Hills is one of (if the not the) wealthiest city in Michigan. This Alan guy that put up the statue is a major #####. He is a classic sleazy strip club owner. I will say his clubs are top notch all the way, Flight Club has been rated one of the best outside of Vegas.

 

[T Bell]

Ugh. Totally forgot to masturbate and now I have to go pick up my daughter from her friend's house.

The Chinese word for crisis is the same as opportunity.

 

[mr roboto]

Getting nasty looking around here. Kids are playing board games with Mrs Roboto in the basement. I have weather up on the laptop, TV, phone. I am the protector!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

Cards play the Brewers in Milwaukee July 11,12,13. You in?

 

[General Malaise]

Damn. Be safe all my tornado alley living iBuddies. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Getting nasty looking around here. Kids are playing board games with Mrs Roboto in the basement. I have weather up on the laptop, TV, phone. I am the protector!

By my house.

ETA

Was just outside, thunder is really weird sounding. It's like somebody is shaking a piece of sheet metal for too long of a time.

 

[strykerpks]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

Cards play the Brewers in Milwaukee July 11,12,13. You in?

Absolutely. Book it.

Too bad it isn't the week earlier so you could attend the awesomeness that is Summerfest

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

Cards play the Brewers in Milwaukee July 11,12,13. You in?

Absolutely. Book it.

Too bad it isn't the week earlier so you could attend the aswesomeness that is Summerfest

Anybody else?

 

[mr roboto]

Wind sounds like constant airplanes buzzing overhead. Really creepy.

 

[walnutz]

Getting nasty looking around here. Kids are playing board games with Mrs Roboto in the basement. I have weather up on the laptop, TV, phone. I am the protector!

By my house.

ETA

Was just outside, thunder is really weird sounding. It's like somebody is shaking a piece of sheet metal for too long of a time.

Holy crap. Did you take that picture SLB? Had a chair fly off my deck earlier. Kind o crazy round here. Totally sunny out right now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Damn. Be safe all my tornado alley living iBuddies. :(

I would love to visit you and your town one day but from I'm pretty sure people throw fish at you all the time. At least that's my conclusion courtesy of the NFL.

 

[walnutz]

Also, my kids gathered up their stuffed animals that are important and we are all in the basement.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Getting nasty looking around here. Kids are playing board games with Mrs Roboto in the basement. I have weather up on the laptop, TV, phone. I am the protector!

By my house.

ETA

Was just outside, thunder is really weird sounding. It's like somebody is shaking a piece of sheet metal for too long of a time.

Holy crap. Did you take that picture SLB? Had a chair fly off my deck earlier. Kind o crazy round here. Totally sunny out right now.

Wenztville PD.

I should have sent you a PM Friday night too. I was at the Ice House in your neck of the woods. I'm a ####.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

Cards play the Brewers in Milwaukee July 11,12,13. You in?

Absolutely. Book it.

Too bad it isn't the week earlier so you could attend the aswesomeness that is Summerfest

Anybody else?

hmmm.....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, my kids gathered up their stuffed animals that are important and we are all in the basement.

I've done this with my bacon and whiskey.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

Cards play the Brewers in Milwaukee July 11,12,13. You in?

Absolutely. Book it.

Too bad it isn't the week earlier so you could attend the aswesomeness that is Summerfest

Anybody else?

hmmm.....

 

[mr roboto]

Streator, Roanoke Illinois tornado on the ground.

Southwest of Chicago. Heading Northeast toward Chicago area.

 

[walnutz]

Getting nasty looking around here. Kids are playing board games with Mrs Roboto in the basement. I have weather up on the laptop, TV, phone. I am the protector!

By my house.

ETA

Was just outside, thunder is really weird sounding. It's like somebody is shaking a piece of sheet metal for too long of a time.

Holy crap. Did you take that picture SLB? Had a chair fly off my deck earlier. Kind o crazy round here. Totally sunny out right now.

Wenztville PD.

I should have sent you a PM Friday night too. I was at the Ice House in your neck of the woods. I'm a ####.

You suck. I will have to pm you my cell #. Can text me next time.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Furley, nice to see you again.

Other random things:

My Dad busted his nut bad trying to move something too heavy. I've never seen him in this much pain. Dang.

There was rezoning done on the land behind my house. None of the trees will be touched and the land behind it will stay the same. I can't tell you how happy I am about this. Plus there will be three bar (probably chain crappy) restaurants put in within a 10 minute walking distance of my house. Pretty happy all around.

My former biggest client's lawyer sees things the same as mine. We're in the right here. As of Friday I was told they will either run out the next two years of the contract or pay us off. We'll see.

Good luck to your pops GB.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Streator, Roanoke Illinois tornado on the ground.

Southwest of Chicago. Heading Northeast toward Chicago area.

Damn. Stay safe, y'all.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Furley, nice to see you again.

Other random things:

My Dad busted his nut bad trying to move something too heavy. I've never seen him in this much pain. Dang.

There was rezoning done on the land behind my house. None of the trees will be touched and the land behind it will stay the same. I can't tell you how happy I am about this. Plus there will be three bar (probably chain crappy) restaurants put in within a 10 minute walking distance of my house. Pretty happy all around.

My former biggest client's lawyer sees things the same as mine. We're in the right here. As of Friday I was told they will either run out the next two years of the contract or pay us off. We'll see.

Good luck to your pops GB.

:good####ingpost:

 

[Guster]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

Cards play the Brewers in Milwaukee July 11,12,13. You in?

Absolutely. Book it.Too bad it isn't the week earlier so you could attend the aswesomeness that is Summerfest

Anybody else?

hmmm.....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Getting nasty looking around here. Kids are playing board games with Mrs Roboto in the basement. I have weather up on the laptop, TV, phone. I am the protector!

By my house.

ETA

Was just outside, thunder is really weird sounding. It's like somebody is shaking a piece of sheet metal for too long of a time.

Holy crap. Did you take that picture SLB? Had a chair fly off my deck earlier. Kind o crazy round here. Totally sunny out right now.

Wenztville PD.

I should have sent you a PM Friday night too. I was at the Ice House in your neck of the woods. I'm a ####.

You suck. I will have to pm you my cell #. Can text me next time.

Furley, nice to see you again.

Other random things:

My Dad busted his nut bad trying to move something too heavy. I've never seen him in this much pain. Dang.

There was rezoning done on the land behind my house. None of the trees will be touched and the land behind it will stay the same. I can't tell you how happy I am about this. Plus there will be three bar (probably chain crappy) restaurants put in within a 10 minute walking distance of my house. Pretty happy all around.

My former biggest client's lawyer sees things the same as mine. We're in the right here. As of Friday I was told they will either run out the next two years of the contract or pay us off. We'll see.

Good luck to your pops GB.

:good####ingpost:

Thanks GB's. It's weird to see him like this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tornado Watch issued for basically all of Chicagoland. Be safe, fellow Illinoisans.

Here too. Half the sky is bright and sunny, the other is almost black.

Be sure to stock up on Whiskey and take cover Bob

Sirens just went off all over Milwaukee too. Calm skies for now

Cards play the Brewers in Milwaukee July 11,12,13. You in?

Absolutely. Book it.Too bad it isn't the week earlier so you could attend the aswesomeness that is Summerfest

Anybody else?

hmmm.....

 

[Uruk-Hai]

So, we have a nascent Mil-hole (someone please come up with a better name) working here. Location?