GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Who is Joe Strummer?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who is Joe Strummer?

He was The Clash

 

[Limp Ditka]

Who is Joe Strummer?

 

[General Malaise]

Trans######l Mesh. New band name. For my Neil Diamond cover band.

 

[strykerpks]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

There's a K4 large wagina joke lurking in here but damned if I will be the one to make it.

Already made and laughed at.

Damn it! Feel like such a Shuke right now.

Change that to SLB who misses other peoples jokes too

 

[krista4]

Quite a day. I got Aaron's SS gift and I've been masturbating. Anything new around here?

• Woz is pregnant.
• Abe broke the innernet.
• Kevzilla fixed it.
• Cosjobs' poodle got real stoned and ate more than the tip of a raw pork butt.
• Tanner's racist kids got him tossed out of Hung Far Low, a low-end Chinese buffet where they celebrate the birth of Christ with limitless Mongolian Beef and mocking the Asian people by doing Chinese Fire Drills inside the restaurant. Tanner's grandmother paid for it all. She's 138 by my count.
• Krista sold her house in Atlanta, headed out west to Gig Harbor, got lost in what she thought was fog, but was really the exhaled vapors from Rover. She landed on here feet, though, finding a gas station that lets you pump your own wine.
• Many gifts were sent, many packages arrived. Keys Myaths body parts were in none of them.
• There were shot videos. All of them were epic.
• Tiger is an anti-fatite. He called Stryker fat and then threw a bunch of day-old food away for lack of space in his freezer. If only there was a way to make new ice...
• Thorn reported Willie Nelson to the IRS. The IRS opened a case file as thick as Guster's diary and said "We'll add this to the list and get back to you".
• CQ posted a picture of his hand holding a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup the size of YSR's liver. It was titled "Thorn Porn" on imageshack. I laughed.
• Shuke is one step closer to his ultimate dream of becoming a real-life bobble head doll figure. But instead of swinging a bat, he's inhaling an inverted pizza.
• UNI shaved himself down to respectability and has been getting more assssss than a Disco Stu Look-a-Like convention.
• Bentley was invited to a hot 23 year old's roller-skating birthday party but passed on it to spend time with his sons drinking morning beers at Chuck E Cheese. Homer got in his car to drive down to Texas to beat him senseless, but was thwarted by a lack of ambition and Interlock.
• Uruk went to visit his dad who lives in a home where everyday is a White Elephant Gift Exchange. Every. Day. He smashed into a deer on the way back. It didn't die. It knows where UH lives and is gathering a posse of angry birds, rabid rodents and hostile holiday white trash shoppers to extract revenge.
• Knowing SLB is more dangerous than downtown Memphis. Rumor is that if you lift the hood on the Grim Reaper, you'll see Darth Vader's dome with a replica of Nina Hartley's vulva running north-south.
• Today is the biggest day in Minnesota Golden Gopher sports history as our football heroes take on Syracuse in the Albert Oaks Perfectly Rebranded Health Center for Unhealthy People Texas Bowl. Frosty and Tre started drinking in 1989 in anticipation.
• Mr. Pack needed technical support for a project. Shuke came to his rescue. Not. Shtick.

This is amazing.

I could feel her eyes massage my taught buttocks as we were walking away.

OH come on, GM.

 

[cosjobs]

Bob, I really don't hope you die.

But I do think Staples offers a more satisfying customer experience.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who is Joe Strummer?

For the love of god.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, I really don't hope you die.

But I do think Staples offers a more satisfying customer experience.

 

[shuke]

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

Is this a call for help? Don't do anything stupid.

Will someone who's friends with Imp check on him please?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One of my all-time favorite songs

 

[General Malaise]

Who is Joe Strummer?

For the love of god.

Yeah, I never got the appeal of The Clash and I'm sure it's because radio stations overplay the same Clash song to death. :nopun: maybe I will Spotify some Clash and discover what I've missed.

 

[krista4]

I've been kicked out of places a LOT nicer than this.

Made me think of this awesome song. Hi Texans.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh hey ho men, I was watching the Dumont last night and caught a fascinating documentary on Rommel the Desert Fox. Now there's a man who could get things done!

 

[krista4]

Not much of a fan of my 24 hours of missed activity here.

 

[strykerpks]

I came here to have a few beers and have some laughs tonight. I like Imp. I like shuke. Please don't fight.

I'm going to take my son out to play in the snow for his first time tomorrow morning since it finally won't be frigid cold. I just hope my dog hasn't peed and pooped on all of the snow

PS That SLB gif should be the new

 

[cosjobs]

I think maybe we all have ptsd after HJS almost killed this thread for eternity this morning.

 

[Drifter]

Who is Joe Strummer?

For the love of god.

Yeah, I never got the appeal of The Clash and I'm sure it's because radio stations overplay the same Clash song to death. :nopun: maybe I will Spotify some Clash and discover what I've missed.

Grew a deep appreciation of The Clash driving around Australia when I was 19 years old and I had 2 tapes - London Calling and By Her Satanic Majesty's Request. Maybe it's nostalgia, but both just fit...

 

[T Bell]

Anyone wishing death in here should eat a dick. It's not funny.

Especially since we all know SLB.

New cat shirt design?

 

[General Malaise]

What was Big Audio Dynamite? Same guy?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who is Joe Strummer?

For the love of god.

Yeah, I never got the appeal of The Clash and I'm sure it's because radio stations overplay the same Clash song to death. :nopun: maybe I will Spotify some Clash and discover what I've missed.

I'M SURE THERE'S A 400 SONG JIMMY BUFFET SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OUT THERE FOR YOU.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What was Big Audio Dynamite? Same guy?

No

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Denied

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What was Big Audio Dynamite? Same guy?

Same guy from Mark the Sex Slave

 

[General Malaise]

Who is Joe Strummer?

For the love of god.

Yeah, I never got the appeal of The Clash and I'm sure it's because radio stations overplay the same Clash song to death. :nopun: maybe I will Spotify some Clash and discover what I've missed.

I'M SURE THERE'S A 400 SONG JIMMY BUFFET SPOTIFY PLAYLIST OUT THERE FOR YOU.

Lolz

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This seems to happen all too often

 

[krista4]

This seems to happen all too often

:Lmao:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This seems to happen all too often

 

[T Bell]

I reminded myself of the talking dog joke.

I've watched this 1000 times.

Shrek gifs are so 2008.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This seems to happen all too often

I hope there aren't 29 others that agree with her

 

[T Bell]

This seems to happen all too often

Let's hope she never gets wind of the squirrel launcher.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This seems to happen all too often

I hope there aren't 29 others that agree with her

Bonus points for the old school KITH ref.

 

[T Bell]

This seems to happen all too often

I hope there aren't 29 others that agree with her

Bonus points for the old school KITH ref.

 

[Drifter]

Mostly this goes to show that all work and no play makes Drifter fat... but, anyway, Merry Christmas ####holes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BifWUl5EuVA

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mostly this goes to show that all work and no play makes Drifter fat... but, anyway, Merry Christmas ####holes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BifWUl5EuVA

Frank Capra-esque

 

[cosjobs]

Mostly this goes to show that all work and no play makes Drifter fat... but, anyway, Merry Christmas ####holes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BifWUl5EuVA

Frank Capra-esque

Capra-porn

 

[YSR]

Sweet, I've got 4 pages to catch up on!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think maybe we all have ptsd after HJS almost killed this thread for eternity this morning.

I know where you live, mother######!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Married Spy Lady coming over this a.m.

Possible outcomes:

I will be sightless by the end of the day (her: "I'm going to #### you blind").

I end up in a 4-foot-square concrete box in an unnamed Asian country.

We starve to death (me: "would you like to go out to dinner Saturday night?", her: "that would require clothes, so no").

I get shot going to the mailbox by either her employer "because I know too much" or her husband "because I ####ed his wife".

 

[Guster]

I don't like this at all J. I think she's up to something other than just kinky, no obligation or strings attached hot and dirty sex. Definitely up to something...

Abso-friggen-lutely.

I figure if I have patience, there will be a million of them out there. Some that may actually be nice to spend time with. But my situation with my wife and separation are just too incredibly dicey, and it has to play out right.

Yup. There will be lots of chances to "have fun" eventually. But this could be everything from "she won't leave me alone" to "it was a setup by wife and her friends to make me look and feel like an #######". I don't see what is to be gained other than sex, which is nice, but I don't get the feeling you are yet at a desperate level in that regard.

You know how I know you're gay? You're giving a dude fresh out of his separation/in the midst of a divorce advice on how to not get laid.

This chick knows the score and wants to hold Sweet J's hand through the reintegration process.

J, if you don't bang this chick silly, you're doing it wrong. This is exactly the sort of chick you want to be hitting right now. She'll be slightly hard to shake eventually, but sounds like she's laying the pavement for a friends-with-benefits situation

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Married Spy Lady coming over this a.m.

Possible outcomes:

I will be sightless by the end of the day (her: "I'm going to #### you blind").

I end up in a 4-foot-square concrete box in an unnamed Asian country.

We starve to death (me: "would you like to go out to dinner Saturday night?", her: "that would require clothes, so no").

I get shot going to the mailbox by either her employer "because I know too much" or her husband "because I ####ed his wife".

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I don't like this at all J. I think she's up to something other than just kinky, no obligation or strings attached hot and dirty sex. Definitely up to something...

Abso-friggen-lutely.

I figure if I have patience, there will be a million of them out there. Some that may actually be nice to spend time with. But my situation with my wife and separation are just too incredibly dicey, and it has to play out right.

Yup. There will be lots of chances to "have fun" eventually. But this could be everything from "she won't leave me alone" to "it was a setup by wife and her friends to make me look and feel like an #######". I don't see what is to be gained other than sex, which is nice, but I don't get the feeling you are yet at a desperate level in that regard.

You know how I know you're gay? You're giving a dude fresh out of his separation/in the midst of a divorce advice on how to not get laid.

This chick knows the score and wants to hold Sweet J's hand through the reintegration process.

J, if you don't bang this chick silly, you're doing it wrong. This is exactly the sort of chick you want to be hitting right now. She'll be slightly hard to shake eventually, but sounds like she's laying the pavement for a friends-with-benefits situation

While I agree with all you've said, GB, there are some red flags that J is right to pay attention to. The biggest problem that I see is that this woman is running in the same circles and there's a strong possibility that whispers could make the rounds. Were J already divorced with custody/property stuff already decided, him going for it would be a no-brainer. I'm not even sure if it would hurt him in his divorce stuff, but I'd be very wary of taking the chance.

Someone up above said that there's no way two women would work together to set him up. Well, it's happened at least once in history because I was there. An ex had someone try to tempt me (didn't work). The big difference was this was at the beginning of the relationship and not the end (her previous guy had been a serial cheater). I didn't find out about the plan until years later after ex and I had broken up.

 

[Guster]

I ####### love real name schtick.

Imp > Do me now.

Do what to you now?

Tell me everything that's wrong with me, obviously.

Don't like beans in chili, imo.

Beans = soup/stew

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Married Spy Lady coming over this a.m.

Possible outcomes:

I will be sightless by the end of the day (her: "I'm going to #### you blind").

I end up in a 4-foot-square concrete box in an unnamed Asian country.

We starve to death (me: "would you like to go out to dinner Saturday night?", her: "that would require clothes, so no").

I get shot going to the mailbox by either her employer "because I know too much" or her husband "because I ####ed his wife".

Homer, if I don't win the "concrete box in Asian country", it's yours. I'll hide the key inside under the DVR player.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I salsa have ten years of hatred. Oops, still drunk

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

WTF is going on?

Exactly what roboto is referring to. Imp comes in here spewing his bull#### and no one says anything because they're afraid of this exact scenario. Ignoring him is easier than inviting the drama. But I'm not going to sit here like a poossy and act like it's fine for him to say someone's family would be better off he he was dead. He obviously took offense to that and decided to come clean about 10 years of hatred he has for me.

Dude, I really don't care if you exist.

You seem to care enough to keep going on with details of my life.

I now have two people I hope die. Happy now? You're the only one in this thread. Feel special, Jason.

Full of class. Same as day 1.

This won't hurt me at all. You piped up (and others will take your side) and I just don't have it in me to care. If you died, so be it...no loss.

Serious question. Did you not expect others to "pipe up" when you wished death on another human being, whether it was Abe or not? And then were you waiting to lash out anyone who did? Or just me?

I made my comment and dealt with it in PM. The fact that you jumped in was odd but the fact you made it personal caught me off guard. When you clearly made it known you don't care about me, well I made it very clear I don't care about you.

There are a lot of people who post in this thread that know how I do things and they know I

appreciate them very much.

:homelessgayseal:

 

[Guster]

UH > I was going on the assumption that a divorce in Sweet J's state was similar to Ohio. I could have shown up to my divorce hearing with a hooker on each arm and it wouldn't have impacted anything with the settlement.

This chick knows the score, the mutual friend that tried to set them up knows the score.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

UH > I was going on the assumption that a divorce in Sweet J's state was similar to Ohio. I could have shown up to my divorce hearing with a hooker on each arm and it wouldn't have impacted anything with the settlement.

This chick knows the score, the mutual friend that tried to set them up knows the score.

You're right, I'm sure. Neither ( ) of my divorces involved kids and both were amicable, so I'm a little out of my depth here. Just didn't know if she could claim "living in the same house, he cheated".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ok, caught up. I think we need an Imp's Thread about Ifeuds He Can't Let Go Of. An ITAIHClGO.

 

[Abraham]

I don't like this at all J. I think she's up to something other than just kinky, no obligation or strings attached hot and dirty sex. Definitely up to something...

Abso-friggen-lutely.

I figure if I have patience, there will be a million of them out there. Some that may actually be nice to spend time with. But my situation with my wife and separation are just too incredibly dicey, and it has to play out right.

Yup. There will be lots of chances to "have fun" eventually. But this could be everything from "she won't leave me alone" to "it was a setup by wife and her friends to make me look and feel like an #######". I don't see what is to be gained other than sex, which is nice, but I don't get the feeling you are yet at a desperate level in that regard.

You know how I know you're gay? You're giving a dude fresh out of his separation/in the midst of a divorce advice on how to not get laid.

This chick knows the score and wants to hold Sweet J's hand through the reintegration process.

J, if you don't bang this chick silly, you're doing it wrong. This is exactly the sort of chick you want to be hitting right now. She'll be slightly hard to shake eventually, but sounds like she's laying the pavement for a friends-with-benefits situation

So the sweater vests and constant complaining like a woman didn't convince you but the bolder did?