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Abraham said:
Guster said:
Abraham said:
Sweet J said:
Abraham said:
I don't like this at all J. I think she's up to something other than just kinky, no obligation or strings attached hot and dirty sex. Definitely up to something...
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Abso-friggen-lutely.

I figure if I have patience, there will be a million of them out there. Some that may actually be nice to spend time with. But my situation with my wife and separation are just too incredibly dicey, and it has to play out right.
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Yup. There will be lots of chances to "have fun" eventually. But this could be everything from "she won't leave me alone" to "it was a setup by wife and her friends to make me look and feel like an #######". I don't see what is to be gained other than sex, which is nice, but I don't get the feeling you are yet at a desperate level in that regard.
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You know how I know you're gay? You're giving a dude fresh out of his separation/in the midst of a divorce advice on how to not get laid. This chick knows the score and wants to hold Sweet J's hand through the reintegration process.

J, if you don't bang this chick silly, you're doing it wrong. This is exactly the sort of chick you want to be hitting right now. She'll be slightly hard to shake eventually, but sounds like she's laying the pavement for a friends-with-benefits situation
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So the sweater vests and constant complaining like a woman didn't convince you but the bolder did?
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:lmao:

 
Anyone that likes predictable and cliched action movies should watch home front right away. It is sensational awful in every way.

 
strykerpks said:
I came here to have a few beers and have some laughs tonight. I like Imp. I like shuke. Please don't fight.
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Anyone who knows me knows that I hate any type of drama and carry a lot of guilt about even the slightest of confrontations. Not wanting to get involved is really the reason I am :shuked: about a lot of the stuff that has happened in the past around here.

I wasn't looking for a fight. I was looking to stick up for Abe, who I felt was being unfairly attacked. Sure he buys gas a quarter at a time and almost had the entire FFA nuked yesterday, but he seems like he's making a lot of effort to make things right at home. Why this makes me a classless ****, I'm still unsure, but I'm over it.

We all have our own personal issues, and I honestly feel bad if I inadvertently caused the opening of any old wounds. I've said my piece publicly and privately and am ready to move on.

 
shuke said:
strykerpks said:
I came here to have a few beers and have some laughs tonight. I like Imp. I like shuke. Please don't fight.
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Anyone who knows me knows that I hate any type of drama and carry a lot of guilt about even the slightest of confrontations. Not wanting to get involved is really the reason I am :shuked: about a lot of the stuff that has happened in the past around here.

I wasn't looking for a fight. I was looking to stick up for Abe, who I felt was being unfairly attacked. Sure he buys gas a quarter at a time and almost had the entire FFA nuked yesterday, but he seems like he's making a lot of effort to make things right at home. Why this makes me a classless ****, I'm still unsure, but I'm over it.

We all have our own personal issues, and I honestly feel bad if I inadvertently caused the opening of any old wounds. I've said my piece publicly and privately and am ready to move on.
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Shuke> As someone who is always misunderstood for his best intentions, I understand. You are good people. Now eat something and post it on the internet. Thanks.

 
Took the boys to a model train show today where they got to drive the trains and then hit another bar & grill for lunch. Anybody blow anything up this morning?

 
bentley said:
Took the boys to a model train show today where they got to drive the trains and then hit another bar & grill for lunch. Anybody blow anything up this morning?
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I want to be one of bentley's boys when I grow up. They get to do the coolest ####.

 
Opportunity in the "what's the point" thread to let mop know that one of the reasons he feels unfulfilled in life might have to do with abandoning his son. :coffee:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
bentley said:
Took the boys to a model train show today where they got to drive the trains and then hit another bar & grill for lunch. Anybody blow anything up this morning?
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The train hit a bar and grill?
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Maybe. That was quite a run on sentence. The boys got to drive model trains. Then we went to Junior's Bar & Grill in downtown Round Rock. JR had a burger. Yuke had chicken strips. I had the Cuban sandwich and a Thirsty Goat IPA. JR played video poker on the machine at the bar. Then we came home and all three of us took naps.

 
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bentley said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
bentley said:
Took the boys to a model train show today where they got to drive the trains and then hit another bar & grill for lunch. Anybody blow anything up this morning?
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The train hit a bar and grill?
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Maybe. That was quite a run on sentence. The boys got to drive model trains. Then we went to Junior's Bar & Grill in downtown Round Rock. JR had a burger. Yuke had chicken strips. I had the Cuban sandwich and a Thirsty Goat IPA. JR played video poker on the machine at the bar. Then we came home and all three of us took naps.
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Juniors has great lunch food, including an excellent Frito Pie.

 
Still a little hungover from hanging out with Thorn last night. About to go tie one on with college buddies, but have to stay sober enough to make beantown-hole tomorrow :thumbup:

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
SS from Fish arrived, thx gb! Details and maybe a shot video to come after I sleep off this hangover!
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There's an authentic barely-used nipple clamp in there somewhere.

 
I don't remember Rudy's BBQ being so expensive. I got some Tater salad and .80 pounds of brisket and a small bag if chips and it cost $18.

 
So I'm feeling a wee bit uncomfortable about "19th Century Krista"'s eventual demise, especially in loo of recent events, it just seemed funny to go to Canada (because honestly, why would anyone go there), I didn't even think about the BSU angle.

Please nobody wish death on me.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
krista4 said:
Good Posting Judge said:
So I'm feeling a wee bit uncomfortable about "19th Century Krista"'s eventual demise, especially in loo of recent events, it just seemed funny to go to Canada (because honestly, why would anyone go there), I didn't even think about the BSU angle.

Please nobody wish death on me.
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http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&p=16355585
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Oh, OK. What's BSU?

 
"Good said:
krista4 said:
Good stuff here tonight.

I drove through a billion miles of dense fog tonight because APPARENTLY THAT'S WHAT GOES ON HERE.

On the other hand, I can buy a lot of good wine at the gas station.

So far, Seattle is a draw.
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19th Century Krista:http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?myghd41bo7hk
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Brilliant!

Sometimes we manage to fall ### backwards into the best stuff. The boys and I took the Christmas decorations back to storage this afternoon. Across the road from the storage place are some warehouses. Behind those warehouses is a half-mile stretch of road that goes to nowhere. We drive back there from time to time and have seen people running r/c cars, r/c airplanes and every once in a while there's a motorcycle club that uses the place for stunts. Today we went back there and there were two guys flying big r/c airplanes and helicopters. They let us watch for a half hour or so and even let JR pilot the helicopter for a little bit. It was a very cool end to the day.

Now I'm going to get drunk and watch some more Breaking Bad.

 
fatness said:
Hip girl: They're playing a lot of songs about anal sex.

Hip guy: Wait, what?

Hip girl: You know, move to the back of the bus is anal sex.

Hip guy: This song is about Rosa Parks.

Hip girl: Seriously?

Hip guy: It's called Rosa Parks.

Hip girl: Well, Rosa Parks must have liked it in the ###. That's probably why she had to sit.
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020232.html/
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Been telling my wife for years that "Brown Eyed Girl" is about bumsecks... "down in the hollow, playing a new game", "behind the stadium", "goin down the old mine"..

Didn't know that about Rosa Parks though.

 
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