GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Here's to honor.

Here's to gettin' on her

Stayin' on her

and if you can't come in her

Come on her.

 

[YSR]

:scribblesfuriously:

 

[Tiger Fan]

GM - just sent you an email to tsa and adt. hopefully one of those works

 

[Thorn]

Here's to John, who brought us this Champagne. If there's no booze in this, I'm calling CPS to tell them he bathes with his daughters.

 

[Abraham]

#### the gators

#### the hogs

Thrice #### the tigers

Twice #### the dogs

#### the cocks, the dores, the cats and the tide,

But mostly #### the guy that didn't bring real wine.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

Polish Mistake?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Well that got weird.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ok well its was a good run. Im gonna shut it down for a while.

See, this is what happens when people try to replace Tanner.

 

[T Bell]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

Polish Mistake?

How are we pronouncing that first word?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ok well its was a good run. Im gonna shut it down for a while.

See, this is what happens when people try to replace Tanner.

Link

 

[Abraham]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

Polish Mistake?

How are we pronouncing that first word?

Only word in the English language that changes pronunciation when capitalizes.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

 

[Thorn]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

AWESOME

 

[Limp Ditka]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

 

[Abraham]

Yeah raider boobs!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Those rye bread pizza things are really really good btw.

I just got back from my walk and Mrs. SLB is making them now.

I have a ridiculous coworker who brought in sparkling apple juice and is insisting we all get together like a bunch of hens and have a New Year's toast at 3:00. Obviously I cannot think of anything worse.

I need a toast that would be really ####ty to say.

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Great, great, news!!!

You should probably take a trip now.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Titillating news imo

 

[T Bell]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Awesome!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

AWESOME!

pics?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

BINGO!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.

 

[krista4]

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.

Refresh my mammory, was it Da Raiders wife's boobs we were talking about?

(Great news!)

 

[kevzilla]

I've been racked with concern.

 

[mr roboto]

That must come as a breast of fresh areole.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We need to nip these puns in the bud.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Great, great, news!!!

You should probably take a trip now.

silicone valley?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

blah blah blah boobs.

(great news)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We need to nip these puns in the bud.

Some of them are definitely busts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We need to nip these puns in the bud.

Some of them are definitely busts.

No biggie. Just keep tryin', bra.

 

[bentley]

I use a variation of that red shoes toast a lot.

Here's to the girl who wears red shoes

She dips my snuff, she drinks my booze

She lost her innocence and it's a sin

But she's still got the box the cherry came in.

Usually followed by a WOO HOO!!

If pressed for time I go with

Here's to snatching kisses and vice versa.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'd like to continue the exchange with Tanner, but I can never get past the bra.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"It's ok to call hooters knockers. And occasionally 'snack trays'."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I use a variation of that red shoes toast a lot.

Here's to the girl who wears red shoes

She dips my snuff, she drinks my booze

She lost her innocence and it's a sin

But she's still got the box the cherry came in.

Usually followed by a WOO HOO!!

If pressed for time I go with

Here's to snatching kisses and vice versa.

Here's to those who've seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd like to continue the exchange with Tanner, but I can never get past the bra.

I'm going to milk it for all its worth.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

In & paid for the GM contest. Trade offers sent!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Yeah for boobies!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

(how do I pick players?)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So dumb, but I can't help it.

"Here's to milk, eggs, bread and cinnamon."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

(how do I pick players?)

You have to pick your own players? What a pain in the ###.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Great, great, news!!!

You should probably take a trip now.

silicone valley?

nothing?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

(how do I pick players?)

This took me hours to figure out. I felt like GM trying to install Netflix.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

(how do I pick players?)

This took me hours to figure out. I felt like GM trying to install Netflix.

Lovely. I'm a Maryland fan - no hope if it doesn't involve rioting on Rte 1.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Anyone have a sofa I can burn?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Great, great, news!!!

You should probably take a trip now.

silicone valley?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Good job,Mrs Da Raider's boobs!

 

[YSR]

The girl who brought the juice gave this as a toast: "A person who doesn't keep his or her resolutions is a weakling; a person who makes them is a fool!"

God I have to get a new job.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wait...I don't think that baby was real.

 

[shuke]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

They aren't. Are you playing?

Can I see the rules prior to making a decision?

- $25 to join

- Select a roster of players from the playoff teams before Saturday's first game. You must assemble a roster of the following:

1 QB

2 RB

2 WR

1 TE

1 Def/ST

1 K

1 Flex Player at ANY POSITION - INCLUDING QB or DEF! Tigerfan can't falsely accuse me of not informing the league again.

- Once your roster is assembled, you submit a lineup and pray. No trades, no drops, no adds...this contest forces you not only to pick the best fantasy players, but the players on the teams that will advance the farthest.

- Winner take all. Usually we have about 25 in this thing, so a nice little payout looms large.

Total points over all of playoffs, or survivor type format?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

They aren't. Are you playing?

Can I see the rules prior to making a decision?

- $25 to join

- Select a roster of players from the playoff teams before Saturday's first game. You must assemble a roster of the following:

1 QB

2 RB

2 WR

1 TE

1 Def/ST

1 K

1 Flex Player at ANY POSITION - INCLUDING QB or DEF! Tigerfan can't falsely accuse me of not informing the league again.

- Once your roster is assembled, you submit a lineup and pray. No trades, no drops, no adds...this contest forces you not only to pick the best fantasy players, but the players on the teams that will advance the farthest.

- Winner take all. Usually we have about 25 in this thing, so a nice little payout looms large.

Total points over all of playoffs, or survivor type format?

It's the former, IIRC.