GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

Omg I'm polish too.

I'm a quarter Polish

Wife is half Polish/half Italian. I'll let the pros make the jokes here.

HI HONEY!

 

[Limp Ditka]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

Are you female?

If the answer is "no", then yes, go to an emergency room.

Either it coagulated or I ran out of blood.

 

[Frostillicus]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

Better hop on the bath with him and get him cleaned up.

I just smushed it into the floor with my foot like I was Shuke in a hotel room.

How old is your kid? I can't remember the last time I pooped on the floor. Maybe tonight.

3

 

[Frostillicus]

Those rye bread pizza things are really really good btw.

 

[Annyong]

In case Tanner isnt on Reddit today. Also, I dont know how to imbed text into a link and be all commenty and stuff like he does.

Never leave a baby on the counter

http://i.imgur.com/KXcE5SM.gif

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dude.

 

[Thorn]

In case Tanner isnt on Reddit today. Also, I dont know how to imbed text into a link and be all commenty and stuff like he does.

http://i.imgur.com/KXcE5SM.gif

Tanner's gifs are cheeky and fun. That was cruel and tragic.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

awful

 

[Annyong]

To be fair, thats why you shouldnt leave babies on counters. Im trying to help out you guys with both babies and counters

 

[Annyong]

thats why i dont post much

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jesus.....

 

[Thorn]

To be fair, thats why you shouldnt leave babies on counters. Im trying to help out you guys with both babies and counters

Even though I don't have kids, I'm gonna go home and uninstall my countertops.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

It's over, isn't it?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm sure there's a board Posty loves out there where that .gif would be a huge hit.

 

[T Bell]

This is why I put my baby down on the stove rather than the counter.

 

[T Bell]

Tanner, you now have your assignment. Please post the pic.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

The thin ice, it's thick up in here

 

[T Bell]

To be fair, thats why you shouldnt leave babies on counters. Im trying to help out you guys with both babies and counters

Even though I don't have kids, I'm gonna go home and uninstall my countertops.

Before you do this you'd better make sure that uninstalling countertops doesn't affect any other kitchen applications that you're running.

 

[-fish-]

The thin ice, it's thick up in here

now imagine that it's black.

 

[T Bell]

The thin ice, it's thick up in here

That was deep.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The thin ice, it's thick up in here

now imagine that it's black.

What, we're going science fiction here?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The thin ice, it's thick up in here

now imagine that it's black.

The double call-back. Nicely done.

:slowclap:

 

[krista4]

I'm on a plane, watching a bowl game on the little TV screen while posting in the GMTAN. I like the first world.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, you now have your assignment. Please post the pic.

 

[Annyong]

GIUSE ITS A FAKE BABY!

 

[Annyong]

Ok well its was a good run. Im gonna shut it down for a while.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of reddit...first thing I clicked on today and had me cracking up

Cinematic classic (NSFW)

Bonus gif

 

[T Bell]

Speaking of reddit...first thing I clicked on today and had me cracking up

Cinematic classic (NSFW)

"Hey, come here!" (She's already standing 2 feet away)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of reddit...first thing I clicked on today and had me cracking up

Cinematic classic (NSFW)

"Hey, come here!" (She's already standing 2 feet away)

Another bonus gif

 

[T Bell]

Speaking of reddit...first thing I clicked on today and had me cracking up

Cinematic classic (NSFW)

"Hey, come here!" (She's already standing 2 feet away)

Another bonus gif

Love me some Bert.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

The thin ice, it's thick up in here

now imagine that it's black.

:splode:

 

[General Malaise]

To be fair, thats why you shouldnt leave babies on counters. Im trying to help out you guys with both babies and counters

Even though I don't have kids, I'm gonna go home and uninstall my countertops.

 

[General Malaise]

Speaking of reddit...first thing I clicked on today and had me cracking up

Cinematic classic (NSFW)

Bonus gif

I actually rented that movie in college. I had high hopes. Bigger let down than Audioslave.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of reddit...first thing I clicked on today and had me cracking up

Cinematic classic (NSFW)

Bonus gif

I actually rented that movie in college. I had high hopes. Bigger let down than Audioslave.

 

[BigJohn]

Speaking of reddit...first thing I clicked on today and had me cracking up

Cinematic classic (NSFW)

Bonus gif

Well, I know what I'm doing for the next 6 segments of approximately 14 minutes each...

 

[shuke]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

They aren't. Are you playing?

Can I see the rules prior to making a decision?

 

[Thorn]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

They aren't. Are you playing?

Can I see the rules prior to making a decision?

Why would you want to bore yourself with such tedium?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mine..mine...that's mine too...mine also...yours...just kidding, mine too.

 

[YSR]

I have a ridiculous coworker who brought in sparkling apple juice and is insisting we all get together like a bunch of hens and have a New Year's toast at 3:00. Obviously I cannot think of anything worse.

I need a toast that would be really ####ty to say.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Effin bert

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a ridiculous coworker who brought in sparkling apple juice and is insisting we all get together like a bunch of hens and have a New Year's toast at 3:00. Obviously I cannot think of anything worse.

I need a toast that would be really ####ty to say.

This is my go-to toast. Weddings, funerals, break-room New Years toasts etc.

Here's to the girl with the little red shoes.

She likes to party, she likes to booze.

She lost her cherry but that's no sin

Because she still has the box the cherry came in.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How I'm spending my NYE.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

There are long ships and tall ships

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are friendships

And a real friend wouldn't have given me sparkling apple juice.

 

[T Bell]

I have a ridiculous coworker who brought in sparkling apple juice and is insisting we all get together like a bunch of hens and have a New Year's toast at 3:00. Obviously I cannot think of anything worse.

I need a toast that would be really ####ty to say.

This is my go-to toast. Weddings, funerals, break-room New Years toasts etc.

Here's to the girl with the little red shoes.

She likes to party, she likes to booze.

She lost her cherry but that's no sin

Because she still has the box the cherry came in.

 

[Thorn]

Roses are red

violets are blue

And to anyone who serves juice

I offer a big ol HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

[General Malaise]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

They aren't. Are you playing?

Can I see the rules prior to making a decision?

- $25 to join

- Select a roster of players from the playoff teams before Saturday's first game. You must assemble a roster of the following:

1 QB

2 RB

2 WR

1 TE

1 Def/ST

1 K

1 Flex Player at ANY POSITION - INCLUDING QB or DEF! Tigerfan can't falsely accuse me of not informing the league again.

- Once your roster is assembled, you submit a lineup and pray. No trades, no drops, no adds...this contest forces you not only to pick the best fantasy players, but the players on the teams that will advance the farthest.

- Winner take all. Usually we have about 25 in this thing, so a nice little payout looms large.

 

[T Bell]

Rules

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have a ridiculous coworker who brought in sparkling apple juice and is insisting we all get together like a bunch of hens and have a New Year's toast at 3:00. Obviously I cannot think of anything worse.

I need a toast that would be really ####ty to say.

Heres to fine wine, women, and song.And heres to workdays that arent too long

Heres to shoes that always fit

I can't believe you made us do this, you worthless lop of ####.

 

[strykerpks]

Here's to you, here's to me

Forever friends we shall be

And if we should disagree

Then #### you here's to me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Here's to John, who brought us this Champagne. If there's no booze in this, I'm calling CPS to tell them he bathes with his daughters.