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[General Malaise]

Heading to the airport shortly for six nights in Vegas. Oh yes, there will be drunk posting.

Happy New Year and eat a pallet of phallus, everybody.

Awesome! Pale Pallet of Phallus is our team name next year. Clip and save...

 

[cosjobs]

Austin - I'm probably out in early February, what with trip to Microsoft my kid being born. But I missed a visit with shuke a year or so ago iirc. Won't miss the next one.

You miss one about every 5 or 6 weeks. My trip in early Feb won't be very cornhole-friendly, but my January one should be.

Give me a head's up when you'll be around and I'll clear the calendar

 

[Mr.Pack]

How you feeling, Pack?

Beginning Day 5

 

[krista4]

Sorry guys. Thanks for the kind words. Things have just been tough lately.

Don't read this if you've recently wished death on me:

Spoiler

We had a pretty crazy week last week like most people probably did, and my wife was on the go a lot more than she is used to. It caught up to her on Christmas night, and she came down with a pretty bad one. She spent the next 4 days pretty much in bed and wasn't much better the past couple days, but I had to work. Tonight was just another instance in a long line of them where I did something with the kids alone. I'm obviously upset about the situation, and she interprets that as being disappointed in her, but it's more melancholy. I'm sad for her and for the kids, for how much she is missing with them. She has really spiraled down in depression over the past year, and it is hard for me to watch. I am trying to help any way I can, but she needs a professional. She has been seeing one, but is pretty negative about the things she is being asked to do. I know I am babbling, but I am just trying to keep hope alive for her.

Spoiler

So sorry GB.

I wish I could offer something to help, but all I can offer is words of encouragement.

Hang in there and hopefully you guys will stumble onto something that helps.

Spoiler

You're a good man, shuke. FWIW just know that you have my admiration for your steadfast support for your wife and family.

on both.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I drank a lot yesterday. I'm just saying.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry to hear GB Shuke. :(

I've just eaten 10 rye bread pizzas for breakfast in your honor in hopes your wife feels better soon.

Love you man.

 

[YSR]

I'm making Polish Mistakes right now.

 

[T Bell]

I'm making Polish Mistakes right now.

How many does it take?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm making Polish Mistakes right now.

Have you ever tried an Italian one?

:winkwinknudgenudge:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Realistic New Year's resolutions.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm making Polish Mistakes right now.

Have you ever tried an Italian one?

:winkwinknudgenudge:

 

[shuke]

Sac, GM, SLB, Kev, daraiders, hawks, Pack, and anyone I might have missed. Appreciate the kinds words, really.

Hopefully things will turn around for her in the new year. Can you try a different professional?

She just started seeing this one. We had a good talk last night and this morning. She is going to make an effort to start some daily exercise, make to-do lists, etc, things that will make her feel more empowered. But she's said these things in the past, and it is too easy to forget them when not feeling good. Problem is that when I try to motivate her, help her see the positive, she takes it as me not understanding, trying to push her too hard, etc.

You're a good man, shuke. FWIW just know that you have my admiration for your steadfast support for your wife and family.

Appreciate it, gb, really. It's a daily struggle, and I am doing my best to maintain composure for my kids.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm on a roll

 

[Annyong]

Realistic New Year's resolutions.

i like this one http://d397brh07d11ds.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/JpHgtO1.jpg

 

[-fish-]

Is CQ still stuck in that hobbit movie ?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

It's 2014. Time to turn over a new leaf. Eat a bag of vag.

 

[T Bell]

It's 2014. Time to turn over a new leaf. Eat a bag of vag.

Gotta get me a dime bag of those.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

It's 2014. Time to turn over a new leaf. Eat a bag of vag.

i'm down for this!

lady raiders drank a wee bit too much last night and currently can't remain upright without vomiting. thankfully she's at the inlaws and i have the house to myself! about to make a grip of bacon. slap it high?

 

[T Bell]

It's 2014. Time to turn over a new leaf. Eat a bag of vag.

i'm down for this!

lady raiders drank a wee bit too much last night and currently can't remain upright without vomiting. thankfully she's at the inlaws and i have the house to myself! about to make a grip of bacon. slap it high?

"Happy New Year mom and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

 

[DA RAIDERS]

 

[T Bell]

No More Woof almost online.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's 2014. Time to turn over a new leaf. Eat a bag of vag.

i'm down for this!

lady raiders drank a wee bit too much last night and currently can't remain upright without vomiting. thankfully she's at the inlaws and i have the house to myself! about to make a grip of bacon. slap it high?

well done

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is CQ still stuck in that hobbit movie ?

Poor *******.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Your gorgeous don't listen to Jimmy hes a IDIOT!!

No idea who Jimmy is but I would sure like to meet him one day soon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I see YSR never made it back from the Polish Mistakes. I'm guessing multiple orgasms.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I'm going to try out that Polish Mistake recipe but maybe with sourdough bread.

I'll call them French ####-ups.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I think I'm going to try out that Polish Mistake recipe but maybe with sourdough bread.

I'll call them French ####-ups.

Redundant Food

 

[YSR]

I see YSR never made it back from the Polish Mistakes. I'm guessing multiple orgasms.

It didn't blow my hair back at first. Reminded me of a cheeseburger dip that my sister makes. But I somehow found myself going back and managed to eat 4 of them.

I only put half of the mix on rye bread. I am going to heat up the other half and scoop with chips some other time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I see YSR never made it back from the Polish Mistakes. I'm guessing multiple orgasms.

It didn't blow my hair back at first. Reminded me of a cheeseburger dip that my sister makes. But I somehow found myself going back and managed to eat 4 of them.

I only put half of the mix on rye bread. I am going to heat up the other half and scoop with chips some other time.

I don't even know who you are any more. #### you too Guster.

 

[Abraham]

Four beers at lunch. Guess ill to ahead and get drunk.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Abe wait..

 

[Guster]

I see YSR never made it back from the Polish Mistakes. I'm guessing multiple orgasms.

It didn't blow my hair back at first. Reminded me of a cheeseburger dip that my sister makes. But I somehow found myself going back and managed to eat 4 of them.

I only put half of the mix on rye bread. I am going to heat up the other half and scoop with chips some other time.

I don't even know who you are any more. #### you too Guster.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I decide I need some chinesed food to beat this hangover. Fortunately there is a place less than a 1/2 mile away so I decide to walk. I was passing by this mini-mart and this semi-homeless looking guy sitting next to the side of the building calls out to me:

Guy: Excuse me, young man (pause for laughter). Can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure, shoot.

Guy: So I woke up this morning and I said to myself "I sure would like to smoke some medical marijuana today." But the problem is that I don't have a green card(?) to go buy any. You wouldn't happen to have a card or know anyone that does?

Me: Sorry but I sure don't. Good luck there.

Guy: Well that was my question. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GOD BLESS!

 

[bentley]

Four beers at lunch. Guess ill to ahead and get drunk.

Well done. Great start to the year.

I'm breaking into the Knob Creek later.

JR woke me up at 5:40 this morning which was about 4.5 hours after my last post in this thread last night. I'm dragging today but did manage to get in a 3.5 mile run.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I decide I need some chinesed food to beat this hangover. Fortunately there is a place less than a 1/2 mile away so I decide to walk. I was passing by this mini-mart and this semi-homeless looking guy sitting next to the side of the building calls out to me:

Guy: Excuse me, young man (pause for laughter). Can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure, shoot.

Guy: So I woke up this morning and I said to myself "I sure would like to smoke some medical marijuana today." But the problem is that I don't have a green card(?) to go buy any. You wouldn't happen to have a card or know anyone that does?

Me: Sorry but I sure don't. Good luck there.

Guy: Well that was my question. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GOD BLESS!

He probably could has some pretty sore muscles carrying around those stone tablets all these years.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Agree on the ***** food though. I was craving some too. However I decided to take a 4 mile walk and felt really sore when I came home. So instead I took a perc, popped in season 3 of the Simpsons and munching on gift basket of cookies and candy a client sent me.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Agree on the ***** food though. I was craving some too. However I decided to take a 4 mile walk and felt really sore when I came home. So instead I took a perc, popped in season 3 of the Simpsons and munching on gift basket of cookies and candy a client sent me.

I'm thinking of going on a Fun Run myself.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I decide I need some chinesed food to beat this hangover. Fortunately there is a place less than a 1/2 mile away so I decide to walk. I was passing by this mini-mart and this semi-homeless looking guy sitting next to the side of the building calls out to me:

Guy: Excuse me, young man (pause for laughter). Can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure, shoot.

Guy: So I woke up this morning and I said to myself "I sure would like to smoke some medical marijuana today." But the problem is that I don't have a green card(?) to go buy any. You wouldn't happen to have a card or know anyone that does?

Me: Sorry but I sure don't. Good luck there.

Guy: Well that was my question. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GOD BLESS!

He probably could has some pretty sore muscles carrying around those stone tablets all these years.

my link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[General Malaise]

Is GM doing the playoff pool thingy this year?

Yes. Pm me.

When's the deadline?

Saturday 4:30pm ET.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ms. Crabapple: Bart, ARE THOSE LIQUOR BOTTLES??!!

Bart: I brought enough for everybody.

Ms. Crabapple: Take those down to the teacher's lounge right now! You can have whatever is left at the end of the day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ms. Crabapple: Bart, ARE THOSE LIQUOR BOTTLES??!!

Bart: I brought enough for everybody.

Ms. Crabapple: Take those down to the teacher's lounge right now! You can have whatever is left at the end of the day.

Cool

 

[General Malaise]

Brunch today with the family and a college buddy in town from Crowley,Louisiana. Had Potugese Fried Rice. Phenomenal. Now sipping a mimosa as we were tame last night. Asleep by 10ish last night. Refreshing to wake up on New Years with a clear head. Meeting up with same buddy later to alter course.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Is CQ still stuck in that hobbit movie ?

Poor *******.

2.5 hrs of fantasy suckage that just ends at a random moment like a to be continued tv show.

Then we get back to our house and immediately our friends daughter gets sick and they leave. Little skank stole my move.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Majestic

Erik has not seen the back of his car yet

Shhh...only dreams now

heh

Cat vs Bat

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Brunch today with the family and a college buddy in town from Crowley,Louisiana. Had Potugese Fried Rice. Phenomenal. Now sipping a mimosa as we were tame last night. Asleep by 10ish last night. Refreshing to wake up on New Years with a clear head. Meeting up with same buddy later to alter course.

We wanted to stay home but I opened my big fat mouth and told our GBs we would come over. NYE on a Tuesday night is the suck. Actually NYE in general has been the suck the last 10 years or so.

 

[T Bell]

I think I'm going to try out that Polish Mistake recipe but maybe with sourdough bread.

I'll call them French ####-ups.

Freedom ####-ups, you filthy terrorist *******.

 

[T Bell]

So I decide I need some chinesed food to beat this hangover. Fortunately there is a place less than a 1/2 mile away so I decide to walk. I was passing by this mini-mart and this semi-homeless looking guy sitting next to the side of the building calls out to me:

Guy: Excuse me, young man (pause for laughter). Can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure, shoot.

Guy: So I woke up this morning and I said to myself "I sure would like to smoke some medical marijuana today." But the problem is that I don't have a green card(?) to go buy any. You wouldn't happen to have a card or know anyone that does?

Me: Sorry but I sure don't. Good luck there.

Guy: Well that was my question. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GOD BLESS!

Thanks for already obstructing someone's New Years resolution, guy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Agree on the ***** food though. I was craving some too. However I decided to take a 4 mile walk and felt really sore when I came home. So instead I took a perc, popped in season 3 of the Simpsons and munching on gift basket of cookies and candy a client sent me.

I'm thinking of going on a Fun Run myself.

It was refreshing and painful. I need to drop 10 pounds stat.

 

[T Bell]

Agree on the ***** food though. I was craving some too. However I decided to take a 4 mile walk and felt really sore when I came home. So instead I took a perc, popped in season 3 of the Simpsons and munching on gift basket of cookies and candy a client sent me.

I'm thinking of going on a Fun Run myself.

It was refreshing and painful. I need to drop 10 pounds stat.

Oh I'm a good 15 over where I should be, and 25 over where I want to be.