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GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)

Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon :kicksrock:
Missed this before. Sorry dude. I know you had high hopes there.
What? I'm as hetero as they come and I wouldn't dump Guster. I'm sorry, my friend.

 
Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.
PM MoP for appropriate outrage levels.
I know. I just figured hippies wouldn't be so aggressive and might say excuse me and generally be more polite. I had a lone pineapple in my cart at some point. I park the thing in a low traffic area that doesn't get in people's way and go get some berries (this is within a few feet of my cart). I go back to my cart and a woman is taking my pineapple out my cart and putting it on top of apples and starting to walk away with the cart. I just said "excuse me, that's my cart" (imagine if I HAD been mop). Wtf though?
I would have waited until she filled it up with a bunch of stuff and left it for a second and then unloaded her cart

 
Guys, I'm having some almost-buyer's remorse even before buying this house. I'm starting to think a reasonable person might move to Seattle and rent for a while before just jumping in to yet another home purchase. Yes?
Moving to Seattle already? I haven't had a chance to cornhole you in Atlanta. Good luck!
We'll probably be here for another three months. Who else is in ATL? We should put something together!
McGarnicle, Rick James, StevieG??, I'm forgetting some others I know - I'd be in for Happy Hour.
Hipple, KidC, Stubby, a few others. I was the FFA ATL FF champion in 2003 :flex:
Hipple would show up two weeks late for the cornhole.
True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft. :shrug:

 
Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.
PM MoP for appropriate outrage levels.
I know. I just figured hippies wouldn't be so aggressive and might say excuse me and generally be more polite. I had a lone pineapple in my cart at some point. I park the thing in a low traffic area that doesn't get in people's way and go get some berries (this is within a few feet of my cart). I go back to my cart and a woman is taking my pineapple out my cart and putting it on top of apples and starting to walk away with the cart. I just said "excuse me, that's my cart" (imagine if I HAD been mop). Wtf though?
I would have waited until she filled it up with a bunch of stuff and left it for a second and then unloaded her cart
My goal is to get the #### out of there as fast as humanly possible.

 
I agree, at first. But then I always find myself thinking, I hope she decides to turn this into a bj. Because when she volunteers a handjob, it's like a statement that she's willing to get you off, but she's too tired for the effort of actual sex. So a bj is like the best case in that scenario. But asking for a bj and having her say no pretty much turns the handjob into a shame spiral that only ends with you finishing as quickly as you can while you're silently pissed that she didn't care enough to take her nightguard out. So instead of asking, you just kind of hang on long enough to find out if she'll start on her own, before acknowledging your situation and taking the quick release while secretly wishing you'd gotten something better. And I never know the protocol afterwards. Do you say thank you and go to bed? Wait for her to wash her hands and hopefully she brings back a hand towel or a washcloth or something? Do you get up first and bring her a moist towelette?
Still better than do-it-yourself, IMO. Especially if it's like a 69 HJ.
Ah yes. There's nothing more satisfying than a slow motion tug while you're trying to figure out how to contort your wrist and finger just right so you can both do something for the other person when you're each decidedly less qualified for the task. Imagine if SLB told his wife, hey, I have an idea, let's have you run the business for a whiole, while I do whatever the hell it is you do that doesn't involve everyone you know dying. But then when you finally get into a groove, you can pretty much guarantee that her hand is going to lose the will to jerk while she takes her turn. Then you'll do the same to her, too, because nobody really gets good enough at mutual hand jobbing to avoid it.I admit that there's something about having someone do it for you that makes it better - it's like how laughing when there's nobody around to hear the funny thing isn't as good as laughing with someone. But unlike laughter, you can tickle yourself, and faster and with less mess.

 
Guys, I'm having some almost-buyer's remorse even before buying this house. I'm starting to think a reasonable person might move to Seattle and rent for a while before just jumping in to yet another home purchase. Yes?
Moving to Seattle already? I haven't had a chance to cornhole you in Atlanta. Good luck!
We'll probably be here for another three months. Who else is in ATL? We should put something together!
McGarnicle, Rick James, StevieG??, I'm forgetting some others I know - I'd be in for Happy Hour.
Hipple, KidC, Stubby, a few others. I was the FFA ATL FF champion in 2003 :flex:
Hipple would show up two weeks late for the cornhole.
True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft. :shrug:
That's what Maverick did when he first showed up to Charlie's house in Top Gun. I wonder if that's what Hipple was thinking.

 
Did Godzooks get laid or what?
Yes. But it was like bad pizza. You really want pizza, but then you have it and its not that good, but its still better than not having any pizza. But it was a funny night, I'm to tired to explain, so I'll do it tomorrow. But highlights include:A bad handy

Karate Kid references

Yellow snow

Goat noises

Stolen tv remote

Extra nipple
PAY PROPER CREDIT TO THE SEMINAL MOVIE "SHE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU" RIGHT NOW!!!!! /ABE

 
Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon :kicksrock:
Missed this before. Sorry dude. I know you had high hopes there.
What? I'm as hetero as they come .
Keep telling yourself that, chief.
That was college!

 
Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon :kicksrock:
Missed this before. Sorry dude. I know you had high hopes there.
What? I'm as hetero as they come .
Keep telling yourself that, chief.
That was college!
Was Tanner your RA?

 
-_-

I love the New Yorker.
flysack shtick?
Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.
Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great. :popcorn:
In case you're interested.
Wow. That rules.
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green?currentPage=allNot - long but fun article on him
:mellow:
Nice, clean link for those that found SLB's diatribe too tedious

 
Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon :kicksrock:
Missed this before. Sorry dude. I know you had high hopes there.
What? I'm as hetero as they come .
Keep telling yourself that, chief.
That was college!
Was Tanner your RA?
Nah, he was retired

 
Didn't even realize that was a repost. Just saw the TED talk and remembered I'd posted this article months ago in some random thread, so I looked it up and wa la. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=675653&p=15251588
I thought you were smart and stuff.
I thought you met him irl

 
If I were a mod I'd really be tempted to wait until the drunk thread was up and running tonight and merge the non-drinker thread with it

 
Not one person had TY Hilton in GMs contest.

I'm all in on SF/CIN
you *******!
?
Our teams are pretty different. I went with a wr at my flex since they get 2 pts per reception
WHAT?
3 rules defined:

For position: QBs

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: RBs

1 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: WRs, TEs, Ks

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

 
Not one person had TY Hilton in GMs contest.

I'm all in on SF/CIN
you *******!
?
Our teams are pretty different. I went with a wr at my flex since they get 2 pts per reception
WHAT?
3 rules defined:

For position: QBs

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: RBs

1 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: WRs, TEs, Ks

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).
It's like GM has some aversion to normal rules.

 
Not one person had TY Hilton in GMs contest.

I'm all in on SF/CIN
you *******!
?
Our teams are pretty different. I went with a wr at my flex since they get 2 pts per reception
WHAT?
3 rules defined:

For position: QBs

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: RBs

1 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: WRs, TEs, Ks

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).
It's like GM has some aversion to normal rules.
:goodposting: :lmao:

Is Tron someone from here or one of GM's real life buddies? Just realized we have the exact same team except for kickers. Go Matt Prater I guess. :bag:

 
Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon :kicksrock:
Missed this before. Sorry dude. I know you had high hopes there.
What? I'm as hetero as they come .
Keep telling yourself that, chief.
That was college!
Was Tanner your RA?
Yes. Yes I was. Happy now?

 
Bengal Weather. 40 degrees. Got it.
Nice and balmy today. Hopefully we'll miss all the snow before our projected high of -5 tomorrow.
Bengal Weather. 40 degrees. Got it.
Nice and balmy today. Hopefully we'll miss all the snow before our projected high of -5 tomorrow.
Watch out for the ice that may or may not be there.

Did I hear right that the high temp in Chicago is supposed to be -11 with a wind chill at -50?

 
Bengal Weather. 40 degrees. Got it.
Nice and balmy today. Hopefully we'll miss all the snow before our projected high of -5 tomorrow.
Bengal Weather. 40 degrees. Got it.
Nice and balmy today. Hopefully we'll miss all the snow before our projected high of -5 tomorrow.
Watch out for the ice that may or may not be there.

Did I hear right that the high temp in Chicago is supposed to be -11 with a wind chill at -50?
-20/-65 in Minnesota tomorrow.

 
Today is "make your pinewood derby car" day. Since Dylan is now in scouts, I have the unique opportunity of helping both of my boys fail.

At least with the snow there wasn't anybody there (my neighbor's house) to watch my lack of wood working skillz.

 
Bengal Weather. 40 degrees. Got it.
Nice and balmy today. Hopefully we'll miss all the snow before our projected high of -5 tomorrow.
Bengal Weather. 40 degrees. Got it.
Nice and balmy today. Hopefully we'll miss all the snow before our projected high of -5 tomorrow.
Watch out for the ice that may or may not be there.

Did I hear right that the high temp in Chicago is supposed to be -11 with a wind chill at -50?
-20/-65 in Minnesota tomorrow.
My God. I know y'all like to proclaim yourselves as hearty folks, but that's just brutal.

 

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