Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Anyone seen or heard from Sweet J lately?
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cosjobs
Footballguy
Or just followed her around the store - real close- carrying the pineapple and looking forlorn.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Gonna get down to 48 degrees here tonight. Should I wrap my water pipes?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Abraham
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?
I am not right.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh I really, really, really want Cincinnati to win. Just not cover the 7.
T Bell
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It must be so cool to have talent.Started yesterday. Son is doing a Minecraft creeper car.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Stupid Dalton. 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
No school tomorrow, just got the call. Kids are so lucky to get advanced notice and don't have to listen to the radio radio tomorrow morning. <_<
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
Yep, nodded off at a video poker machine, over and over. Staggered back to my room and slept through most of the Indy game. Since I had KC+8, the drama couldn't keep me awake.Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?
I am not right.
Osaurus
Footballguy
I grew up in Philly and we used to joke that if the superintendent of schools' limo couldn't get out on the road, then we would get that day off
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
GM, how much do you get if you win the first week?
Ignoramus
Footballguy
True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.
WTF?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Shocking since you were only taking Vicodin and drinking.Yep, nodded off at a video poker machine, over and over. Staggered back to my room and slept through most of the Indy game. Since I had KC+8, the drama couldn't keep me awake.Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?
I am not right.
Awesome though.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Did he ask first or just head right for the shower?True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.
You should also regale is with you memories of DaVinci. That also cracks me up.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
It must be so cool to have talent.
Guster
Footballguy
Yep, nodded off at a video poker machine, over and over. Staggered back to my room and slept through most of the Indy game. Since I had KC+8, the drama couldn't keep me awake.Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?
I am not right.
Guster
Footballguy
I can't figure out if that's hot or weird. Either way I'll probably jerk off to it later
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
lol @ Andy Dalton. Sorry Homer.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
No, no, no GB. No booze, no Vikes at 12:30 in the afternoon. Sick as a dog, I'm telling you.Shocking since you were only taking Vicodin and drinking.Yep, nodded off at a video poker machine, over and over. Staggered back to my room and slept through most of the Indy game. Since I had KC+8, the drama couldn't keep me awake.Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?
I am not right.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
i love youYep, nodded off at a video poker machine, over and over. Staggered back to my room and slept through most of the Indy game. Since I had KC+8, the drama couldn't keep me awake.Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?
I am not right.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Your notebook > my notebook. Can u refresh my memory?Did he ask first or just head right for the shower?You should also regale is with you memories of DaVinci. That also cracks me up.True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Speaking of boxes of urine..... jesus, Dalton.
krista4
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
How do I accept your trade GM?
Stupid ### dalton
Stupid ### dalton
General Malaise
Footballguy
Real outgoing, good looking guy. The sort who would have a really hot wife. I think Mrs.DaVinci was the original catfisher.Your notebook > my notebook. Can u refresh my memory?Did he ask first or just head right for the shower?You should also regale is with you memories of DaVinci. That also cracks me up.True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
You stuck your fingers in her ### too soon, didn't you?Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again
Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon
Sorry GB
T Bell
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong
Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.
I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.
We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.
Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.
From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer
She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.
For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.
Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.
Here's to making bad decisions
cheers
Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.
I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.
We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.
Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.
From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer
She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.
For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.
Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.
Here's to making bad decisions
cheers
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