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Tanner - can you find me an animated gif of a wrestler running down the walkway and sliding into the ring with the caption "in". I can't find it anywhere, but know I've seen it before.

TIA

 
shuke said:
Guster said:
If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong

Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.

I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.

We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.

Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.

From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer :banned:

She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.

Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am. :wall:

Here's to making bad decisions

cheers
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I love old Guster.
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Not just :goodposting: but great posting.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
shuke said:
Mr. Pickles said:
shuke said:
AAABatteries said:
Holy #### this is funny. Apologies if a honda. This teen must hate his parents now. It's a long video but worth it.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bl84sYzEF8I&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dbl84sYzEF8I
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Is there anyway these things are real?
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No.
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I mean, I get being disoriented and feeling high, but not knowing what a river is?
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It means dog's mouth in Tennessee.
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:lmao:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Tiger Fan said:
Tanner - can you find me an animated gif of a wrestler running down the walkway and sliding into the ring with the caption "in". I can't find it anywhere, but know I've seen it before.

TIA
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This is the closest thing I could come up with.
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:lol:

My son's been going through a phase where he'll have something bad but minor happen to him and then whine/cry about it, such as stubbing his toe. I've taken to making fun of him when he does this rather than playing to him being a drama queen about it. (To be clear, if he's really hurt, then I of course comfort him.)

This makes him mad and so he started to threaten to "tell mommy" that I make fun of him and he doesn't like it. I told him to "go ahead."

The other week as she's at my place picking him up, he decides to defiantly tell her in front of me. She's outside the front door of my apartment building, which is on this patio that's elevated about 1/2 story above the ground level (there's a partially subterranean garage beneath). So he tells her that "daddy laughs when I hurt myself and I don't like it!", and proceeds to get :poutyface: and then storms away towards the stairs leading off the patio and down to the street... only he proceeds to misstep about 1/4 of the way down the 10 steps, partially catch himself, and then backwards somersault and slide the rest of the way down.

It wasn't all that bad of a tumble and it was a soft landing. He was pissed off and crying but really because he was embarrassed rather than hurt.

It was also hilarious. I was doubled over in laughter. I seriously couldn't stop.

Meanwhile, he's screaming, "See? Daddy's doing it right now! He's laughing at me! Stop laughing daddy!" My ex, to whom I'd already preemptively explained what was going on, is trying to comfort him while also stifling laughter.

Anyway, that gif reminded me of that.

 
T Bell said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Tiger Fan said:
Tanner - can you find me an animated gif of a wrestler running down the walkway and sliding into the ring with the caption "in". I can't find it anywhere, but know I've seen it before.

TIA
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This is the closest thing I could come up with.
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:lol:

My son's been going through a phase where he'll have something bad but minor happen to him and then whine/cry about it, such as stubbing his toe. I've taken to making fun of him when he does this rather than playing to him being a drama queen about it. (To be clear, if he's really hurt, then I of course comfort him.)

This makes him mad and so he started to threaten to "tell mommy" that I make fun of him and he doesn't like it. I told him to "go ahead."

The other week as she's at my place picking him up, he decides to defiantly tell her in front of me. She's outside the front door of my apartment building, which is on this patio that's elevated about 1/2 story above the ground level (there's a partially subterranean garage beneath). So he tells her that "daddy laughs when I hurt myself and I don't like it!", and proceeds to get :poutyface: and then storms away towards the stairs leading off the patio and down to the street... only he proceeds to misstep about 1/4 of the way down the 10 steps, partially catch himself, and then backwards somersault and slide the rest of the way down.

It wasn't all that bad of a tumble and it was a soft landing. He was pissed off and crying but really because he was embarrassed rather than hurt.

It was also hilarious. I was doubled over in laughter. I seriously couldn't stop.

Meanwhile, he's screaming, "See? Daddy's doing it right now! He's laughing at me! Stop laughing daddy!" My ex, to whom I'd already preemptively explained what was going on, is trying to comfort him while also stifling laughter.

Anyway, that gif reminded me of that.
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:thumbup: Kids are stupid.

 
Do you guys have "Serious" songs? Like "Desperato" (sp?) in that episode of Seinfeld?

I do. Listening to one now. Decemberists: "Hazards of Love 4". God, what a song.

Drunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk.

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Frostillicus said:
General Malaise said:
Also, when I came downstairs at 4am to remove the chicken drumsticks from the crockpot, I used the Cathouse series to catch a jerk. Slap it high?
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This is the basis of that phrase?
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shuke said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Explain the crockpot chicken thing, please. Seems dumb.
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Original exchange. But I can't find where the euphemism was coined.
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Maybe here?

 
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