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T Bell
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Bob Sacamano
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Bob Sacamano
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I might know a guy who has managed a similar feat.Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?
I am not right.
Bob Sacamano
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Norwood and EG making the Have you slept with a hooker thread quite enjoyable.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Whoa...slow day in here.
Guster
Footballguy
man it's pretty cold out there.
Limp Ditka
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Bob Sacamano
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Hawks64
Footballguy
Yep, they closed the kids school today and work closed the office said work from home.
Limp Ditka
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Officer Pete Malloy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
-5 here, -29 with the windchill.
The guy that plows our neighborhood is a ####### moron. He hits the yard of the house up the street EVERY TIME. Then he freaks out I guess and moves way laft of center and puts a #### ton of snow righ in front of my driveway. I even did the entire street in front of my driveway yesterday to try and give him an idea of where he was safe.
I really need Mr. Plow.It was actually -8 this morning when I was reclearing the street so I could get out of the driveway.
Glad I came into work though. The highways are still covered in ice/snow and apparently the whole city is shut down. Lame.
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Ignoramus
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How cold is it?
Abraham
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St. Louis Bob
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I got some good news last night in that after some negotiating, my parents offer on the house close to us was accepted. So barring anything crazy coming up from the inspection, they finally found a place. It's a single story house that's 3 BR,3 bath and 3073 square feet. I think the master bed and bathroom are bigger than my first house. It's freaking gorgeous. Frosty, wait until you see this kitchen.
Of course it's bitter sweet in that they'll be moving from the house that I still think of as "home" since 78. Lots of memories and masturbating.
I think the master bed and bathroom are bigger than my first house. It's freaking gorgeous. Frosty, wait until you see this kitchen.Of course it's bitter sweet in that they'll be moving from the house that I still think of as "home" since 78. Lots of memories and masturbating.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Everybody Loves SLB
Mondays on CBS!
Mondays on CBS!
Frostillicus
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Don't tease me.I got some good news last night in that after some negotiating, my parents offer on the house close to us was accepted. So barring anything crazy coming up from the inspection, they finally found a place. It's a single story house that's 3 BR,3 bath and 3073 square feet.
Of course it's bitter sweet in that they'll be moving from the house that I still think of as "home" since 78. Lots of memories and masturbating.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
And that's just Mom..I got some good news last night in that after some negotiating, my parents offer on the house close to us was accepted. So barring anything crazy coming up from the inspection, they finally found a place. It's a single story house that's 3 BR,3 bath and 3073 square feet.
Of course it's bitter sweet in that they'll be moving from the house that I still think of as "home" since 78. Lots of memories and masturbating.
Mr.Pack
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Mr.Pack
Footballguy
-18,-5 here, -29 with the windchill.
The guy that plows our neighborhood is a ####### moron. He hits the yard of the house up the street EVERY TIME. Then he freaks out I guess and moves way laft of center and puts a #### ton of snow righ in front of my driveway. I even did the entire street in front of my driveway yesterday to try and give him an idea of where he was safe.
It was actually -8 this morning when I was reclearing the street so I could get out of the driveway.
Glad I came into work though. The highways are still covered in ice/snow and apparently the whole city is shut down. Lame.
Wind Chill -45 in my neck of the woods
Ignoramus
Footballguy
"It's so cold, GM is considering exposing himself to the sun's rays for warmth.""It's so cold, krista is moving back to Nicaragua for three months."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:softball:And that's just Mom..I got some good news last night in that after some negotiating, my parents offer on the house close to us was accepted. So barring anything crazy coming up from the inspection, they finally found a place. It's a single story house that's 3 BR,3 bath and 3073 square feet.
Of course it's bitter sweet in that they'll be moving from the house that I still think of as "home" since 78. Lots of memories and masturbating.
krista4
Footballguy
Can't believe they're just giving those away for free.Ignoramus said:
T Bell said:
I too pulled a Gene Rayburn, just last week.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Pictures on Zillow suck ###.Don't tease me.I got some good news last night in that after some negotiating, my parents offer on the house close to us was accepted. So barring anything crazy coming up from the inspection, they finally found a place. It's a single story house that's 3 BR,3 bath and 3073 square feet.
Of course it's bitter sweet in that they'll be moving from the house that I still think of as "home" since 78. Lots of memories and masturbating.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
You had sex with Charles Nelson Reilly?I too pulled a Gene Rayburn, just last week.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,You had sex with Charles Nelson Reilly?I too pulled a Gene Rayburn, just last week.
That's where I'm gonna build my church,
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.
I don't piss, I don't ####, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't ####, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man,
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on the late late show!
I don't piss, I don't ####, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't ####, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelie
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'll never understand why cities like St. Louis are habitually underprepared for snowfall. It's like they are continually surprised they're not located in Florida.-5 here, -29 with the windchill.
The guy that plows our neighborhood is a ####### moron. He hits the yard of the house up the street EVERY TIME. Then he freaks out I guess and moves way laft of center and puts a #### ton of snow righ in front of my driveway. I even did the entire street in front of my driveway yesterday to try and give him an idea of where he was safe.
It was actually -8 this morning when I was reclearing the street so I could get out of the driveway.
Glad I came into work though. The highways are still covered in ice/snow and apparently the whole city is shut down. Lame.
krista4
Footballguy
Oh I wish. I did meet him when I was a kid, though.You had sex with Charles Nelson Reilly?I too pulled a Gene Rayburn, just last week.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'll never understand why cities like St. Louis are habitually underprepared for snowfall. It's like they are continually surprised they're not located in Florida.-5 here, -29 with the windchill.
The guy that plows our neighborhood is a ####### moron. He hits the yard of the house up the street EVERY TIME. Then he freaks out I guess and moves way laft of center and puts a #### ton of snow righ in front of my driveway. I even did the entire street in front of my driveway yesterday to try and give him an idea of where he was safe.
It was actually -8 this morning when I was reclearing the street so I could get out of the driveway.
Glad I came into work though. The highways are still covered in ice/snow and apparently the whole city is shut down. Lame.
The place has been run by morons the last 100 years or so. Out where I'm at now they said that 11 out of the 28 plow trucks where getting serviced an unavailable. WTMF.
Oh and people either drive 10-20 MPH or like 70-80 MPH. Idiots. I heard that Hitchcock, the Blues coach from Canada, had some very colorful things to say about the situation. I would like to shake his hand.
ETA
We did get a foot of snow yesterday which is pretty unusual. Plus it's powder so it is just blowing every where. I don't think we got any snow to speak of in 2010 & 2011.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Limp Ditka
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We got the 'you can do it from home' message for today and tomorrow.
Kid's school closed down both days too, so I wouldn't have gone in anyway.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Do tell.Oh I wish. I did meet him when I was a kid, though.You had sex with Charles Nelson Reilly?I too pulled a Gene Rayburn, just last week.
Notorious T.R.E.
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