GM's thread about nothing (58 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I was drunk last night. At McCarron on my way to SFO. I have a sack of trash in my carry on ready to throw in case I see Truck there.

In never knew bentley was a minority

 

[Guster]

What do we think of Charlotte?

We think it's close to GB's Worm and IB

Yes, but aren't you considering leaving for Ohio ?How good could it be?

Good point. Ms. IB's family is from Ohio and it would be almost twice the pay...and I'd still probably not go...

Twice the pay and you wouldn't go? Ohio's not that bad, dude.

Homer, still think you should look into moving back here. Over the Rhine has exploded since you left, and in a good way this time.

 

[Guster]

Picked my daughter up from school and had this conversation on the drive home:

daughter: now there are two more boys that have a crush on me!

guster: oh yeah? who?

daughter: Cameron and Xavier

guster: huh

daughter: except Xavier isn't even my type

guster: no?

daughter: no! He's black and he's in first grade

guster:

daughter: at least Cameron is white and in 2nd grade

guster: ... ... ... so, what was for lunch today?

 

[bentley]

Man, I was drunk last night. At McCarron on my way to SFO. I have a sack of trash in my carry on ready to throw in case I see Truck there.

In never knew bentley was a minority

I'm trying to build a rainbow coalition of folks who throw garbage at truck. Adding my own off-white style to the mix.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Picked my daughter up from school and had this conversation on the drive home:

daughter: now there are two more boys that have a crush on me!

guster: oh yeah? who?

daughter: Cameron and Xavier

guster: huh

daughter: except Xavier isn't even my type

guster: no?

daughter: no! He's black and he's in first grade

guster:

daughter: at least Cameron is white and in 2nd grade

guster: ... ... ... so, what was for lunch today?

Black Tyke Skeptic?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oops, Marge Schott

 

[Guster]

Oops, Marge Schott

Yeah, not sure where that came from. Last year she didn't really know race existed, this year she's been mentioning it more. One of her best friends is black, so I don't think she's Peens or anything.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random find that cracked me up

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I was drunk last night. At McCarron on my way to SFO. I have a sack of trash in my carry on ready to throw in case I see Truck there.

In never knew bentley was a minority

I'm trying to build a rainbow coalition of folks who throw garbage at truck. Adding my own off-white style to the mix.

That's beautiful.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold this trash to be Truck-targeted, by all men who can throw equally."

I have a dream that one day on the steep hills of San Francisco, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to stand up together and hurl trash at Truck in brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even trash from Mississippi, a state where garbage often goes wasted, rotting in dumps instead of on the back of Truck, will be transformed into projectiles of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the amount of trash they throw at Truck.

I have a dream today!

 

[mr roboto]

Random find that cracked me up

Not good linking.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random find that cracked me up

Not good linking.

Hmmm...screw it.

 

[mr roboto]

I'm sorry if this is uncouth, but I don't know the following posters/aliases that get mentioned a lot. If anyone could help I'd appreciate a back story.

Peens

Truck

Smoo

Wet Dream

TIA.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I got tickets in a suite at the 50-yard line with pre-game sidelines passes for the NFC championship between the Bears and Saints a few years ago. Same year, also got tickets to the Bears-Colts Super Bowl from a different vendor. Compliance approved both.

Best sporting event I've ever attended. I can't imagine any football game, SB included, comparing to a Conf Championship in the stadium of the team you're a fan of.

No offense, but that Bears team has got to be the worst team to ever reach the Super Bowl.

85 Patriots down?

'98 Falcons say 'hello'.

Weren't they like 15-1 in the regular season?

I guess I'm still bitter that they beat the Vikings that year, which was one of the best offensive teams I've ever seen (right before the Rams took flight). Falcons were good...good run game, decent QB. But they bored me and were very lackluster in the Super Bowl.

The Vikes were 15-1 that year. F-in Anderson. That loss is still the single worst gut punch I've ever experienced as a sports fan.

I think Anderson gets a bad rap for that loss. How about the D stopping Chris Chandler when it counted? They certainly failed more than Anderson did that year.

 

[T Bell]

Minor Rant...

Why is it that the second somebody mentions that they are sick or have been sick everybody suddenly becomes an epidemiologist?

What does skin have to do with it?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm sorry if this is uncouth, but I don't know the following posters/aliases that get mentioned a lot. If anyone could help I'd appreciate a back story.

Peens - Racist, redneck, former military type who poops in an outhouse and beat(s) his ex-wife silly. Not an alias, but he has many.

Truck - If the world were a game of Cricket, using garbage instead of darts, Truck would be the bullseye. Also not an alias, but he has many aliai. Currently posting as timschoochoo.

Smoo - Canadian grammar and spelling nazi often confused with a beaver. Smart, witty, and often offensive. Loved by many. Despised by many more. Third miss on an alias.

Wet Dream - WetDream can not be described. He must be experienced. Often with a buggy whip, 2 gallons of K-Y, and a 6V battery. Not THE Alias.

TIA.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh and whenever it was the Raiders got stomped by the Bucs. They were pretty ####ty too.

i was at that game. no that team was pretty good. it was on the decline, but it had been to the previous 2 conference championship games. tuck rule and then fat ### siragusa pile drove gannon into the ground. it's been ####### brutal ever since.

Siragusa: "I knew he was hurt when I heard him squeal"

 

[kevzilla]

I'm sure Siragusa's wife squeals every time he lands on her, too.

 

[T Bell]

I used to get free tickets to the Blaze games all the time. I'd try to give them to my students and typically nobody wanted them The ballpark where they play is one of the worst parks in the country. Actually true.

How bad are we talking here? Instead of bathrooms do you have to #### in a bag or something?

 

[T Bell]

His only miss that whole season.

And I was just about to take you off the list.

Falcons also had one of the funniest day-of-Super-Bowl arrests/incidents out there. Didn't their safety get arrested with a prostitute the night before?

 

[Limp Ditka]

His only miss that whole season.

And I was just about to take you off the list.

Falcons also had one of the funniest day-of-Super-Bowl arrests/incidents out there. Didn't their safety get arrested with a prostitute the night before?

Eugene Robinson who also happened to win fhe Bart Starr Man of the Year award for that season

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Random find that cracked me up

Not good linking.

just add a space at the end and hit enter

 

[-fish-]

I'm sorry if this is uncouth, but I don't know the following posters/aliases that get mentioned a lot. If anyone could help I'd appreciate a back story.

Peens

Racist dog/ex-wife choker; may or may not use an outhouse.

Truck

Curmudgeon target of trash-throwing street urchins

Smoo

Canadian curmudgeon

Wet Dream

Dreamy

TIA.

HTH

 

[-fish-]

dammit.

 

[mr roboto]

Thanks anyway fish.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I live to bring people together.

 

[Guster]

I've done my fair share of swinging and missing when going for a laugh, but this is some of the least funny stuff I have ever seen posted at FBG: link

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've done my fair share of swinging and missing when going for a laugh, but this is some of the least funny stuff I have ever seen posted at FBG: link

I thought it had a chance to be good. Obviously didn't happen

 

[Guster]

I've done my fair share of swinging and missing when going for a laugh, but this is some of the least funny stuff I have ever seen posted at FBG: link

I thought it had a chance to be good. Obviously didn't happen

I think it might go down as one of the most unintentionally funny threads. Some of the contributions are so horrible that it's hard not to laugh at them. Agree that it had potential as intended, but it might end up being even better this way

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Minor Rant...

Why is it that the second somebody mentions that they are sick or have been sick everybody suddenly becomes an epidemiologist?

Case in point #1: At my local drinking establishment the other night and I notice the girl ringing up my beer has a cold. I tell her something like "That doesn't sound good." She says "Yeah, but it sounds worse than it is. I guess it's been going around." I reply "Yeah, but have you ever noticed that when you're sick everybody has to say 'it's going around'? I mean isn't that true of every cold or flu?"

She laughs a little. Then this rube that's being rung up next to me says "But it's true. That cold IS going around." wtf

Case in point #2: One of my cousins, in WA state, posted on FB that her teenage son was in the hospital for about a day because he was dehydrated (he just finished a wrestling tournament) and had a viral infection. A bunch of people replied with "get well soon" or "poor kid" etc. Another relative of mine, that lives 1500 miles away, posts "Be careful! There's a really bad flu going around in our city." I almost replied with "You should put in your application with the CDC."

Case in point #3: The people that want to know your symptoms so that they can let you know who the hell else has whatever it is/was you have. "Fever, vomiting, and aches? That's going around. This woman at my church had the same thing!" Thanks, Dr. House. You cracked the case. I'm always tempted to make symptoms up "did the woman at your church also have pustules, hallucinations, and a 7 hour boner a cat couldn't scratch? No? Because that's what I had."

I've also been tempted to say "Hmmm...so I had the same 'flu' as a woman at your church yet I've never met her. You know the both of us. Looks like you're the connection. Thanks for making me sick, ###hole."

Sounds like lupus.

 

[krista4]

On the good news front: Wife just sent me a photo of a $1100 check from the bank that has our mortgage. Something something escrow something. We're going to Vegas next month. Ballin.

frozen neck drinks for everyone!

Never should have posted that.

Aaron's notebook is better than Pickles's. Yes, I went there.

 

[bentley]

If Jeff Foxworthy had a tailgate bus and supported the United Way he would probably sound like the guy that did this narration.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If Jeff Foxworthy had a tailgate bus and supported the United Way he would probably sound like the guy that did this narration.

You're a star!

 

[T Bell]

If Jeff Foxworthy had a tailgate bus and supported the United Way he would probably sound like the guy that did this narration.

"You might be a Homer-date if..."

 

[bentley]

If Jeff Foxworthy had a tailgate bus and supported the United Way he would probably sound like the guy that did this narration.

"You might be a Homer-date if..."

...your dad drives you to school in your house.

 

[Tiger Fan]

have 10 pages to catch up on

/hipple

 

[shuke]

Then this rube that's being rung up next to me says "But it's true. That cold IS going around." wtf

 

[-fish-]

every once in a while I'm thinking of renting/streaming/torrenting a movie and I see that recently watched movies thread and think, "I should check out that thread for some ideas."

then I remember that it's an unreadable trainwreck full of pretentious twits (sorry, Krista).

 

[General Malaise]

Jesus....watching Family Feud and the first Fast Money question was: 'how many drinks can you have before you know you're going to have a hangover.'

I blurted out "TEN".

Number one answer was 'Three'.

Not only does my entire family think I'm the town drunk, but I was being conservative there.... #rehab

 

[shuke]

How's Bakersfield's AA baseball team shaping up this year?

The Blaze is High A, not AA.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Jesus....watching Family Feud and the first Fast Money question was: 'how many drinks can you have before you know you're going to have a hangover.'

I blurted out "TEN".

Number one answer was 'Three'.

Not only does my entire family think I'm the town drunk, but I was being conservative there.... #rehab

think

 

[-fish-]

Jesus....watching Family Feud and the first Fast Money question was: 'how many drinks can you have before you know you're going to have a hangover.'

I blurted out "TEN".

Number one answer was 'Three'.

Not only does my entire family think I'm the town drunk, but I was being conservative there.... #rehab

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Jesus....watching Family Feud and the first Fast Money question was: 'how many drinks can you have before you know you're going to have a hangover.'

I blurted out "TEN".

Number one answer was 'Three'.

Not only does my entire family think I'm the town drunk, but I was being conservative there.... #rehab

Steve Harvey is great on there.

 

[Abraham]

I am counting on homer to smother me in my sleep if three drinks is ever cause for a hangover.

 

[shuke]

I've done my fair share of swinging and missing when going for a laugh, but this is some of the least funny stuff I have ever seen posted at FBG: link

I thought it had a chance to be good. Obviously didn't happen

I think it might go down as one of the most unintentionally funny threads. Some of the contributions are so horrible that it's hard not to laugh at them. Agree that it had potential as intended, but it might end up being even better this way

I'd love to see you create a poll for "best nickname" but actually take the 10 worst from the thread.

 

[-fish-]

I have three drinks in preparation for making a cocktail.

 

[Tiger Fan]

In the last week I've turned down a trip to Europe and tickets to the NFC Championship game next week.

I can understand turning down the Europe trip, but why the NFC Championship game??

I manage several hundred million in procurement and it was from a large vendor. We have a written rule about gifts that tends to be treated pretty loosey goosey by many but this one is a little too high profile with too high profile a carrier and wouldn't look good.

Interesting....we must do the same thing.

We have a $175 limit on gifts.

 

[shuke]

If Jeff Foxworthy had a tailgate bus and supported the United Way he would probably sound like the guy that did this narration.

Wow, I never picked up in person how much of a hillbilly you sound like.

Regardless, you've really blossomed in front of our eyes here.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I got tickets in a suite at the 50-yard line with pre-game sidelines passes for the NFC championship between the Bears and Saints a few years ago. Same year, also got tickets to the Bears-Colts Super Bowl from a different vendor. Compliance approved both.

Best sporting event I've ever attended. I can't imagine any football game, SB included, comparing to a Conf Championship in the stadium of the team you're a fan of.

It was fantastic. The energy in the place for something like that is incredible.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I was at Bills/Broncos AFC Championship game in 1992. Jim Kelly and John Elway combined for 0 offensive TDs.

Bills scored on a pick 6 in the 3rd quarter of a scoreless game and won 10-7.

Not that exciting but glad they won.

Did they win the SB that year?

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm a big Who fan, but Eminence Front does nothing for me