GM's thread about nothing (57 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

####. Sorry GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

More classic spidey

 

[kevzilla]

I ran across the name Dramatic this week. No shtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My in laws work closely with a family in Cambodia whose son was diagnosed with infantile leukimia last year when he was about a year old. It looked grim at the time, but everything has gone exceptionally well, and he was tested as cancer free a few months back.

Until a couple days ago. He went back for a checkup, and 60% of his bone marrow is cancer. There's nothing they can do except send him home and wait for a couple weeks to 2 months.

#### cancer

So sorry to hear GB. :(

 

[Hawks64]

Some buddies I work with find Old Gregg hilarious. I don't get the funny.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some buddies I work with find Old Gregg hilarious. I don't get the funny.

Gave it 90 seconds. No funny found.

 

[Hawks64]

Some buddies I work with find Old Gregg hilarious. I don't get the funny.

Gave it 90 seconds. No funny found.

I gave it about 3 or 4 minutes and found no funny.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rock rot ricken?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Linus Marr = Peens, I assume?

Big fan of Spidey pics.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I ran across the name Dramatic this week. No shtick.

There's a thread for you to drop this knowledge.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My week in a butshell:

The good

~ Cal made the honor roll last quarter after dicking off 1Q. He would have had straight A's but got a B in reading. I couldn't believe this since he reads constantly at home. I e-mailed the teacher why he got a B and she replied "because I ask him questions about the book but he just waves me off and says he needs to finish". That kind of makes me happy.

~ I have a solid chance at a 100k plus furniture job.

~ I collected over 100k in money due to us. Sell, collect, repeat. My life hasn't changed in 25-30 years.

~ Finally got the ultrasound on my heart, it's the picture of health. Although the palpitations have returned.

~ Made the time to walk 36 miles so far this week including 8 miles today when it was 16 degrees. It was glorious.

~ Made a cold call on a nice sized company and totally got this gals attention. She said she would be calling me. I need, and will be, making more calls like this. Honestly, I'm tired of the game but it still gives me such a great thrill to pull them in.

~ Nobody died.

The bad

~ My link

The ugly

~ I stopped by the casino for an hour to have a couple of drinks with some GB's and won $160

 

[kevzilla]

I ran across the name Dramatic this week. No shtick.

There's a thread for you to drop this knowledge.

I scanned that thread. No, thank you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

~ Cal made the honor roll last quarter after dicking off 1Q. He would have had straight A's but got a B in reading. I couldn't believe this since he reads constantly at home. I e-mailed the teacher why he got a B and she replied "because I ask him questions about the book but he just waves me off and says he needs to finish". That kind of makes me happy.

 

[-fish-]

On the way to a comedy club to see some low level professional comedy and drink very cheap watered down drinks

 

[St. Louis Bob]

~ Cal made the honor roll last quarter after dicking off 1Q. He would have had straight A's but got a B in reading. I couldn't believe this since he reads constantly at home. I e-mailed the teacher why he got a B and she replied "because I ask him questions about the book but he just waves me off and says he needs to finish". That kind of makes me happy.

Yeah

 

[St. Louis Bob]

On the way to a comedy club to see some low level professional comedy and drink very cheap watered down drinks

Sneak in booze. VERY serious here.

 

[Abraham]

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

 

[krista4]

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

I just noticed your sig.

Glad to see you back, Bob. Was wondering where you'd been.

 

[Tiger Fan]

TPW everyone

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

I just noticed your sig.

Glad to see you back, Bob. Was wondering where you'd been.

Thanks GB.

I heard this story on the radio radio today and it made me think of the GMTAN.

 

[Drifter]

Had some left over salmon in the fridge. Whipped up a sour cream based avocado and wasabi sauce and made an omelette from it. Delicious and paired great with my bourbon.

Bob - I envy you your dedication to walking. I think it's the absolute best exercise one can do for health.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

I just noticed your sig.

Glad to see you back, Bob. Was wondering where you'd been.

Thanks GB.

I heard this story on the radio radio today and it made me think of the GMTAN.

This is total bull####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

I just noticed your sig.

Glad to see you back, Bob. Was wondering where you'd been.

Thanks GB.

I heard this story on the radio radio today and it made me think of the GMTAN.

This is probably very true.

 

[Drifter]

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

I just noticed your sig.

Glad to see you back, Bob. Was wondering where you'd been.

Thanks GB.

I heard this story on the radio radio today and it made me think of the GMTAN.

This is probably very true.

Jim Norton and the others in his circle of comedian friends say this all the time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had some left over salmon in the fridge. Whipped up a sour cream based avocado and wasabi sauce and made an omelette from it. Delicious and paired great with my bourbon.

Bob - I envy you your dedication to walking. I think it's the absolute best exercise one can do for health.

Wow, that sounds really good.

Thanks on the walking. It was born out of necessity thanks to my love of running. I prefer walking much more now but would love to tear one off if I could.

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

I just noticed your sig.

Glad to see you back, Bob. Was wondering where you'd been.

Thanks GB.

I heard this story on the radio radio today and it made me think of the GMTAN.

This is total bull####.

I think we should chop them up into little pieces.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's wrong with our schools? Honor roll for kids that don't make all A's. Does everybody get a trophy for participating in nap time as well?

I just noticed your sig.

Glad to see you back, Bob. Was wondering where you'd been.

Thanks GB.

I heard this story on the radio radio today and it made me think of the GMTAN.

This is probably very true.

I wish I could give them a big hug.

 

[Annyong]

i think tonight will be my last sober night. its my nieces 1st birthday anniversary tomorrow. cant not drink for that right?

 

[-fish-]

Ninja>do you ever try standup anymore? I was pretty envious of your balls for trying.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I slept all night Tuesday and didn't get up to pee once. It's going to be tough to beat this as the best day of 2014.

 

[krista4]

I slept all night Tuesday and didn't get up to pee once. It's going to be tough to beat this as the best day of 2014.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ninja>do you ever try standup anymore? I was pretty envious of your balls for trying.

I wonder how many nurses he has killed.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I slept all night Tuesday and didn't get up to pee once. It's going to be tough to beat this as the best day of 2014.

It's the little victories.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

SLB> do you walk in the early morning?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I slept all night Tuesday and didn't get up to pee once. It's going to be tough to beat this as the best day of 2014.

It's the little victories.

Buddy, it has been years decades since I've slept so sound.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB> do you walk in the early morning?

In the dead of summer I do. You have to because it will be 90 at 8am sometimes. I try to leave around 7:00-7:30 but I usually get caught up in work and don't leave until 8:00-8-8:30.

I check and reply to e-mails the whole time though so it isn't as calming as it should be,.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 5 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

 

[strykerpks]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 4 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

That whole thread became an abortion once shady showed up too. Is that how the BB thread went? I already want to Un- it

 

[Drifter]

i think tonight will be my last sober night. its my nieces 1st birthday anniversary tomorrow. cant not drink for that right?

LIke, ever...?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Truck, looks like we get the favorites this weekend? I like that personally.

 

[T Bell]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

Sorry man. That sucks.

Yup. That's an awful blow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, the gal that did my examination asked if my last name was common. I replied "no" and then she asked me if I knew a couple of guys. Of course I did. Her husband is partners with my cousin. This was my cousin that just had his mother pass away. There are 3 million people in this region but it is an amazingly small world.

 

[T Bell]

Some buddies I work with find Old Gregg hilarious. I don't get the funny.

Gave it 90 seconds. No funny found.

I gave it about 3 or 4 minutes and found no funny.

I haven't clicked. Is it like Smothers Brothers not funny? Female comedian not funny? Jews in an oven not funny? Dane Cook not funny?

 

[Mr Capicollo]

Some buddies I work with find Old Gregg hilarious. I don't get the funny.

Gave it 90 seconds. No funny found.

I gave it about 3 or 4 minutes and found no funny.

I haven't clicked. Is it like Smothers Brothers not funny? Female comedian not funny? Jews in an oven not funny? Dane Cook not funny?

 

[Frostillicus]

My stupid wife turned off the ice maker today, so me an my buddy are sitting here drinking and we are almost out of ice. I can't believe I'm saying this but I really wish I had some spare bags full of ice right now.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

i think tonight will be my last sober night. its my nieces 1st birthday anniversary tomorrow. cant not drink for that right?

How many shots you think she can do?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My stupid wife turned off the ice maker today, so me an my buddy are sitting here drinking and we are almost out of ice. I can't believe I'm saying this but I really wish I had some spare bags full of ice right now.

Divorce

 

[Limp Ditka]

Stripes is in everyone's top 5 comedies of the 80's list, amirite?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I wish I was a loofah

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stripes is in everyone's top 5 comedies of the 80's list, amirite?

Uncle Hulka?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Stripes is in everyone's top 5 comedies of the 80's list, amirite?

Uncle Hulka?

BIG TOE!