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I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

Plot twist: You don't know any of kids playing in the game.

 

[Guster]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I think it's a wonderful opportunity for spectating.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mas spidey

Repost but worthy

Remember when these things were going to change the world?

Nothing new but I tell my sons this at least once a month (semi-NSFW)

Another repost

 

[-fish-]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.

She Hates Me is great. You don't need to be able to sing, nobody else ever sings it, and everyone joins in.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.

Mine is "You and Me and the Bottle Makes Three" by Big Bad VooDoo Daddy. It's a stupid song but easy as #### to "sing".

If I'm drunk enough to think I can really sing I see if they have "Vehicle" by Ides of March. Easy to do in whatever the opposite of falsetto is.

 

[-fish-]

There are some smoking hot moms here

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found a house in a good location for me, via craigslist. Now, there's not many pictures, so I'm trying not to get my hopes up. I will see it Feb 1 when I'm in town. Hopefully I find some others to tour as well. The guy has been responsive, but his emails seem a little broken English. Hopefully it's not a scam. He's not asking for money or anything at least. I did a property search, and the owners are likely Asian, and this guy says he's the owner, except his name is Brian (not what I saw on county records -- maybe a son with American name?)

No, that's kind of par for the course. I Grouponed (apologies to the English language) a deal for a dental cleaning for a one Dr. Hans Alexander Go. I mean, with a name like that I sorta had to, you know? Went to the exam, Lilly white office, receptionist, hygienist.... Then Dr. Hans Alexander Go walks in looking and sounding very much like one of the guests of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack.

You Grouponed dental work?

"So I booked this free prostate exam via a flyer tacked on the wall next to a urinal..."

Can I have his number?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

Plot twist: You don't know any of kids playing in the game.

Double plot twist: The gymnasium is empty and all of the people are imagined.

 

[-fish-]

Thank god that's done. Off to breakfast and bloody marys

 

[T Bell]

There are some smoking hot moms here

That's likely where the basketball players came from IMO.

 

[Mr.Pack]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

So sorry GB. Thoughts and Prayers with all of you.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Rock rot ricken?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thank god that's done. Off to breakfast and bloody marys

I'm at a birthday party for 7 year old since it conflicts with the surprise birthday party for my SIL. Check.

Mate.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

Funny, I texted my GB that lives in Kirkwood this morning about getting together tonight but they have plans. Will there be booze there?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

You will never meet a greater champion of pure choir singing than SLB.

 

[Annyong]

I almost pooped my pants on the treadmill today. That is all. Carry on.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

Funny, I texted my GB that lives in Kirkwood this morning about getting together tonight but they have plans.Will there be booze there?

Unfortunately probably not. But my daughter and a few friends would gladly go out after if you want to show them around.

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

You will never meet a greater champion of pure choir singing than SLB.

I was never into it either until my daughter started singing in her HS Choir. I've come to really appreciate this stuff. It's not all churchy type of music. They sing some very cool tunes too.

They even moved me to tears a couple times last Friday when they were here in Milwaukee,

 

[Osaurus]

Weather looks fantastic in Milwaukee next week. Really looking forward to it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

You will never meet a greater champion of pure choir singing than SLB.

I wouldn't go if MY daughter was in it. No offense GB.

Plus I get to finish two pinewood derby cars today/tonight. THANKS IVF¡!1!¡!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would of course meet you for dinner or something if you were in town.

 

[shuke]

Had a beer with shuke last night. Good times.

Thanks for picking me up at such a late notice. Top 5 cornholer.

How was the new car?

Nice I guess.

 

[shuke]

I would do so many dirty, dirty things to Alison Victoria.

Nice link.

 

[Gadzooks]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

Sorry man. That sucks.

Yup. That's an awful blow.

Sorry Drift

 

[shuke]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.

Mine is Soul Man. It's more like screaming than singing, though. I'd like to find something else, but I'm just so good at this.

 

[shuke]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

You will never meet a greater champion of pure choir singing than SLB.

I wouldn't go if MY daughter was in it. No offense GB.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

Funny, I texted my GB that lives in Kirkwood this morning about getting together tonight but they have plans.Will there be booze there?

Unfortunately probably not. But my daughter and a few friends would gladly go out after if you want to show them around.

Let me know if they come to the Hamptons.

 

[proninja]

Mata's on her way over. She's cooking my favorite meal - crab cakes and blahblahblahblahwhateverelsedoesn'tmatteritcouldbeturtlevomitandI'mokwithit. She's a southern Maryland gal, so making crab cakes is in her genes (where I'll be in an hour HAHAHAHA). Even so, I vetted her recipe

If they have WiFi in Cambodian prisons, I'll post the results Monday. Homer, I'll do some scouting while I'm there.

When my wife was in Cambodian prison, they didn't have wifi (actually true)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

Funny, I texted my GB that lives in Kirkwood this morning about getting together tonight but they have plans.Will there be booze there?

Unfortunately probably not. But my daughter and a few friends would gladly go out after if you want to show them around.

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

You will never meet a greater champion of pure choir singing than SLB.

I was never into it either until my daughter started singing in her HS Choir. I've come to really appreciate this stuff. It's not all churchy type of music. They sing some very cool tunes too.They even moved me to tears a couple times last Friday when they were here in Milwaukee,

You want me to show your daughter and her friends around. Think about what you are asking here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

Funny, I texted my GB that lives in Kirkwood this morning about getting together tonight but they have plans.Will there be booze there?

Unfortunately probably not. But my daughter and a few friends would gladly go out after if you want to show them around.

Anyone near Kirkwood MO.? SLB?

My daughter's University Choir is hitting Kirkwood tonight for a concert.

If you're into that stuff they are truly an awesome choir.

You will never meet a greater champion of pure choir singing than SLB.

I was never into it either until my daughter started singing in her HS Choir. I've come to really appreciate this stuff. It's not all churchy type of music. They sing some very cool tunes too.They even moved me to tears a couple times last Friday when they were here in Milwaukee,

You want me to show your daughter and her friends around. Think about what you are asking here.

Link

 

[SofaKings]

Sweet! SLB has date night! Load up on Mountain Dew everyone!

 

[heckmanm]

Another repost

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Put over an awesome "actually true" on my MIL the other day when I told her that a nearby "Kennedy Park" was named after John F. Kennedy Jr. "He was the editor of 'George.'" She totally bought it.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm trying to imagine Bob explaining all this to Pepper. "Honey, it's a guy from the boards. I have to show his daughter and her friends a good time."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Put over an awesome "actually true" on my MIL the other day when I told her that a nearby "Kennedy Park" was named after John F. Kennedy Jr. "He was the editor of 'George.'" She totally bought it.

:salute:

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm trying to imagine Bob explaining all this to Pepper. "Honey, it's a guy from the boards. I have to show his daughter and her friends a good time."

They'd all be dead in a month.

 

[Abraham]

Go to karaoke song; "world on a strong" by Sinatra.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Haven't heard that one before.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.

Mine is Soul Man. It's more like screaming than singing, though. I'd like to find something else, but I'm just so good at this.

Okay, let's hear it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Karaoke/shot videos?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You can share "Sing!" app performances. Whatcha got?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Go to karaoke song; "world on a strong" by Sinatra.

Sottin' on a roinbow?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.

Mine is Soul Man. It's more like screaming than singing, though. I'd like to find something else, but I'm just so good at this.

Welcome Back, Kotter here.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Go to karaoke song; "world on a strong" by Sinatra.

Do you sing allowed?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I rock the #### out of Werewolves of London.

 

[Abraham]

Go to karaoke song; "world on a strong" by Sinatra.

Do you sing allowed?

Well played.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thinking about getting drunk tonight. Please advice.